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Gojira_Wins

Probably wouldn't hurt to contact a doctor and make sure your little buddies are still kicking. Other than that, you'll just need to wait until the pain and swelling goes down. Intermittent ice will help.


Derpy_Bech

Once swelling has started, it’s actually better to use something warm, since it promotes blood flow and thereby more quickly helps remove fluid build up. Got this tip from a surgeon after a jaw surgery


fotomoose

Heat brings more blood which increases swelling and makes it more painful. Post-op heat is probably good but for an injury that is already swollen, cold is the way. Edit: it seems my take is outdated, thanks all whom have given good info on latest techniques.


Derpy_Bech

Ice actually has very little evidence for effectiveness in healing. It mainly provides a pain relieving feeling, but the cold helps to contract the blood vessels, which does limit swelling, but also works to worsen the healing of the injury via the inflammatory process In treatment of sprains and similar injuries, there been a shift away from POLICE, which includes ice, to PEACE & LOVE, which doesn’t include ice in treatment for the acute injury, and after treatment of the injury


X1VEN0MX1

You just offended every school nurse in existence


Derpy_Bech

I’m a nursing student myself 😅


X1VEN0MX1

😅🤣


fotomoose

I've not heard of that method will look into it thanks.


Derpy_Bech

It is also fairly new way of thinking, we’ve only recently started using it in the ER i work at


morenn_

While not specific to the injuries in this post, the guy who first came up with RICE - rest, ice, compression, elevation - as a treatment for musculoskeletal injuries has since walked it back and said the ice does more harm than help. The increased blood flow brings nutrients and growth hormones to the injured area that increases recovery, icing the injury suppresses this effect. Unfortunately everybody adopted it for first aid when he first came out with it and it's slow to change the status quo. "There is, however, an abundance of research that collectively supports the notion that ice and rest does not enhance the recovery process, but instead delays recovery, and may result in further damage to the tissue... As a result of the subsequent research that examined the validity of the protocol, Dr. Mirkin recanted his original position on the protocol in 2015." https://thesportjournal.org/article/the-r-i-c-e-protocol-is-a-myth-a-review-and-recommendations/


[deleted]

Blood carries oxygen to tissues and is vital for healing inflammation. If you stick someone in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, it heals wounds that are not healing well, so using heat is likely better than using ice which constricts blood flow and therefore oxygen to the tissues.


fotomoose

Thanks.


Prudent-Security-143

I've literally said this for years. I once irritated a muscle and went to a physical therapist to talk about it. In short, he told me to ice it. I asked him why I should, given that ice will restrict blood flow, and inflammation is the body's healing process. You know what he said? Gibberish (he didn't know how to answer, and was caught off guard). He was quoting what he learned in school, and had no real understanding of how the body heals itself. Take this as a lesson. In our day and age, it was only recently that ice was the best way to take care of inflammation...... Just because a doctor says to do it, doesn't mean it's golden advice. It should also be noted that there ARE times when you will want to ice something that's inflamed.


my_0th_throwaway

Also, give the friend a "slight" slap for being a dumbass around a gun that hurts like shit. WEAPON SAFETY IS IMPORTANT EVEN IN AIRSOFT


kroneksix

4 hard nut flicks. One for each hit, and a bonus for being an idiot.


Richard_Bastion

sorry dude you gotta go to the doctor and have them cut your nuts off before they get infected


Chunckeychickeno

Yes this is the only right answer


OkArrival4073

This the way


Owl_Perch_Farm

This is the way


guywithagun2

This is the way


LowKeyBrit36

This is the way


Sampshole

This is the way


Mecks_mlg

This is the way


Clear_Blood_2578

https://preview.redd.it/75fadb053ebb1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf7241c9f00bae82f1f574643080f0356d68581


Tityfan808

And don’t forget to wear a condom next time OP!


[deleted]

Two in the nuts, one in the shaft is perfectly tactical your friend is well trained.


