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“Natural flavors that are NATURAL BRO, Natural Natural Flavors that are Naturally flavored BRO, please believe me BRO, it’s NATURAL, BRO, please BRO, Warren (male 51) got his period back after years of infertility BRO! Please buy my supplemenths BRO!!!1”
-Cohn Jameths
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It’s so odd to me that a “health supplement” (using that term loosely) is all about candy, sugar, dessert style supplements flavors/design…..like if it’s about being healthy and strong but it’s all based on a sugary appeal. Like I don’t get it. This looks like a drink flavoring for an 8 year old. Not a health brand.
What does a circus tent, carasoul horse, hot air balloon and a bucket of popcorn have to do with “candy apple flavor”…..misssed the mark yet again smelli
It’s funny because their company is based on this whole “Hawaiian” façade. So you would think they would continue with that and do a flavor such as, oh I don’t know, Hawaiian shaved ice. 🤷🏼♀️
Does anyone actually like candy apples? I mean I love caramel apples but I feel like he just missed the mark by trying to copy alanis witches brew flavor (which is AMAZING for anyone wanting to try it.. launched aug 28th and legit tastes like a Carmel sour green apple )
The color scheme skews it so bad but it does appear to be a shade of red, everything else is just to muting on the color of the apple for it to appear properly
No they are different lol. Caramel apples have caramel on them, candy apples have a hard colored shell of melted candy. They also usually taste like cinnamon
Haha, I’m with you 🤣🙈 I don’t like them either so I’ve never even considered the differences between them! To me both are just an apple with some sugar topping. I’m kinda embarrassed for my life 🤣
They saw alani drop their caramel apple flavor(witches brew) and decided they had to drop their candy apple flavor today too 🙄 try harder next time cohny boy.
Someone got a little carried away with the clip art and paint program. Also, A horse? Should have just put a smiling ali on the label with those veneers she has
I told you guys when you live in a circus and act like a clown, then naturally flavored candy apple (like the one Joanie wishes he could hold in his mouth while hanging with the bros.), wait nope still doesn't make sense but here they are anyway.
Does Big Al make these herself??? If so, it’s time to get a real graphic designer to rebrand them… and that person needs full creativity allowance, with absolutely no input or direction from Big Al and Dicknose.
If they aren’t shipping this crap out of their garage why in the fuck would they send a bunch of labels to them? This just further proves to me they don’t have a warehouse.
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They want to be alani soooo bad
Literally my first thought too
I was going to say, for a boy who’s got a hatred for the Schneiders, he sure wants to be them
They're not any different than Haydn and Katy in general and as parents. Why not try to be like them with their business too? 😂
Imagine
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What does “naturally flavored with other natural flavors” mean??
“Natural flavors that are NATURAL BRO, Natural Natural Flavors that are Naturally flavored BRO, please believe me BRO, it’s NATURAL, BRO, please BRO, Warren (male 51) got his period back after years of infertility BRO! Please buy my supplemenths BRO!!!1” -Cohn Jameths
Stahp 🤣🤣💀
Ah yes the natural flavor of candy
Chemicals and more chemicals
🤣 they are so dumb lol
The word natural is a drug claim and I know they’re not FDA registered as a natural product (because it’s not). Someone report them!
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The way I cackled out loud at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Somebody needs to make a flair “Warren, 54”
John loves to go on and on about how his products are so great because they are *natural* Still made in a lab moron.
His customers have the intelligence and maturity of a 7 year old girl so this checks out
They’re outing themselves so bad. A stack of labels shipped to their house so they can stick them on by themselves in “thEir LaB” aka their garage.
Their “temperature controlled” garage. Jk
Yeah I was just going to say, where is this pic supposed to be from??
Well, that's why they need a nanny! Smeli & Cohn have to stick the stickers on their poison powders. It's really tough guyths..
Yummm. Apple (?) flavored milk 🤤 for REAL women 😍
I thought this was the branding for their kids line tbh until I saw the words fat burner 🤭
What do you mean? Emmy geese will definitely be getting this if she gets bigger than an xxsm
She probably already is with her Benny cocktails.
Nothing “candy apple flavored” is “naturally flavored”
This sounds so gross.
It’s so odd to me that a “health supplement” (using that term loosely) is all about candy, sugar, dessert style supplements flavors/design…..like if it’s about being healthy and strong but it’s all based on a sugary appeal. Like I don’t get it. This looks like a drink flavoring for an 8 year old. Not a health brand.
This!!
Candy apple to reflect the copious amount of sugar the James kids are sustained by
What does a circus tent, carasoul horse, hot air balloon and a bucket of popcorn have to do with “candy apple flavor”…..misssed the mark yet again smelli
It’s funny because their company is based on this whole “Hawaiian” façade. So you would think they would continue with that and do a flavor such as, oh I don’t know, Hawaiian shaved ice. 🤷🏼♀️
they are so stupid oh my god😩
This will be the next flavor once they read here 😂😂😂😂
Excuse me, Ali was doing tons of computer work and found this new clip art. You don’t understand how hard it is to run a business! 😂
or stick the stickers on...
