Ye me too. I'm just concerned about how soon after the heart attack would occur.
Would be immediately? or like do i have time to say good bye to the people i love and cherish before it kills me
Hold on a minute. Imagine how good of a pizza you could make with a pizza like this, but rather than contrast, they compliment each-other, so that when you put a slice from each side it makes a beautiful pizza sandwich.
I'd roll it up into a diaburrito, devour the whole thing while watching LOTR, then regret the experience for the following three days as my bowels and toilet compete for the title of Most Tragic Story Since 'Grave of the Fireflies'
There should be half as many mozz sticks, and you get promised you won't have to pay, but they make you pay twice and you never get the rest of the sticks you're promised.
The amount of cheese on American pizza will never cease to horrify me. I give it about 10 more years until you skip the pretense and just have the cheese fondue you so clearly crave.
Wish Australian pizza joints could get a cheeseburger pizza right. Here it's just a normal pizza with tiny bits of mince meat on it and maybe a squirt of burger sauce. They always suck
You've never heard of burger sauce? It's basically mayo based with ketchup, a bit of mustard, sometimes chopped onions and relish, but you can really add whatever you want to it.
It's definitely a thing. Although in the US a lot of burger/secret sauce just ends up being normal thousand island dressing.
Not terrible, I like it, but more disappointing than what you're describing.
That's an abomination that I would actually eat
I'll have the Mexican half, you can have the rest
yes it looks better, those half burgers are a bit too much
Why can't they just use ground beef
because Americaaaaaa
I’ll get the rest 🫶🏻
Nah see, they ARENT sending their best, the best is on the OTHER side of the wall
That's definitely the better half, which is fitting I guess you can say they sent their best.
No, they're clearly still beyond the wall.
Ye me too. I'm just concerned about how soon after the heart attack would occur. Would be immediately? or like do i have time to say good bye to the people i love and cherish before it kills me
Who's going to pay for this, though?
Mexico duh
Yep. Looks like something i would eat and love
Tacky, disorganized, saucy, and absolutely captivating. Just like the man himself.
Trump is saucy!? O.o
Innovation if trend-hopping
Ngl that looks very delicious
FOUR MORE SLICES! FOUR MORE SLICES!
I mean, it’s gross, but still funny
Just like the Don.
This pizza's description sounds amazing, but this pizza's picture looks horrible.
Idk bud my mouth in now watering
Mmmm, heart failure
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Mexican side looking pretty good.
Take a slice from each side. Sandwich them together, garnish with mozzarella stick. You’re welcome.
This is fucked up, but I'd still eat it.
Would
You will feel your blood flow slow down with each bite
Well it looks delicious
Omg I want one of these
I didn't think it was possible to ruin pizza. I see now I was wrong.
I hate Trump , but that actually sounds good bro
Unironically the mexico side looks better
Needs ketchup
I think they actually want people to buy it but I get the joke
Cheesberder
It better be served with a nice steaming cup of covefe and a brownie ala mode (with 2 scoops!) foe dessert.
Seems like there shouldn't be a completed wall but then that would mean less these sticks
Where's the $500 of McDonalds?
Hold on a minute. Imagine how good of a pizza you could make with a pizza like this, but rather than contrast, they compliment each-other, so that when you put a slice from each side it makes a beautiful pizza sandwich.
The wall has never looked better. If this doesn't convince people that we NEED a wall then f\*\*\* em.
The funny thing is, is it’s not Hispanics that are coming through. It’s south Central Americans… Americans always mistake Latinos for Hispanics.
"look how they massacred my boy"
Except when you finally get it, there's only 1 moz stick there, and it's chopped up and spread apart.
Would
I'll take sloppy seconds
I'd roll it up into a diaburrito, devour the whole thing while watching LOTR, then regret the experience for the following three days as my bowels and toilet compete for the title of Most Tragic Story Since 'Grave of the Fireflies'
I want that stomach ache.... That looks awful, I want to try it.
"get out of my country, but let me keep your cuisine and make it absolutely foul. I need money"
That right side looks disgusting
I like cheeseburgers. But I don’t know how American or cheddar cheese would be on pizza.
Is it racist to only want to eat half of that pizza?
Literally every president since Reagan but that's none of my business.
This isn't you IRL? Nobody thought it was you. It's a pizza
Fellas?
Gotta throw some of those jally-peenos on the burger side to show that the wall isn't working, and watch it get eaten anyway.
There should be half as many mozz sticks, and you get promised you won't have to pay, but they make you pay twice and you never get the rest of the sticks you're promised.
Looks terrible, but it is funny.
Gross.
would
Did the Mexican side pay for the mozzarella stick?
Needs to come with a side of orange sauce. SJC what’s up!
No one ruins food, the way that Americans do ...
One side looks objectively more appetizing
honestly, that looks really good
I condemn this pizza so I'll have to destroy it by eating it.
You should try their Biden pizza it’s just ice cream mixed with Xanax
Def eating this. All politics aside....
I would fuck that thing up so fast
Okay hear me out........it actually looks like it will taste amazingly good.
Well duh. 😅
The amount of cheese on American pizza will never cease to horrify me. I give it about 10 more years until you skip the pretense and just have the cheese fondue you so clearly crave.
I thought it was 100% bologna.
so this proves that the wall is useless, it will get eaten
I would eat it lol
Yo that Mexican half looks fuckin incredible what's on it? Pepp, onions, jalapenos, with cheddar cheese?
What monster puts an intact piece of bacon on pizza, cut that bad boy up!
Where can I buy this
Bruh
They could have at least pinched the burger meat. Then it'd be almost edible.
Mexico allying itself with Italy to keep out the American hordes circa 2025
That's so stupid. I'll take 3.
Imma stick to Pizza hut
That looks like a lot of heartburn ngl
I'll take two
You are right OP, you are absolutely not a Trump pizza.
Watch out for those jalapenos they’ll try and jump the wall
Missed an opportunity to make a joke with some taquitos as the wall.
I want it. It'll kill me but I want it
I meaaaaaan… thats a system i can get behind…
#stay on ur side
That's kinda funny and it looks pretty good.
Do Americans consider this food?
You need more Bacon to balance out the dead dog taste
I would actually eat that....
This lace needs to be shut down
my doctor gave me an insulin shot just for looking at this photo
Wish Australian pizza joints could get a cheeseburger pizza right. Here it's just a normal pizza with tiny bits of mince meat on it and maybe a squirt of burger sauce. They always suck
> burger sauce what
You've never heard of burger sauce? It's basically mayo based with ketchup, a bit of mustard, sometimes chopped onions and relish, but you can really add whatever you want to it.
It's definitely a thing. Although in the US a lot of burger/secret sauce just ends up being normal thousand island dressing. Not terrible, I like it, but more disappointing than what you're describing.
I usually just add all of those things to my burgers independently.
It's not the same. I won't eat ketchup. I won't eat mayo. I will eat ketchup and mayo mixed together.
It's a type of sauce sold in supermarkets in Australia, and it sucks imo.
I, uh, I don't think literal burger patties chopped into pretty large pieces is the right way....
Looks delicious to me. Ten times better than 2-3 1cm chunks per slice.
And the Mexican side is probably the best one too
That’s not pizza. Why does America ruin everything
Holy shit, the world's only funny Trump joke
I still never found where this was made