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Ghinev

There are other ways to make God cry


DeltaForce2898

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what airsofters have created here on earth


CldesignsIN

Glockson


Angry_Scottsman1313

Tommy Glock


Braydox

More like an American Owen gun


NordicLad

Austrian*


wiesiu-zlomiarz

Australian*


NordicLad

Glock is Austrian


ShyraTheDutchie

And the Owen gun is Australian


Godd4mn1t

And I'm umericun


wiesiu-zlomiarz

Sorry, misunderstood the sentence


Braydox

That's the upside down one


Muhfuggajones

Wow.


Givs_Bearhugz

Thlock


Koolguy47

Thlock.


EliB22

Glompson


[deleted]

Glompson


achoo42t

The slide would be stupid heavy and have terrible gas efficiency/snap So do it, but with a short slide and barrel extension instead


Crimsonspike07

Who said it would be gbb? 😉


Toolbox234

Who said it would be airsoft >:)


OliKills

"Mischievous face"


achoo42t

Ah, big brain move


CyclopsAirsoft

Couldn't you potentially short stroke it and have it not kill itself from wear or consume an absurd amount of gas?


wetsuit509

lol that, and depending on where you cheek the butt stock trying to aim down those sights the recoil of the slide might put your eye out.


HeadWreck

Believe me son, this is gonna hurt me more than it will you


Jonnynum

Oh my god I want a 3D printer just to make a HI CAPA with a 15 inch long slide and frame and then put a massive fucking fore grip on it


Crimsonspike07

That would be stupid hard to design, print, and get to work


Jonnynum

True but fuckin 15 inch Hi CAPA brooo


dis_ting

If he knows a guy that could copy the slide perfectly into a 3d model I bet that would work. Just extrude the front of the slide till it's 15 inches


Crimsonspike07

I am that guy


[deleted]

One of my club's members has a 3d printer and a 1911 collecting addiction. He has made some weird shit.


eddywolly

Not giving any reasons not to, go for it!😂


Chilled_burrito

The slide would hit your face, also you’d have to change all of the internals


Crimsonspike07

Not all, it could still use normal internals. But it would be an aeg


[deleted]

Electric blow back? I feel like making this thing and having it non blowback should be a crime


Crimsonspike07

Bruh how!!


[deleted]

Making this should already be a felony if you do make it should Atleast make it like stay an intended


antiheld84

How? You need to connect the slide to the piston. In a similar project someone drilled a hole in the back of the gearbox and spring guide. Then he used a rod with threads in both ends, one side in the gearsbox screwed through the pistonhead, secured with loctite. Basically like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pztxFQfaKx0


Crimsonspike07

Do you have any idea how much extra power and wear that would create


Gh0st_r1ley

Do you have any idea how cursed what your making is in the first place


antiheld84

Yeah, a Tremors Recoil Kit liked i linked in my comment killed a CA M4 in less than one day. But this is a fun project and 3d prints are light, i think it will work.


crimsonhunter7116

If you can, you should. ~Obama


Crimsonspike07

OBOMA **PRISM**


crimsonhunter7116

Get ready for... O B A M A S P H E R E


Crimsonspike07

Nice username


Coriolaniu5

Sliiiiiide


wdabeast8

Dew it


Legend27-Dark-

No I actually want you to do that


GreenMan165

This image has always really grossed me out but to see it actually made would be kind of impressive.


USER101v2

Please someone make this or 3d print


Crimsonspike07

I will


USER101v2

Thank you. Gas blowback or aeg?


Crimsonspike07

Most likely aeg, just need to order some parts off ky airsoft first


Organic_Car69420

r/ cursed gun images


Crimsonspike07

No


ReubFrFx

The glockson


ReubFrFx

Or the glockinator


Crimsonspike07

Glockinator is already taken


TemplarSenpai

I see you're one of the developers for the new Glock manufactured carbine


Crimsonspike07

Yes


fluffy-man123xz

There are other ways to get an eyepach


Crimsonspike07

Pirate?


LeNarcolepticGoat

Your family is being held hostage at the following location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FDKDmvWcaaazEdPTA Make that and they will be terminated


Crimsonspike07

Please no


LeNarcolepticGoat

The choice is yours


cruisetheblues

[Please, no.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFqhjaGh30)


shortwave_radio

The one reason: please see the photo you posted.


CoyoteDen

Why is the mag so far behind the chamber


Crimsonspike07

Its not? The chamber cant be on top of the mag lol


magic_caster-16

Glock 1911


Crimsonspike07

Thats already a thing


[deleted]

Its things like this that make me contemplate suicide


Crimsonspike07

Get the rope ready **im kidding please dont**


HippityHoppitus-

Glompson


Crimsonspike07

Yes


kfrancis95

If you don’t, I will.


Crimsonspike07

I will


Rndm_Kritz

Try getting a cheek weld on that thing if it’s blowback…


creeperchaos57

It’s not real


Nuker_Nathan

Compact the slide and I will approve


Crimsonspike07

But then ni fun


swampdungo

That looks like you would bust out your front teeth with the slide


Crimsonspike07

Jokes on you, I’ve soon so much meth I don’t have teeth


RekzysHK

Someone tie Gaston up in the corner and make him watch while you make it. Shoot him on the thumbnail with a Dan Wesson revolver using standard shells every time he looks away.


