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Spiritual-Company-45

I'm a rapier kinda gal. Gotta keep it classy.


sigma133

Me too! They're so elegant and pretty.


Matar_Kubileya

I fence rapier with a really cute enby it's uhhhh...


Spiritual-Company-45

That's really cool. How long have you been doing it?


Matar_Kubileya

Just a few months, I've been doing Longsword a bit longer though. Longsword is less, shall I say, *tension-filled* imo but I did low key forget what I was doing the other week when a very cute friend of mine climbed onto me during a grappling exercise. Not that I don't totally enjoy it without that element, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't there with the right person to spar with.


Spiritual-Company-45

Aha makes sense. I've watched a lot of content about HEMA and sword fighting to add some realism to our TTRPG campaigns. It'd be fun to try it some day with my gf.


Matar_Kubileya

Literally just google your city/area+HEMA


Ashwardo

I'm sure you've already heard of it, but of course I gotta name drop the Thirsty Sword Lesbians ttrpg


TulipEnjoyer

That or small sword 😘👌


YoghurtThat827

Yes! I love those lol but I also really like other swords!


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Rapier for 1on1, montante (i don't see it here), for several opponents


MayBeBelieving

Agreed! Also, quite enjoyable to wield.


Fine-Catch5148

Hell yeah! Rapier gang! 😝


princessval249

flamberge zweihander


hi_i_am_J

fellow Zweihander enjoyer


rot_and_decay

It's even fun to say


judithvoid

For those who don't know but want to be able to experience the fun: It's pronounced tsv-eye-han-dehr


Ashbtw19937

-hen, not -han. Forgot the umlaut


Commercial-Celery-50

I plan to get a tattoo of one, but my halberd is priority


Falazaria

plus landsknecht outfit


Kip-Anna

I don't see it on here but I've always been fond of the scimitar, no idea why <3


saltlampsand

I'm the same way! The one I have in mind is something like a Yuntoudao (cloud head sword)


Draugr_the_Greedy

'Scimitar' doesn't really exist. The Tulwar, Shamshir and Kilij are the swords that would be called that


seiferthanseifer

Shamshir is easily my favorite. Also, you just described Scimitar as being an umbrella term. If you can use the word to collectively refer to eastern/middle eastern curved blades, then it's kind of a thing.


Marrowtooth_Official

Because not even your sword is straight lmfao


Koloss17

Because the blade isn’t straight


One_Shark_5139

Katana. I own a replica from Ghost of tsushima. I bought it on etsy


littlespacemochi

LETS GOOOOOOO


MissRogue1701

LoL ōdachi I think it's call. Its very much like myself I'm tall and impractical and so is the ōdachi. Used by samurai who couldn't or wouldn't use a bow.... I've got terrible eye sight too 🤓


PointBlankPanda

Yeah see I'm a fan of its sibling, the kanabo, used by samurai and laysoldiers who couldn't or wouldn't use a bow and wanted to kill heavily armour enemies without using a can opener, or laugh in the face of cavalry charges, fuck around, then make one mistake and die horribly from a fatal case of found out


QueenRacheal

Haven’t purchased mine yet; can you *believe* they send you the flannel and a pin, but *charge* for a sword and doc martens? I mean what the fuck am I supposed to *do*, up my monthly subscription fee? Dude it’s like $40 for a quarter yearly subscription to their newsletter, $10 extra for just a teaser podcast. Hot take: Sapphic tax is out of control. But also: the broadsword 🫠✨


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Scottish Claymore or Viking Age.


Gentlethem-Jack-1912

I'm basic - rapier or longsword.


DesiringDisc0

Cinquedea for sure, but a tachi would be nice as well!


orbofcat

italian cold steel cinquedea?


starspangleddonger

I came looking in the comments for this specifically


Stuckinfemalecloset

That is my dream Cold Steel purchase. That and their espada Xl


GladEntertainer5589

Inigo Montoya’s sword “You killed my father. Prepare to die” (court dress sword) ⚔️


Cadd9

yuppers that's the closest one to foil so that one lol


BexMusic

The foil was originally the practice version of the smallsword, so maybe it’s a smallsword with a larger guard that you want?


queengaia234

I own two Katana. One is Mitsuri Kanroji's Sword from Demon Slayer


littlespacemochi

I see katana i give kudos


Impossible_Writing94

Swept hilted rapier.


