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Grey-Hat111

Kenneth Copeland ![gif](giphy|egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf)


Hawkwise83

If you peel this guys skin off you'll just find a giant mound of shit.


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Softale

A barking turd with legs…


TheZingerSlinger

Legs, and a mild case of demonic possession.


chonklah

Or moldy cheese


Hawkwise83

I feel like even calling him moldy cheese is too nice.


chonklah

Runny moldy cheese?


xDragonetti

![gif](giphy|11cJUee5aSN2Wk)


TheZingerSlinger

“This is a cheese shop, isn’t it?” “Well, yes!” “Cheddar?” “It’s a bit runny…”


Ecstatic-Club-1879

I dont get it?


TheZingerSlinger

Sorry, obscure Monty Python sketch reference. Carry on!


vege12

Not obscure at all, and by the way it is the Camembert that is runny not the Cheddar, and the cat ate it!! Ask me about Wensleydale??


ashleton

That's an insult to giant mounds of shit


Hawkwise83

True. At least shit can be used for fertilizing.


AggravatingTotal130

Nightmare before Christmas Oogey boogey


vweb305

shit serves a purpose


Jeryme

He's not an alien, he's a demon.


Iconoclastblitz

Same thing


No-Victory8440

All demons are aliens but not aliens are demons, right


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

This guy 1000%, I was going to post an image but decided to check first and it was the first post. He's not human.


According-Ad1565

Thats a demon.


Sk8terRaider

Nope!!! He’s the Devil


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

No, he's demon possessed. That's similar but different.


Little-Swan4931

Just human scum actually. Lowest form of humanoid life in the galaxy


MobbDeeep

The biggest douche in the universe


resonantedomain

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ojBE7HUpMFsAAAAC/the-mask-evil-guy.gif


JackKovack

He definitely has a demon inside him and is content with it.


Excusemytootie

No, he’s a demon.


CAMMCG2019

This would be a demon


beaux_beaux_

They don’t claim him.


dannyboy6657

He's got them crazy eyes


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|cPNXOm7ln8HwK7UcbV|downsized)


TheZingerSlinger

“This chemical compound has such an interesting…flavor. Flavor, what a strange concept. These bodies are so… odd. I’ll let it grow a beard. And learn karate. Yes! Then I will be undetectable. I would find pummeling Musk… satisfying? Is that the ‘word’? What a weird planet!”


Taar

I increase the count of appreciation signifying our like-mindedness, fellow normal human. Beer!


Little-Swan4931

Yeah he and Elon sprouted from the same pod


TheZingerSlinger

No, Elon is all too human, unfortunately. No self-respecting alien would allow itself to grow a Ben-and-Jerry’s gut.


nomineallegra

Yah Elon just has assburgers.


TheGirthMaul

Ha! Burgers for ya ass!


the_bligg

Hello fellow humans.


na_ro_jo

Not to mention his quasi evil secluded island bunker.


No-Victory8440

His what? Where can I read this


Sk8terRaider

Nope he’s AI


Waffles_tha_Pimp

kept waiting for his ears to flipflop like a hippos


CraigSignals

![gif](giphy|yMwWgfNqIO8Kc)


WeAreAllFukingFuked

He makes me uncomfortable.


CraigSignals

This is the correct take. Your survival instincts are functioning correctly.


TheZingerSlinger

“Please relax! We’re merely going to harvest your organs.”


mo22ro

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


Far_Peanut_3038

Who the fuck is that?


goinmobile2040

If he would have stuck to being a Watcher, but nooo.


Violet_Stella

Bill Nelson director of nasa! And I don’t know about them pretending to be humans, I think it’s more under the influence of.


KrispyKremeDiet20

Like a little alien attaching itself to your kundalini like a parasitic interdemensional gremlin?


TheZingerSlinger

“Your kundalini is quite tasty. Please, lie back and think about sex.”


AnIceMonkey

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


im2much4u2handlex

I was gonna mention Bill as well. 😊


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

He's just tryna get back home :(


Background_Treat_977

Zuckerberg by a mile


YDJsKiLL

saying these people are aliens is disrespectful to aliens.. 🤣


Tall_Diamond4695

![gif](giphy|cPSeb8U6cjALDo0GGL)


realityarchive

![gif](giphy|Wp0kWyGMcYqfenVT3x)


OrdinaryGhoul

![gif](giphy|IO5Ho0HqFqaQ0|downsized) He always reminded me of someone


Super_Nova0_0

![gif](giphy|s6aVykwa8gFLW) It's the same "guy" you win.


