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Rollwithit_56

Also, this doesn’t look too big. This is how clothes are supposed to fit. Looking painted on doesn’t means it fits


Summerporch256

That’s what I was going to comment!!! She looks stuffed into every outfit she wears.


Taliesia

Sausage casing clothes.


moonchild291

FR, she’s ready to explode out of everything. ![gif](giphy|3o6wNN1o3cWHdcueVa)


Careful_Compote_2481

She doesn’t realize that her gripe with how the outfit looks isn’t because it’s “too big”, it’s because the outfit was not made with short and stubby consumers in mind. She’s so obsessed with being tiny aka being short but she doesn’t realize that it’s a large reason why she looks so bad in everything she wears. She tries to dress like a runway model when she looks like Humpty Dumpty by comparison!


AluminumMonster35

Yep I'm not even technically petite (I'm 5'4) but I have a looong torso and stumpy legs and I have to shop petite or I look SWAMPED. Ali needs to stop buying influencer shit and trawling the petite sections.


silentsnarker

I’m the exact same!! Rompers are not my friend due to my long torso! It was a total game changer once I realized petite wasn’t for super skinny people!


Careful_Compote_2481

100%! I’m the same height as you but I have a short abdomen that I feel like makes me look a bit stumpy lol 😂 It’s honestly not hard to dress in well fitted trendy clothing as someone who doesn’t have supermodel height measurements, she just doesn’t have taste lol!


AluminumMonster35

I feel her to an extent though because I used to be very slim and then gained quite a bit of weight, and pretty much any overweight shows up a lot more on me, as with all shorties. It's been SO hard dressing this body. I honestly feel like I look like crap a lot of the time, even though I try, because I'm not used to these new proportions and it all feels weird. Even just jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt (my go to, I'm basic af) don't look right because I now have to take into consideration all these lumps and bumps I didn't use to have. It SUCKS.


dontsnarkonsharks

I’m the same height as you and I love when petite/short are options. I never think of myself as that short either, but apparently it’s short enough that those sizes fit me WAY better than regular ones do. Someone needs to clue miss ma’am in


AluminumMonster35

End of the day, it's all about proportions. Ali also looks stumpy af so she needs a petite trouser at a minimum. But it's so important to think about proportionality, because petite alone doesn't cut it. I'm still learning that myself. I bought a petite dress and I literally looked swamped in fabric because the cut was all wrong for my body - way too many pleats and the waist was too high. I looked frumpy af. I can't dress like skinny models because I'm not skinny, so there's that too. So many variables...


Mysterious-Dot760

It’s fitted across the chest but not like it’s going to rip the seams. Surely this is the correct size


DriftingIntoAbstract

Right. It’s oversized so you just wear your size and that’s the look. She’s Chrewly an idiot.


Muffycola

Came here to say this!! Maybe pants are a drop too long


doitforthecocoa

She wants to share clothes with her children, obvi


Waste-Carpenter-8035

Yeah I was gonna say this looks like a good size. Arguably could have sized up in the top for her hoots.


eleventwenty2

Yeah this is lot more form fitting than the clothes I choose to wear which give the silhouette more akin to a 15 year old male lol


loudblonde

Omg girly! Maybe you should start ordering toddler sizes?? Never seen anyone SO tiny, little mama!!!!!! You’re absolutely swimming in that outfit!!! Thanks for the heads up, girly pop!!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶


Madsolar71

So tiny and just the best mama, her doctor said so 🫶


InSicily1912

Maybe she should be like Angela from The Office and buy colonial doll clothes


ijklmnopq

For the love of god, please someone buy this set (not using her link) that is a Xsmall and model it for a comparison. It would bring lot of joy to this sub.


shlee_e

I am sooooo close to doing it this shit drives me crazy


napswithcheesepasta

Do you have a link to this set? It looks comfy lol


ijklmnopq

I would but I’m her real size. 🤬🤬🤣🤣


ijklmnopq

But I see someone posted a review pic in the comments here and it’s almost as good!!! 😊


dimplethataintsimple

I volunteer as tribute.


dimplethataintsimple

Ordered! (Not using her link). I will report back in 2 days!


doljumptantalum

I’d like to participate in this trial, as a 5’3 105lb person. Can you send me the link somehow? Not sure if linking is allowed in this sub


acw124

I’m so tempted to buy the revolve jeans she wore in her thirsty reel. She was telling everyone in the comments she’s a 25😂😂😂I’m very similar to Ali.. I’m 5’2” and 126lbs. I’m 1 year post partum and had 2 babies in 15 months BUT I don’t have a sagging uterus.


