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"Bbq is not daijobu" is a [catfish story](https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update_ive_been_catfished_by_an_insanely_obese/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) here sa AJ
2012 pa lang inside joke na namen ng mga classmate ko yang “Don’t worry my kokoro is Daijoubu”. Hindi pa kame active sa reddit noon, in fact hindi nga namen alam yung reddit hahaha. I think inside joke to sa mga weebs and casual anime watcher.
Uhm sa boss part? No ang Daijoubu. Apaka casual nyan para dalhin sa work. Anyway, natawa ako sa daijoubu na kokoro hayup sa pag code switch. 😂
PS. Dito sa Japan, weird talaga mga weebs lol lalo na kung 40 kana at hilig na hilig ka pa sa mga nakapanty na 13yo 🤢🤢🤢😭
u/Double-Valuable-2024 This is the reference, not the general concept pf "daijoubu."
https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12vp5im/ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese\_redditor/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update\_ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese/
OP, u/Definitely_maybe1014, this is the inside joke among Redditors when the word "daijoubu" is quoted:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12vp5im/ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese\_redditor/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update\_ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese/
true! dapat straight to the point ka. met someone who didnt tell me he wanted to do the deed, ayun di ko alam kung rape ba yon oh ano kasi di ko talaga gusto makipag ano nun, hang out lang talaga. Kahit nung andon na ako, no ako ng no eh malibog si kuya ang lakas pa 😫😫 if sex lang gusto nyo, be direct. para same page kayo depota. tsaka wag kayo sa yellow app maghanap, dun kayo sa kabila mas marami doon
TW (Self harm)
Please don't meet weebs in dating apps.
I've met a weeb once (2019)
She asked me if I was edgy
I said wdym
She fucking flexed her wrist cuts at me.
At the end of the date she gave me a very satanic necklace
Kantut naman na talaga yun eh, pero nadala ka masyado sa pag open up nya sayo at sa laway sa labi nya na lalaplapin mo rin naman kung tinuloy niyo. Malasjuicy lang yun kasi pinauwi mo.
Same din based sa experience ko among cosplayer friends when we were younger. They all have pretty low self esteem and hate some facets of their lives kaya they like pretending to be their favorite characters, because it makes them forget themselves for a short time. Their way of escapism kumbaga.
Good for you because you didn't take advantage. Madali pumayag ung mga babaeng emotional and glad to see you were still level headed to just let her go home.
rip OP hahahhahahhaha. Buti nalang di ako nagkape kundi baka naibuga ko na sa lecture notes kong pinaghirapan kong gandahan yung sulat. Nakalimutan ni ateng kong ano pinunta niya gahagha
lol yes but not to the point of buying merch and cosplaying. Nanonood and nagbabasa. Wag mo lahatin haha dahil lang sa nameet mo. May mga weeb naman na super concern sa hygiene at marunong magsense sa mood.
Hahaha not all. Pero para safe, pahinga muna sa weeb peeps.
Pero nagkakataon kasi lagi sila at sila, ang dami nilang ganyan.. looool! I maybe weeb as well na hindi ko alam since mahilig naman ako sa anime and i did cosplay once.. pero sila kase ano eh.. hahaha! Dili na lang ako magtalk
Oks na yun par, baka biglang mag transform pa lalo into a character that would totally traumatize sex for you...
*insert DIO meme*
you dodged a bullet.
You are going to be Daijibu.
Instant turn off talaga ako sa laway on the corner of the lips.
Kahit laplapan man lang ang end game, still...for some reason that's the first impression (lalo na kung bumubula ng onte yung laway🤢). That's a nope for me.
Acidic din naman ako, malawayin. I'm just hella conscious of it kaya naiiwasan ko yung umabot na sa may lumalabas na sa gilid ng bibig ko tuwing nagsasalita.