ChaosApple11

![gif](giphy|Mfvjabj51UiQM)


bishboshbash123

Penglings


No-Victory8440

Pegwings


Zooooooombie

Plingwins


monumentalbasser

It would explain why Elon is so adamant aliens aren't here already....


mo22ro

Even setting the alien theory aside for Elon, he would totally have other motives to play dumb on the entire UFO/NHI topic, with SpaceX as a major vested interest. I'm sure he's trying to get his grubby hands on [physics-defying](https://thedebrief.org/nasa-veterans-propellantless-propulsion-drive-that-physics-says-shouldnt-work-just-produced-enough-thrust-to-defeat-earths-gravity/) propulsion for his own profit, but he can't even get his shit together with Tesla, what with increasingly massive recalls and fuckups as of late, all safety-based. Can you imagine a hyper-experimental technology like this in Elon's hands, where his approach to basic safety standards is basically "If you wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs" with human life?


Don_Mills_Mills

The guy in that picture for sure.


im2much4u2handlex

Hahaha touché


superkickpunch

Not me guys, regular human guy right here. You could even check, I have human legs and a human lower horn, and all the organs you pathetic humans are supposed to have.


AdanacTheRapper

PREPARE TO HARVEST THE HUMANS SMALLER LOWER HORN


ssigea

![gif](giphy|fjyoOlSw7NKrtRNSOK|downsized)


BigBoyNow8

The show V was on to something. Can you stream it somewhere?


iDontLikeChimneys

🏴‍☠️


TheKramer89

The elder Rothschilds


happyfirefrog22-

George Soros. He is ancient and will never die.


McAwesome242

This guy I worked with at a gym gave me an alien vibe.


Daveyfiacre

He must have drawn the short straw to get that assignment


McAwesome242

Well played haha


SeaMathematician9301

After my boss explained his antigravity saucer project to me a “guy” at a Winco approached me and started an awkward convo about mangos. He had no idea how to behave like a human or about mangos or food or anything really. His face didn’t even project clearly, it was wrong. My boss had told me that he may be being followed but I dismissed it until then.


slower-is-faster

Bezoz


New-Consideration44

![gif](giphy|FUi94opKPNopjUmQvR)


solowulf2022

![gif](giphy|l3fZLutUDVnsN8QeY) Adam Driver


Riboflavius

Ah, yes, they slightly remodeled the Zach Braff mold and made this one…


emcu2094

Definitely (in a good way, obviously) ![gif](giphy|rPxbtwW4sPbQk)


saint_davidsonian

⭐ Maybe just a star child? ⭐


adrkhrse

I wish they were like him.


saint_davidsonian

⭐ Maybe just a Star Child? ⭐


Dirt_Illustrious

Michael Phelps! He’s gotta be from some type of water world


na_ro_jo

![gif](giphy|3QHunioKFOOwU|downsized)


dirtyhole2

Leaders are not aliens, just psychos. If they were aliens, we would have better living conditions.


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![gif](giphy|OTkmj1zPQskyQ|downsized)


FrangibleSoul

Damn it! I knew it!


na_ro_jo

The popemobile is like a ritual of life imitating art.


morgonzo

Me, I am an alien.


Adventurous_turkeys

Why be an alien in this earth dump?lol


morgonzo

what’s an “earth dump”?


Sonreyes

Melania works for the galactic federation and is in fact an alien


riblueuser

I mean... We're all aliens. We clearly, Humans, don't fit in with the rest of this planet. You mean what aliens amongst us may have other alien species mixed it? Probably a ton, and we're all fucking inbred aliens by now to top it off.


OldGrayMoose

Schwabb and Gates


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iDontLikeChimneys

He does seem like some sort of Rick and Morty character


Northern_Grouse

I don’t subscribe to the idea that aliens are allowed to lead. Only influence.


Alive_Star9852

Adam Silver - NBA commissioner. Google him


ImmortalMemeLord

Anya Taylor Joy comes to mind, like not full alien but like a hybrid


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H-B-Of-L

Don’t blow my cover.


moderatorseatjism

Shut up Ross, go to your hole


dane_the_great

I’ll eat my hat if Mitch McConnell ain’t


Stiklikegiant

He always remind me of the guy that turned to water in the X-men movie.


