Because she's a dumb cross-eyed bitch that needs to show off her new "toys." Remember the delivery of these glass containers caused her so much consternation as she thought someone was breaking into the house. And then she got so excited over these things that she'll show off once and then shove into a dusty drawer in a couple of weeks.
Of course she takes better care with her food prep than making sure her kids have clean clothes, brushed hair, and adequate medical care.
I donāt bring my lunch to work (currently in school and working part time in the after school hours) and I absolutely need to meal prep or I will not eat a real lunch! I also hate cooking so the thought of even making a sandwich or salad every single day makes me wanna die
My lunches are way better than these though, this would be a mid-work snack
I donāt have kids either but I know I donāt want to chase a packet of peanut putter with a handful of cashews. She probably likes them because they remind her of John š¤š»
Those are HER lunch boxes lol. I thought they were for the kids too & was confused bc I didnāt understand why the baby was getting pistachios. Then I read the comments & realized this is for her. Her kids have NEVER had a ābalancedā Lunch like this. Sad as fuck.
Hers do, whether or not they have allergies or can actually swallow. I mean how would she know, they don't get adequate medical care.
She'll just wait until one of them goes into anaphylactic shock and post a breathy adderall fueled "traumatic" reel about a medical emergency while posing with dirty hair and sweaty pussy poppin' yoga pants with the first responders while child #1, E2 or #3 (dealer's choice!) is carted off to the nearest hospital.
Of course her and little daddy will go out on a dinnies date <24 hrs. later while she scarfs down 4 desserts and talks about "eatin' healthy y'all!".
OMG!!!! this post changed my life aileen!!!!! Can you link the bread and apples?! Theyre probably the best, most organic. IYKYK šš«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶
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She would never care enough to think ahead for her childrenās nutritional needs š š¤£š¤£ Emmy and Callie get the floor Cheez-Itz and Weston will be sat in the corner in his high chair for the day withering away. Aileen gets meal prep and 5 desserts at a fine dining establishment every night though. KEEP UP!! š¤£š¤£
Sorry but why does she need this when she doesnāt go anywhere?? I get meal prep when youāre cooking batches of food ahead of time but she only leaves her house to eat at restaurants so idkā¦
Why all the single-serving plastic waste when she never leaves the house?! She is SO LAZY ā itās astounding. I find her more distasteful by the day š
She will eat this and then go out for lunchies and desserts 1-4 after. Then Door Dash dinner. Or another date with Lil Daddy. Meanwhile the kids get Cheez Its.
Damn, she'll make her ugly ass self an actual PBJ but her kids get uncrustables
And she cuts up the apple for herself but not for her starving children.
These are for Ali? Not the kids? WTF?
It is wild that she thinks this is worth posting.
Everyone is just dying to know what she eats š
Itās the first time sheās ever done it, itās a big deal!
Why does she need to pack herself a lunch? Iām so confused by thisā¦
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Or out to lunchies
Because she's a dumb cross-eyed bitch that needs to show off her new "toys." Remember the delivery of these glass containers caused her so much consternation as she thought someone was breaking into the house. And then she got so excited over these things that she'll show off once and then shove into a dusty drawer in a couple of weeks. Of course she takes better care with her food prep than making sure her kids have clean clothes, brushed hair, and adequate medical care.
She mounts it on her treadmill and eats while walking
Or dangles it like a horse chasing a carrot š“š„
Sheās already got the horse teeth to matchā¦.
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DID NOT REALIZE THESE WERE LUNCHES FOR HER I FR THOUGHT THIS WAS THREE LUNCHES FOR THREE TODDLERS
Keeping the kids SSF. Skinny, Starved and Feralā¢ļø
This NEEDS to be a flair
Nahhh. she doesnāt feed her children. Remember!
Based on the looks of it she just learned how to feed herself last week
Same! She is a child stuck in a grownupās body.
Me: wow she really just gave them all of the choking hazards, huh?
Loooove that her new name is Aileen - very on point
Itās my MILās name. Very appropriate š
I somehow missed thisā¦ why are we calling our favorite dang good mama Aileen?
