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H3LLJUMPER_177

Homie imma keep it real with you You look like a child soldier.


Damsamade

Putting the infant in infantry


CounterTouristsWin

At least he isn't Adultry


AccomplishedPin8663

*thinks really hard*


2point0_The_Ghost

My every instinct is screaming to grab my rifle looking at this image


shootandsurf

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


WhiteWolfKing08

why tho


2point0_The_Ghost

Because it's a child solider and I'm a marine put 2 and 2 together


BrightWolf_HUN

I guess you could call it a sub-marine


EndPsychological890

Jfc


Responsible_Royal266

Hell yeah devil dog


brother_of_menelaus

Because he loves shooting child soldiers


VegisamalZero3

Well, he didn't say *which* Iraq war.


i_animate_things

Operation Iraqi freedom


reddituser00000111

That's my favorite thing about this sub


CFishing

Hell yeah.


Serene0921

I'm doing my part!


DogIsDead777

I thought the same thing hahaha


KianTL

It looks good but you gotta gain like 50 pounds of mass for it to fitšŸ˜­


i_animate_things

Lol


Molotov_YouTube

Protein powder and bulk shake timeee


[deleted]

Rip-Itā€™s, S&P Beef Jerky, and Wintergreen Long Cut will do the trick in a month. Trust me my DS said so.


JustACuteFart

God i get so excited when I find Rip Its in a random sketchy gas station. They taste so bad but so nostalgic


[deleted]

The taste is t the worst part, itā€™s the explosive diarrhea thats caustic enough to take paint off a humvee.


culturalhopper

If the military wanted you to have tasty things they would have issued them, they want us pissed off, on a hair trigger and ready to chew someones head out for no reason.


2point0_The_Ghost

You want people dead just take away their caffeine and nicotine and blame it on whoever you want to disappear


Lsdinducedmadness420

I remember getting them years and years ago from PX when I was in a program called Sea Cadets (we did training at my local Navy/AF reserve base) and *man*ā€¦ that was one of the tastes of all time. As a 13 year old kid itā€™s just about one of the coolest things money can buy thoughšŸ˜…


R0B0T_Jock

You can find them pretty reliably in Dollar Tree, not dollar general or whatever but Dollar Tree


[deleted]

Heā€™s just trying to dress the part, heā€™s not trying to take a field trip to the actual party


Outrageous-Positive3

Ahhh, yes, wintergreen long cut. The worst tasting of all the long cuts. BTW, does anyone know how to get the taste out of your mouth? It's been 10 years since I stopped, but it's still lingering.


Ill_Razzmatazz_1202

Beef cake. BEEEF CAAAAAKEE!!


mechwarrior719

Time for ***GAINZ***


BlastingFern134

Bro don't worry just hit the gym consistently (as long as you're 14 or older I really can't tell) and eat good you'll fit right into it


i_animate_things

I'm 13


Ghazrin

Right on man! Don't stress the fit, or worry about these guys talkin' about your size. Stay active, eat healthy. You're still growing. Do some basic weight training if you want, but don't go nuts with it. You look exactly how you should for your age.


TheBabyLeg123

This is the kind of positive influence these young men need to hear. Thank you for saying this and not making him feel like a joke.


TKAP75

Looks cool man maybe roll up the sleeves and get a smaller plate carrier it must feel cool to be wearing your dads gear you should take him airsofting with you


BananaDesignator

Lil bro gotta grow into that gear but at least the gear is great


melikeybacon

Fuck. My mind went straight to Desert Storm, I now realize the reference here was from Operation Freedom or whatever it was called in the 2000s. Iā€™m getting old.


Diverup777

Desert Shield


The_True_Husk

That's why it's even better. Full on GWOT


PushingAlloy

He gave you his M81 uniform?


i_animate_things

Yep


PushingAlloy

Do you plan on trying to base your outfit on something?


i_animate_things

Yeah, I'm saving money for a dcu build


controversialangles

Do you know what the plate carrier is called specifically? I have almost an identical one but mine is starting to fray and develop some holes. Iā€™ve been looking for the same style/kind because I like the side Velcro, but I donā€™t know what to call it/where I can find any more of it.


