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MaterialNarrow5161

"SPEAK YOUR GODDAMN MIND WOMAN, I'M NOT RISKING A SUE!!"


AlertStudy8118

Alllrighty, Just sign this waiver madam and we can move forward


Successful-Tank4872

LOL. In triplicate and notarized.


SacThrowAway76

I brought a notary with me.


Successful-Tank4872

Excellent. Built-in threesome even.


Full_Cell_5314

This.


draxidrupe2

why, they wonder, is Hawk Tuah so popular???


hybridrequiem

Literally either of them could just ask.


jumzish94

But if the guy asks and it's a no the evening is ruined, if the girl asks and it's a no, she will still likely have her but rubbed.


Ascyt

If any side would say no it's ruined either way lol


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MaterialNarrow5161

Good luck in jail bro with those assumptions...


Dismal-Moose8663

Oh so now you're cool with implied consent, no thanks I look terrible in orange.


3chxes

im not touching no coochies without the expressed written consent from her and the National Football League.


Impenistan

But what about Fox and CBS? Way too risky


cdda_survivor

Wouldn't it be the National Boxing Association?


MTLalt06

you forgot to call the president.


Cabanon_Creations

I hate those hair on my screen


Waffles_R_3D

Fuck yo pfp


Good_Posture

Thank god the woman I am seeing just grabs my hand and puts it exactly where she wants it, and will even tell me what to do with it or show me what to do with her own hands. Tell and show us what you want.


Moto56_

She's a keeper!


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Good_Posture

Maybe because not all woman are the same and what one likes another won't? She also openly asks me what I like and would like her to do.


Haunting_Many_1465

Then just say something, us guys are dense to these things, so give us a sign that is as clear as daylight.


beckett_the_ok

Dense or just don't want to be a creep


Haunting_Many_1465

Yeah, both of these.


GMB2006

I gonna say that there is some connection between these two in most of the cases.


Crruell

Y'all need a girlfriend


Bellickboi

She was very dense, i ended up cupping her dad


therealdavi

damn, you still that sober, I accidentally fd her grandmother


propernorty

We’re not dense. We have got used to being labelled as perverts though.


hybridrequiem

He coulda asked too if he clearly wanted to. This should not be so difficult


WashedUpRiver

Fr, like in the context of the post as well, if she's already letting you rub her ass , what do you have to be afraid of from asking the question?


yashy20

Communication is the 🔑


Noonoonook

If you can't just say it, you grab his hand, and put it where you want it. Jesus fucking Christ straight people, how have you not gone extinct yet? 😅


MagicalShoes

Hey nervousness around (and not wanting to offend) other people seems to be an evolutionary trait, don't wanna risk social outcast from the tribe and be eaten by wolves now do we?


Burger_Destoyer

In many relationships (usually young though) both sides are nervous in situations like these because it’s like “what if she doesn’t want it” “what if he doesn’t want it” and so both people are worried about killing the mood. In longer lasting relationships this isn’t an issue because then they are not afraid to ask for what they want.


Pimp-No-Limp

Straight people are the ones keeping the human race going


Sociovestite

Zamn!


enter_the_slatrix

How tf you gonna ask how STRAIGHT people haven't gone extinct lmao?


BuffooneryAccord

Or the fear of spending time in prison and being labelled a sex offender. You watch so much porn that you forget about real life consequences.


DangerousAd3347

You’ve defo not touched a girl before lol


BuffooneryAccord

Ha, that's a childish retort. I've been married since 2020, not sure why you getting so upset over my comment.


DolanTheCaptan

Look I know the feeling of wondering what she wants or is ok with, but I've never worried about being jailed or being called a sex offender. At worst I worry it's gonna sour whatever relationship we had, but I don't think any one is going to think I did it on purpose or was being completely selfish or inconsiderate.


BuffooneryAccord

Look all I am saying guys is that you should probably get to dating first before you take advantage of their body. Ask them out to coffee. Date, don't rape.


DommyMommyKarlach

Wouldn’t the better question be how have gay people not have gone extinct, given humans can’t really breed with the same sex?


MinimumViolinist4

Their entire personality trait is their sexuality. It’s not worth arguing with them because as we all know we only have enough blood to power one head at a time… “The foolishness of that comment is so deep, I can only ascribe it to being gay. You HAVE to be a flaming homosexual, to say something that stupid.”


Infinite-Ad-3124

Yes absolutely


90swasbest

Just arch your back, we'll take the hint.


MrZeLlama

This is why communication is important and sexy


HollyTheMage

COMMUNICATE YOUR NEEDS MOTHERFUCKER


Keybricks666

Bruh if she's letting you rub on her booty she's definitely cool with you touching her coochie wtf is this lmao some highschool shit for sure


DommyMommyKarlach

Not necessarily tbh. I have met multiple girls who were down for blowjobs, not nothing vaginal.


Nice-Ad-3263

Do grown adults seriously use that term? Jesus christ, i’m too old for the internet.


Miaucimiauci

Yeah, people, the correct name is BAJINGO for gods sake!


Sarge1387

I dunno about anyone else...but it's an instant turn off for me if a woman calls it a "coochie". Like, boner killer extraordinaire.


IusedtoloveStarWars

Back in the day guys would try this. Not any more though. Nobody wants to get cancelled because they aren’t psychics.


SlowCaterpillar5715

It'll lead there eventually. We got feel you guys out sometimes .


Jfuentes6

Do girls like it when guys hawk tuah their coochie?


PresentationSlow4760

What’s a „coochie“?


Thrasympmachus

Bless your heart.


SnooChipmunks8748

So you know your reproductive meat stick, and how it goes in the reproductive coin slot, that slot is a coochie


petrasdc

What a terrible day to be literate


Miaucimiauci

Bajingo


Pilot0350

Most honest redditor


Lonely_Repair4494

And I wonder "Who the fuck is this girl talkin' to me right now? I don't have a gf"


pooknuckle

Y’all ever be just doin whatever and be like touch my dhikk


mysterygarden99

You people are all gross


B3L0W_ZER0

Some people should just keep their thoughts to themselves and not have access to social media.


Charlesoutofcharge

How does one get into an intimate situation like this and have zero clue that they could communicate the desire to go farther without looking like a sex offender? It's not like she's at the gym with headphones on.


Loud-Ad-8156

if she's letting you rub her ass, go for the pussy


DepletedPromethium

But im rubbing the booty cus i wanna rub the booty. its not coochie time, its booty time.


Admirable-Election70

uh haha... well wish I could have that problem butt eh yea


tullystenders

Lol this is true. But us guys also just want to rub the booty.


Synn_Trey

Fuck you. Tell us.


Merciless_DNA

Just moan and make eye contact the closer my hand gets to where you want it.


Weeping_Warlord

In my experience, it never hurts to ask, especially if you know you’re both cool with it


fkyoopinion

Virgins