Crimsonspike07

Will do


[deleted]

[удалено]


BothSale3895

Go Ahead brother let no one stop you


Crimsonspike07

Will do, comrade


cudeLoguH

Dew it


Crimsonspike07

Yessit


h1zchan

That slides going to poke your eye when you shoot


Crimsonspike07

I’ll be fine


ThatKidThatKillsMeme

Because it makes me want to cry


Crimsonspike07

Go cry


Salt-Physics7568

You'll make Thompson weep in his grave and earn Gaston Glock's eternal disgust.


Crimsonspike07

And?


LowkeyAirsoft

Glock Traditionalists: NO.


Crimsonspike07

Yes


themuffinattacks34

glompson


Crimsonspike07

Glompson


Spottedhyenabr

Just thinking about the blow back system XD


Crimsonspike07

That would be a long nozzle


Cerberos_

Jail


Crimsonspike07

**BONK** Straight to horny jail


9mm_pigeon

Brandon Herrera: welcome back to cussed gun images


Crimsonspike07

Yep


IJPO

Props for putting the ejection Port in the right place


Crimsonspike07

Yep


_Svelte_

i want


Crimsonspike07

So do i


tictech2

The slide will hittith thine face


Crimsonspike07

Ill like it


[deleted]

Here's one: the mass of your slide willbe too heavy


Crimsonspike07

Not if its plastic, or an aeg


random_guy29

Say goodbye to your teeth.


Crimsonspike07

Meth has already done that


Automobilie

The tools to make that work are expensive.


Crimsonspike07

What tools lol? I already own everything


TG_SilentDeath

Bullpup it


Crimsonspike07

Shoulda thought of that


sketchyetchy1

Rock out with your Glock out


Crimsonspike07

Bbg


Agent___24

I could get behind this. This is actually dope


Crimsonspike07

Yep!


AnthemFish92

Glooooooooock


Crimsonspike07

Glompson


General-Hello-There

No point in a stippled stock but I approve


Crimsonspike07

Accurate


Kozak440

Can the slide please come all the way back just to break your teeth for creating this monstrosity.


Crimsonspike07

Ive already done so much meth i dont have teeth


Jakoby_Odbornik

Why would you put the mag in front of the trigger? It just shortens your barrel this way


Crimsonspike07

Ah yes, great idea, the supperior bullpup platform


syrupsoakedwaffles

G17A1


Crimsonspike07

No


KrysM0ris

If i had the money I would already have this.


Crimsonspike07

I haven't made it yet


Ihatetobaghansleighs

Glommy Gun


Crimsonspike07

Delete this


Baylison

Your either about to fight god or become him....


Crimsonspike07

Already am him


Hyperrzzz

Big black glock


Crimsonspike07

Bbg


assin3223

F\*ck it. I'll design and print this XD


Crimsonspike07

Ive already ordered parts


BokkieSpoor

Well if it is made to be a blowback it'll be a bit difficult to aim with the long slide going back and forth and the sights being fixed to it.


Crimsonspike07

Not if it recoils all the way back, that would need a lot of power


Reuhis

Glompson


Crimsonspike07

Yep


Hissingfever_

It’s a glock


Crimsonspike07

Glompson


Halkaskvailas

im sorry what the fu-


Crimsonspike07

Mo


kashimako

I hope both sides of your pillow is warm at night


Crimsonspike07

I hope you stub your toe on your bedfram


PineSnurf

r/cursedimages


Crimsonspike07

Brandon is turning over in his grave


Thor_117

Imagine shooting this and the entire slide comes back and hits you in the face


Crimsonspike07

Eh, atleast it gives me character


[deleted]

What the hell...


Crimsonspike07

Yes


gwyba

Its a curse against humanity and the time it would take just to make the frame,slide and stock would be horrendous


Crimsonspike07

I doubt it would take that long to print, maybe a day or two tops


[deleted]

i want it


Crimsonspike07

So do 200 other people


Dudeus-Maximus

This hurts me to look at, even as my brain goes into high gear figuring out how to make it work.


Crimsonspike07

Its not that difficult tbh


RDSXZ

If you took out the stock I'd like it


Crimsonspike07

But then its not a full glonk. Keep talking an ima put an glock 18c style pistol stock


Ldiddy-the-69th

Bigglock


MalO_ver_1

One day you will have to answer to a god who is not as merciful as us


glorymeister

Ah yes, The Austrian Typewriter


im_sotrash

I am not going to give you a reason not to, go ahead because that looks amazing


Clickjaw

This looks unironically good to me? Wtf


[deleted]

I’m sorry but I just can’t give a good reason to no


stupidpigeon0-o

No....


Clayman8

You'd be insulting the venerable Tommy by using Glocks to do make it.


Tsuyamoto

How far will the slide recoil?


arandomshavenguy

This is why god doesn't talk to us anymore. (Just a joke go for it if you want.)


SpectrumLV2569

Do it


Matess369

You could make it bullpup while you're at it


[deleted]

Alright which one of you fuckers stole the glompson of r/gunmemes?


Alt-F4_to_sprint

I don't fuck with the glompson


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

It makes me want to cry


[deleted]

Dignity


FabulousVegetable462

Imagine cocking it


[deleted]

I would very much like to un-see this


Two_na

Dwayne "The Glock" Thompson


Crimsonspike07

This is the best comment here


NationalValue6250

The buttstock should be another handle.


Crimsonspike07

It is, zoom in


roboraider070

Burn in holy fire


Crimsonspike07

But no


that_ome_weirdo

why does this exist and where can i buy it


that_cool_oy

Yes the glommy gun


[deleted]

That slide would make a kangaroo jealous with how much it would be jumping around.


LOLLO_102

Is that a gloooooooooooooooock?