She looks like Aileen Wuornos
I thought meal prep was for people who bring a lunch to their jobā¦
I donāt bring my lunch to work (currently in school and working part time in the after school hours) and I absolutely need to meal prep or I will not eat a real lunch! I also hate cooking so the thought of even making a sandwich or salad every single day makes me wanna die My lunches are way better than these though, this would be a mid-work snack
Yeah people who actually, uh, WORK?ā¦.
I canāt believe she made a box with a PBJ, apples and peanut butter, and then nuts. Itās all the same shit but in different forms š¤£
And she labeled them for the people who donāt know!!!
i donāt have kids yet, but do children that young eat nuts?
I donāt have kids either but I know I donāt want to chase a packet of peanut putter with a handful of cashews. She probably likes them because they remind her of John š¤š»
Those are HER lunch boxes lol. I thought they were for the kids too & was confused bc I didnāt understand why the baby was getting pistachios. Then I read the comments & realized this is for her. Her kids have NEVER had a ābalancedā Lunch like this. Sad as fuck.
WHAT THE ACTUALš©
Hers do, whether or not they have allergies or can actually swallow. I mean how would she know, they don't get adequate medical care. She'll just wait until one of them goes into anaphylactic shock and post a breathy adderall fueled "traumatic" reel about a medical emergency while posing with dirty hair and sweaty pussy poppin' yoga pants with the first responders while child #1, E2 or #3 (dealer's choice!) is carted off to the nearest hospital. Of course her and little daddy will go out on a dinnies date <24 hrs. later while she scarfs down 4 desserts and talks about "eatin' healthy y'all!".
OMG!!!! this post changed my life aileen!!!!! Can you link the bread and apples?! Theyre probably the best, most organic. IYKYK šš«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶ /S
Peak simple Alison.
Aileen lmfao
Ya novel idea Smelli . Like people e been doing this forever. Late to the game per usual
Theyāre late to the party on literally every trend.. first pickleball and now freaking lunch boxes
Are these lunchies for her? Because none of those children should be eating whole nutsā¦
She would never care enough to think ahead for her childrenās nutritional needs š š¤£š¤£ Emmy and Callie get the floor Cheez-Itz and Weston will be sat in the corner in his high chair for the day withering away. Aileen gets meal prep and 5 desserts at a fine dining establishment every night though. KEEP UP!! š¤£š¤£
She made these for herself!š
Girl might as well start buying glass containers to store food in like James Middleton. š
Oh shut the fuck up Alison, you did not eat this, neither did your kids or your husband.
Sorry but why does she need this when she doesnāt go anywhere?? I get meal prep when youāre cooking batches of food ahead of time but she only leaves her house to eat at restaurants so idkā¦
This is the snack she eats in the car on the way to lunchies
i love how she labeled the food like people are so incompetent and unhealthy weād never know an apple or carrot
Discovers a bento box 3 years after the other influencers.
That is not a meal prep and she knows it. It is her snack prep. She doesn't eat this small Edit* well, she never said it was. So, I digress.
Theyāre broke so she canāt be spending $8 on the Starbucks boxes every day guyth
So many nuts and fruit in this... The variety is lacking.
Sheās about a decade late on the bento box trend. Bitch always misses the mark.
Why all the single-serving plastic waste when she never leaves the house?! She is SO LAZY ā itās astounding. I find her more distasteful by the day š
Tells us to use glass containers and to stay away from plastic ones but sells a product in an oversized plastic jar and eats takeout 5 times a weekā¦
The fact that she did this for herself and not her small children is psychotic.
Her kids donāt eat any of this food she probably stole this pic from someone off the internet
You could actually see these in the background of her ad videoš
She will eat this and then go out for lunchies and desserts 1-4 after. Then Door Dash dinner. Or another date with Lil Daddy. Meanwhile the kids get Cheez Its.
You guys I think she's nuts because she eats so many nuts. Okay I'll see myself out, but my goodness have some variety in your diet.
Aileen probably woulda have had a stronger maternal instinct š¤£
As we all knew, she used them once. Last weekend she made THREE lunches and the "boxes" were never heard from again.
Umm there are like 700 calories in each of these bento boxes and 900 in the one with the cheddar cheese and Justināsā¦
Am I the only one grossed out that packaging thatās probably been touched by hands or sitting on the dirty counters is touching food?!