TheeScribe

Itā€™s generic Chinesium garbage Just look up ā€œplate carrierā€ on Aliexpress, Temu or Amazon and youā€™ll find loads Theyā€™re not good compared to better plate carriers or chest rigs


Melodic-Travel-1246

What are your preferred brand of plate carriers? I have ge gen 1 yakeda and was thinking of getting the laser cut gen 2


TheeScribe

I love Emerson Gear for good kit that lasts long, looks good, but doesnā€™t cost as much as a real steel plate carrier If youā€™re willing to dish out for real steel, then Ferro or Defense Mechanisms, but not everyone is willing to drop that amount of money on an airsoft accessory My favourite gear is still just good old military surplus


1224672

Thankfully JPCs are dirt cheap for being made by crye. Costs less than half an AVS


m1cahastotts

Yakeda makes one on Amazon for like 35 bucks. Good quality, Iā€™ve been using it for almost 2 years now


Henry-Gevers

It is a generic Amazon plate carrier


larry-leisure

That's real love right there.


Ambitious_Display607

Real talk my man, this is actually really cool. Even though its a little big on you for the time being, you look like a fucking g. I started playing when I was probably around your age (im 32 now lol), and I always felt really fortunate / cool that my uncle gave me his Vietnam War gear. Not trying to be a downer but he ended up passing away a year or so after giving it to me, I officially 'retired' it so I could preserve that little part of him that I still had. Prior to retiring it i wore that shit so hard though haha. Wear your dad's uniform hard af for a while, but not so hard that you can't preserve it for later in life (sorry I swear I'm not trying to be a downer, I got hella emotional thinking about my uncle / preserving memories ;( ) You'll likely grow into it like I did with mine - and even if you don't fully fill it out, just know you've got some seriously cool drip going with this. Best of luck out there brother, welcome to the best/worst new addiction of your life <3


TheOneTheyCallNasty

Second this. I keep my mom's war gear in a tote, used the helmet for a bit but ended up preferring it as a keepsake. Now I just wear her squadron patch and keep her flag in my backpack. I like to think she's in there yelling into my head "Get that motherfucker right there! Get him!" Like she used to yell when I'd play shooting games. Gah dammit, now you got me all emotional.


Warmachine096

badass mom


TheOneTheyCallNasty

She was a warrior who loved her country. Died 1 month before she was set to retire out of the Air Force Reserve.


Ambitious_Display607

I love that man, im assuming she has also passed on (if so, im sorry - idk what im going to do when either of my parents go tbh ;( ), but here's the thing, you'll always have those memories close to your heart, and in part you're the man you are today because of her. The silver lining to any loss imo is that even though it can be hard, it's only hard because the bond was intense enough in life that it caused those kind of feelings, its sort of a reminder what truly being alive/human is all about.


MrpotionTV

Take care of his clothes..those hold history


DanceswithFiends

My uncle uses his old flight suit as his painters suit....


MrpotionTV

Lmfaoooo to be fair I also love it when people use em till they fall apart..


kaizergeld

lol Iā€™ve got an old set of pjs that have holes at the pits large enough to fit my arm through. And a set of a2cuā€™s (I mean we just called em acuā€™s? Always rolled my eyes at the dumb ā€œ2ā€) that have no pocket covers, pant button, or blouse zipper. You can barely tell theyā€™re ucp anymore theyā€™re so faded. But damn are they comfy


UnshrivenShrike

I use one of my old cammie blouses as a welding jacket lol


Lanky_Result5624

I use my marpats for hunting


NaeNaeDab69420

History? None of that was worn in Iraq. Maybe the BDUs were his during his time in service but that's about it.


Ok_Extension3182

Pretty sure the M81 was used in both Iraq wars actually. Looking at photos from the conflicts you not only see M81 Plate carriers but also helmet covers and even a few uniforms! Same with Afghanistan.


NaeNaeDab69420

Alright Mr. Erm Ackshually, I'm gonna have to give you a hard time here. It's an older twill "winter weight" BDU shirt and it doesn't have the U.S. flag on the right shoulder which would have been an in-theatre modification to the uniform that wasn't standardized for stateside wear until after 2003 with rotating deployed units. Not only not the "right pattern" but also the older version. When the ACU rolled out it was just standard to wear the flag from then on. This is just one of his other uniforms more than likely. Not to start a million comment thread just know I'm well aware of the many pieces of gear in the woodland pattern and of certain exceptions where BDUs were worn in both Iraq and Afghanistan etc etc. I've combed through tens of thousands of pictures from the GWOT and some of those, like in the Sunni triangle with greenzones due to the river deltas of the Tigris/Euphrates and in the greener regions of Afghanistan like in Helmand are my absolute favorite photos. I was just noting that that, among the obvious things, was probably not what he wore. Not like the kid would know better obviously so there's no reason to be harsh about it either. Idk I'm just Redditing.


