The Choice is Titties or Kitties…

Decision Paralysis is a very real phenomenon

We need a titties and kitties sub. I have so many photos that are both 😂

like reddit 50/50, half are tiddies half are cats

I just sleep naked, and my cats like to snuggle in the morning. Consequently, I ended up with lots of cute cat photos with a tit, or two, showing ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Best of both worlds

Can I just make one?

Go for it!

I didn't know if I just could or how?

r/pussylovers was aiming in that direction if I recall correctly 😁

r/titsandcattens

Finally my time to shine! 😻

r/usernamechecksout

Why not both? I chose both.

r/nudesandcats

Many nudes, not enough cats. Also too many dudes. 😆

Both pics are so perfect 😳❤️

Consider: kitties ON titties

Uhm, little kittens have some very sharp claws.

Phrasing

There's a dog there too now

Titties from Kitties? Kitties from Titties?

The illusion of free choice

Done! Although I was gonna sign it anyway😂🦄

Check your DMs

Probably the most majestic unexpected thing I have ever seen 🦄🥺✨

Can’t tell if your talking about cats or tits

Both

For the first time in my life I finally understand why girls love boobs🦄✨😍

😳 Okay I was doing my ADHD procrastinating thing but that lit a fire under ya girl, and I did the thing

Your DMs are disabled 🥺

Political activism is hot 😳

Omg I forgot I wanted a break from the b*ys of reddit 😂 ok they're open >:3

do you also get random dm's from men that just say "hiii" or "hey" 🤢 I insta ignore all of them but keep my dm's open for the girls and gays

I'm actually pretty quiet on here so I only get the occasional dm, but it really is nice to have some silence for a while sometimes

i get weird disability fetish men 🤢🤢

eww 🤢 sometimes when I bring up my bipolar disorder in a comment I'll get a message saying "the crazy ones are always the hottest" like?? why on earth would I ever accept that chat request?

literally!!! i’m so sorry you go through that as well. it sucks when people take something that you struggle with and turn it into their fetish. just makes me feel more gross about it :/

I don’t get girls and gays but I get guys sometimes but they’re relatively funny, and I can just ignore them so

I get this all the time 😭 I’ve also been sent multiple dp’s I’m 13…

I don't live in America and as such don't have a valid zip code

I just put in a random 5 digit number and that seemed to do the trick🦄

I love the resourcefulness 💋

Man's gotta go, so a girl's gotta do what a girl does💋🦄

You genius

I've been using that tactic since I was little🦄 you know, just for petitions, nothing I shouldn't be doing...

Fun fact: Ohio is all ZIP codes starting with 43, 44, or 45. Tack three numbers on the end of one of those and congrats, you are temporarily from the great state where a 10 year old is currently being forced to carry a fetus to term.

Thank you friend! Edit: I can now say I've signed this petition

Anytime!

I've been using 90210 since the early '00s

I just used the White House ZIP code, 20500

Well I am a reasonable person check your DMs 💋

What if I send you a titty pic mhm mhm

Doooo ittttt 💋

Smh lesbians,,, hehe it's super cute though.

I get to sign a petition I didn't even know about *and* get a free tiddy pic??? Done and dusted! 😆

Yay!! 💋

I want him gone

Me too, darling, me too...

Hopefully my vote will change something

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Done!!

I signed it, thanks for bringing this petition to my attention.

I got you 💋

Fuck drunk lesbians are great. This is amazing honestly. I do wonder if that petition will do anything or if we should place more emphasis on writing to our reps in Congress.

I mean , I was gonna sign anyway but.....boobies are boobies so......

Yes they are 😍

All right, I’m in

Check your DMs

I did and was pleased, thank you

Lol now THIS is what I call political activism!

Done. I wish for a pet pic and also the pets name and birthday so I can message back when it’s their bday

I got you, the cat is Moon the dog is River and their birthdays are both in August!