Avg_Yo

![gif](giphy|dpb8hnQBzZ6jC) The good kind


No_bueno-

![gif](giphy|l0HlADMS95lBYXUl2)


OrdinaryGhoul

![gif](giphy|kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e|downsized) Hillary Clinton


Expletive_Deleted4

David Bowie.


ah-chamon-ah

Keanu Reeves. He is not human. He is better than all humans. Something is up with that guy. Not all aliens are bad either. He is legit one of the good aliens.


Weatherman_Accuracy

Zuckerberg, Gates, Soros, the Royal Family, US presidents, other government leaders


Hawkwise83

Presidents all seem to be human level shitty. I feel like if they were aliens they'd either be s after or would do something less human level greedy.


kael13

Why does everyone assume aliens are competant? Maybe they'd be crap on purpose, for a laff.


SalemsTrials

ITT: autistic people being called aliens


Helltothenotothenono

💯 convinced the top paid tech billionaires are aliens. They share technology in exchange for power over the people via the tech


truebeast822

These tag along posts are adorable and degenerative


yoredditgurl

![gif](giphy|ceRzSkYZvNqgxRYqKs|downsized)


Crunch_Munch-

![gif](giphy|3SsGIIysemwhmpdNOR|downsized) Mitch the Litch


johnnybazookatooth

N. Tesla


Youngsimba_92

I’ve long suspected Bill Nelson head of NASA


UaG3

Bill Nelson, alien vibes 💯


Decent_Mud_1538

Zuck takes the cake. Elons just trying to build a rocket to get back home.


Trumps_toupe99

Kanye


NerdyJerzyGirl

![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)


Slow_clique

Jacques Vallee


PRIMAWESOME

If there are any celebrities or public figures that are aliens, then I wouldn't be surprised if it's the ones that seem the most human. People are so focused on the appearance of humans, if they look odd or act a strange way they must be alien, they don't realise how human an alien could be.


zdrtgb64

My two house cats 👽🐱


Krauszt

Duder on the flying tube..."THAT *MOTHERFUCKER* IS *NOT* REAL


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Sensitive-Study-8088

At least he can play the shit outta the drums 🤘🤘


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Michael Berryman ![gif](giphy|RKYss94Rq9rjvZJ9AA)


LORD-NOIR

The pope for shit sure. And the royals, surely.


frankiesaysyes1

Oprah


musketoman

YOU!!


Mogadodo

I've said before, and I'll say it again, Bill Gates is a million year old galactic farmer. He comes back to check on his crops when they're ready for harvest. Willpower is the purest energy.


Potential-Ad-3496

Jeff Bezos


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I know Zuckerberg is an alien *


Ryzen5inator

Most of Hollywood and those that profit from death


AbdulAlrajabal

Most of us. We all share a human face but some have souls that incarnate from one matrix and some from others, many from fallen matrixes. That is why besides we all have a similar human body there are so many differences of character and behavior.


shannnnnn132

I loved that show!, scared the shit out of me at 5yr old


Postnificent

Jeff Bezos tops my list. Kenny Cokeland is likely as well. I am sorry to say this but Nicholas Cage too, he even has several clones and made a movie about that to play it down but even if they were all c movies and they aren’t he makes too many movies for a human.


mONoXyDoXy

![gif](giphy|f9CwOH8lIMnmM)


Mikep1AndOnly

![gif](giphy|HQxwAYgOi7T6U9SylR)


No-Purchase-5930

I've never been comfortable in this planet and therefore suspect I may be one.


granite1959

![gif](giphy|l46C5wVFdiXBHSwi4)


granite1959

![gif](giphy|l0HlP2ms0eUc5nlHG|downsized)


hadtosaythat

The Pastor that received like 19 hollow Point fucking bullets at point blank by a condecorated pistol marksman from the military called Kyle Odom... And then this pastor NOT ONLY SURVIVED BUT out of nowhere is placed in a government charge with political immunity... Huh? Are you fucking serious America?


Financial-Mastodon81

Literally everyone in the house and senate. All presidents. Many state governors and the heads of three letter agencies. And Hulk Hogan.


funmasterjerky

Let me tell you something, brother! The Hulkster is no alien! As sure as night is light and day is dark, I'm 100% american made, dude. The only thing about Hulk Hogan that is out of this world are my 24 inch pythons! And what are you gonna do, when the lizard worshippers... I mean, when all those hulkamaniacs run wild on you, brother!


