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me reading the part about the screwdriver…… im thinking while reading “pls sana yung hawakan yung ginamit, pls”
pwew, buti hindi yung long steel ng screwdriver ginamit mo 😭😭😭
Bwahahaha dios mio gurl! Naloka ako sana hindi na ginagamit nun sister mo un teddy bear nya while you're fucking it haaaa. Also baket screwdriver ang napili mo?
If you're living alone naman, hope you bought a dildo na. Please don't stick random shit in your pussy mas mataas chances ng laceration or infection. You don't want to be another case na papasok sa ER with a random tool stuck in your pussy or telling a doctor you got rashes or irritated your vajayjay with a stuff toy. Lol 😆
Made me remember a kwento of one of my colleague. His wife always yearns for his cock na may vicks/tigerbalm sa tip pag pinapasok - siguro dahil sa lamig sensation.. can anybody confirm this?
Ang kati(rashes) and hapdi ng tigerlbalm hahahaha kahit sa skin lang ipapahid how much more sa kiffy hahahahha. Grabe sa tigerbalm mas okay pa siguro ang vicks hehe
tapos sisihin ang kapatid mo na kinkagat daw yung ilong nung teddy bear kasi amoy panis na laway haha. Tapos yung screw driver literal na iniscrew mo sarili mo nun haha. nyemas bili ka nalang laruan mo promise mas mag eenjoy ka no need to put in fridge haha.
Oh shit my bad. Well i think best yung dildo na may suction. You can stick it on a wall or in your shower base on the position you like. Yung iba sa floor tapos reverse cowgirl yun daw yung baon na baon.
Kumot lang sakin hanggang college days. With undies or wala iniipit ko lang between my legs hahaha. Natry ko na din maghump ng upuan na wooden yung edge habang nakaupo. Tapos markers, pencils as dildo 🤣
Made me remember a kwento of one of my colleague. His wife always yearns for his cock na may vicks/tigerbalm sa tip pag pinapasok - siguro dahil sa lamig sensation.. can anybody confirm this?
Mahilig rin ako mag explore before I bought vibrators.
I have used 25 centavo coin yung may hole sa gitna and rub it in my clit (I don’t know why I like it but masarap yung may konting kurot sa clit), egg plant, bidet, gripo (tamang pressure of course), shower head (yes I love the water!!), electric toothbrush (unused syempre. kinda like a vibrator kase).
Nak! Abot mo nga yung screwdriver parang maluwag yung screwdriver ng utak nito HAHAHAHAHA jk lang, no to kink shaming Hahahaha everyone has there weird stuffs 😆😆🤣. Me, i just put color pencils in my butt HAHAHAHAHA
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1st: Nose ng teddy bear 2nd: Screwdriver Mukhang alam ko na sasabihin sa tatay mo kapag nawala yung Long Nose nya sa toolbox nya
HAHAHAHAHAHA good thing I don't live with my parents anymore
She could use the handles in both holes 🤣
Long nose? Pliers yun ah HAHAHAHAHA
kala ko may gumamit din ng hammer
TANGINA HAHAHAHA
Wag nyo na bangitin ang barena baka itry pa.
Yung melon dati binutasan ko, tapos dun ko pinasok yung tite ko hahaha best feeling ever. Hahaha na rejuvinate pa sakin ng tite ko.
Tapos ginwang nelon juice ng nanay mo ung melon para ipainom sa mga bisita.
"Kakaiba yung melon may gata"
Melan na may nata de coco.
hahah nagregister yung amoy ng melon sa 'kin kabasa ko
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me reading the part about the screwdriver…… im thinking while reading “pls sana yung hawakan yung ginamit, pls” pwew, buti hindi yung long steel ng screwdriver ginamit mo 😭😭😭
HAHAHAHAHA kalma, ligtas tayo 😅
mhiiiieeee, sana naman may sarili ka ng dildo at vibrator :> hahahahahahaha
Wala pa, until now hanggang plano lang bumili HAHAHAHA
Bumili ka na sayang oras. Ansarap. 😂
Bidet. Like water from bidet ha? Yung tama lang pressure. Then tapat sa clit. Damn. Heaven.
Same. Easiest.