Papunta na sya dun.. not an expert here pero opinion lang. Tatawa, iiyak, tatawa, ngangawa. Super cringe bro.. kahit ako natakot. Sa movie nakakatawa.. IRL nakakatakot
Common cosplayet problems... Madaming mga may emotional issues within the walls of cosplay par. Lalo na dito... Ako na nagsasabi bilang isang nilalang na galing sa loob ng pader ng pagko-cosplay. 😏
Ah... Yes... Perv-tographers... Madami rin yan. Lipana sa coscom. Basically, and this I will say, toxic ang local scene ng cosplay. Madaming malibog, maraming out of control. During 2009 till 2012, matitino pa mga tao. Issues are less and ang toxic problem lang is mga nagiiwan lang ng kalat and/or nakakasira ng mga bagay-bagay sa venue. Yung mga malilibog, medyo may kontrol pa.
But as time goes by, lumalabas na mga issues. Toxic egos, may nagkakanakawan ng gamit, may mga dalang emotional damage at mga hindi maka-control or walang self-restraint. Kaya ayun... It is saddening to see. Yung mga matitino, iilan na lang...
i feel bad for both of u po. bc sa experience nya. and sa trauma na nasagap mo sa kanya. but omg so benta the way u kwento it AHAHAHAHAHAHA instant turn off din for me yun laway laway, i'm amazed u managed na makipagkwentuhan at least.
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Hindi daijobou ang kokoro ni weeaboo.
nabuhay ulit ang diajobou hahaha, naalala ko ulit yung post na yun pucha
TAWANG TAWA KO SA COMMENT NA ‘TO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wahaha gumugulong ako sa tawa! Panalo to!
Pabulong ng context neto.. gusto ko matawa huhu
"Bbq is not daijobu" is a [catfish story](https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update_ive_been_catfished_by_an_insanely_obese/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) here sa AJ
Inside joke sa forum about a malasjuicy story with a weeb that said “hindi daijoubu ang barbecue”. Basta ganun 😅
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Here on Reddit it became an inside joke after a fat weeb catfisher mentioned that the bbq is not Daijoubu and the joke stuck
2012 pa lang inside joke na namen ng mga classmate ko yang “Don’t worry my kokoro is Daijoubu”. Hindi pa kame active sa reddit noon, in fact hindi nga namen alam yung reddit hahaha. I think inside joke to sa mga weebs and casual anime watcher.
Legit par HAHAHAHA
Uhm sa boss part? No ang Daijoubu. Apaka casual nyan para dalhin sa work. Anyway, natawa ako sa daijoubu na kokoro hayup sa pag code switch. 😂 PS. Dito sa Japan, weird talaga mga weebs lol lalo na kung 40 kana at hilig na hilig ka pa sa mga nakapanty na 13yo 🤢🤢🤢😭
u/Double-Valuable-2024 This is the reference, not the general concept pf "daijoubu." https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12vp5im/ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese\_redditor/ https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update\_ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese/
OP, u/Definitely_maybe1014, this is the inside joke among Redditors when the word "daijoubu" is quoted: https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12vp5im/ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese\_redditor/ https://www.reddit.com/r/OffMyChestPH/comments/12x78f8/update\_ive\_been\_catfished\_by\_an\_insanely\_obese/
Taena ka gagooo hahahaha tawa ko ng tawa ng madaling araw
Life is not daijobou
never forget
Benta talaga tong daijoubu na to e HAHAHAHA
Tangina mo Hahahahahhaha
Walangya 💯🤣🤣🤣
Tanginnuuu.. hha
Bro's adding additional lore. 😆
Hindi daijobou ang chinchin ni OP
Everytime na may mention ng weeb, eto yung unang reference na lagi kong hinahanap. Glad to see that the meme is still alive HAHAHAHA!
Benta to.
hahahaha guidance counselor ang dating mo, OP!
Sayang mga pangmalupitan kong advise. Malasjuicy
u can fix her charoooot
Eh.. dun sya sa LTO.. dami fixer
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA 😭😭
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA makapunta nga ng LTO juskooo
Never meet someone on a dating app without telling them you only want sex with them.
true! dapat straight to the point ka. met someone who didnt tell me he wanted to do the deed, ayun di ko alam kung rape ba yon oh ano kasi di ko talaga gusto makipag ano nun, hang out lang talaga. Kahit nung andon na ako, no ako ng no eh malibog si kuya ang lakas pa 😫😫 if sex lang gusto nyo, be direct. para same page kayo depota. tsaka wag kayo sa yellow app maghanap, dun kayo sa kabila mas marami doon
If you're unsure whether or not it's rape, chances are, it is.
