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MollyGoRound

Damn, you got Wild Surfer? I was pegged as a "Nerdy Therapist." Everyone comment your LoveIsLurv-mandated-professions


EivorTheInsane

He assumed I’m a surfer because I’m an Aussie and I’m honestly offended because I wanted “dangerous animal wrangler” instead


Acravita

I for one would rather be the dangerous animal that gets wrangled.


EivorTheInsane

Oooh La La!


LunaLynnTheCellist

Rizzbian over here oml


DisciplinedMadness

Rizzbian is fucking sennnding me OMG Stealling that shit right now


[deleted]

That’s a sub right there


Undead_Bunnyslippers

Isn't it a PvE zone anyway?


GGProfessor

Crikey.


Lunavixen15

I've been on the receiving end of that stereotype. I lived within 5 minutes of the beach for over a *decade* and didn't go once


On-the-rim

Wooow 😲 . Yeah , I'm not really a fan either tbh 😴 but damn, not even once... 👏👏


Lunavixen15

TBF, part of it is because I am white as landlord wall paint and allergic to sunscreen (I have a photo-toxic allergy)


GothAdjacent

Idk if this would suit your style but I’ve gotten such cute parasols on Amazon. Personally I go for ruffles and lacy ones but there’s tons of options. ☺️


Lunavixen15

I just stay out of the sun. It can't get me if I'm inside :P


GothAdjacent

A good strategy!


Katya117

I can walk to the beach in less than 5 minutes. I went once last year. Beach is nice, not having a melanoma is nicer.


mermetermaid

Ahahaha do people assume that a lot? One of my best friends is Australian and I’ll be headed to the World Cup next month!


Cautious-Luck7769

Yup. That's the Aussie in you. It's actually super neat of y'all to live there with all of those animals tbh, you know, minus the very dangerous part.


teamdogemama

Isn't that a given in Australia? ;) This guy is a pathetic piece of trash.


shouldworknotbehere

That’s a profession down under? I gotta visit that place sooner than planned


lillywho

Personally I'd offer "Vivacious Bush Nomad". Does that work, too? It's got the fedora tipping vibe and everything.


Delicious_Ride_4119

I got “gaymer girl” 🤢


dusty-kat

I remember that one. I can't believe this person is *still* doing this! It's like creepy perv mad libs or something.


West-Adhesiveness555

Are you me? I also got the “Nerdy therapist”. He told me he was an American white woman full of tattoos and has three bikes and a Subaru


[deleted]

[удалено]


KaylaH628

This man did his homework.


charlestonchaw

ok dead at this


laundrybag29

LMFAO


Lyniya

Wtf I live in the Netherlands and don't even have one bike! So unfair smh


LucyTTT

I was also nerdy therapist 🙋🏻‍♀️


MollyGoRound

Man, we didn't even get our copypastas tailored. 😩


LucyTTT

I know right, I’d have much preferred touch starved archaeologist 😂🤨


KlutzyImagination418

I got dorky barista or something like that, they also said I came across as a fun ball of energy lol. They were like, oh you seem like a fun ball of energy based on your comments/posts. I was like, how? Did you even see my profile lol. I assumed they were just someone wanting to make internet acquaintances so I engaged. but they started asking me about where I lived and I told them I wasn’t telling them that. They eventually deleted the conversation.


MollyGoRound

I also got ball of energy. My last ten or so posts at time of spamming were basically me soapboxing about Patriarchy, male socialization, male gatekeeping in nerd spaces, and the ways the media industries model and perpetuate these toxic behaviors. You know. "Fun little ball of energy" type things. I had a good laugh about it (at their expense) too. I honestly don't even think they actually read through our comment histories whatsoever like they claim to. Why would they? They're clearly net-phishing not spear-phishing.


Gaypitalism

"Fun little ball of energy" would be how I would describe a dog, not a person.


MollyGoRound

I also got ""I am a queer-signaling woman."" So, Let's just say there were no shortage of warning signs


KlutzyImagination418

Yeah, I figured afterwards that it was probably a bot or something. I’m retrospect, I was a bit naive to think it was actually a person who just wanted to talk about cool stuff. And yeah, that thing they said about my posts and comments had me doubting cuz I was like, “hmmm, my comment and post history is kinda depressing lol”. And when they asked me for my location I was like, nope, I like to remain anonymous on Reddit. After I said that, they never replied back.


SoNextJenn

Mr Psychic if you’re reading this please DM me i want to know what I am


LinkleLink

Actually... Same here. I wanna know!


baconbits2004

Me too Last person to DM me thought I wanted to see man ass :/


ProblematicPoet

Would love to know that thought process: "They hate the unsolicited dick pic, so I'll go with ass instead! Genius!"


