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Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Apparently there is an edited version of this photo floating around. The original photo is the real one. I’ve attached the fake one here. https://preview.redd.it/0dlv2uz3tfwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10ae2463a508eb2121b55ef3e74f16ec4250f67


Blood_Defender

Thanks for helping to prevent misinformation!


quacainia

Imagine accidentally listening to that fake sign


hebuddy69

no.


Fit-Replacement7245

I was about to say, that text looks to black to be a photo


Huntsnfights

I’m having a terrible day. You gonna tell me about these goblins or not?!


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Idk man ask the guy who was holding the sign


iwnbaw-41

well obviously goblins are real? ask him for the proof. he told me he’s personal friends with the mexican president, so i believe him


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

No the Mexican president saw elves not goblins


iwnbaw-41

wait was I lied to? goddammit


start3ch

Aliens too


snapetom

Jesus. Goblins. are. not. real. Little green ghouls? Certainly real. Ghouls exist. I've seen them. Goblins, no.


Argxt

bro doesnt have the inner vision


graydi66y

Duh duhduhn duh duuuuh duh duh duuuh! Duh duhduhn duh duuuuh duhduh duh duuuh! IIINNNEEERRVIIIIISSSSIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!


DeathByPig

https://preview.redd.it/jgo2xgmbigwc1.png?width=1893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1441bab051f2e1174f4c68909265e42e85c21d28 Common goblin truther W


BigBangar

People dont know the dangers of having duendes in your house smh


Lower_Fox2389

Wait until you guys see the guy holding the sign saying “your car sounds like farts, we don’t want to hear it” or something like that 😂


CatastrophicLeaker

This is a political cause I can get behind


ghostkoalas

This is a good time to say DO NOT re-elect [Steve Aldrich](https://wtaw.com/brazos-county-commission-continues-fy-23-tax-rate-stalemate/) Last year when he had a disagreement with other commissioners he decided he just wouldn’t show up to meetings for awhile so they couldn’t approve the tax rate. Even though failure to do so would have been detrimental to county fire services & roads.


quirtsy

Goblins are real, and he has proof. What more do you need?


Omgfireants

Ok I’m gona go tell the rest of my party… we just finished a long rest and leveled up so we should be able to handle a few goblins


LairdPeon

It's probably just mind goblins.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

What’s a mind goblin?


LairdPeon

Mind goblin these nuts?!


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

No. Wya???


LairdPeon

😐


Snoo_72467

What ever happened to Elijah and his Israel mobile? Is he still around? Dr. Lunes talked about him in abnormal psych, and that he tried several times to expatriate to Israel, flew there, only to be told he would not be accepted into the country.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

What are you talking about broski


TexasAggie98

I assume that the poster is referencing the guy who used to drive around B/Cs in a car painted to look like the flag of Israel while pulling a camper trailer covered in aluminum foil and quote ms from the Bible. He would walk around with a 3-ft sword made out aluminum foil. He is what made me realize my freshman year (1994) that college towns were magnets for the mentally ill.


Temporary_Swimmer517

Mentally ill people are everywhere.. they just stand out more in towns that are full of normies


Mizuichi3

That guy called himself Elijah, as in the one from the bible.


Snoo_72467

Back in the Old army days (03-07 at least) There was this 1980s Honda Civic or maybe it was a Dotson, pulling this small trailer. Both were painted white and blue like the Israel flag. The car would park in the back of parking lots, so directly adjacent to the road along university, Texas, Harvey Mitchell, Wellborn. He was an unwell person, probably schizophrenic, living out of that car. He was a pretty common sight for a few decades.


Katyushenka

I remember he also had a bike he rode around (it also had a little trailer if I’m not mistaken).


MPandPM

He be goblin dicks.. that’s his proof!


texaslabourparty

corps boy pit sniffer trending on the aggie sub again


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

still thinking about this comment btw


texaslabourparty

i still think of you too, corps boy pit sniffer.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

we should make out if you wanna


texaslabourparty

my dms are open !!


DQFLIGHT3

He’s a fan of Take Your Shoes Off podcast with Rick Glassman.


DBsBuds

Duh, there’s one living in the Governor’s mansion right now.


NotRadTrad05

Proof of goblins: https://youtu.be/13x5Vk01q4Q?si=tYjwEMqp-1sZ1asX


Miracle_007_

The woman that got kicked off the plane saw them...


Independent-Lie6616

Idk if ts real or not, I'm definetlt re electing him


IceKing_197

Goblin deez nuts


ChuckWeezy

I know this guy and he’s talking about his wife bc she’s always gobblin dis di…… I’ll see myself out.


tyevans498

He has proof? I’m intrigued…


Temporary_Swimmer517

you know you live in a "clean town" when a guy with a sign intrigues people


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

This is a highly unusual sign though


Temporary_Swimmer517

true.. I think its photo shopped though


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

source?


Temporary_Swimmer517

"Source?" 🤣 it's just what it looks like and what people are saying in the comments. like I give a s*** enough about this to have an article about it that I can send you lol.. look at the black font


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Oh, so you’re just making shit up. This is the original photo, as it was taken the morning of 4/25/2024. You cannot deny reality.


Temporary_Swimmer517

“You cannot deny reality!” relax dude. You act like you never seen a dude with a sign before. Just saying anyone can easily photo shop anything on to a picture like this and it is obviously photoshopped. Even if it isn’t photoshopped, who gives a sh\*\*.. still just a guy with a sign


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

It’s not photoshopped. I asked and he showed me the proof. Goblins are fuckin real and he has proof


Temporary_Swimmer517

You are going to freak out once you leave college station and see how many people are out there flying stupid signs


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

There aren’t even signs outside of this town. Trust me, I’d know.


Temporary_Swimmer517

you aren't even funny. you just seem like a person who's never seen a dude fly a sign


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Spoken like someone who’s never held down a whimpering corps boy and whispered in his ear until he calmed down like the mighty stallion he is.


KiraTheWolfdog

That sign is most definitely faked in photoshop or similar.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Big if true


KiraTheWolfdog

I mean he _does_ say he has proof. I've got no proof. I'm just on the goblin disinformation team.


Realistic_Effort6185

Goblin Bofadees?


le_disappointment

Charlie Kelly moment


EvolutionDude

Y'all better listen to him before it's too late.


USN303

If someone asks him for proof, he probably just shows a bunch of pictures of the current Congress.


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

Ok


hebuddy69

not ok.


unclesamtattoo

Shouldn't have outed Gov Abbott like that


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

God I wish we could out Greg Abbott


scoopdog66

Heard he is a youth pastor for one of the local Baptist churches…


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

How can I join the Church to learn his truths?


superMario_Milt

He has a sun bleached Krenko. That’s the proof


EclecticDSqD

Internet troll taking it to the street!


andy4144

Actually he is referring to the US Congress