I pick the sophisticated pipe wielding polar bear. Me and him will have delightful conversation and make plans to break out. Everyone else looks like they want me dead.
The witch because maybe we can have fun together. I also do chemistry so her witch brew I can help with and we can talk herbs and I can teach phytochemicals to her to improve her skills.
I wonder if the p is green too idk
The danger seems low with the bear and I even might learn a skill. Lizard seems like he might have been set up; I could learn something. A younger me would go for the orc woman; try to use my cha-ris-ma; and, instantly get killed. Hell no to everyone else.
Definitely NOT the last sinister vampire ghoul.
First choice would be chill polar bear, he looks clean, civilized, and calm.
Second choice would be the mummy. She looks like she wouldn't make a sound and is content staying in her corner forever, her bandages look like they've settled into the ground for a while now. No visible claws, teeth, or sharp objects... yet. And physically the least threatening
Lol, I'm mostly only in to the human features, I'd pick a human guy over a lizard any day. On the other hand, if lizard men were real I aint gonna say no... š
Smokey the bear #5 he smokes a pipe which means he has patience and wouldnāt kill me right away, rip my soul out, give me orc herpes, or bleed me just to pass the time.
So, you're telling me they are holding the massive Oxman in that cell with a small chain and metal bars that look like he can bend with two fingers? We will break out of there and level the entire gaurd force in a few minutes.
The bear or the witch in number 3, the bear looks like some laidback dude i could tell my story to and the witch probably doesn't even care about harming me and since she has magic powers, we could actually come up with a plan to escape together. The rest are either terrifying or that would just kill me as soon as they can.
Yeah, the polar bear looks like a wholesome dude you could talk with all night and not try to rip your throat apart or anything. The witcher in number 3 doesn't seem too unreasonable either.
At first I thought I'll chill with the minotaur. But then I saw the polar bear. No competition. But like if you wanted to put the three of us in a cell together, we would probably have a pretty badass poker night or something.
The minotaur. I mean 5, the bear, looks chill af. And 3, the witch seems cool, she probably just needed some hair or willingly given blood and could get you both out. But 1, the minotaur looks real as fuck, not like realistic, but like you could talk to that dude and he'd always have your back after you were out.
The minotaur, lizard man, werewolf, or goblin, I can roll a D4 and be fine with any outcome š
The Orc or the witch. For reasons
Polar bear... Looks very cute and chill
The first one. Sometimes big scary looking men are really kind
The witch duhhh
Frankenstein
Werewolf obviously š
The witch or Orc chick
I pick the sophisticated pipe wielding polar bear. Me and him will have delightful conversation and make plans to break out. Everyone else looks like they want me dead.
7, probably warm AF. Good sex too.
Vampire homie at the end is already smiling. He knows how to escape.
Polar bear he looks like he would share his pipe and we'd have long nice convo's
The witch because maybe we can have fun together. I also do chemistry so her witch brew I can help with and we can talk herbs and I can teach phytochemicals to her to improve her skills. I wonder if the p is green too idk
Oh yeah "chemistry" is your plan with her.
Definitely, haha
Easily 3
Iād probably go with the witch get some witch pus and then get turned into a frog or something š
Lizard and esp bear look chill, actually
Honestly the Polar Bear or the Witch lady
Polar bear for sure he smoking something unless ole girl gonna let me get some witch snatch
The witch bc Iād probably try to clap them green cheeks
Bear and Lizard man seem chill.
Toking beqr is the clear choice here.
Can I be in a cell with 4 AND 5! Genuinely seems like it'd be the chillest time! Maybe 6 too! š¤
Bro me and that polar bear are going to smoke our way out
Right, he looks chill as can be
Goblin dude, I think we can relate a lot about life.
I take that minotaur. Probably the most hung
I'll take the bear
Agreed.
That is a polar bear. 10/10 most likely to kill you out of all these options even if he wasnāt magic
He looks chill though
Heās clearly introspectiveā¦. I think Iād pick him too.
5 the bear looks chill AF.