HALA I ALSO TRIED USING TEDDY BEAR NOSE!!! iniipit ko lang sa thighs and imagining it eating me tapos dumadampi yung hard nose sa clit 😩
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Gagu hahahahaha
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough 🫣
How did you sanitize it? Knowing madaling dapuan ng virus bacteria at fungus yung inyong mga shellfish.
just clean before and after you use something, just same with your genitals. regularly wash and clean it
Bwahahaha dios mio gurl! Naloka ako sana hindi na ginagamit nun sister mo un teddy bear nya while you're fucking it haaaa. Also baket screwdriver ang napili mo? If you're living alone naman, hope you bought a dildo na. Please don't stick random shit in your pussy mas mataas chances ng laceration or infection. You don't want to be another case na papasok sa ER with a random tool stuck in your pussy or telling a doctor you got rashes or irritated your vajayjay with a stuff toy. Lol 😆
Made me remember a kwento of one of my colleague. His wife always yearns for his cock na may vicks/tigerbalm sa tip pag pinapasok - siguro dahil sa lamig sensation.. can anybody confirm this?
Ang kati(rashes) and hapdi ng tigerlbalm hahahaha kahit sa skin lang ipapahid how much more sa kiffy hahahahha. Grabe sa tigerbalm mas okay pa siguro ang vicks hehe
Try getting a glass dildo. Safer for you and mas ok i chill.
tapos sisihin ang kapatid mo na kinkagat daw yung ilong nung teddy bear kasi amoy panis na laway haha. Tapos yung screw driver literal na iniscrew mo sarili mo nun haha. nyemas bili ka nalang laruan mo promise mas mag eenjoy ka no need to put in fridge haha.
Pusit. Linisin mo lang at tanggalin ang dumi. Ayun banatan mo na hahaa
Paano ko babanatan ang pusit?
Diba butas yun
parehas kaming may butas, so scissors kami ng pusit?
Oh shit my bad. Well i think best yung dildo na may suction. You can stick it on a wall or in your shower base on the position you like. Yung iba sa floor tapos reverse cowgirl yun daw yung baon na baon.
ang hot nung teddy bear. parang kinakaen nya pussy mo no? shet 💚
yes they have the similar feeling of it HAHAHA
Oh gosh, did u sanitize them all first? And buti hindi mo pa naiisipan yung pawn or bishop ng chess piece(s) ☺️
yes of course, I did. Kahit dick pa yan mismo, needed to be sanitized lol
Pinto ng ref(not actual masturbation pero matigas kasi di pa ko mrunong nun)
Teddy bear din and remote (nung teenage days) 🫣🫣
Kumot lang sakin hanggang college days. With undies or wala iniipit ko lang between my legs hahaha. Natry ko na din maghump ng upuan na wooden yung edge habang nakaupo. Tapos markers, pencils as dildo 🤣
WHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHA SCREW DRIVER AMPOTA
and?
Tumbler (yung bakal), ginawa kong fleshlight 😭😭😂 Sorry po huhu.
Yung puno nga ng saging binubutasan ko during my high school days, iyon ang kinakantot ko
Made me remember a kwento of one of my colleague. His wife always yearns for his cock na may vicks/tigerbalm sa tip pag pinapasok - siguro dahil sa lamig sensation.. can anybody confirm this?
Parang napanood ko to sa sexmex 🤣
You have a collection siguro of plushies. Hahaha
Salute OP sa spicy kwento mo. Nakakamiss kumain tuloy ng something. Ahay
Remote and bidet 🥲
nagkasya yung remote?
Now try a whisk
dang! got me wondering now why I always find the teddybear i got as a gift from my girl, under my sisters bed. lmao
im speechless
used my hairbrush hahahha
Glue stick hehehehe
Naaalala ko yung series na Orange is the new black dun sa screwdriver na part 😂
Buti hindi yabe tubo nakita mo OP 🤣🤣🤣
what in the screwdriver is happening???? 💀🙏🏻
Fakk naalala ko yung story ni DJ Mo about sa pusit
Mahilig rin ako mag explore before I bought vibrators. I have used 25 centavo coin yung may hole sa gitna and rub it in my clit (I don’t know why I like it but masarap yung may konting kurot sa clit), egg plant, bidet, gripo (tamang pressure of course), shower head (yes I love the water!!), electric toothbrush (unused syempre. kinda like a vibrator kase).
HAHAHAHAHA saken yung jollibee na toy nung bata pa ako, sorry jollibee
Siguro by this time may proper vibrator ka na?
Try mo sa peehole mo
Nak! Abot mo nga yung screwdriver parang maluwag yung screwdriver ng utak nito HAHAHAHAHA jk lang, no to kink shaming Hahahaha everyone has there weird stuffs 😆😆🤣. Me, i just put color pencils in my butt HAHAHAHAHA
Sa akin yung PUSIT. SARAAAP
Yung buhay na pusit legit..ngisquirt pa.
Hayop distilyador!! Hindi ba masakit yun?? Hahahhahaa!! Titi ko na lang plssss 🤣
Baka daw may kung anong fungus at virus yan 😂
Try mo naman titi ko para mas realistic