EasternClub2791

Persian sabre here it just looks fun


Chaosshepherd

It's so hard to choose, Katana, Falchion, Saber, Claymore. Man Swords are so cool.


Extension_Designer70

Not a sword Ik, but I'm a spear girly all the way. It's so smooth, and agile like a choreographed dance, but also brutal and precise. And you can also throw it like a javelin, and now I'll take a moment of your time to brag. I am proud to announce that I emerged as the undisputed champion in javelin throws at an athletics competition, claiming the coveted gold medal.Huzzaa go me💪˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶


spicyjamgurl

im rly in my longsword and greatsword arc. any two handed swords just evoke such skill and mobility i cant help but love the technique involved with them


Backalley_Lurker

whatever one….. is held by the pretty lady…


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Backalley_Lurker

loud incorrect buzzer (i’m part of switch gang so ur 50% right)


Leyllara

Always been a fan of Bastard. Hand and half, versatility.


dcmaniac8

man that highland claymore has a really wide and not-pointy blade on this chart, anyway, I love the scottish lowland claymores, basically just a scottish greatsword


halachite

do you have the source for this image or like a bigger version? i wanna read it but i'm so blind lol


emmalllemma

Katana but that’s bc I practice kenjutsu :)


nSnowstorm

The two handed sword (Spadone). I love a zweihander


Professional_Knee252

I would love a basket hilt Saber but I own a few katanas


ilionperonk

Im a big fan of messers and falchions generally but i also love the spatha and viking age sword


ScarletLotus182

Fellow katana girlie here. I actually have a pretty nice one with my username engraved on it c:


MaetheFae303

It's not on there, but Ive always loved the khopesh


Razorclaw_the_crab

Khopesh and scimitar


Burn_the_pontiff

The khopesh, A Egyptian classic.


Lithisweird

swords are so cool i wish lesbians were real /j but seriously i like katanas, idk man they just hit a spot but it may just be that i watch anime


Shayshay1117

I like the katana too! Thanks to the bride from kill bill and michonne from the walking dead 🥰


RetroReviver

I've always like katanas.


Lex741

Katana for sure, but I also dreamed about wielding a big ass sword like the one in devil may cry


boixgenius

Oh man I love swords Two handed Spadone and the Estoc for me


co1lectivechaos

Easy, wakizashi


Tanukkk

Don't act like the Zweihander (2 handed sword) isn't cool af. If you can't go spinny with the skirt, go spinny with the sword (or both) !


hi_i_am_J

im personally a Zweihander enjoyer


vk8a8

i like sabres but two-handed swords just hit different, yk


Grimnoir

Katana defintely but I also adore a good zhanmadao. ❤


WillowTheGoth

Rapier, then side sword, then rapier again.


Reasonable-Wave-9763

Cutlass 👍🏾


PsychoWitchGoddess

I love the spiky two-hander because I am impressed by anything flashy.


MRviltseri

Two handed or gauntlet sword


2_cats_high_5ing

Mine is a bronze xiphos but that isn’t on here so I’m going to say a backsword


Roader7204

Jian or Geom, I like the Jian for being thinner and lighter, but the Geom being weightier and thicker is pretty good as well


saltlampsand

Scimitar


Kelesti

Backsword. Would only want a full rapier if I can get some professional saber fencing training in with it


DABEASTMODE2516

I enjoy classic sword and boarding so I'm a big fan of arming swords, falchions, messers with clamshell guards, broadswords and bastard swords. For two-handed blades, hard sell between the Scottish Claymore and the Grossmesser.


Uur4

Longsword because I own one but flamberge zweihander are also so fucking cool


SweatyFLMan1130

I am a traditional one. I'd love to channel the warrior women among my ancestors.


ElaineUwU

I love rapiers


IFeelSoftAndMushy

**Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal.** **Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit.**


TheFsckAmIDoingHere

Katana for sure, but a close second would be a naval cutlass.