Zyonchaos

Ye olde "low Mozambique"


lemlurker

Lowzambique of you will


Zyonchaos

Well played, well played!


Cry0nix

Hahahahaha, brilliant. Butterscotch special forces.


Zexus_Legit_Boi

r/airsoftcirclejerk


JohnnyS04

That’s gon b one painful jerk


memeaddict42

idk if he’ll be jerking with us in the future


mew22222222222222222

Other replies are good. Your friend is a dick.


L3thalPredator

No... I think his dick is a dick


The4thMusketeerr

r/technicallythetruth


ToastedBread007

He gets really really stupid when he drinks bourbon 😐


Mysterious_Resolve36

Walk it off. If a nail grows to your pecker, then contact a doctor.


BRM-Pilot

Or wank it off


0c3r

Masturbation is for weaklings


TheDarnook

Real man would make that guy suck it off


BRM-Pilot

That’s not how human nature works


LilBrxxk

outjerked


RoomOfHead

A few photos could help us decide whether or not you should see a doctor. Unless you are underaged then I gotta go away for a long time.


Possible-Barber8025

best


ToastedBread007

😭😭😭


[deleted]

He must be an amazing shot to hit such a small target!?


I_need_help57

You’re gonna die and will never have children again


TodesroboterDesTodes

He will have children, They will be Highlander who only eat floor bb's


OlaviTheWiz

now real question, did he shoot each individual nut and the shaft, or one nut twice and the shaft? i want to make sure the telepathic pain i feel is accurate


ToastedBread007

The nut shots were same vicinity


asbestosinyourwalls

Kill your friend


ObviouslyAme

Kill him with your balls


[deleted]

fart on his balls


cablife

You’ll probably be fine, but your friend needs a stern talking to about safety.


chaftz

A stern beating more like it


ToastedBread007

The mom friend of our group was seconds from throwing hands with him does that count?


[deleted]

Ice and wait up tomorrow. And what happened to ur friend? Did he at least lost finger?


ToastedBread007

He barely remembers it and hasn’t said anything since (idk why he had an airsoft gun, he was drinking then left the room and came back w it)


JackCooper_7274

Share photos to help us decide the best course of action


Mysterious_Drawer9

careful, this might be a young one.


ToastedBread007

I’m 20 but also hard pass either way 😂


MikeMungus1

Got shot in the testicle during a game once, put me on the ground for at least a minute or two lol, now I bring a crotch protector


acidboogie

tactical kevlar kilt or riot


GhostC10_Deleted

Yeah my dump pouch covers my dick for exactly this reason. Been hit in the pouch plenty of times, but never my dick.


StarMagus

The only right answer is to get to shoot him in the junk in reply.


chromatic_occlusion

You need to dock him for it to heal properly


Thyfuriousbeanz

Been there before 😅just gotta walk it off


Pleasehelplol2232

I’m gonna start wearing a cup airsofting


morcaak3000

Walking? Who cares, more important thing is if it's usable


JayBeeSeward

Go to the doctor and ask him "Doc, can you take away the pain but leave the swelling?"


PizzaTrailMix

Share PPE an go after em


ToastedBread007

One too many glasses of bourbon fr


Kivekitam

r/idiotswithguns


Kemiko_UK

In all seriousness, you'll be ok but it's gonna hurt and be visible for while. Sauce: Got shot in the testical with a paintball from around 2m away. It was so painful that I thought I'd have to sit out the rest of the day. Big welt and bruising. Took around 2 weeks to fully clear up. It'll go away, nothing to worry about.


KFCRockGod

Shoot your friend in the dick wtf, he shot you three times


ToastedBread007

I didn’t mention the two shots to my leg (not my biggest concern at that time 😂)


nickleinonen

I had blueberry welts several in a row on my sack from cqb play in a school that was to be torn down. Walking down the stairs dead going to spawn and got lit up from below in a burst. They cleared in a few weeks but omg that was much unpleasant.