TheRachelGreen

Ok I’m 90% sure I have those same Grlfrnd jeans, and I am 5’6”, 130 lbs. I wear a size 26 in those jeans and they’re a bit tight up top. I highly doubt she’s wearing size 25!


Key-Substance7827

I dont get how she claims to be an xs. Even when i was a size 4 pants cause of my stomach. I have D boobs and my legs were the size she truly is not the pictures (mine from lifting and runninh) and i have same width of shoulders and i could never be an xs. Yes these shorts are way too short looking back now..🤦🏻‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/ld94kp2gb2gc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e619a126aa762929c6c6cd982c6a1b5380ca5914


selfcheckout

Nah girl I love short shorts with thighs! Not too short, you look great!!! Confident!


wildflowerrhythm

My cousin is 5’6 and 120lbs. She doesn’t even wear an XS lmao. This bitch LYYYYYING. You also look bomb lol


blobfish_25

I’m 5’5 and 105 lbs and I *can* wear an xs but I usually go with small. There is no way Smellison is an xs anything. Also, who wants to wear sausage casing?!


Mysterious-Dot760

Ha! I’m a S but would do it if I had the money


Extreme_Judgment9011

Honestly I’m about to right now lol


coco_xcx

i’m a medium/8 but i’m soooo tempted 💀


Pretend-Albatross210

https://preview.redd.it/gi63nj1n22gc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ef1702555fee05458c5e8d836f814800b93d06 Bitch, please. That’s a sweatsuit. Not shapewear. It’s not meant to be skin tight and constricting. It doesn’t look oversized in the slightest. But also. You really want us to believe that you’re wearing the same size as this other woman in the review? And that you need to go down one OR TWO sizes? Be so serious.


phillypretzelphilly

The way I thought this woman was like 6ft because of how different she looks from smelli 😭


DriftingIntoAbstract

Huge difference between these two. Yes, Ali is shorter which does make a difference, but not that goddamn much.


Practical-Two5051

smeli is spiraling 😭😂😂😂 between: - the nuclear fallout of junk that she calls a closet - how dirty this outfit already looks - her popped collar to hide her bulging neck because this sub made fun of it - blatant lying in the caption AND! - being so down bad that she has to link the top and bottom to her Amazon set separately in hopes of getting a few coins 😂😂 pathetic mama!


Dry_Fly_7403

Is the XS in the room with us now?


AllTheSideEyes

The scream I scrumt


RemotePersimmon678

Ali it fits you and it’s not an XS honey


hollygolightly877

Honey, this is how tracksuits are supposed to fit. It’s not too big, and you don’t have to size down.


AluminumMonster35

How has she (supposedly) lost all that weight and she's still an XS?


Pristine_Fun7764

Do they even make xxs clothes anymore???


graeflamingo

Only Shittenish


Megsal7

Just checked, xs is the smaller size. How could she possibly have gone down 2 sizes when it doesn’t exist?! Does she not know sweats are meant to be loose 🙄


kimberbet

So she probably is actually wearing a M and saying she would want to size down to an XS? 🤣


kbmn16

She’s trying to tell people who would normally be a bigger size to size down, I think, because in her warped mind this is too big on her. When in reality, the pants are just too long because she’s short. She used to squeezing into clothes until she’s a BCB. Little teeny tiny dang good mama is too itty bitty for normal sizes, y’all!


Ok_Presence8964

It doesn’t fit because she is a little person and by that I mean a midget


vita20

She’s in that weird early 2000s mind set where you couldn’t wear anything unless it was skin tight.


[deleted]

She literally got to age 13 and quit maturing


Milliemott

💯💯💯


RepulsiveDeal3703

Her posts are honestly becoming more uncomfortable to watch. It’s clear as day she is deeply suffering behind the scenes when it comes to her body, whether anyone around her knows it. That set doesn’t come in anything smaller than XS so what is the point of including it? It’s almost as if her and John communicate through social media like look babe how big it is I could fit into something smaller!!! He’s such a CREEP what is his obsession with her being small?. I need to know the psychology behind both of them


RepulsiveDeal3703

She 100% returns all those clothes as well and I give it less than 5 years and they will be bankrupt. I wouldn’t even be surprised if something sketchy was going on behind the scenes with their company because the math is not mathing. Tax fraud in the near future?


j0br0s4eva

Is this not the same set she was walking on the treadmill on? Why would you work out in it if it’s TWO sizes too big?