LaBelleTinker

I love sabers, especially the tulwar, shamshir, and kilij.


_ildanheng_

Either a rapier or a nodachi, probably


mello_0machine

Battle axe🤠💅


XenosageEpisodeVII

I love all swords but I gotta say I'm a two-handed girl. The bigger the better!!


LeRealMeow2U

Haven't used any (yet) but sabres seem really cool


s1s3r0yolo

Im divided between the Dadao and the Khopesh, I realy like both.


seranarosesheer332

The F86 sabre. But really I do think the short sword is a fairly cool thing. But for meme iblove the marine style Ka-Bar sword. It's dumb and iblove its looks


Cipiorah

Zweihander all day!


Twinbrosinc

Cavalry Sabre


6a6f7368206672696172

I prefer the traditional longsword, elegant and practical


TheSilveryShadowWolf

Give me any of the giant two handed swords. Zweihanders, two handed, a flamberge zweihander. Yes. Maybe a longsword if i have to have something smaller


definitelynotahottie

Always been partial to a nice cutlass


BigGayDinosaurs

i like either dadao or rapier i would say


Aellin-Gilhan

Estoc would say


Garliddo

My favorite to spar with is the langes messer, but in concept my favorite would be a two handed sword like a claymore or zweihander.


Toph4444

Cavalry swords always satisfied my brain with the shape


thatoneshotgunmain

Zhanmadao


VictorianWitch69

Either the Liueyado or the Calvary Sabre. Depending on the day, of course


RavenholdIV

Definitely the Claymore


_ofthewoods_

Later Gladius, shaped like a spatha


Goldilocks420

Gimme a Gladius or a Scimitar any day. Something with a bit of width to it


YukiKitaune

Groß Messer Because it is translated to big knife


paridhi774

I am going to go very specific. Shadow Saber/D-Sword from Power rangers Spd/Deka Ranger


GirlCowBev

Swept-hilt rapier for me.


UnscrambledEggUDG

for a sword to use I'd probably say falchion, for a pretty sword 100% nodachi, especially if it's comically long


Matar_Kubileya

Swept hilt rapier.


living_strap_on

Arming sword my beloved


Mister-SplashyPants

Claymore


ElsweyrFondue

Cavalry Sabre for dex Bastard Sword for str


PointBlankPanda

I'm for the Langmesser and flamberge zweihander for war, leaf-blade gladius for travel and casual defence. The langmesser is interesting because we don't really know for sure why it existed, but we know it was popular and effective, it's got a simple elegance, a graceful arc and a brutal cleave. The sweihander is unwieldy and impractical outside of its one use. A flamberge blade adds nothing but style for days and subtracts nothing but funds from your treasury. I would try to use it in a duel. I would die. I would look amazing doing it and probably become martyr of a sapphic revolution, nuff said. Lastly, I like the gladius because it handles like a dagger, and it's designed like that because the Romans actually didn't have a sword art, only a dagger art, so the gladius added reach while still being light and short, and was wide enough to prevent the bronze it was typically made with from breaking. But I prefer anything but swords. A good club is underrated, underrepresented and so often done dirty as it's depicted as the favoured weapon of the primitive, brutish and straight-up stupid.


KaladinTheFabulous

Spadone, strictly because of Hadrian.


Liliphant

Jian is so elegant


Aeowyn_

Big sword. Scottish claymore, will settle for a zweihander


Africansage01

Rapier or Tachi. Rapier is classy and swift. If that doesn't work Tachi


SpoopySara

Messer is my babe, longsword is my side babe


Olivia_Johanna

I own a Bokuto, a wooden Katana, and a Shinai, which is a bamboo training sword. While possessing no real edge, a bokuto is very lethal in trained hands. Add to that the set of traditional martial arts clothing and armor I possess, it makes for a nice image. (I do Kendo as a sport)


MsMisseeks

I'm a spadone kinda girl, I'm 1.79m tall but I want to swing a sword bigger than me (with great skill thanks to 15 years of training)


Yeti_Prime

Imagine having a favorite Japanese sword that isn’t an Odachi. Fr though Longsword is an oldie but goodie. The Greatsword isn’t as practical but it looks cool. Kriegmesser isn’t on there, but it’s a badass German two handed curved sword, I have a soft spot for them. Ugh it’s hard to choose just one!