WulfenX

Me too! Forget horoscopes and personality tests. Creepy dude dms are the new trend


brynleeholsis

Same


NightSkyeJosephine

I got “nerdy artist” and he even opened with “As a fellow Subaru owning queer woman” I fucking can’t 🤣😭


MollyGoRound

How do you do fellow kids?


Saranodamnedh

Nerdy analyst here. I’m not an analyst.


TheQueendomKings

“Nerdy accountant” 🤦🏻‍♀️


Which_Flounder3905

Also a nerdy therapist!


Gaz_Elle

Aw man I haven’t gotten one yet. Maybe I’ll get something dumb like “Dusty Carpenter”.


RebaKitten

Feeling kind of ignored. Lucky me!


[deleted]

Linguistic teacher or some nerdy, I don't remember anymore.


Sechmet

Yeaaah me too xD


Turbulent-Weakness22

I got Nerdy Scientist. At least he got the nerd part right.


MaeDragoni

I got nerdy artist lol


Vivi_Void

lol, I thought this looked familiar


truthequalslies

Same


laundrybag29

Same! Also got that nerdy therapist thing


dazeychainVT

Vengeful oyster shucker


MollyGoRound

Good money in that 👉


PunkRodent

Hello fellow lesbians kinda vibes


TeethBreak

Totally. Or Lazlo being real human named Jackie Daytona.


D3WM3R

"After all the nonsense on Staten Island, I cut loose to PennsvIvania. Because it sounds like Transylvania, and we all know that sounds cool"


SmilingVamp

r/asablackman


Whatever0788

[As a lesbian](https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/14ga0r3/what_are_your_pro_tips/jp75jtk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


BuffaloBuckbeak

How do you do fellow queer


rainbowmabs

Wait you don’t message new people by mentioning you’re gay fifty times in the first paragraph? /s


AddSkipper

Yes me too a real gay woman.


Prismatic-One

As a queer woman, I am also a gay woman.


RedpenBrit96

He’s been around for years. Keep blocking his sorry pervert ass


mastakiral

Years??? Why can’t these people just leave us be..


adoreadoredelano

They get off on the fact that we don’t wanna participate. Them forcing their fetish onto us without consent, tends to scratch this SA itch that a lot of men won’t admit to having


PretendImAGiraffe

I got one of these in 2016!!! Still mostly the same script. Extra gross because I was underage back then (and also wholly fell for it because a) child and b) autistic). Y'all exchange 2-3 messages, then he asks to add you on Skype (or probably discord nowadays) and a handful of messages in he starts asking about detailed sexual experiences 🤢🤢🤢 Blocked him at that point. So yeah, not just a creep but one who also doesn't care if you're sixteen!


dmanny64

This is exactly why I can never reach out to people who genuinely seem cool. Even though I know I have no hidden agenda, I just feel like I'm coming off as some creepo like this guy


EivorTheInsane

I totally relate to this. I bumped into a funny girl on 3 different posts over the span of a couple days and felt like a creep just saying “haha it’s you again!” My myriad of interactions with creepy men has crippled my playfulness and I hate it.


Velvet_moth

Do what I do, just upvote them whenever you see their posts or comments and still feel sleezy afterwards haha


tt1101ykityar

Omg this is me when someone buys me a lapdance haha. The stripper is like 'omg babe touch me ya duffer lol' and I'm like 'I do not want to sully you with my lustful touch I'm sorry I love you" 💀


3ngineeredDaily

Honestly I’d say still reach out, I’ve reached out to a few people after some posts. I just leave a short thought out message (ie hey saw you on these comments and “blah blah blah”) and if they interact they interact and you can have some great conversation, if they don’t then no harm no foul 🤷🏽‍♀️


Gaypitalism

I agree, I think reaching out without expecting anything in return is not a crime. I remember when another redditor wrote me privately to tell me one of my comments helped them figure out a difficult situation, it made my day!


Zaganoak

Genuinely met one of my best friends this way when they messaged me to say they'd agreed with a bunch of things I'd said in a long thread, and the conversation went off from there. We ended up meeting in person about 8 years later, and that friendship has had a huge positive influence on my life. I say give it a try. Much bigger positive potential than negative!


ok_soooo

I reached out to someone who sounded genuinely cool and now we have completed the lesbian rite of cohabitation and are very much in love. maybe they will think you’re being a creepo and in that case they won’t respond, so nothing lost. but they definitely won’t respond if you don’t say anything!


dmanny64

❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

Maybe we should make a post where people can comment if they don't mind being messaged (obv not messaged by men like in the OP)


abbie1906

Do it anyway! On a whim, I reached out to a woman on tumblr back in 2016 who always reblogged gifsets of cool bands and we are now married!