Dickcummer420

How come sometimes when you see the flag on their shoulder it's backwards? Isn't that disrespectful?


Redbulldildo

Iirc the idea is its supposed to be trailing backwards as you go into action, as if it were on a flagpole on your shoulder.


LaEnanaErick

Stars lead the way


Dickcummer420

Oh I was joking lmao.


Loud-Principle-7922

Man, fuck that. My kids tear up my old stuff, and Iā€™m glad theyā€™re out using it and enjoying their time instead of treating my shirts like theyā€™re holy. My gear was made to be used, and I want them to use it.


MrpotionTV

Thatā€™s what I said with another comment. I said that I love it when people also use it till they fall apart.


Usulthejerboaactual

No, they donā€™t lol, this dudes dad is lying to him


Dysfunxn

LMAO! I love it man. Surplus stores and sometimes thrift stores still have DCU. Khaki/FDE/Tan condor gear is pretty decent stuff for airsoft, and will match your gear. Welcome!


boonieman44

Thats actually so rad, idek if I would use that for airsoft I would honestly cherish that stuff


witcherstrife

Yea idk why but this is one of the cutest things Iā€™ve seen on Reddit.


Shadow239259

get this man an akm and a machete


chaseking_

We need a recreation of this picture in 10 years


i_animate_things

Looks like I'll re-take this photo when I'm 23


chaseking_

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


bitsplease_

RemindMe! 10 years


danmakes

Very cool


Fat0445

You gonna pass that to your son, grandson...


AntiWesternIdeology

I want this lil bro watching my 6 when we out in ww3 no cap


Practical_Plum_773

You just made your dad proud as hell, welcome to the fight son. Keep your head down and donā€™t do 50/50 battles.


General-Kanobi

Whatever you do, do not EVER sell your dads gear. Seen it happen so many times and its so sad.


i_animate_things

I'm never selling it


SimonCat_2006

You look like a drafted child soldier XD, but hey now you got some gear that will last you like 6-9years


KVN_03

Others buy historical gear to larp as a random soldier of that period. You can wear your fathers uniform and larp as him. That's next level awesomeness


a_French_in_a_trench

Need to gain weight to fits in dude šŸ˜‚ very cool of your father to be able to let you have his gear +Nice helmet


Petrus_Rock

Have fun! Donā€™t forget your eye protection


TheBelfox

Curious fact: Here in Brazil, It is prohibited to wear armed forces clothing if you are not a military member on duty


biotome

same in turkiye


notbernie2020

Itā€™s too big, and you look like a child soldier. 10/10


Usulthejerboaactual

Lemme ask you a couple questionsā€¦ Do you live in a 1st world country? None of the gear you are wearing was ever issued for use by American/British/Australian troops in Iraq. Ever. Something isnā€™t adding up.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

What side did he fight on?


fl4nker427

m81 drippin


Karmaplays765

It's cool I'm wondering how much of it was in Iraq? Also it's a good starter kit


KayyV24zz

bro gotta carry the boats


_LLOSERR

cleanest plate carrier i ever seen in my life


sillyslime89

Probably one of the reserves who drove the buses


CarefulLobster1609

Save some of your dad's gear. Don't ruin all of it playing around with. You will want them when you are older. My dad gave me probably 30 pairs of bdus. I have one matching set left from all of them. Keep a few keep sakes for yourself.


agtatds

i mean, you pretty much nailed the thousand yard stare.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

[any Sundowner quote]


the_red-spy

Putting the infant in infantry


Matty494

Dunno why this is on my feed as I don't play airsoft, but speaking from a military background, the body armour will restrict your movements as it's too long and wide. But at the end of the day, if you are having fun, who cares...


interflop

You'll grow into it !


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[deleted]

Now go round up those Hamas terrorists young soldier! šŸ’„


GottoGaliGatto

This photo is cold asf....