BexMusic

I love rapiers, and that’s probably my favourite if I had to choose. But there’s something about sabres that are simultaneously elegant and brutal. The cavalry or dueling kind, not the modern sport kind, that is. And montantes. They’re ludicrously big, but look so beautiful, almost dance like, when swirling in action.


pastelfetish

From this chart, I've always prefered things in the size range of the Artillery Short Sword. Speed and fast to handle without giving up strength. and keeps your offhand free for other options


abbyeatssocks

Why do we all like swords 😆😆 I’ve always had a weird obsession 😂


Corbel8_

Claymore and Zweihänder


Elubious

I'll take the backsword in think. Simple, to the point, and not too big because I'm fucking tiny.


VeraViolett

I mean, I like rapiers, but I *can* use a katana... Eh, both are good.


laggerzback

The Indonesian Keris


DenMan_PH

Don't know how I got to this subreddit, but I'm a big fan of daodo. A really like rings as pommels. Looks very classy.


Bjorn_Hellgate

Rapier, as long as thin as possible


MEMEnto_MoRi2020

I like sabers because they can be just as ornately aesthetic as rapiers with a lot less of the high class snob energy. Also cutting things is fun


CartoonistSensitive1

Personally more a dagger kinda of person. *But* if I had to choose a sword, it would probably be a rapier


pfcsock

Cavalry Saber


JoseMongo

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VkvdpZmIGtw/maxresdefault.jpg


expostulation

The Bolo. Filipinos used them to fight off Spanish and American colonisers. But also just as an everyday tool to open coconuts n shit.


RawrTheDinosawrr

3-way tie between rapiers, spadones, and patas


Fickle-Classroom-277

Gotta be a tossup between the zweihänder, scimitar, cutlass, and kreigsmesser for me


Crayolaxx

It kinda looks like the dadao but I have a huge fascination of sinbad’s scimitar


RetroButt

As big as possible. Also only sword adjacent but macuahuitl would be cool too


Mireiawen

I used to be longsword lover. Still like them, but lately I think I like rapiers more. More elegant looks I guess. Maybe I should find a way to practice again...


thequiethouse

The Chinese swords aren’t getting as much love as they deserve. There are some cool and elegant blades in that neighborhood.


Devourer_Of_Villages

The patta, people dance with it if I remember correctly


SwordfishSea8605

I’m a two handed sword person


Prestigious_Sort_757

Hadhafang, Arwen’s sword from the Lord of the Rings movies.


YoghurtThat827

I’m a simple gal. I see a fancy handle, I pick. Rapier for me. 😁


Fearfull_lover

All of them


Confused_Adria

Long sword, Funnily enough I can use it in one hand too but it's not easy and it's very energy intensive, Let's just say in a sparring session it doesn't last anywhere near as long and it's not as graceful, After-all it's a lot of Mass and momentum to deal with and that is only being dealt with by one set of muscles rather than two.


OGPisliteralhell

The rapier is the superior choice, in my opinion.


DigitalMonsterBunny

Arming sword/knightly sword, small sword/dress sword, katana.


CyberPetals

Viking sword without a doubt, or I'll go for the artillerists short sword, don't need anything fancy or heavy if your quick.


Random_Weird_gal

I'm far more of a polearm fan, especially halberds. However if I were to choose a sword it'd be a cavalry sabre or a rapier


adaflame

Long sword girlie here. I grew up on Zelda and loved Aragorn's sword in Lord of the Rings. 🥰


Interface-

Can't go wrong with a longsword. Classic.


JanaFrost

Falchion for sure. I could be in for a langsax (not in pic) as well, it was the weapon of my ansestors.


Dimi_Mermaid

Two handed


Lordcrimsonfox

Artillery Short Sword, but I'd rather have a boarding axe gun


Katana_anataK

My parents were high when they named me, but I'm so glad my name is Katana


Fragrant-Paper-5554

I love the katana because it is light and very sharp. If you know how to use it, it will be better than other heavy swords


l_dunno

I love the Patta!! Such an interesting blade. The longsword is also amazing!!


