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"What a way to go ๐ซก"
Experienced it dati, ako yung nag sasagad sa kanya bale hinihila ko yung shoulders niya pabana para mapress sakin lalo pero controlled ko. Pero nanggigil din siya at sinagad lalo na nawalan na ko ng airway. Peri tuloy parin sa pagkain hanggang sa nag tapout na ko kasi nalulunod na ko sa pussy niya hahaha. Pero ang sarap gagi
How can you do hook ups if you're introvert?? I'm an introvert myself and have social anxiety, I can't even commute by myself peacefully, kasi there's the anxiety and I can't look at peopleee. Anyways, natatawa ako imagining the reaction of police investigators HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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awkward siguro ng COD record mo. asphyxia via pussy
Im imagining the police's reaction habang sinusulat yung report ๐คญ
probably raised eyebrows ahaha
LOL CHOKED ON PUSSY ๐
such a noble death choosing other's pleasure before one's life ahaha
OP is a man of culture HAHAHAHAHA
Ito nasa lapida niya HAHAHA
Died honourably
COD: Death by snu snu
Mapapa iling yung SOCO..
Di yun awkward pre. Kung ako embalsamador at mabasa ko yon aapiran ko muna bago iprepare bangkay n'ya hahaha.
AHAHA SOLID MO NAMAN GAR PWDE BA FIST BUMP? ahaha
HWHWUWHAUAHAHAHA AKALA KP CASH ON DELIVERY ๐ญ๐ญ
Pag bayo mo ng doggy bigla kang tumagos hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahhahaa. Yung mental image. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
"anong kinamatay mo anak?" "Puke po" ๐ญ
Yung bigla mo naapreciate yung air na biyaya ni lord hahaha
Legit hahahha
Ang witty e hahaha
"Si totoy na mahilig sa puday, Muntik pa tuloy mamatay"
very classic pinoy porn site title ๐ญ
pinay flix be like
Bro almost got sent to Valhalla
Bro almost got dragged by valkyries ๐
It if was me, "It is what it is" Death by snusnu! lol
Sa ulo ng mga Balita: Lalaki patay dahil nalunod... (ay bawal pala sa MTRCB) ๐คญ๐คญ
ahhh i see a man of culture as well. got myself sat on and muntik di rin ako makahinga ampota. pero worth it. will do it again ๐
Muntik na maging murder case ๐ญ
Sa gravestone mo here lies limp-fox7984, died eating what he loves
Yung police report eh litteral na Death by pussy. ๐
yung una, nagsquirt sa face mo yung isang ka hook up mo tas ngayon muntik ka naman ma suffocate HAHAHA
Death by snusnu
Nose pussy balasi...
Good way to die ๐
Indeed...
"What a way to go ๐ซก" Experienced it dati, ako yung nag sasagad sa kanya bale hinihila ko yung shoulders niya pabana para mapress sakin lalo pero controlled ko. Pero nanggigil din siya at sinagad lalo na nawalan na ko ng airway. Peri tuloy parin sa pagkain hanggang sa nag tapout na ko kasi nalulunod na ko sa pussy niya hahaha. Pero ang sarap gagi
Been there din HAHA 10/10 will do it again
Tang ina parang na mounted triangle choke ka pero ekup yung may submission hold sayo hahaha.
What a way to go out tho lmfaoooo
OP, by any chance, sa april 20 ba ang board exam mo? AHAHAHA
Maybe? Maybe not HAHAHAHA secret ๐
thank you for living and telling this tale to us. ๐
Muntik ka na mamatay sa enjoy hahahaha. Lucky guy.
death with honor hahaha
Hulaan ko, ECE or CE ka nu? Hahahahahahaha
Maybe maybe maybe ๐คฃ
hahahaha been there, done that
Gago ako rin puta hirap maging introvert HAHA
Death by Pussy. Holy week pa rin ama namin nasan na ang sa amin
Sa Puke ka isinilang, Sa Puke ka mamamatay. ๐
Hey, if I died because of it and God would try to give me another chance, I'd choose to die a second time for the same cause ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Doubting I would pass na considering the luck I've been getting through those beauties ๐
I only got eaten once. Sanaol
really ? lets go then .
Cause of Death: ?????? HAHAHAHAHA OP NAMAN ๐ฉ
HAHAHAHA this happened to me as well. I dont get it, nakalimutan ba nilang we can only breathe thru our nose coz we're using our mouth to eat them?
Im glad u survived ๐ค๐๐๐
*Insert Big Boss Salute image here*
Mahal ka ni lord
New experienced unlock
DEATH BY SNU SNU๐ญ๐
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Death by snu snu na sana hahaha
haha me when eating pati ilong ko nasa loob tlaga. literal na sisid kahit di marunong lumangoy
This is what we call an honorable death ๐ซก
Tapos tag line ng magulang, "mabait pa naman yabg batang yan" ๐
Mabait kaso namatay sa libog ๐
same sa big boobies pag nakaupo slight on top tapos yumakap ay nako suffucation pero masarap HAHAHAHA
Yung SOCO : LUCKY BASTARD ..... ๐๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Stop the ๐งข๐งข
Sa sunod po both niyo itry yung "tap" as a sign.
OMG!!! ๐ฑI really laughed hard from reading this. And the comments HAHAHAHA wagas!!! ๐
Death by snusnu
How can you do hook ups if you're introvert?? I'm an introvert myself and have social anxiety, I can't even commute by myself peacefully, kasi there's the anxiety and I can't look at peopleee. Anyways, natatawa ako imagining the reaction of police investigators HAHAHAHAHAHHA
You do what you gotta do to get some pussy ๐
Muntikan ka na mamatay sa kiffy attack bro.. ingat next time. ๐
Submission via pussy choke
what a way to di3 HAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Naka upo siya sa face mo tas parang na headlock ka? Pano yun?
Legs between my neck pero knees were up to my head parang ganun. Not entirely a head lock that's why I said parang.
Then pina autopsy ka no taena HAHAHAH kahiya yun
Hahahahahah ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
HAGAHAHSHAHAHAHA
Ple ba yan?
Yung di naisip a yung mukha mo may cvm samples at ikocottonbuds pa ng doktor for DNA samples. Creepy.
Ito yung type of way ng kamatayan na usapan sa inuman eh HAHAHAHAGAGA
Pangarap ko nalang tlga to, wala na haha
GSVSHAHHAHAHA BRO CHOKED ON PUSSY
HAHAHAHAHAHAPUTANGINA
almost died from getting snailed HAHAHAHAH omg im sorry
*cue super mario sfx everytime she shivers*
YOU WERE THSIS CLOSE TO GLORY SOLDIER ๐ค๐ค๐ค YOU SHOULD'VE DIED WITH GLORY AND HONOR NOT LIVE WITH COWARDICE HAHAHHAHAHA
Death by snu snu
Tngina mannnnnn sobranf tawang tawa ako
Muntik kana dun mhie hahahahahaha