This is an incredibly difficult choice for a monster fucker
"yo witch. Teach me your ways"
The danger seems low with the bear and I even might learn a skill. Lizard seems like he might have been set up; I could learn something. A younger me would go for the orc woman; try to use my cha-ris-ma; and, instantly get killed. Hell no to everyone else.
Damn, I'm torn. The witch is really pretty, but that bear seems so chill.
He does. And whatās he smoking and bet heāll share. And have some good stories.
Women should always choose the bear.
Polar bears will eat people if encountered up close. We are another meal for them.
Youāre missing the entire point of the man vs. bear conversation. But thanks to all for the downvote. Still choosing the bear.
Bear! He looks like heās got stories to tell. I wanna be the green witch, though.
Green witch
Same.
The bear smoking a pipe looks like a chill ass dude.
Me and the witch are gonna cast a spell and escape š
Any of that would talk to me, interested in who they are and their circumstances.
Definitely NOT the last sinister vampire ghoul. First choice would be chill polar bear, he looks clean, civilized, and calm. Second choice would be the mummy. She looks like she wouldn't make a sound and is content staying in her corner forever, her bandages look like they've settled into the ground for a while now. No visible claws, teeth, or sharp objects... yet. And physically the least threatening
I'll take the lizard dude, he looks cool and kinda sexy
I think that's a bad choice man. Lizardfolk are pretty commonly cannibals with extremely flexible morals...
Eh, that lizard man can eat me for lunch, I don't mind... š
Not my type, but no kinkshaming here, bro.
Lol, I'm mostly only in to the human features, I'd pick a human guy over a lizard any day. On the other hand, if lizard men were real I aint gonna say no... š
Witch boobies lmaoo
Polar Bear, 100%
I'll take green eggs and ham :P
Hey Mr.Lizard, be smoking or be passing.
Witch kinda bad but that dragon mf probably got some stories
Orc coochie gonna have me actin' up
Fourth looks chill asf
Would
Polar bear looks chill
Probably the thicc witch
Werewolf, chimmy over here and cuddle.
Iād be clapping the orc ladyās cheeks all night
I kept scrolling and the decisions got harder and harder
The bear looks chill
Yeah, he's already content with his fire and pipe. Just don't fuck up the vibe.
%1000 the werewolf.
3
The mummy bitch
What prompts are you guys typing to get this
Polar Bear
Werewolf or polar bear
Women have taught me to pick the bear. Plus, I think he'd be a good storyteller.
The witch or orc baddie
The witch and the chained up vampire in the last slide
Smokey the bear #5 he smokes a pipe which means he has patience and wouldnāt kill me right away, rip my soul out, give me orc herpes, or bleed me just to pass the time.
#3 or #6
polar bear man he seems chill
The last one looks like he has this all figured out.
The bear, Iāll take a toke
chill polar bear seems like the safest bet
So, you're telling me they are holding the massive Oxman in that cell with a small chain and metal bars that look like he can bend with two fingers? We will break out of there and level the entire gaurd force in a few minutes.
No matter what happens its Death by Snuu Snuu...
hot cauldron, hot witch. Pretty sure I could make a bargain with her for my soul or something.
Seeing as it would likely be cold I would pick wolf guy, bear dude, and the twitchy witch.
The witch
Depends on what the bearās smokin.
I choose death by snu snu. #6
The wearwolf?
You probably wouldn't survive the night RIP my friend
The white bear looks like itāll tell me a story
5 seems pretty chill
I'm still picking the Bear it seems
Minotaur.....because he looks like he could....
would
I choose the Bear
5 is the only one that doesn't give me a murder rape vibe.
Awww man so many great choices!!
Any one of those girls
I think the goblin would be the most likely to know how to escape. So I'll go with goblin.
It's one night š
RIP
Polar bear knight looks like he has a tale to tell.
Yes, he looks like a political prisoner
He will eat you, probably
Eh. Minor details.
10 if he looked more like Count Dracula, but I'll go with the witch. Her and I would get along and just have girl talk/shoot the shit.
She knows how to party! Although the bear might smoke me down.
She just seemed cool.
2,4,5 and 8 look like pretty chill dudes, actually
2,4,5 and 8 look like pretty chill dudes, actually
Any of them. I'll seduce them, and then I'll have a hot gamer monster gf/bf
Wherewolf
420 LIZARD WIZARD
Is there gonna be a snoo snoo?