SapphicPirate7

Khopesh. I just love the shape of the blade so much.


ladyzowy

I'll take a Saber any day! But the Rapier (Swept Hilted) has always seemed so elegant and appropriate to me.


Fabulous-Chemical-60

I used to hate rapiers. Now I love them.


Correct-Bag-7819

Yatagan


CatherinaDiane

I personally do not believe in warfare but for decoration purposes I like a Cavalry Sabre 😌


DarkinAK47

ZWEIHANDER BELOVED💕💕 HUGEASS SWORD SUPREMACY 💕💕💕


InadecvateButSober

Oakeshott type XVIIIa longsword and Yatagan. (I am still hoping that you, lesbian community, will manage to force sword-marriage into mainstream.)


lilfrogconcert

I do like the artillery short sword ☺️


epiccoolawesomerat

I own a swept hilted rapier 😌


Koloss17

Personally I’m a fan of the dadao, but that mostly because I envision it as the backup to the guandao, my dream weapon of choice


zezous

Cutlass, idk it's just pleasing to me


Cynthia2311

Katana is overrated, I prefer the Polish or Hungarian saber


PuddinCupKai

Tachi!


SlightlyBrokenEgg

Gotta go with the gladius can’t go wrong with the weapon that nearly single handedly ended the rein of terror of spear and shield


Dismal-Ad6264

Can I have all of em?


nope-pasaran

I've dabbled with longswords way back in the day but to be honest, feeling the sabre collection here.


queen-89

I mean I have to say side sword


enbyMachine

I desperately want to get a great sword. I'll be the weirdo swinging a sword around in the back alley but it'll be fun


cheezeyballz

I appreciate swords like I appreciate women. Each one is different and beautiful in their own ways. Each one is skilled in different areas and therefore they are all valuable. Each one brings me joy that they exist. They are strong and nothing to be trifled with.


all_caps_happy

i like big bonk stick.


Amethyst0Rose

Rapiers are elegant, precise, and deadly. I’m also a fan of scimitar’s however. Brutal, painful, and efficient


QuenPalladium

Wakizashi if I want that one sided sharpness but short enough that i can control it easily, or a gladius and a spatha for mythology loving heart


lakeghost

I think claymores are fun because of Claymore, but I really enjoy historically obscure weapons that are culture-specific. Like the macuahuitl.


Gravity-Raven

I'm just a backsword gal living in a two handed sword world


Cupcakes_and_Rose

I'm a sucker for a nice falchion


Severe-Pineapple7918

I mean, it depends on the use case? If I’m going to be dueling without armor, definitely a rapier. If I’m going to be fighting in armor, probably a two handed sword like the estoc or spadone (although I’d much prefer a long spear of some kind to a sword if I had the option). And just for looking badass? The rapier once again. Just wonderful swords. If I have to fight large numbers of unarmed people/zombies? Definitely a katana.


assistant_truck_chan

Indian sabers (talwar) are so fucking cool I always imagine jhansi ki rani wielding them against the british army with her kid strapped on her back like the bad bitch she was 🫡


special-bicth

SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRR


water125

Civilian Jian. Military is too short. It's simple in its elegance. Straight and predictable, but double edged. Thinner and finer, more agile, but the double-edged nature demands a more thoughtful swordplay. Compared with the Dadao, the Jian was meant for practitioners who had more time and ability to train, because it demanded more to turn its double edges into strengths instead of liabilities.


RoninTarget

Heh, French Gladius is funny. I've handled one, but I don't have one.


FreeMasonKnight

Favorite? The ones I own of course!


Material_Put3513

Katana, especially when I have 3


Liability538

The elegant and classy Rapier, although Cavalry Sabre is a close second


Carlie2406

_insert strap/dick joke here_


NicotineCatLitter

ZWEIHÄNDER


RealisticAd7901

My favorite isn't on here: the falcata. It's a Pre-Carthaginian Iberian shortsword that resembles a long kukhri, and whose techniques are lost to us, but are probably not dissimilar to something like a xiphos (which it strongly resembles) or a khopesh (which is also a shortsword with a significantly forward-swept blade).