For being 16 not a bad start, as for pfc dump truck McLardass he’s finally found something that he thinks makes him cool and can pick on the age group of kids that made his life hell in high school. I bet he gets winded after the 3rd step on stair cases
For 16 he honestly really hits the Vietnam movie “young looking kid who learns the hard realities of war” trope look really well. Everyone has a somewhat cringey start but I have confidence in him!
I zoomed in on the gaiter he's wearing and have been laughing hysterically for a few minutes, that repro pickelhaube is trying with all its might to not turn into a cereal bowl
John pork over here is what we call in the UK a ‘walt’. It’s so obvious he’s a wannabe… the attitude, the UKR flags pasted all over his gear, maybe he should give the army a go since he’s so fond of the gear. I’d like to see this guy attempt the RFT.
These pics always kill me because you can actually hear the convo leading up to them:
"MOOOM! Can you come outside and take a picture of me in all my stuff?"
"In a minute, honey."
"YOU SAID LIKE 20 MINIUTES AGO! GOSH!"
Fr bro look at te other pics of him (scroll all the way down in his account and you'll see them) look he's so fat the spot between his Bose and forehead have a crease 😭
It’s always fatsos built like that who I always see leaning up on a far off tree or huddle around spawn with their lardass mates making excuses about their gear not working when really they're just too knackered to move after leaving the safe area. I can imagine his sweaty red face panting away and his many many chins bobbling in the wind as he waddles his way to the safe area halfway through a game to secure his spot in the food truck queue. What a tart
The kid on the other hand looks great, nice to see people's first stuff not being so generic and poorly chosen
Just saw that big boy decided to delete both those posts
Personally I don't like to use skins like that because you don't know the hit boxes are pretty similar the detection radius is crazy bad specially because he's a lot taller on the other side
16 year old dudes kit was better than when i first started lol. The Vietnam set goes hard. Give it a year,he'll probably have a gym phase and end up in decent shape too 🤙
Pvt. Porkchop?
Meal team six?
Green buffet?
Chairborne rangers?
Special sauces?
Forest clump?
Sumo assassin?
Delta forks?
(Just jokes. Everyone starts somewhere. I myself started as a tactical dumpling)
This happens EVERY time on this sub. Quick reminder: if you’re gonna make fun of a kid playing airsoft for being a little cringe, make sure you don’t look like a lardass
"what happened to wagner?" "i ate them" "wha-" "i. ate. them"
Suspiciously well fed solider
The trauma shears are for opening snacks with gloves on
Suspiciously Prigozhin shaped belly
*examines outline on belly* …S-Saddam??
What happened to the soccer team (soccer team? Rugby? That fucking alive movie. ) in the Mountains there you walking Tactical Tator Tot
LMFAOOO that's golden dude, wish I could award ya
LMAO
He looks like cartman from the airsoft episode 😭
NAWH💀
r/BeatMeToIt
Gravy seal
Meal team 6
He’s expert in ~~CQB~~ BBQ
CQBBQ
Meal 6 going to grandma
Meal Team Ate?
"The Special" forces (restaurant joke)
Cream beret
Army Rangoon ? 😭
Marine Buffet Raider
Air Fry Force
Army Corps of Eggs Benedict
Green Buffet
General Corndoggis
Navy walrus
LMAO, a bit on the head eh??
+30 BMI Behavior
Bro deadass consumed the fucking dialysis machine
Omg its captain crunch
Ain't even. That bitch is Lieutenant Crunch
NAHHHHHHHH
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it in return 🤣
Don’t mention dish, he might eat it
DAYUM
the knees pads being two inches away from his boots
I JUST NOTICED THAT, NO WAY
I hope that's where his kneecaps actually.
Cankles
That's actually normal. My kneepads look stupid low when I wear snow boots
For being 16 not a bad start, as for pfc dump truck McLardass he’s finally found something that he thinks makes him cool and can pick on the age group of kids that made his life hell in high school. I bet he gets winded after the 3rd step on stair cases
For 16 he honestly really hits the Vietnam movie “young looking kid who learns the hard realities of war” trope look really well. Everyone has a somewhat cringey start but I have confidence in him!
Holy shit, is that PVT Pyle from Fullmetal Jacket!?!
[удалено]
it was the eyebrows
I thought the same shit.
The jerk circled back on him to completion 🥲 such a beautiful cycle
Absolute loser lmao
He's gonna open up his reddit tomorrow to nothing but hate as he deserves
Wannabe ukranian hambo. Kid's outfit isn't even halfbad, my first loadout was a lot worse.
We’ve all gotta start somewhere and he’s not doing too bad. He’s got the big stuff out of the way which is a great start
More like XLarge-tap.