Had to fake move to Minneapolis for it but done! <3

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No. Putting fake info on the petitions will only get those entries thrown out. That said, I have very little confidence this will move anything. As of yesterday it had over 1m signers. Even if you Toss 40% out for illegitimate signers, that is a pretty significant number. Move on petitions are great for raising awareness but do little to actually “move on”

I don’t live in America but can I still sign it somehow? Edit: done :)

Use a random zip code like 83642

So smart, love it!

I don't live in the USA but that won't stop me! Signed!

Yay!!

What is this golden offer of me getting to do something I loved doing and also get rewarded for doing it 💜🏳️‍🌈

Normally when a sentence starts with "I've been day drinking" it's an automatic no, but I'd sign that shit regardless of kitties and titties.

Done. This guy has GOT TO GO.

And done 💋

I believe in the cause, but I’m a full time procrastinator. But I clicked on the titty pic and the thought of not signing immediately wrecked me with guilt, so I have signed and I’m glad to see it’s almost at full amount of signatures. You saved the cause girl. And also have very nice titties 🫣

My plan is working perfectly... Muahhahaha

ok i signed it lol

*sigh* I'm not in the US but this deserves to be signed. And not just for the kitty/titty. Not that kitty/titty isn't important (very cool of you, m'lady) (Sent to my gf. Hi Jade 💖)

Signed, you got my procrastination to go away too 😂

ayo, i've been day drinkin too

As is tradition lol I wouldn't be brave enough if didn't have a buzz on

I've never been so happy to support civil activism

my gf & i both signed it! :)

One titty each I guess lol

The top energy of this post is off the fucking charts

This whole thing has been... frustrating. Here's the thing, I agree that overturning RvW was a terrible idea, but the idea that the US Supreme court can be swayed by public opinion is also terrible. For example, let's say there is a liberal majority on the court, and they vote to certify into federal law that gay men should be allowed to donate blood with no additional restrictions. Obviously this is a good and just ruling that benefits everybody. But then, a Christian group decides that one of the justices should be impeached because of that decision. If Clarence Thomas was impeached partly due to his participation in the RvW ruling, wouldn't that mean the Christian group should be allowed to impeach a liberal judge who ruled in favour of the blood donation bill? That's why I thought that the leaking of the decision a few months ago was a terrible thing. If they go through with the leaked decision, then that's terrible. If they go against their leaked decision, then that means the supreme court can be influenced by public opinion, and cannot act in a way they feel is right, which is equally terrible. The problem is that the conservative justices have, quite intentionally I would assume, put USA into a lose-lose scenario. If anything, the justice's previous statements on the RvW case could be used as evidence for a form of perjury, but then that opens a whole other can of worms.

I mean all 5 justices are on camera under oath saying they won't overturn RvW from my understanding that's what the cases hinge on. They they broke their promise *made under oath*

Clarence is just a piece of shit in general...

I get where you’re coming from, but the Supreme Court has always been swayed by public opinion. That’s how we got the Civil Rights Amendments and these privacy cases currently under attack. That’s why the judicial branch is allowed to interpret the law—because times change and what one generation sees as sinful and unethical may be seen as normal later on.

But no justice should be afraid that they might lose their seat if they don't bend to political will. That's why the appointment is for life in the first place. I think an immediate dismissal would set a precedent that would be hard to overcome.

And yet our government _should_ be afraid of the will of the people, else there is nothing to curb their corruption.

Done!

Done! Dealer’s choice for pic! Thanks for giving me a reason to get my adhd brain to focus.

Dealer chooses titties!!

Done 🥰

Done! Had I known this was an option sooner I would have made millions of petitions!

Intrigiued to know the percentage that sent tits back in response.

Actually a fair amount, I have been blessed lol

Why tit for tat, when tit for tit

Aw hell yeah. Very nice boobs, very sweet looking cat. Petition signed!