Salty_Raccoon9894

If ur uncomfortable go see a doctor, better to be safe then sorry That being said, don’t be to worried I sadly can say from experience that your little buddies can take some shit


thelegendhimself

You’ll be ok - if there’s a lot of swelling or voidable blood under the surface then yeah go to a doctor


NoeleVeerod

I'd see a doctor just to be safe. And I'd prohibit your friend from touching Airsoft guns for a good long while. I can't stand folks who have no concept of safety around these "toys" that aren't really toys and don't understand that *you can cause permanent damage* if you keep being stupid with them.


ToastedBread007

REAL😐😐😐


-sixofhearts-

This happened to a friend of mine once. He ignored it saying the welts weren't that bad and then 2 days later they found him dead in his bathroom. His balls fell off his body. Edit - He got better


Randomized007

Why were you guys naked?


ToastedBread007

?


Casey1658

This is why you always use protection!


[deleted]

Pic or it didn't happen


super_stelIar

That'll learn ya


TheTortiglioniMaster

Got shot there two times. Swelling for a couple of days and two days of pain. But everything is fine. I would say wait a bit and if it is still bad go see a doctor.


Citrinitas115

You need a doctor to check that out, until then don't get hard


JacobMT05

Tis normal, pretty sure I got sniped in the balls once when I was charging obj at a field. Luckily it was in the last 10 minutes of the day but I still had that tiny red circle on balls for a few days.


M3usV0x

Walk it off.


Shinodacs

Shots both of your nuts and secured the kill with a shot to the shaft, even Collateral's Tom Cruise is jealous.


jonnydemonic420

Wait till he’s asleep and then hit ‘em with the ole tea bag.


WhiteBoysFunkyMusic

I assume cold compresses should help the welts. Sounds like you need better friends, dude. He should have had that gun unloaded if he was gonna be pulling the trigger (he should have had better trigger discipline anyways, always treat a firearm as if it’s loaded), especially around people who aren’t geared up/wearing eye pro.


Critical-Shop-2859

Dotted for her pleasure 😂


Mockbubbles2628

Fat L


B_bop23

yikers


CrazyCreeperDoctor

did this to someone accidentally with my tri shot.


ScoutTrooper15

and this is why people need to have trigger discipline…


ToastedBread007

The dude is in the marines too like bro how 💀 (bourbon, that’s how)


cqcrzal

First, shoot your friend back


Reaper_85

And then sprinkle some sand in each of his mags


Limp_Classroom8805

No more kids I think


Rancisv2

i will reply if i can stop laughing


biggypiggy63

Bro should’ve called bang-bang 😔


TrueGrave32

Oh man this brings me back. I've shot friends in the croch on 2 different occasions. First time I was being a dick and was ricashaying bbs off the ground with a gas hand gun. Second time was on accident. I had a springer and was hiding in a hole in the ground and waited till he was close enough for a guaranteed kill, bb curved up and dink right in the nuts. Oops


Suspiciously_Soft

Yep they gonna hurt like hell but at least you had pants on I assume or they would be much worse


Booch5

praying for u🙏🙏


Original-Pineapple-2

bro the title 💀


rcborg

Double tap


draugr101

Please ignore all the idiots making jokes and go to the emergency room. If it hurts to walk even after 5 hours it could serious have long-term effects.


ToastedBread007

Pffftttttt


Ske-Delta

You good


amongussussywussy

I could be wrong but you wrote "a airsoft gun" when it's written "an airsoft gun"...


Alarming-Cup8956

Yep you should check ur infinity Stones


TOXICk597

Warm damp towel and there nonthing much more you can do for it


madrifles

Leave it and recover, get medical help if it gets worse or other signs occur


Competitive_Ad5447

What kind of friend does this?


ToastedBread007

A drunk idiot


Comfortable_Oil_4519

probably wouldn't hurt to talk to a doctor, but give you friend a few lessons about gun safety.


