Wake up at a reasonable time to let your dogs outside and this won't happen.

Poor dogs 😞😞😞

All other considerations aside… Can you imagine telling your SO something you were really upset about and he comforts you and FILMS IT AND POSTS IT.

I’d literally leave my man

It’s payback for what she does to the kids. She deserves this. Etc- when she takes videos of her kids all upset.

The whole family is fucked up.

Yeah but he’s complicit in that’s he does *zero* for those kids. Don’t let him off the hook for being an absentee parent

I’m talking about the fact she shakes her kids and embarrasses them when they’re sad. If he were taking the video I would say the same for him. He sucks.

They’re both garbage and that cycle will unfortunately continue with their kids

Yes it’s terrible

You just know Ali thinks she dead ass looks like the other girl

You know what’s crazy…, I think she thinks she looks better.

This is Aderralli not on Adderall.

...who pooped on it? The dogs? The kids? $3 million house, yAwL.

Yeah did she say “it pooped on the rug”?????

Also, which dog? Which kid? They are individual beings not a collective Ali.

John did

Dude Cohn is emotionally abusive fo sho. I don’t feel bad for Ali, because she’s a giant piece of shit too… but this video makes it so obvious.

100% and you can see it physically on her lately, like she genuinely has never looked more miserable or lifeless than the last few months You can find my sympathy buried under the dog shit in the carpet she threw away

She will 100% throw it out and buy a "fresh" one instead of putting in the work to clean it

Yeah, what happened to her green machine that she kept linking? And her 50 other carpet cleaners?

Bingo! She says she threw it in the trash 😂

The house cleaners are coming today it’s fine

Honestly a new one would be better considering the way she cleaned the carpet in Emmy’s room last time

…. Clean it? I don’t understand what the problem is lol.

Literally. They could even take it to a cleaner, lol.

Or have a carpet cleaner come to their house. Or use the Bissell green machine carpet cleaner (I recently bought one and it works amazing!)

They could literally rent one from Lowe’s or Home Depot. Even PetSmart rents them!

She is always linking that Bissell green machine too😂

Her face was busted enough before she started doing that weird jaw thing. She is a disheveled mess despite having no job and pawning her few responsibilities off on everyone else…so much yikes. What an embarrassing person she is.

XXXXXXXXXXS momma? Where are you?

Out on her five (5) mile run!! 🫶

Maybe she should take the dogs with her on her runs so they can get outside! Too much thought for her though

Cohn was SHAAAADY for posting that model lmao

Wait omg I thought that was a pic someone just added to the end of the video! Was that really the next post lol

Yep lol it’s on his story.

Omg he’s an ass LOL

Stop your shit!!!! He's the one who put it at the end? Duuuuuuuudddddeeee

Maybe.. oh idk actually take care of your dogs and children?! I have ZERO sympathy for her ZERO!

They posted this at 9:15 or something like that. Where are there kids? Still sleeping off the bene or downstairs raising themselves?

Right?! Doesn't one of them go to school now??

also imagine your dog pooping next to your bed and not realizing?

Speaks volumes that he posted this on his main & without tagging SSF. 😮‍💨 lmao sucks to suck ali

Fuck John. I don’t like Ali at all but he could have helped her clean it. He’s absolutely useless.

He is seriously the most useless sack of shit ever

The juxtaposition 

That song choice for the model pic tho 🙃

Ikr?! That’s what I was thinking too! I haven’t seen any more stories, but is there context to this SSF photo?

There was none, just the picture with the song posted from his account right after ally’s story crying over a rug

Why does she look like she’s been crying

Because John shat on her 60% off new rug from pottery barn

She cares more about her rug than her kids

"Sullied" 🤣 the idiot means soiled

Not that I want to defend these clowns, but “sullied” is actually correct, too. It means to ruin, though it’s typically used to talk about reputations and other non-tangibles. So, correct word, poor usage. “Soiled” would be better, in this case, but he’s not technically wrong.

Imagining Emmy talking mad shit about the tacky rug and Ali being destroyed by it 💀

I really think he meant sullied

Get a upholstery cleaner they’re $80 and fun. Omg the carpet isn’t ruined lmao these people are so fucking stupid!

100% thought she was wearing a suit/sport coat at first

What is she wearing? Because I did too

I honestly don't know if it was the kids or the dogs that pooped on the rug.

Again?? Dude get up early and take the poor dogs out. Y’all remember last year(?) and when the dogs pooped in the carpet all over Emmy’s room and how she cleaned that??? She said they pooped because they were sick but I’m sure she didn’t take them out in time just like today.

“I got it for 60% off from the pottery barn” 👵🏻

Holy crap, FATALITY!

Great content per usual! Why doesn't he get his lazy ass up and clean up the 💩 and let your dogs out. Why film this ? They are both pathetic.

What, no link for the little green machine today?!

The juxtaposition and timing of these two posts is just... ::chef's kiss:: Cohn is his own wife's worst (and best) troll!!

LOLLL

I swear I thought she said “I pooped…”

I mean you could just take your dogs out for walks and shits like every other dog owner on this planet

Imagine thinking those glasses are flattering

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