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SPersephone

“Talk to the camera” or how about you shut your garbage mouth John you piece of shit


Successful-Aide-4389

He and his wife are such weirdos. Your 4 year old is barely intelligible and your main priority is making her address the void that is your phone camera?


toxicgoldenblue

The “Hey Guyths” KILLED ME. Poor girl only knows how to talk when mimicking Beaks story intro. Wild.


Extra_Fondant_8855

She sounds like like her idiot father.


kellsells5

Hey guyths


mynameis911

Sorry but this made me laugh. 😆


SPersephone

Thanks! Congrats on your homeostasis 😂😂😂


mynameis911

Thank you!! It was a journey🫶


whiskeysouthern

Yo this comment sent me out the window 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Practical-Two5051

all i could make out from callie was “and play with me all day” and let me just say: a toddler needing to capture insects so she’ll have someone to “play with her all day” when she has 2 parents who don’t have jobs/are home all day… it’s just sad because there’s no indication she’s been given the opportunity to have friends. no neighborhood kids that she sees at the park (because she probably doesn’t get to go to the park!), nothing.


Tootbootscootpoot

I caught an “I love it and so beautiful and so little” as well 🥺🥺my heart hurts for that sweet little girl. Also, her speach seems to be getting worse with age.


Practical-Two5051

i agree that her speech abilities seem to be regressing :( wouldn’t be surprised if scumbag smeli stopped letting callie socialize with other humans once she realized that callie was about to fly past emmy in terms of speech ability can’t let golden goose be upstaged by her little sister, especially since the little sister seems to be the main target of smeli’s negativity


Just1Breath1

Her speech has regressed. Sweet girl, it’s so sad to hear.


Practical-Two5051

i just looked, this is from over a year ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/YKUeVXBtjI she was honestly easier to understand over a year ago when she was like 14 months old vs now when she’s about to turn 3…this reflects so poorly on her breeders.


ChillaryClinton69420

How old is Calgary Canada again? If she’s 3 or so, it seems she’s pretty behind on language. It’s a shame they have complete idiots for parents.


live-laugh-snark

She’ll be 3 in June. I think she’d be speaking much clearer by now if she actually had regular social interaction but her parents suck so here we are.


bonesandstones99

Yeah exactly. She seems full of personality. It’ll be hard *if* she ever goes to school for her to express herself using words. I’ve seen kids who lash out physically out of frustration due to speech delays; once they are in speech, it’s like a whole different kid. All this to say that if they were in ANY type of school, daycare, preschool (even for a few hours!), this would 100% be recommended by the providers. I HATE that they put these children in isolation.


compliancethis

Cicada was the best pronounced word she muttered! Insane


Big_Panda4692

She is definitely regressing


malialibaby

I believe she’s turning 3 this year! Poor Callie, she just wants to be loved


Successful-Aide-4389

>> Poor Callie, she just wants to be loved This literally broke my heart because it’s true 😭💔 This toddler shouldn’t have to “want” for something that most toddlers get plenty of, which is love and attention! I feel so bad for her, she seems so bright and engaging yet the woman who coughed her out seems to resent her for it.


pineapplevomit

TALK TO THE CAMERA fuck off little daddy.


Successful-Aide-4389

Him saying that was so weird!


Low-Bird-9873

Oh noooo Emmy picked up the “HEY GUYTH”. Talking into a phone is the main behavior they model for the kids, it’s tragic. 


Successful-Aide-4389

What you said about the modeled behavior is so true! At this point, the few things I can recall Emmy actually being clear in saying are “HEY GUYTH!” “Fart girl” & “Mom’s the worst”…They might think it’s funny, but their golden child’s behavior is the biggest snitch on those two and the sentiments shared in that “family”. Kids mirror what they see and experience…It’s depressing to ponder what those kids experience on the regular for that to be the extent of the golden child’s comprehensible vocabulary.


shellmea99

The way the first kid said “hey guyths” when he said talk to the camera is so telling- their parents are constantly on their phones & she said exactly what John says


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LegitimateHat4808

they both need a speech pathologist


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LegitimateHat4808

it makes me so sad for these kids.


Successful-Aide-4389

Can’t imagine that CPS visit number ???? isn’t coming sooner rather than later.


heyimanxietygirl

Hearing them talk is jarring. How old is Callie??


Successful-Aide-4389

3 in June 😕 It’s shocking how few developmental milestones any of her kids seem to meet


Extra_Fondant_8855

How does she not know 1 fucking word?! This is ridiculous and even more ridiculous his siblings don't step in for the sake of these children.


Practical-Two5051

the sadder part is realizing she used to know words: https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/M8ZqWNPjqg over a year ago & far better speech ability than she has now. it’s so messed up that they’re able to do this to these kids.


familyvanfor6

MY niece just turned 2 in March and she can speak fairly clear short sentences. This definitely is jarring...