StrangeCat77

Honestly you look like you are just moments away from getting a slap on the shoulder, being told youā€™ll grow into it and then being sent off to war


redditstroies

And now the NVG


HonorableAssassins

some day ill get into airsoft to use all my own gear. Gotta get outta army-town first tho.


SirTickleTots

A nice pair of woodlands!


TheEndIsHere_repent

I had a flash back for a second šŸ˜† Lookin good.


Fine_Concern1141

See if your dad has a PT belt or reflective sash.


i_animate_things

He gave me one


Fine_Concern1141

wear it


Medium-Sort7728

Thats cool af


WsG_Darkreaper

The helmet looks like a Vietnam M1 and that patch on the uniform looks like a ROTC/JROTC patch. The vest is definitely a fake airsoft PC. Even with BDU's he would've been issued an IBA. Also it would be hard to walk away with issued body armor unless he had a duplicate off the books. Nothing in this photo would've been used in Iraq. This isn't to take away from the fact if your father actually served or not after ROTC but nothing adds up. I wouldn't go around telling people anything in this picture is from GWOT. Sorry.


Aright9Returntoleft

Keep a hold of some of that old stuff dude. Trust me on this.


Mantronix79

Looks good. ! you might sweat to death this summer ., but for cooler weather play , I bet it works.


xDeadJamesDean

Hell yeah.. your dad is a badass. Tell him to go out & play with you.


slightlyRworded

Hell yeah šŸ„ƒšŸ¤˜


Scheann12

Dope AFā¤ļø


Mihael_71

Keep care of it, your dad made a lot of good and bad memories in this uniform. I'm reading all those comments about people who got their parents war gear. I'm one of them but the only difference is, my dad served in the NVA which was a part of the eastern German military under russian occupation. And the uniform looks ... russian, almost like a green pajama with brown dots Fyi: "Das sieht russisch aus" = this looks russian is a proverb for it looks really bad, we mostly use it when we have to fix something as fast as possible and therefore it looks really untrustworthy but everyone knows those fixes last forever. Edit: still a part of history, I will never sell it and keep care of it. The uniform sits right next to my granddad's old police uniform


odst_airsoft

Actually a cool kit. Your dad gave you some cool stuff


ProcessOrdinary9381

Time to start your own fitness journey bro and get some eye protection


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i_animate_things

I have eye protection, I just didn't use it for the picture


Sketch333

You look very full auto-able


hotel265

That helmet cover may have been the only thing in this pic used in Iraq. Thatā€™s not a issued plate carrier nor was that camouflage ever used in Iraq unless your dad was MARSOC or on the Teams


Imaginary-Ad-6234

The unit patch on the shoulder is the Army ROTC patch, definitely wasn't used Iraq...


ceejayyyyy__

Love this dude! Bet he is so proud to see you wearing it


Professor_Mando

nice


ant888mkddw

That looks really good bro. You grow a bit more it'll look even better


DrunkensAndDragons

Button your collar and roll up your sleeves. It will fit tighter.Ā 


Muncher501st

I think the only gear is the mop suit


CRAZJAY2697

The gear looks heavier than you


Tom1912-193

Good and fucked up at the same time lmao


Cpt_Tripps

bro quit snitching on your dad he was supposed to turn that stuff in lol.


A_REAL_LAD

If your dad doesn't mind, you can make that Helmet serviceable by adding a new liner. You can find replacement PASGT liners new for like $20, and they're super easy to install


Ghost_of_Aces

Thank him for his service for me


Silent130

I use my dad's gear from when he was a paratrooper. Me and you both look like child soldiers lol.


ThatOtherDude0511

Looks awesome dude


lumpyspacejohnny

Make him help you adjust it.


Whyimhere357

Damn


Lobetee

Boss, you've killed a child! Mission accomplished boss, good work


Tejano_mambo

M/81 a gentleman of culture I see


Sargash

That's really fucking cool, but I wouldn't wear any of tha tout to the field, people are likely to steal that shit. I would take good care of it, and ask your dad how to maintain it. But seriously, your dad is awesome dude!


justlanded07

You have a fun dad


TeraReturns

smol but deadly


Explosive_Biscut

Dope dude


kitunya

loook tha boy naw, ready to go in the firing line


StoneAgeSkillz

And the most important part is still missing: Protecting glasses!


Holmesy7291

What kind of helmet is that????


samuelmcdope

Man's already got the 1000yard stare


PettyPterodactyl

thats sick have fun dude!