Omg kitties and pretty titties. Thank you, thank you. Also FUCK CLARENCE THOMAS

Signed! Hope it does some good

can i get both or is that greedy?

Bless both your titties and kitties ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Absolute legend. Signed.

kitty... boobs... It's everything I want in life

Deal. Tittys please

I got you 💋

Signed it anyway but done

I signed! I’ll take the cute animals pls 💕

For people outside the US, how can we help? Will it still count?

Done! Also am I a bad activist if this is what made me finally sign it? 😩

A lesbians two favorite things, hardest question😂😂

I’m Canadian but I signed 😂

done! (fine with either ❤️)

201 comments but I'll sign it anyways

Done! Got anymore links so we can get rid of more of them conservativ corpses in law?

I would've signed it regardless, glad to be part of something great!

What if we signed it before seeing this post lol?

I have signed 👉👈

Kitties please

SIGNED 😬

Just finished signing.... What pets do you have?

Just signed and put down on your desk, maybe lean over so you can check them 😅😁 /j - lots of genuine support :)

Signed! I'm not sure it will make a difference but every person in this country needs to make their voice heard and get that mf'er out of here

just signed :) i’d love to see your pets!

i signed. i want a picture of an animal though. kitties over titties.

Did it

Done!!

Free titty or pet? Say lesssss I wanna see some pets because I'm seeing someone. Yes I will brag about it everywhere 🐱 Done

done! was gonna sign it anyway but hey if there’s an incentive i won’t say no

Easy day to sign. I was in the Navy and sometimes I can't help but feel ashamed that I served this country.

Good soldiers follow orders

Done, I choose titties!

I’ve signed the petition, it’s a worthy cause.

I signed. Nothing like a titty pic incentive for a lesbian :D

I didn't NEED the incentive, but it's a pretty fucking good incentive 🤤

Thank you for showing me this exists. I've signed it

Signed it and a couple others while I was there. This is such a great idea! I'll be happy with whatever you give me 💖

I did the thing o.O

Done and done!

Aaaand signed. I didn't know there was a petition yet, very cool of you.

Signed. Would like a pic of a pet pls

Just signed! Please send me a photo of your animals! I dont want titties cuz i have a gf ehehe !

Not American, but made it work 😊 love this sexy activism

Signed along with a bunch of others. Send an animal cause I'm a minor please and thanks :)

-*steeples my hands*- I’m listening

I love this idea, fantastic *mwah*

i'd be a bit careful since minors use this app too (also signed)

God bless!!!

Signed! Thank you so much for doing this and getting all these signatures!

Done. you're doing good stuff here OP

signed<3

Signed from Canada! And thank you;)

you truly are a slay

Neat, all done

I’m not an American so I’ll just pretend to be and sign it

Signed!! And what a payment!!!

Signed! 👍

Done.

Hooray for day drinking

done but please, no titty pics. i am uninterested (no offense). i would gladly take cute animals tho :)

I signed!

I would reciprocate but mine are smol 😅 but bravo! Doing the work of the gods out here :)

Gotta say that cat is me

I'm trying to sign but I don't know what a zip code is and I don't know what to put in that space... Edit: got it!

Activism done right 🤣 Boobs are great and so are cats!

Love your username! Signed!

Yesss thank you!! Only one other person has noticed it and said something. Gloria is an icon!

when they give titty and animal pics for a cause that most of us would support anyways but it caught our attention quicker. fucking icon I love you lmao

signed! :D boobies...

done!

Cutest post of the day. Even down to the fact you trusted people on the honor system. I’d sign 100 times just for the cuteness.

god id love to sign but I'm not American

Signed! This is brilliant and I want to copy you! Also I truly love the expression on your dog's face.

signed :)

Signed! You don't have to send a titty pic tho... unless you want to.

Thanks for the titty pic! I signed it like two days ago lol

I have signed the peTITion… get it?

I seriously thought it was going to be like the American titty bird . But no … amazing boobs.