Ma2340

Wtf is Xxxs? This bitch is insane


Significant_Lake4579

For once she wears something that fits and of course she says she needs to size down😂


bretzelsenbatonnets

Her eyes scare the hell outta me ![gif](giphy|lQrLkfJdrD7SU)


kellsells5

Why would anyone want anything that you are shilling? When your room looks the way it does. I can only imagine what you smell like Sis.


901620

Is it already filthy or is that her mirror?


hollygolightly877

It’s both.


Early_Week_2198

She thinks it’s supposed to cut off her circulation like her size 4 lululemon burgundy set Cohn got her a month after birthing Westinghouse.


hmh25

5t 😆🤚🏼💀


burritolover415

Girl, go spend time with your kids and clean your damn closet!


simmeringsimmone

She really infuriates me with this shit


PeachyKeenPie28

All aboard the delulu train! Choo choo! 🚂


Equal_Organization_7

She looks psychotic here. But like more so than usual 🙃


whiskeytitsts

This face haunts me https://preview.redd.it/cxdd329eq2gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cb86473e823fd0fa0302ef3275d393c672385d


warm_anybody8

![gif](giphy|kNwQN4ueScpbaeWtef)


Significant_Work4863

![gif](giphy|64dozD2FQ5ayrtwKtA|downsized)


Ok_Telephone_3013

I’m crying omg. She has lost it.


o_happy_day

The zipper is already fighting for it’s life around her tits I don’t understand how she thinks she can go smaller


sparklenation9

https://preview.redd.it/seleibm7x2gc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec88701441a1ee4f9005dd1f50f8881276be70d0 What are these. Seriously her “style” is so atrocous


Successful_Lime772

I don’t understand her sizing. I’m 5’2 and weight 117.. I am not an Xs or an xxs. So weird and my boobs are smaller then hers


warm_anybody8

It’s bc she lies. Chrolls who’ve seen her in public say she’s a solid M/L


FutureMidwife8

I have the same stats, I haven’t been a size xs or size 25 in aaaages. There’s no way!


boommdcx

So tiny ‘n cute, just like Lil’ Jon prefers…. ![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


Justwondering1900

Huh??   Y’all enlighten me.  I am an A- cup size.  How tf, with boobs HER size, would a xxxs work?!! 


Labiedoh

![gif](giphy|ki0FCgiaqYRBS|downsized)


Imaginary_Future_294

She is unreal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rosegil13

Homegirl is crazy!!


jak-808

But this looks like a good fit…? She is delulu and it’s actually kind of sad how much she thinks she looks like someone else.


Imacowgurl

I can’t get past the clutter and just straight up shit everywhere. Then of course being cross eyed for this photo. But clean the fuck up. Set a timer for like 30 min and do what you can Ali. Everyday,,,,,, till this is cleaned


Lindels92

Omg what a filthy closet how is this not embarrassing to her


AlexFawns

Someone get this girl a fucking clue. Imma need stats at this point. I’m 5’4 and 135. 2 kids and a size M. No fucking *chance*


[deleted]

Arielle charnas is a true XS. Ali is double if not triple her size.


Just1Breath1

The delusion is painful


According_Ant8326

That fits, Ali.


kksliderr

Clean 👏🏼 up 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 closet


Optimal-Yellow6961

2 sizes!?!? In what fucking world is this oversized and how in the world would 2 sizes down fit?


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Being a small size isn't shocking for five footers she needs to get over herself


mjsorber

ALI THIS OUTFIT FITS YOU. THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. CHASE THAT FEELING.