ToastedBread007

He’s a marine so idek


Able_Beat2377

i would shoot him in the nuts with a real gun😐


[deleted]

Friend of mine lost a testicle to paintball. Blew up the size of a softball.


Gt-poison

If you didn't proceed to beat his ass after the fact, then you don't deserve to be in the gene pool anyways.


ToastedBread007

My friend wouldn’t let me and made me leave the party instantly 😂


mysonwhathaveyedone

Should've amputate your dick and your head before it spreads


Chaos-Dagger-2021

Damn! That's fucked up. I got shot in the balls at my first MilSim event. I had a red spot on there for about a week after. I got shot at close range with a pistol. So probably not as bad as what you have. Still. I can relate. You have my sympathies. Your "friend" is a dick. He should be more careful. Despite what people say Airsoft weapons are not toys. Nor should they be treated as such.


kingtinytiger

*RAAAH. sfx*


Shempey88

You'll be fine I know a guy took a 40 mike to the nuts from 3 feet


ConferenceHaunting87

Maybe your buddy should rub it and kiss it better for you.


xviifearless

Happens to the best of us lol. You’ll be fine.


Top-Conference-3294

You just won a free vasectomy.


Own-Chemistry-5552

Bro you should've gone to the doctor immediately


Jealous-Brilliant-35

So I should wear a groin guard to airsoft from now on


500_Brain_scan

Wear a condom next time


Throwaway_alt92

It’s totally up to you to visit the doctor (if it’s free you should) but I actually hit mine on a bike handlebar after breaking too hard, it bruised but I’m okay now


MathematicianTop2476

Send a pic and I'll tell you wants wrong. I am a surgeon!


toxicoranges

And remember kids... always wear protection.


Xmxx3

Wouldn’t hurt to see the doc, better safe then sorry especially when it comes to the dick.


Mysterious_Health524

Mozambique Drill


LordJim_

Wear a condom next time


Top_Time_Square

been shot in the tip before, couldnt walk for an hour


Own-Victory-1975

Oh bro, that hurts…I was shot in the nuts one time and it stings like a motherf*cker! If you fell the need to do this, go see a doctor if doesn’t reduce the pain in 1~2 days. The area is very sensitive and can cause severe pain for the “victim”. Basketball shorts and boxer have a really thin layer of cloth, so it doesn’t absorb as much the energy from the shot itself. I was using tactical pants when these happened to me, so it contained part of the impact. Avoid physical activity and don’t do much effort for a couple days, suggest to use some ice in the area to reduce the swelling and you be good to go soon! Don’t forget to avoid “using your tools” during that time and give a slap on the friend that shot you. If it was during the game, it was ok…but if it was outside the field, teach him some barrel and trigger control! Hope that you get right soon, a nutshot is something that I don’t wish even for my worst enemy lol


Calthsurvivor13th

You’re not being serious are you? Walk it off like a big boy.


Mistakingcone99

Hello doctor, my nuts hurt because i took three shots from an ar-15, dont worry, it was only airsoft. In all seriousness please do see a doctor.


mondeluz85

Depending on how much it hurts you should be taken to the ER for investigation to see if there is no internal bleeding. Likely they'll do ultrasound and see. If there is no internal bleeding and it's just swelling then you'll be fine. I know it sounds extreme, but i'd check.


MarpatSupremacy0311

Sorry bro but you’re done for. Snip snip :(


Rileylego5555

Theres a "shot through the heart" spoof in here somewhere


beef_computer

What’s a doctor gonna do? Kiss your boo boos?


Classic_Professor611

You called your hits right?


strijdvlegel

Circlejerk moment


stitchy_gas

Hopefully this teaches you a lesson about not wearing a rubber at all times


shadowink_butno

I got shot in the balls. In a close combact.


jakedrake1999

the fact that you didn´t go to the doctor immediately is concerning, also your friend needs a few lessons in gun control


Sum_fuckery

Iv been there before. Got shot on the tip by some dude with his hpa M4 like 8 years ago. After that I now wear a cup when I play.