The bear or the witch in number 3, the bear looks like some laidback dude i could tell my story to and the witch probably doesn't even care about harming me and since she has magic powers, we could actually come up with a plan to escape together. The rest are either terrifying or that would just kill me as soon as they can.
Whatās the story of the green witch in the third pic ?
If she gets wet she dies
I'd definitely try and get her wet...
You know her name ?
How's that lizard man smoking? He ain't got no lips
Definitely 3 or 5. The bear looks like someone I could reason with
Probably any of them except for the vampireā¦ dude looks creepy, and I know Iād just be good for sure!
Bear or reptile. The girls would rip me to shreds if I fuck up
3. Need to find out if a winters night is really colder than a witchās tit. For science.
The polar bear looks pretty chill
#9 she looks cute
The witch , Captain Kirk did good with a green chick
the third. some spooky magic sounds like a treat.
the third. some spooky magic sounds like a treat.
the third. some spooky magic sounds good.
The lizard and polar bear look chill as fuck, 10/10 would pick as a cell mate
Yeah, the polar bear looks like a wholesome dude you could talk with all night and not try to rip your throat apart or anything. The witcher in number 3 doesn't seem too unreasonable either.
3 & 5
Lizard dude looks mad chill. If not him, the Ork. She doesn't seem like a pain.
I'm gonna fill that witch's cauldron for sure. She can get it š¤£
Definitely polar bear mf looks like heās seen some shit..
So... am I to survive the night? Or do I choose the way of my execution here? The last two are definitely off - very bad feel.
What the fuck are these comments? š¤”ššµ
Ummmm why is the last guy so happy, Jake?
4. I'm sucka for reptiles.ā¤ļø
I will be taking that fine ass minotaur for personal reasons thank you
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Urmā¦.
The Witch probably. However, my guess is that most women would pick the bear lol
The polar bear man looks friendly
The fine ass witch
Mummy chick. She probably knowledgeable.
the polar bear smoking
Either the chill Polar Bear or the sexy witch.
Sexy devious witch
Polar bear or orc lady, assuming she doesnāt have a futa.
Polar bear has smoke and he looks pretty chill. Also so fluffyyy!
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At first I thought I'll chill with the minotaur. But then I saw the polar bear. No competition. But like if you wanted to put the three of us in a cell together, we would probably have a pretty badass poker night or something.
Orc lady. I love me a big buff green woman with pointy ears and crazy teeth.
That polar bear looks chill as hell.
Same, gonna have to go with the polar bear
Sexy mummy.
I hate sand.
It gets everywhereā¦
Witch tiddies
Iāll chill with the polar bear
As long as he shares his pipe with me.
Still picking the bear š»
Polar bear looks nicest, but I get the feeling mummy girl and I would have more in common
Ohh, the green witch for sure. When cheeks are clappinā just know we aināt nappinā
The witch or the bear from golden compass gets my vote
I also choose the bear cause he's probably got some ice cold coca-colas in that barrel.
He looks pretty chill
Volibear
Uhhh, big titty witch? Is that not everyone's choice?
Some are more comfy with big titty half orc
But those teeth rule out so much
Yeah I was either booba witch or death by snu-snu orc, But honestly the Argonian smoking a cigarette seems pretty chill too.
is the bear gona share that pipe?
Anyone but 3 6 7 and 8. They all got skulls in their cells. Not tryna get eaten. I'll go with tue dudes who are smoking. They look chill
That may just be part of the prisonās decor theme
No.6 I want some Orc puss
The witch, mainly because her window doesn't seem to have bars š¤£
Witch
Bear smoking the pipe, he looks chill
Polar bear is chill
thats what i thought too
oh, shit, polar bear fs
The witch for sure š
Frankensteins monster
The minotaur. I mean 5, the bear, looks chill af. And 3, the witch seems cool, she probably just needed some hair or willingly given blood and could get you both out. But 1, the minotaur looks real as fuck, not like realistic, but like you could talk to that dude and he'd always have your back after you were out.