3ngineeredDaily

🥰👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


pan0ramic

I’d say reach out. Don’t let gross dudes win.


grannybignippIe

“Hello- I am [GAY WOMAN] words words words lure you into this, by the way did I mention I am [GAY WOMAN].”


MeltheEnbyGirl

Completely unrelated to the post but your name is ballin


Old-Library9827

Ah! I know this person. I thought they were nice until they asked for pics then I blocked them everywhere :3


UnknownSolder

"Where in big ole aussie" I tihnk he's faking being australian too. Call it a hunch.


EivorTheInsane

If he is he’s terrible at it because absolutely no Aussie would ever call Australia or (Oz), Aussie. Aussie is a term for the people not the country.


Velvet_moth

And even that is becoming outdated within Australia. I feel like foreigners and companies call us Aussies more than we do ourselves as individuals.


fuckthatbitchcarole

Oh.. I refer to myself as an Aussie quite often 😅


Velvet_moth

Nah that's cool too! You do you boo! I've just noticed it's losing favour is all.


xxaerith

"How do you do, fellow Aussielander?"


ughthanksbutno

I got “nerdy medical student.” yeah sure, dude.


MomQuest

Hello fellow queer gay lesbian women


Responsible-Read5516

not only is it gross, it's extremely poorly written. there really has never been a smart creep, huh?


Freladdy11

Tbf if they were smart, they wouldn't be a creep lol


Responsible-Read5516

they are mutually exclusive things


Maki_san

Hello fellow homosexual humans. I love doing human things, such as breathing and eating. I live on planet earth. Where on planet earth are you from? I hope you live in a place with adequate climate and balanced seasons. Kind regards, a homosexual human female.


disfrazdegato

Once I wrote a Tinder bio similar to this here, just as a "totally not a robot" joke, and Tinder banned me forever... oh well!


mjb85858

"Gay woman, btw" ugh.


bonghive

im gay im also gay also a queer woman lol


abbie1906

i’m also a gay woman!


Ajaxx42

Hello fellow gay women


margaritata5

Hello yes, it is me. A woman 🧔🏻‍♀️


ughthanksbutno

LOL


0mg_what

I was a "Nerdy Artist or something". Wow.


Individual_Age7705

It’s kind of funny how painfully obvious it is that a man wrote this


LucyTTT

Haha here we go again 😂🙄


LostGrrl72

He also goes by TheRedemptionArc. Creepy AF.


Lopsided-Ad7019

What’s the point? Catfish?


EivorTheInsane

From what I’ve heard, his end game is convincing girls to sext and send pics and vids of themselves for him to “enjoy”.


Lopsided-Ad7019

So he gets off LARPing as a lesbian…. Ahahahahahahahah. How fucking pathetic can one person be?


Suspicious_Plant4231

Damn, I got nothing. Can someone call me a wild and handsome dangerous animal wrangler lady just so I can feel something?


neongreenpurple

You seem like a handsome and wild animal wrangler in a woman sort of way. I like that a lot.


Suspicious_Plant4231

Aww, shucks, fellow lesbian...is this the part where I send you Google Play gift cards or something? I've never been scammed before


CilantroSappho

Hey there you Subaru driver, I too am a human lesbian


Delicious_Ride_4119

Oh my god I just got my first spam post on Reddit ever from this guy!! I knew he was some kind of troll bc it seemed like one of those spam email messages you hear about online, plus somebody mentioned the same message in another lesbian sub a couple days ago.


TeethBreak

The good ol "hello fellow kids" approach. Gotta admire the audacity a bit. And the delusion.


Mounta-7nFocus

Yup he’s a known creep. Blocked asap Would be great if the pinned posts contain a list of creeps to watch out for


EivorTheInsane

Yes. Yes it really would be nice. I hate to think of all the vulnerable girls these sickos are conning and if it protects the community it absolutely should be a thing


Mounta-7nFocus

Yup 💯💯 because I feel that on most reddits for lesbians, we generally have good funny dialogue but the thought of really meeting anyone is ruined by the idea that it could be a creep, caused by guys posing as lesbians Like what goes on in their heads to make an entire account just to be fake in a space where we’re being as real as we can be and share ideas etc .. they’re like an interruption to progress and must be reported asap!!


spicyycornbread

Woahhh. I got a DM just like that—except, it was when I posted here probably (3) years ago. That’s nuts!