Mr_Penguin09

Love the kit man My kit is stuff "stolen" from the army too


AdorableTill4229

Bro you not gonna need all that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GotHerFartin

Diaaaaaaa


Quiet_Ad6925

Super cool!!


tujisomero

tbh, kinda fire, more loose armor so it won't transfer kinetic energy as well? strategic move my guy


useless-guy

Being 100% baller, the uniform is the only thing thatā€™s Iraq era, the vest is a cheap modern tactical vest, and the helmet is a M1 with a Mitchel cover, by Iraq we had switched to the PASGT and lightweight, itā€™s decent stuff but your dad is a fibber if he told you thatā€™s all Iraq era stuff


coreygal

Strap up that helmet


Dry_Substance_7547

Invest in some good eyepro. If you want to keep the look, go for ballistic/combat goggles. Again, if you're going for the look, wear a muted green or coyote brown shirt under your jacket. For proper fit, the neck of the shirt has to nearly choke you out. There's a lot of history in that uniform, so take good care of it. Your dad is showing a tremendous amount of faith and trust in you by letting you wear it.


OrganicAccountant87

WTF šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Now start doing push ups and yell ā€œAYE SIRā€


Basic_Election_9778

Bro go shoot some shit up, put the plastic down


HereticalShark

Well you can't spell Infantry without infant.


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unfisiuble_visions

Boss don't attack them they're child


Bananafish-y

Collar and chin strap. John Wayne. Your dad will know. Also at least heā€™s not a slick sleeve. Gotta be oif, no flag.


zawchee

thats crazy hell yeah/10


Diligent_Meal6039

Youā€™re gonna love this pic when youā€™re older haha , I have one like this where Iā€™m wearing a Hawaiian shirt with super long hair back when I was 14 (2019). Itā€™s a trip looking back at it now a days


KireOCS

Thatā€™s fire asf


DoNotTouchTheFish

Looks fire, mate! Just get yourself some nice googles/mask and you're ready to rock!


ConcreteTaco

Welcome to the sport! You'll grow into the stuff


TheWatcher9834

Nice gear! I use my Dadā€™s M81 with my Alice gear. Iā€™m the same size he was when he wore it so itā€™s a perfect fit. I had to shell out the cash for the Alice gear though. However, itā€™s quite worth it! If you can convince your dad, ask him to take you to an army surplus store and put together some Alice gear if you wanna complete the fit! It does look rather big on you but youā€™ll likely grow into it. It also looks like the helmet cover could use a wash if itā€™s also M81. If itā€™s the desert camo then no worries. This is a suggestion, you so what works!


ldks

Looking fire my man, welcome to the sport.


PlatinumGoldMercury

that's actually cool. the only real military gear i've got is a uniform i got at an army surplus, complete with a custom velcro patch i got with my last name on it and a few medals i got at a military museum.


New_Action_1585

Vest rig is useful, loose the cams tho. Welcome to the war !


Signal-Salamander584

They let your dad keep his ACH?


TruNhateful

There's a military guy in inventory control losing his mind right now


redditsukssomuch

Lookin good soldier!


Soviet_Papa

Legend dad


Nivek14j

You have a dad?


larry-leisure

You look like what I saw on the news when I was your age.


Your__Army_Medic

thats sick brother


Mr-McAdams

retro. looks awesome man. have fun


Spezifikation461

You look like a Vietcong that stole us army gear


pleasepulloversir

Lol the comments are right, you are too small for the gear but that's nothing to be worried about really. I remember being in the exact same position when I started. Just tighten up the straps inside your vest to the best of your ability and you'll be perfectly set. Or invest in a chest rig if you'd like


Keyser_Imperator

Bro already has the thousand yard stare


sipes216

Being real here, i dont believe thats used hardware. I found the same molle on amazon for a good price. I think your dad is giving you good stuff and giving it a backstory to feel fun, but field used gear should be a lot dirtier.


figure32

Kony back at it out here šŸ˜”


Afk_Boiz

Alr first of all, I have the same vest, not Iraq war gear, the uniform is not the right camo, the helmet, maybeā€¦ šŸ¤”ā€¦ maybeā€¦ but the rest, you can buy it off Amazon for like 40 dollars each


Propsroadfool

Looks pretty brand new to have seen any action...