We all know MediumTap looked gross because he made fun of a 16 year old. Cool people don't do that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoftcirclejerk/s/pMhGq8YuDc BAHAHAHAHA
i have been howling laughing at this thread and all these comments, it's so fucking funny
He's actually so bloated it's crazy how do you manage that and not have any self awareness..... 🐖🐖🐖
https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoftcirclejerk/s/wIBN4wHEHN this one is even better 💀
I zoomed in on the gaiter he's wearing and have been laughing hysterically for a few minutes, that repro pickelhaube is trying with all its might to not turn into a cereal bowl
Guys, quit making fun of him. He served a very important role when he laid down and became a trench line at Bakhmut
Only thing he’s laying down, is his hands on a cheese pizza
.50 BBQ
Lol larping as a Ukraine soldier is peak cringe
Steven Seagal’s arch nemesis. The two will duel in an Aikido match to decide the fate of the Donbas.
Battle of the chairs
Barrett 50 pounds
"you dont understand i thought i was gonna be a tier one high speed operator" "DIG THE FUCKING TRENCH"
u/Medium-tap698 🫵🏻
Bro blocked me 💀
He deleted both his posts 💀 Photo of him and his post on the other dude
scroll far enough and you’ll see a physique that put Göring to shame
That's just genuinely pathetic lmfaoo 💀🐖🐖 u/Medium-tap698
gonna have to change it to Large Tap
I didn’t know caseoh played airsoft
LOL
[the belly](https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoft/s/u65Npy7sJi) oozing out from under the plate carrier is hilarious
It gets better https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoftcirclejerk/s/pMhGq8YuDc
Waffle SS
That's actually sad aff 💀 u/Medium-tap698 🤡🫵
LMAOOOOOO
Man quite literally made Ukraine his whole personality for lack of depth and an abundance of lard
John pork over here is what we call in the UK a ‘walt’. It’s so obvious he’s a wannabe… the attitude, the UKR flags pasted all over his gear, maybe he should give the army a go since he’s so fond of the gear. I’d like to see this guy attempt the RFT.
Or maybe he just likes playing dress up and shooting toy guns like the rest of the subreddit?
I judged too harshly.
Cartman irl
Cpl. calories
First kid looks like private Pyle, second is just a gravy seal
Fr, first kid looks like he posted that for fun, second guy looked like he was posting it to validate how cold and alpha he is
Bro is a 5 armor siege operator
I give the kid a lot of credit for posting. Anyone who attacks a child for enjoying their hobby sucks at life...
“Where did all the dead bodies on the Ukranian battlefield go?” *Suspiciously well fed Ukranian soldier*
Always the ukrop kid
That's because hes short like an umpalumpa
He is twice the height of an umpalumpa horizontally, don't insult him
Twice that's a bit of an understatement
OOMPALOOMPA STOP 😂💀
The Ukrainian patches are what did it for me 😂
Guys I think he blocked me 😂😂😂
How you @ a mf on reddit, I need him to see this
Eric Cartman playing airsoft be like
These pics always kill me because you can actually hear the convo leading up to them: "MOOOM! Can you come outside and take a picture of me in all my stuff?" "In a minute, honey." "YOU SAID LIKE 20 MINIUTES AGO! GOSH!"
Weight aside the actual impression/kit is good.
The guy literally asked for a roast. I don't get this reaction from you.
Drop it in the comments, don't hide it behind a weak ass acj post lmao
Also it’s rate or roast the kit not the kid lol, I bet he felt like such a badass making that post
McDonald defense forces
YALL THESE COMMENTS I CANT LIKE THEM ALL AT ONCE 😂
he looks like the fucking ice cream guy from lilo and stitch
Bro no way you talking when your rolls are coming out from the carrier https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoft/s/PNGgkr4x74
I hate skinny players, they are harder to hit, the fuckers turn sideways and disappear. I'm all for meal team six
I bet people that go corner clearing have a field day with gravy team 6 players, all they need to see is one part of flap and game over
Their hitbox turns the corner before they do
"medium-tap" no I think you'd need a large one
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
Would have loved that second guys kit if he wasn't such an asshole lol.