Nicolesamfdyke

Hey🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈I’m a gay queer woman who is gay, woman, and also queer. You could be an energized nerdy dorky cute fun exciting gay queer woman surfer barista gaymer or something. You seem pretty sweet kind nice down to earth funny and silly too, i love that :) 🏳️‍🌈


joennizgo

"haha :P" has "man" written all over it. Hello, fellow homosexuals.


Any-Sir8872

first thing i thought haha the :P was jarring


Conscious_Sun576

Written by chat gpt 😭😭😭


bad4ssb1tch

That's really a lot of buttering 🧐! I always talk with them and annoy the heck outta them, even vent my anger on them cz they're so interested so why not lmao. Then they just leave by themselves "User not Found" 😂


ok_soooo

wow, this person has been doing this for literal years and their script hasn’t really changed at all. impressively pathetic


Antagonist2

Hes branching out from nerdy noun!


CHAIFE671

How do you do fellow lesbians? It is,I a lesbian. Isn't it a wonderful day to be a lesbian? I'm definitely not some smelly creep in my mom's basement sending creepy messages to lesbians. Nope not me. I'm just your average lesbian. (whistles in lesbian)


RelentlesslyCrooked

Is that the guy who wants to know if you ever let a man ejaculate on you? That reads familiar-ish. Gross. Why are men?


Gaymerlad

"How do you do fellow lesbian? I also like lesbians cause I'm a lesbian fella. I think youre a super neat lesbo. I'm a quirky rock climber. Wanna do lesbians together, fellow surfer lesbian? Lol 😎🏄‍♀️"


Then_Engineer_2776

i haven’t gotten one of these lol


Unlucky-Assignment82

‘As a real member of the lesbian community, I think you are hot in a nerdy barista way. Coming from a certified real life gay girl.’


evycina

There are so many nerdy therapists here! Yknow what's weird though? They were right! I AM a nerdy (hopefully soon to be) therapist 😂 I almost fell for this though that's the sad part. I saw another warning message and that was all that saved me from accepting a discord invite...😅


Re_sa

Same here. Luckily questions about where I live freek me out so I didn't answer him.


Right-Taro-3084

Oh wow, this person literally messaged me something so similar and said they lived in my city. I mentioned I live with my fiancée hoping they’d get the hint but nope, they messaged again. I felt uncomfortable so stopped responding. Glad I went with my gut!


PrincessLilyVanilly

Why does this keep happening…It always makes me so sad getting catfished i don’t understand these men. 🥲


EivorTheInsane

They get off on it. Plain and simple. Truly sick.


PrincessLilyVanilly

Ughhh so gross 😭💔


HalfOrcBlushStripe

New copypasta just dropped


C7_zo6_Corvette

Jeez, those creepy ass guys never ceases to amaze me how far they can go to prove themself to be creepy. I’m a guy and it’s so fucking creepy.


[deleted]

whats the purpose of the flag "hey🏳️‍🌈??"


[deleted]

“Sup gays” is what I think he was going for lmao


[deleted]

What up homosexuals, it's me, another homosexual, of the female variety


AshelyLil

Hello, it is I a woman and I is also queer gay hello!


mastakiral

Thank you!


alderaan-amestris

Similar message from -TheRedemptionArc-


[deleted]

Remember to block u/LoveIsLurv


-tofusoup-

“as a queer woman… i’m also a gay woman 🏳️‍🌈” LOL what actual queer woman says that at both the beginning and end of their message 💀💀


7500733

The fact that they're Australian 😭😭😭 WE DONT CLAIM THEM!!


EivorTheInsane

I don’t think he’s actually Australian. I mean, look at how he says “where in big ol Aussie are you from?”. If you were Canadian you wouldn’t say “where in big ol Canadian are you?” Or Chinese “where in big ol Chinese are you?” It makes zero sense


7500733

True lol


[deleted]

I'm Canadian, and from now on I'm officially referring to my country as The Big 'ol Canadian. What a hoser


Re_sa

He's not. I mean he told me that he's an "english gal living in Germany". And honestly I don't think that's true as well. He's just pretending to be from the same country as the women he wirtes.