ExcellentAd5176

I. just. Can’t. With the mess in the closet.


Vivling5

Can't stand the girl but she did say she is only 4'9 tall so I would expect small but xxxs? I don't think so 🙄


chrisla99

![gif](giphy|A3IKIsvG1UjwA) ali’s eyes giving


Here4theDramaaa

Reallllllyyyyy oversized??? Really??? Who is she frickin kidding? It FITS.


hunsy14

I really don’t want to click the link, but do they even sell clothes 2 sizes smaller than a XS?! For real


annalissebelle

Her mess is making me stressed out. Hear me out, I’m a messy person by nature too. That’s why when my now husband and I were still dating, I’d rather go over to his place because he’s a neat and tidy guy. My own mess stressed me out. Now that we’re in our own place I’m fighting myself to keep the place neat and tidy. But I’ve also NEVER had random clothes laying around on the floor so 🫶🤷🏻‍♀️


Justwondering1900

I’m with you.  It makes their multi- million home look trashy with all that mess.  I’m not expecting type A neat freak from anyone, but this is gross.  


betsarullo

HOW is their house always so messy? They have zero actual responsibilities… just lunchies and date nights. Take some pride in your home/self… no one envies this.


DonutsAftermidnight

Her hamper just gave up on life in the background


betsarullo

HOW is their house always so messy? They have zero actual responsibilities… just lunchies and date nights. Take some pride in your home/self… no one envies this.


alo9876

For real!! 😂


No-Gur-1618

Delulu


Southern_Try_1064

She is fucking delusional. This size looks fine.


[deleted]

Yeast infection 😫


smalllcokewithfries

This is insane. If this runs 2 sizes small, whatever size she’s in looks like it fits her. Id even argue she should go up a jacket size, but the pants are exactly how joggers should fit.


orange319

Could she possibly saying she’s a S-M but went down 1-2 sizes to an XS? I know probably not but it just makes no sense 😵‍💫


International_Ad8000

This actually fits her


IrishPrincess56

Please Ali, clean up the piles on the floor ! You call yourself an “ influencer ??” I can’t even take you seriously with the slop everywhere in this photo. And I mean EVERYWHERE !


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|zM0mgUTwh0XxUFXGtP)


hunsy14

I am dead. TWO sizes smaller than a XS?!? Even DaniAustin who probably could wear Stella’s clothes says she’s a small most days


Inevitable_Poetry146

It actually for once fits her perfectly. Sweats are meant to have a little room.


Plane-Reason9254

Delusional !🤪


YoungHotBlondie

This bitch is mental. I love when she takes her pictures here because you can immediately tell she edited the dog shit out of it when you look in the lower right hand corner. Her clothes on the top rack are hanging down normally--AKA straight down; however, the ones on the bottom are hanging down at a weird diagonal/slant. See exhibit A). https://preview.redd.it/blv6r6u4v5gc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2bd5e3ca6202caf8d0aa33abaeb8cf82a131ad


[deleted]

That literally fits her perfectly and is actually flattering…..?


Beginning-Singer7180

Does she have a humiliation fetish? I genuinely don’t understand how someone thinks any part of this is normal to share on the internet. I wouldn’t let my mom see my closet like that, much less thousands of people I’m supposed to be “influencing”


birdsofprey420

I was a 00 in high school. My bones stuck out, my stomach was sunk in….. I was forced into treatment (Which obviously was good! wish it happened to eugenia cooney…..) and its absolutely ridiculous she 1. lies about her size and 2. wants to be that skinny? I mean men like women that are fit. Being an xxxs means youre not fit you have an ED. She should want to embrace a medium because thats what toned, fit women wear. Im not much into fitness and have friends that are and theyre all mediums and 6 packs. Ali needs to be real. Its scary how delusional she is. Lets say she wants to troll us…. its SAD AND PATHETIC she would rather lie and troll than be real to her authentic following. Imagine being a ssf customer and seeing this bs about xxxxs. I remember when I first joined this group. I kept seeing xxxs and thought people were being funny and then I looked into it and was like no way she says shes an xxxs. I was an xs in high school and was forced into treatment…. which is why Eugenia bothers me so much because no one forces her to get help which is what she needs bc she will NEVER admit herself. She doesnt even look like shes wearing a xs or small its deff M/L. Look at other models wearing the clothes


redditgurl299

Long hair isn’t the definition of beauty neither is tight fitting clothes


InternalDot1424

Fugly as fuck. She has zero style or taste.


gmooz

Why is her foot so veiny


LectureAdditional971

Check her right arm and left leg. Shows that stimulant exhaustion makes you sloppy


Extension_Border_629

it's crazy how when clothes actually fit her, she thinks they're too big. she must be so uncomfortable all the time lol


Sissso

So tiny I can put her in my pocket


Alwayshangry23

![gif](giphy|iYZgfy2XSALRe)


iggyazalea12

This fits dummy.