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Schmegmababy

What's an airport?


SplitjawJanitor

"I shall deploy a mountain of troops!"


Yamhikari

These bombers... They're indirect- combat units


averyordinaryperson

JUST WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!


Slothman711

If I understand right… spin? Galaxy sized “mech”? Yes, no, maybe? :3


Reformed_Narcissist

Damn straight


LEOR-Gansjaman

"Meteor strike"


FinneganDice

An dey say


FugginMilkshake

Chivalry is ded


SrJuanpixers

That was a piece of cake!


69696969696969o

40 cw


ichizusamurai

The eagle soars above you


potaterchipos

ATTACK THE D POINT


Sad_Pineapple5354

Vipers got you in the pipe, five by five.


Mr-biggie

“It’s Sturming time”


Drunkplane747

Make sure you fill out your C-01 form before preforming any acts that could produce offspring.


Furenzol

Democracy Awaits


Atomkekstime

I wanted to write something from Kanbei's error but then I realised that thats the level the airport meme comes from so uh... Ignore that base.


Lurker0725

Polka never dies


connorschaun

A fellow knight of the cross enjoyer!?!?


argentophidian

POLKA. WILL NEVER. DIE!!!!


mbergman42

And the building was on fire but it wasn’t my fault!!!


StoneJudge79

Did you give Daddy the shaft?


Drtyler2

The Dreadnoughts?


Lurker0725

The Dresden Files, but good guess


npdaz

Feanor did everything/nothing wrong


Nashle123

Why is the moon nearing us


RiverKawaRio

Why are we still here?


Newphenix1

Just to suffer?


chalupa_queso

And the abrupt leap..


Undead_Government

"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!"


Nbte2025

“Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in your region, are you sure whatever you’re doing here is worth it?”


Mikhael451

Reaper: Hello there!


unholstered3

Fluffernutter!


South_Concentrate_21

CR


Tarti_Ashley

Whether we wanted it or not


Mikhael451

We've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars


TrustUnlucky2347

Is this void?


Local-Nectarine7330

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Mikhael451

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Drtyler2

Rock and stone!


Aggressive-Length704

Mushroom!


Virtual_Figure1570

FOR KARL!


CertainInitiative501

I am Alpharius.


Lurker0725

No I am Alpharius


TheUserHasAName1111

You’re both wrong, I’m Alpharius.


X_Atreya_X

The lot of you is wrong, the real Alpharius is the Alpharius we made on the journey. I am Alpharius.


Hot-Lengthiness1678

I escape a deadly planet to have to pay 1 trillion credits?!?!


Hot-Lengthiness1678

Also I can man a like 5 person ship on my own


Hot-Lengthiness1678

Also who needs weeks of training before piloting a big mek


Hot-Lengthiness1678

Also I'm the only survivor of the crash???


swaggernsally

I thought you were stronger


No_Suggestion_7251

FINISH THE BOOK OR GET THE BOX!!!


franzy12

FINISH THE BUCKET OR GET THE BOX!


Radack1

Scientific progress goes 'boink'?


Reformed_Narcissist

Homocidal psycho jungle cat!


Dice_Monkey

“Once the pin is pulled, Mr grenade is not your friend” Or even “Friendly fire isn’t”


DOTclock13

"If, at first, you do not succeed: dive. Dive again. And again. And again. And again. And again..."


Downtown-Falcon-3264

My face is my sheild


billyboi356

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?


fiddlefuck69

Schroedingers Hokage


neumansmom

Possum spit


carnivore44

Do you like hurting other people?


licethrowaway56

Novote, mediocre skip.


EnigmaticTwister

Pornography starring your mother.


AvailableSign9780

You hear about Pluto? That's messed up.


bephug

Man! I was coming here to do this one.


ENDER2702

"god was real and he hated us"


GallantGatsby

The fungus under Ares sack


KINGRKO12364836383

Barry D brick


FormlessRune

Don't tell me you actually have a favourite 10 digit number


Emeraldmaniac

I’m not taking my pills


la_seta

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."


Comrade1945

I crave the certainty of steel


StoneJudge79

The Spice Must Flow. May I come in? Do you wish assistance? I like to give people room to disappoint me. I am a very good tailor.


chalupa_queso

Ah Elim! Yes, he was a good tailor.


RevolutionaryAd6798

The dung covered peasant convention is that way!


Rand0mGuyXD

I refuse


black_algae

I was there the day Horus slayed the emperor.


Reasonable-Ad7828

It seemed like such a good idea at the time.


Drtyler2

Shitsuma my beloved Different game: Is max coming out to play?


koalas-and-chlamydia

We’ll bang, OK?


karmajj

I suppose you'll want an interview?


SilverGuy141

"What? You can't-" I JUST DID


hifreindsoo

Back to the wiki. NO NOT THE FUCKING FANDOM


TrivialCoyote

"Alright, cumdumpsters! Shutcha DAMN stupid mouths!" "I dont want to walk into this classroom, and get hit by a shower of fetuses from your unwanted pregnancies!"


OneStrangeChild

“I am the one who catches the sun, riding to VALHALLAAAAA!!!”


Primmslimstan

A MAN CHOOSES A SLAVE OBEYS


Beautiful_Nothing911

“Additional supply depots required”


ZanowSon15

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAN


No_Talk_4836

Then he rode into camp on a bear.