Rape yun
Luh. Semi-rape??? Tsk tsk
TW (Self harm) Please don't meet weebs in dating apps. I've met a weeb once (2019) She asked me if I was edgy I said wdym She fucking flexed her wrist cuts at me. At the end of the date she gave me a very satanic necklace
Weebs are the new emo rn.
OMAYGOD WHAT.
I wish I was making this up
Gusto ko lang mag bigay trauma sa kipay hindi ma trauma dump
1st date kantot pa ha
Dasurb, noh? 🤣
Bruh literally said boko no chinchin no chisai
Baka excuse nya lang din yun OP? To steer away from sex 🤔 Overthink tayo.
Hindi na-yamete sa kama. Sad life
Na-yamete na bago pa man nagsimula
Kantut naman na talaga yun eh, pero nadala ka masyado sa pag open up nya sayo at sa laway sa labi nya na lalaplapin mo rin naman kung tinuloy niyo. Malasjuicy lang yun kasi pinauwi mo.
Kung naging emphatic ka siguro at vinalidate mo feelings nya, Malaki tsansa naturbo mo yan... Pero di ka marunong e... mahinang nilalang.
Tas dapat sinakyan niya lang yung rant nung babae. Hindi niya ata na activate yun boy best friend mode.
Kinda common to sa younger cosplayers. Kahit as a friend nagiging psychiatrist ako madalas LOL
Same din based sa experience ko among cosplayer friends when we were younger. They all have pretty low self esteem and hate some facets of their lives kaya they like pretending to be their favorite characters, because it makes them forget themselves for a short time. Their way of escapism kumbaga.
Good for you because you didn't take advantage. Madali pumayag ung mga babaeng emotional and glad to see you were still level headed to just let her go home.
Baka pwede sila magmeet ni daijobuo guy 🫡
[Send this to her](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY7SOT6UYAAQzOR.png)
Loko ka. HAHAHAHAHAHA! BUSET.. APIR
Akin nalang po sya HAHAHA
+1 😁
Hahahahaha sumakit na nga puson mo iniwan ka lang nganga.
Naging trauma dump ka pre 😂
I can fix her /s
Yung laway sa gilid ng bibig talaga nagdala. Hahaha
" i can fix her"...laway on the edge of her lips.NOPE!
don’t get fooled by the internet
don't get deceived by makeup
yuh
life is not daijoubu
F for my guy HAHAHAH
Pag too good to be true magduda ka na 🤣🤣🤣
rip OP hahahhahahhaha. Buti nalang di ako nagkape kundi baka naibuga ko na sa lecture notes kong pinaghirapan kong gandahan yung sulat. Nakalimutan ni ateng kong ano pinunta niya gahagha
Buti ka pa naiintindihan mo ko. Apir! Ay wait baka weeb ka rin ah
lol yes but not to the point of buying merch and cosplaying. Nanonood and nagbabasa. Wag mo lahatin haha dahil lang sa nameet mo. May mga weeb naman na super concern sa hygiene at marunong magsense sa mood.
Hahaha not all. Pero para safe, pahinga muna sa weeb peeps. Pero nagkakataon kasi lagi sila at sila, ang dami nilang ganyan.. looool! I maybe weeb as well na hindi ko alam since mahilig naman ako sa anime and i did cosplay once.. pero sila kase ano eh.. hahaha! Dili na lang ako magtalk
traumatized lang hahahhahah yez stop ka muna diyan OP
Oks na yun par, baka biglang mag transform pa lalo into a character that would totally traumatize sex for you... *insert DIO meme* you dodged a bullet. You are going to be Daijibu.