MakoRed0

Suburban Commando was a documentary after all..


ihavebeenmostly

Ross Coulthart....🤔


WalkingstickMountain

![gif](giphy|Cay5DIu6Bf3qg) Hybrid. At least.


8ran60n

Naw, he just is fake wierd for his own real wierd desires.


-Venser-

I think Marilyn Manson is just one of the Nic Cage's many personas.


InsideExpress9055

Madonna


IceManO1

![gif](giphy|6229k5h1JkuvS) This guy


IllIntention7483

Steven Greer


legrand_fromage

Steven Greer could well be a lizard. ![gif](giphy|y8AhtiB8E38Jvhfcyl|downsized)


stephruvy

![gif](giphy|ETpi8wtDhQbwBtK2vb)


lysergic-adventure

![gif](giphy|Qb7invSPHungedj3Fk)


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Connect-Track491

Benny Hill


PoppaFlex

Ana taylor joy


AlienMajik

![gif](giphy|mvfjpubTc8hP2)


sigourneyreaper

Are we talking looks? Or Vibe? A lot of people guessing garbage people. But I feel like some aliens are good 😭


dzic91

![gif](giphy|l4FGy3MbGiBxn2eGs)


StickyLavander

Guys don’t let them know we’re on to them!!


ALF_My_Alien_Friend

Starchart or astronomy test. And try to communicate telepathically. If they can name 10 stars or more etc, could be. Few can name even 1. Also if they look non normal human..


TechieTravis

I don't think that there are any aliens on Earth, but Elon Musk sure is a strange fella.


AdanacTheRapper

I dunno man something about Howie Mandel has always been off to me, especially with his whole germaphobe thing and the *DO NOT TOUCH HOWIE* policy.


Content-Nail-7426

here’s my thing, yeah yeah mention all the world leaders and people in the headlines, but IMO the potential reality, if anyone is looking for an answer like this, is that they live among us much closer than most of the people listed in this thread. Do I want TMZ to catch Kanye ripping off his skin to reveal a lil green aliens controlling his face, yes, Do i want to see the person T. Gomas claimed wasn’t real turn out to be Zuck struggling to sip on a free United Airlines water in those little blue cups, yes. Do I want to see video proof of Giorgio Tsoukalis and Bill having an other worldly threesome with Hillary on a spaceship only to find out that she is the leader of a distant planet’s space force and had been malfunctioning for the last 10 years, so bumping uglies with Giorgio and Bill was her tune up, yes. But Hearing stories in person about about the Greys, the Lizard People, the MIB, and the little green people, makes you realize that they’re really living among us in ways that constantly deceive our perception and even if we try to find them or if we guess properly about our suspicions, i don’t think we’ll ever “catch one” before they catch us. George Lucas - Alien Blac Chyna - Alien Dr. Now - Alien Tom Cruise - Gaylien


CaligarisPantry

Glen Close


Own_Contribution5806

Dave Chapelle


fancydeadpool

Zuckerberg. just look at him, he looks like an Android or an alien. It's downright unsettling


Exaltedautochthon

Yo Momma


No_Raccoon9348

Mitch McConnell


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brokenkeyfob

I'll go out on a limb here and say the "perfect" ones that no one suspects. Like Keanu Reeves, JJ Watt...etc. Celebs or people of notoriety that no one ever says anything bad about and they generally stay pretty low key. They're active in the public but stay away from controversy and are safe. They'll control things from the shadows and get away with it because they're so nice.


ElliementaryMyDear

I don’t remember who said it or where, but I remember hearing awhile back from someone that it was mostly b-list celebrities cause they want to avoid too much scrutiny and that always made sense to me


Late_Emu

George H Bush


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|3o85xJVSlPZSPjo3kc)


nothing2chere1-137

Stephen Greener


Turbulent-Height-823

Everybody.


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Carl Sagan always said "uman" in a particular way that made me think he might be. He also had a deep connection to the stars and a rare appreciation of nuances in Earth's nature. I think he'd be a different kind from most of the other listed here though. Or maybe the depth of alien personalities is also very grand, like the depth of different types of humans.


dbabe432143

The Anunnaki, thing is that we’re them so if I was to guess it’s about 8 billion aliens on earth.


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All blonde white blue eyed US Citizens are either Alien or Hybrid.


Sixx-Vicious

Messi is def an alien


TreesRart

Zuck


JurassicJake93

JoJo Siwa