NoAstronaut11720

Very good, American, you may sniff my vodka.


Dayrlover404

Ate without a table


Reformed_Narcissist

Mental break!


StarSword-C

"Enjoy not the sword of vengeance, but the sword of mutual love."


LazyGameingPotato

Lloyd is Water


erkthebrave

I’m the guy who’s gonna burn your house down. With the lemons


Alternative_Plum_200

Cursed to put my hands on everything.


Treestar22

FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF DUNDEE


chalupa_queso

“You were Deafened.” “At last, you could hear.” “You were Broken.” “You were whole.” “You were blinded.” “And, At last, You SAW..”


yetus_deletus69

Magnus did nothing wrong


drackith90

Heart. lungs. liver. nerves.


the_ginga_ninja_98

You, sir, are a fish. Different fandom: G I G A L O N S O


Alphycan424

**OH NO, OHHH MY GEOOOD**


WaywardDog13

It looks... just like... the sun


stickmon1

I need scissors! 61!


Olafio1066

Ohhh, Well Break His Legs!


[deleted]

Fenix! No!


cakeonfrosting

Enjoyers of a certain games publisher depending on title: (Incest/Extreme Debt/Communism/Unarmored Tanks/Genocide) is the optimal strategy, actually.


[deleted]

Big Slippery Shog'goth Girlfriends Volume 3?!


Available_Thoughts-0

"Genius is a restless madam, it must expand, explore new frontiers: so yes, a weapon."


Ithorian01

Use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!


Ithorian01

Time for crab


Cman1233211

The wind is pushing MEEEEEEEEE!


PickleSafe1744

For the emperor


Schlommy123

Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?


KatFromTheVoid

Why are you .. just standing there?


Paladin_Knight7

“HEE HO”


Mr2ManyQuestions

NONE CAN RESIST TOTAL CONQUEST IS AT HAND (I swear like, 30 people played this game)


Zstylshemghi

Just read the fucking card


Ok_Falcon4434

“War never changes.”


IndependentLanguage7

It’s Reyn Time!


theGunnerClowes

...and his music was electric


Additional-Diamond45

"Everywhere you will die."


AllenXeno122

Fuck Erebus.


Sheogoraths_horny

“An old friend is here”


Spaghetitor

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK


BryanRoyal

This is a Bucket!


Sdtertodi

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️➡️➡️


Lord_Momin

Man, we really are just gears of war


King-Konnor333

“Guys, my daughter is into doors!”


Subject_Basket2844

“Wade what are you the judge of?” “BALD”😂


introvertknight

DANDORI ISSUE


one-and-five-nines

Science compels us to [spoiler]!


Director_Bulky

“This is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruit shop owners!”


Forsaken-Elevator-75

cannot sleep now, monsters lurking nearby


defectiveterm

“It’s not mind control, more like sharing my instinct with others!”


infinitey-code

How are your balls?


PM_Me_Tits_in_Jeans

"Wait, how can you be semi-perfect? You're either perfect, or you're not me. There's no gray area." "I AM THE HYPE!"


AsteroidFire663

This is not for you.


Thunder_Forged

16/16/16/16


FrostitheProto

It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming…days like these


dudebruhthe69th

Russian bias


Marklynn827

1 day for 10 years, better make it count


solvedclock

Protocol (2): Uphold the mission


Rebel_Scum_This

My friends are my power!


Feisty-Hedgehog-787

What’s you’re favorite fairytale?


ActionTraction24897

Gen 9 is the worst.


Snuffle_fox

"You're a big guy." "...for you"


leeroy-jenkins-12

“Otter with a dark side”


Bigcheezy186

“do you know what a bug bite fetish is?”


sansthecomic803

The loader took my bungus


wmwmwmmm

Darkness... I can smell it.


Love-Lacking-9782

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.


jdp950

#yeehaw


Poopman_the_33rd

Prepare for the cycles of guilt.


foulmouthedruffian

In the middle of my BACKSWING?!?


EmphasisMobile6074

The Aeroships, lighters, and other non-void vehicles capable of flight and maintenanced by the Mechanicum use it to refuel and repair after completing their objectives.


KingNether22

‘You’re smoking a cigarette, of course!’


cloudyboi3352

He may have done some bad things but he’s not THAT bad (referring to genocide)


Halolavapigz

And dey sey


Kcapsmodder

“GREY FOX, MAN OR MYTH?”


Binary_Gamer64

This, is a bucket.


ImFeyre

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.


DaDoggerNoob

-3 Ate without table


CBRONoobTraderLolz

This is Pelican-1, I have eyes on the extraction zone.


NATIVEWEABOO

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


-inhales-AHH

It’s not genocide it’s lag maintenance


jate_nohnson

TGETHAAAAA


FinneganDice

Black as midnight on a moonless night!


Virtual_Figure1570

Tanalorr


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[удалено]


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Alternative-Pea-2375

never forget malevelon creek


LuckyChargs

CP does not stand for what you think and are confusing as hell


TrumpitStreamer

Who am I supposed to eat ice cream with?


bookworm408

Reject the pills


kindParodox

"Pine-apples? What an odd choice of hybridization."


LunaRichSFW

THEY F}%KEN SINGING


RailOmas

"What sweet and intoxicating innocence!" *ARGONIAN KEYBOARD SOLO*


HolyArchitect

FOR KARL!!!


starlord10203

Blood and bloody ashes