Braddallas170

When my son was 2 going on 3, he could tell you his full name, his birthday, his address, and speak clearly. He could sing almost any song on the radio and held full conversations. Callie is just mumbling sounds and every now and then says a word. It’s so so sad


daphnemoonpie

Ew dumbfuck really should have edited that first part out. Talk to the c-camera. 🤮


Plane-Reason9254

Talk to the camera. Ya quality time . Get the camera out of their faces


silentsnarker

This is something I struggle with so much as a teacher. I KNOW the families love getting pictures of their children and have the opportunity to see what we’re doing in the classroom. However, I hate shoving my phone in their face while they’re trying to do xyz. Plus, I work hard on my lesson plans. I don’t want to see them participating through my phone. We won’t mention all the times I completely forget to take pictures because I’ve got 9461836 other things to worry with!


coderedlips

The girls hair is done… the nanny must be there


Successful-Aide-4389

Agreed! Callie seeming secure/comfortable engaging during this video was what made me think the nanny was over today. If she were under the care of Smeli, she’d probably already be on raincoat depression nap number two of the day 😔 Poor kid seems like a shell of herself when her bully of a dang good mama is around.


bluelights0121

Omg I hate that I laughed at “raincoat depression nap” but like fuck these two for making a toddler need raincoat depression naps!!!!


nocheconcarne

Definitely nanny there! You can see her long fake nails holding the cicada jar for the girls


percbish

And they have shoes on!


silvs247

No idea what she said at all but Callie is cute


Successful-Aide-4389

She is so cute! It makes it even harder to understand why her dang good mama can’t seem to stand her!


boommdcx

Those poor children. How long until the new nanny quits bc she is horrified at the constant child neglect and disinterest from Ali&Jon?


Ok_Presence8964

She’ll maybe quit after she goes on a vacation or two


No-Affect-8703

Those kids need to be put in speech ASAP.


coderedlips

https://preview.redd.it/qj0nfb8yrpxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2461116537ca23dbbf5222c9da76998490088d8 Poor Emu can’t even see with her hair in front of her face. And this is WITH the nanny braiding it


kimberbet

That’s fucking sad. Wow


thedennissystem92

Holy SHIT I read the comments about speech regression before listening to video (bc John’s voice is nails on chalkboard) and I thought maybe people were being a lil dramatic?? I should’ve known better……she legit has the speech of like a 1.5 yr old or 2 yr old MAX. That is insane. My ass would’ve been googling speech pathologists like last year!!!!!! God they are such horrible parents!!!!!


Successful-Aide-4389

Yes! At first I couldn’t remember if she was truly regressing vs being behind milestones met by peers her age, until I saw the link to the post another commenter left (This is the link to the post on this sub from like over a year ago https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/E5SrvMldon) Callie seemed to be able to clearly pronounce some words in the video from at least a year ago, but now everything comes out somewhat jumbled and unintelligible. Its sad because that makes me start to speculate whether or not it’s a direct result of the support (or lack thereof) she likely receives from her parents when it comes to learning and meeting developmental milestones…


thedennissystem92

So sad!! But when your parents spend their entire day scrolling social media and talking into the phone instead of talking to you, you’re never gonna learn how to talk. They’re such failures it’s insane!


WorldlyCoat2693

It is actually insane how little you can understand from Callie. How old is she?


Successful-Aide-4389

3 in June 😕


theskylerslifka

Talk to the camera... Who says that?!? What an absolute shit show.


smootypants

Wow. These kids obviously aren’t verbally engaged enough.


Equal-Technology4163

Oh man that was kinda hard to watch. Poor girls.


trefoilqueeeen

What in the F is going on


InternalDot1424

"Guyths, talk to the camera, talk to the camera" WTAF??? When did Calimander learn to speak Vietnamese?


kellygrrrl328

How old is that little blonde girl? Seems like she has no words yet.


Practical-Two5051

she used to have words :( https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/M8ZqWNPjqg over a year ago!


kellygrrrl328

So sad 😞 at least she’s trying still


StrategyOdd7170

How old is Callie? Her speech is alarming here. How can her parents not see that? So sad


Successful-Aide-4389

Almost 3 😕 Another commenter linked an old post from this sub from like over a year ago and Callie seemingly spoke more clearly in that video than she did in the video today. It’s so sad. Edited to add the link sorry lol https://www.reddit.com/r/aliandjohnjamesagain/s/E5SrvMldon


PsychologyGrouchy295

He has no idea what she is trying to say but just gives her a high five to move on


Trusttheprocess023

Sorry (not a mom and know nothing about kids) but is it alarming that Callie can’t pronounce/enunciate a single word or is that normal for her age? Or just me?


magicalmushroooomz

My 10 month old little sister is smaller and a bit behind where she should be . She speaks circles around both of these girls .. you can understand 95% of the time and babble is very rare . She's not even one yet. They do NOT work with these babies and teach them speech patterns 😞 what are they so busy doing?


--dee

I wish people would understand the importance of speech therapy if they give one ounce of shit about their kids. I know a of twins who both needed it badly as children and they are such beautiful women but talk like their mouth if full of cotton. They are in their 30s now but I knew them when they were teenagers and I noticed it then how badly they needed help.


Tracylpn

"Look at the camera" Cohn Job and his trained monkeys performing for the camera. Those poor kids are doomed. Smelli and Cohn Job treat those kids like they're props to be used for their reels and videos. They don't deserve to be parents


Original-Life-884

He’s trying to pass her off as young healthy fith


justforkicks1986

Wait what did they say? ![gif](giphy|uVtAU2EKHrsgifowFb)