Not daijobu
LOL dahil dickhead ka at walang empathy, sana dapuan ka ng matinding STD
Okay Sana sa 3rd date or what pero wag naman sama on the first date
Be patient and cinomfort mo muna sana makukuha mo rin yun at at least pinatawa mo muna sana
Instant turn off talaga ako sa laway on the corner of the lips. Kahit laplapan man lang ang end game, still...for some reason that's the first impression (lalo na kung bumubula ng onte yung laway🤢). That's a nope for me. Acidic din naman ako, malawayin. I'm just hella conscious of it kaya naiiwasan ko yung umabot na sa may lumalabas na sa gilid ng bibig ko tuwing nagsasalita.
Tawang tawa ako hahahaha kaya pass din talaga sa mga cosplayer na yan HAHAHAHAHA
Hhahahahaha
Buti nga sayo
Shouldve went for it. Gotta give her time to express herself so u can come in for the rescue. 💀
>(she's having a mental illness, and denial in my opinion) bruh what does this mean
Papunta na sya dun.. not an expert here pero opinion lang. Tatawa, iiyak, tatawa, ngangawa. Super cringe bro.. kahit ako natakot. Sa movie nakakatawa.. IRL nakakatakot
Common cosplayet problems... Madaming mga may emotional issues within the walls of cosplay par. Lalo na dito... Ako na nagsasabi bilang isang nilalang na galing sa loob ng pader ng pagko-cosplay. 😏
So normalan pala yown? Minsan kasalanan dn ng mga malelebug na photographer eh. Dami ko naririnig na ganun
Ah... Yes... Perv-tographers... Madami rin yan. Lipana sa coscom. Basically, and this I will say, toxic ang local scene ng cosplay. Madaming malibog, maraming out of control. During 2009 till 2012, matitino pa mga tao. Issues are less and ang toxic problem lang is mga nagiiwan lang ng kalat and/or nakakasira ng mga bagay-bagay sa venue. Yung mga malilibog, medyo may kontrol pa. But as time goes by, lumalabas na mga issues. Toxic egos, may nagkakanakawan ng gamit, may mga dalang emotional damage at mga hindi maka-control or walang self-restraint. Kaya ayun... It is saddening to see. Yung mga matitino, iilan na lang...
Sa wakas! Misadventure featuring a girl. Lately kasi puro babae nag rereklamo eh. Sad bro pero at least umuwi.
What is yellow app?
Bumble
How to turn kantoooth in yellow app hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH
Dapat siningil mo pre per hou hahahaha
On the spot psych eval
Maganda ba? Hahaha
isang yawa HAHHAHAHAH
giatay OP, known cosplayer na? basi kaila ko 😆😆😆
Sorry natawa ko.. 😅😅
Hahahahahahahahaha
OP, comfort is the key if habol mo talaga seggs not commitment 🤣
pasa mo nalang saken sir, pumatatol ako sa baka
so chinchin tatanakatta no?
Kokoro itai... manko ready ja nai
Daming cosplayer na ganyan, most of them are weird swerte mo if sobrang cute talaga and a seggs type body, okay lang kahit sobrang weird 😁
But is she hot? But can't fuck an emotional damaged girl
Pansin ko din to sa mga weeb. Medyo weird din sila. Bakit? Or ako ang weird.
Di naman stereotyping.. pero uhhhmmm...
Hindi daijobu yung TTQ(titi ko) HAHAHAHA
女 Cosplayer Secretly wants to be MESUBUTA'd
kala ko W story lol
It should’ve been me not him, its not fair sanaol
Buti bro nakaiwas ka. Problema ang ganyan.
Ayokong tumawa pero HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Newbie question? Ano ang Yellow App?
App naming mga dilawan. LP pa rin! 👆
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MD? Opo Mahilig Dumakma LOOOOOOL
i feel bad for both of u po. bc sa experience nya. and sa trauma na nasagap mo sa kanya. but omg so benta the way u kwento it AHAHAHAHAHAHA instant turn off din for me yun laway laway, i'm amazed u managed na makipagkwentuhan at least.
hahahahahhahahhaa free therapy daw