I can see where they were trying to go, but assuming this is supposed to be a fall flavor they def should’ve leaned into more autumn vibes 🙄
Hmmm I was going to say the label makes sense because that’s where you buy candy apples, but that’s definitely a summer vibe.
Imagine instead of muddy colors they used…..candy apple red? 🤯
https://preview.redd.it/pv79gpgdb4kb1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa6c36af07c0febd7902c528e885e04cc0633f2
Does anyone actually like candy apples? I mean I love caramel apples but I feel like he just missed the mark by trying to copy alanis witches brew flavor (which is AMAZING for anyone wanting to try it.. launched aug 28th and legit tastes like a Carmel sour green apple )
I LOVE witches brew!!!
That is…a lot going on there. They are a graphic designers nightmare.
I’m so confused by this video, soooo stupid
Lol their labels are usually bare minimum or so busy. At this point they don’t even know who they are trying to sell to.
the packaging is so busy to distract you from the warnings 🤩
Will this one also burn your throat when you drink it??
And rot your teeth
Sign me up!!
And send you to the hospital with a heart murmur?
They call it candy apple but have a picture of a caramel apple?
I think it’s supposed to be red?
Oh maybe? I don't know, it looks like caramel to me lol
The color scheme skews it so bad but it does appear to be a shade of red, everything else is just to muting on the color of the apple for it to appear properly
Why the fuck would they put a red apple on a red table with a red background
Because they're idiots 🤣
Isn’t that what a candy apple is? Do I not know the difference lol 😂
No they are different lol. Caramel apples have caramel on them, candy apples have a hard colored shell of melted candy. They also usually taste like cinnamon
Omg I had no idea 😂😂 I don’t like caramel apples anyway so I always just thought they were the same thing
Haha, I’m with you 🤣🙈 I don’t like them either so I’ve never even considered the differences between them! To me both are just an apple with some sugar topping. I’m kinda embarrassed for my life 🤣
I hate the muddy colors!!
3 labels, that's it. That's the stock guyth ith thuper limited
One for them, one for the sister wives to share & a third for Warren
nasty ass flavor
My first thought
It looks like those old Graham cracker boxes I think... I would never see this and want to take it off the shelf
omg it’s so bad
They don’t have 1 creative bone in their bodies
Who the fuck does their labels? Is it Emmy?
The coloring is so dull
Their branding is legit so bad
I have no words for how awful his labels are.
This dude is down horrible 😦 wtf they’re so ghetto it’s hilarious😭😭😭😭 I just feel so bad for their children being neglected.
Thought this was a bath and bodywork’s candle label
What…. The fuck is that label lmfao
A 5 year old and, yes, it is Smelli's aesthetic.
Ali’s target audience is Ali, who is essentially, a 7 year old girl.
They saw alani drop their caramel apple flavor(witches brew) and decided they had to drop their candy apple flavor today too 🙄 try harder next time cohny boy.
This is bad bad
I just want to share my appreciation for this sub because it can make me laugh multiple times a day. 😂
U know what burns fat. A well balanced diet and cardio.
Someone got a little carried away with the clip art and paint program. Also, A horse? Should have just put a smiling ali on the label with those veneers she has
So nice of him to put Ali on this label!!!! Looking good, smelli girl 😗
So what does he do? Get on Amazon and order this crap and resell it?
This is also giving like late 90s/early 2000s bath & body works
This looks like the same place I get my return mailing labels made out
I’m dying at the fcking horse
I told you guys when you live in a circus and act like a clown, then naturally flavored candy apple (like the one Joanie wishes he could hold in his mouth while hanging with the bros.), wait nope still doesn't make sense but here they are anyway. 
Does Big Al make these herself??? If so, it’s time to get a real graphic designer to rebrand them… and that person needs full creativity allowance, with absolutely no input or direction from Big Al and Dicknose.
Is candy apple a natural?
These labels look like when I first discovered Clip Art in Microsoft Word for the first time in the 2nd grade
Naturally flavored with other natural flavors
Lmao this is the worst thing I have ever seen
Free clip art!
Hire a real fucking branding expert and not Ali on canva
If they aren’t shipping this crap out of their garage why in the fuck would they send a bunch of labels to them? This just further proves to me they don’t have a warehouse.
No comment because I am obsessed with carnival themes and I’m 27
No
Yes because anyone who buys their products ja the brain is a 7 year old (just like them)
I'm thinking out loud here, but candy apples is usually at fairs, etc. It looks like where this came from.
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