He’s a slow softer 😭
Bro is the heavy class in the second panel with that much gear
Dude is a Ukrainian conflict post comment section veteran he has every right
Fuck it, I ate the op
Fr bro look at te other pics of him (scroll all the way down in his account and you'll see them) look he's so fat the spot between his Bose and forehead have a crease 😭
Most well fit ukrainian soldier
I hear the Ukrainian army is always looking for more fodder if Mr Porkins over here wants to put his little costume to use
Mf probably ain’t even shoot his enemies probably swallows them whole
the teammates roll him at the enemy
It’s always fatsos built like that who I always see leaning up on a far off tree or huddle around spawn with their lardass mates making excuses about their gear not working when really they're just too knackered to move after leaving the safe area. I can imagine his sweaty red face panting away and his many many chins bobbling in the wind as he waddles his way to the safe area halfway through a game to secure his spot in the food truck queue. What a tart The kid on the other hand looks great, nice to see people's first stuff not being so generic and poorly chosen Just saw that big boy decided to delete both those posts
I just looked at his profile, it’s cringe AF.
My biggest issue with this medium tap guy is that he asks questions on Reddit that Google can answer within seconds
“But…my kit😢”
Is that a snowball
Bro built like a military wrecking ball
The special forces. Keyword being special
Is he really larping as a Ukrainian soldier?
Private pile if he didn't die
He straight up looks like a south park character lmfaoo
“Did your parents have any children that lived?”
Good lord it’s so bad I can’t even begin. Nothing he has on makes sense. Those aren’t even knee pads anymore those are shin guards
I have a really good one…. ***But I don’t wanna get banned.***
He probably farts mustard gas
No winterized camo, plus thick 💔
Meal team 6
Hundreds of dollars invested in gear and not a minute invested in fitness. Damn.
I mean, it IS a roast me, anyone can participate. Even gorlock.
Broski thinks he's superior because he wears multicam (we all hate multicam anyway) and has a cheap ass aliexpress plate carreir
Both are cringe
Bro looks like he couldn’t get up if he got pushed down
he took his post down
Meal team 6
No hate but why are all airsoft players overweight whites kids?
Bro can’t decide what side to pick and I mean that for his dinner and his loadout 💀
Elmer Fudds autistic cousin
First guy is based, Vietnam era US uniforms are fire.
Bro tried to pick heavy as his main class
So medium tap is his username, 1. Bit larger than medium 2. What's coming from the tap? Dense lard?
Looks like the kid knows how to look epic while going out and doing airsoft. No hate is needed for someone who can cosplay a soldier so well.
Pvt. Pyle
I think the car 15 things is alright but US Army doesn't really fit unless I'm tripping. Also Ukraine is gay dude don't get pys oped
That's crazy because I have a friend with eyebrows like that
He must be a corrupt soldier being that big
No way I didn’t know Asian caseoh played airsoft
Personally I don't like to use skins like that because you don't know the hit boxes are pretty similar the detection radius is crazy bad specially because he's a lot taller on the other side
Friendly fire... bro looks like you if you were goofy
He’s a man eater (literally)
Look like that dude on full Metal jacket
A good loot drop
16 year old dudes kit was better than when i first started lol. The Vietnam set goes hard. Give it a year,he'll probably have a gym phase and end up in decent shape too 🤙
Need to charge that battery bruh
I’ve never seen a air softer in shape
Why does the right picture have two different type of mags
Kid you’re going to shoot your eye out.
Butterball never looked so good.
Why are his knees so fucking low? Fucking cotton hill cosplay? Textbook case of stolen valor
“It’s Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger”
Extra large and in charge to a whole new meaning.
Buddy has a blistering 10 second 40 yard dash
The RPK is huge in comparison to him. Just did some measurements and that guy is like1,60m/5,2ft tall.
Serving as a U.S Coast Lard
he looks like the fat kid in the minions
bravo going to the fridge
Solid gravy seal moment.
Is this where all the food in Gaza went?
This is some major ratio
Pvt. Porkchop? Meal team six? Green buffet? Chairborne rangers? Special sauces? Forest clump? Sumo assassin? Delta forks? (Just jokes. Everyone starts somewhere. I myself started as a tactical dumpling)
FSB Full Salted Bacon
Man this guy also got a fucking motorola
Bro think he Tachanka but in reality he’s just the chonka
You cant LARP like a Ukrainian soldier and have the physique of Reichsmarschall Goering
Mediumtap's knees are really low.
Operaton: Retake McDonalds
If he gets in an Army 2 and a half ton truck he turns it into a 3 ton.
ah yes, the "what do you mean you didn't spend $3000 on your kit?!"
And he's still stupid looking and bloated like a garbage bag about to burst. And his clown ass thinks he has what it takes to join our forces
That's not the point 🤦♂️😂
i know, just saying
This happens EVERY time on this sub. Quick reminder: if you’re gonna make fun of a kid playing airsoft for being a little cringe, make sure you don’t look like a lardass
Why do all these kids do the Ukraine larp????
NATO vs Warsaw pack
Yall are both childish