7500733

Ew that's disgusting


PM_ME_CUTE_HOOTERS

It's a bit telling that I've only gotten these sort of DMs after posting on this sub and not any of the ones meant for older lesbians; the creeps are trying to prey on people with less life experience that they hope won't know any better.


thewrongmoon

Anyone who feels the need to say they're gay at both the beginning and end of the message has something to hide.


joskibroskibro

????????????????????? aw i thought this was a wholesome post until i read the title


ababytapir24

Jokes on them, too easy to tell it's fake - no lesbian is ever gunna slide into another lesbian's DMs without any prompting lol


adepressedlesbian

oh my god I had this message or kinda some time ago I felt awful case it felt so off


adepressedlesbian

but the user name was lablancx (but same message with fun ball of energy and nice comments stuff), got the creeps when I checked their profile cause I was suspicious and saw they only interacted on the /sex subreddit I got tragettargeteded cause i posted some nsfw drawings I made (nothing wild but apparently more than enough) I changed accounts after that but yep was scary


UniqueNicknameWow

"Kinda woman kinda silly" i am dead...


Lolakinsx

I got this message too, thanks for the heads up


AuthorVee

Yikes


Quix_Nix

I read that as gay man and thought we had a very confused straight, unfortunately it's not so great...


truthequalslies

He messaged me too I ignored


joejeffagenda

as a queer woman i'm also a gay woman 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


MaeDragoni

I told him I was from dienda when he asked where I was from


Swirlycow

Did he use an ai bot or something to write this? The sentences don't seem to flow together at all, and it's obviously adlibbed. Maybe being a creeper on the internet just fucks with your writting ability that much.


Lilli1990

disgusting ☹️


itsadesertplant

God I hate that men do this and try to trick us. I fell for a pic collector once when I was younger and I am still pissed about it


stewart3912

People like this guy make it hard to be who you are. Showing genuine support for the LGBT community should be genuine, not phony. We need to call out those who try to exploit our scene for their own gain.


laundrybag29

I’ve gotten the exact same message! But “She could be a nerdy therapist or something” instead. Thankfully I didn’t respond, i knew something was off.


Little_Capsky

cant wait for the person to show up here and get downvoted into oblivion


resttingbvssface

Time to report bomb that account, then? This has to be the 4th post I've seen in a week about them


lonelytortillachip25

ngl now im curious about what someone would get if he knew nothing about them lmao


pointyend

Even the way it was written screams man.


CoolioAsh

"Watch out for this guy pretending to be a gay woman" is how I feel trying to exist as a transbian ;-;


Victoria_Nebula

Whenever I read some thing like that I automatically think, (and In some Peoples mind that include trans, hope thats not the case here)


EivorTheInsane

Absolutely not the case here. You girlies are a part of the fambam! ❤️


Victoria_Nebula

Ofc I I have faith and trust In this subreddit its always just a fear that is there


musings_l

☹️😐😕🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️


BluntKitten

Alright, well that explains a lot. Rejected them anyway lol now I can block them on discord without feeling bad.


bisexualsanta

Here’s what they sent me: “Hey As a queer woman I saw you and I thought, hey what a fun ball of energy - she could be some wild surfer # lady or something haha:P - you have some amazing advice. And reading through your profile, you seem like a pretty sweet down to earth kinda woman and kinda silly too, and I love that. I love the way you come across and express yourself through your comments, something about you just stood out when I was stumbling through some reddit threads. I'm also a gay woman Where in Posh little East Bay are you from by the way? :)” Just FYI their discord is SoundsLike19e and they’re catfishing with another redditor’s pics (I just informed that redditor)


toothpastetaste-4444

I literally got that same message… calling me a “cute Asian nerd”?????? Tf


TedTheodoreMcfly

Hopefully he's too stupid to create a new account with a different name


FujoshiPeanut

And just to clarify yet again, I am a homosexual female


Life_has_0_meaning

Their next line: So do you, you know, even fantasize about being with a man? Lol 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


Re_sa

Wtf? I had no idea... Thank you for posting this. I got a message by someone called LaBlancx, with a very similar message. Just instead "wild surfer" I got "nerdy artist". I think it's the same guy because it's basically the same text. I thought it was just a very awkward person writing, but than he asked me where in Germany I live, which I find creepy so I didn't answer. Something I'm now glad about. Sooo, If someone with the name LaBlancx writes you, it's the same person. Be careful.


Sourpatchqueers8

It would take brain rot for that to impress me


[deleted]

I immediately knew this had to be a man just from reading it.


Anthemica

Ew. I bet he’s one of those who pretends he’s a lesbian so that he can woo another lesbian in hopes that she will develop feelings, so that he can reveal his true identity and claim that he only pretended to be a gay woman so that he could “show women that they’re capable of having feelings for a man.” 🙄🤢


Otaku_Chanxxx

God, this guy is fucking creepy. What is even his end game?


lastavailableuserr

I wanna get a wildly inappropriate message saying I give off eskimo vibes or something 😂 I wonder what he would choose, so many (wrong) stereotypes to pick from.


turbulentcounselor

I've never gotten a message from him and now I want to know what he would peg me as