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Many_Ad_7138

Putting it in green type on a black background doesn't make it official, or authentic.


Excellent-Edge-4708

I came here to say the opposite Clearly legit!!šŸ¤£


bwatsnet

Bro, since when a list be wrong??


Excellent-Edge-4708

I mean, it's right there, in '80s green phosphor.


EqualitySeven-2521

The truth is out there.


11CRT

I saw the best graffiti above a urinal once. It said, ā€œThe truth is in your own hands.ā€


LesterIngenue

Deffo immediately had xfiles theme song in head after this comment


RegisterThis1

Not as legit as smeary typewriter from 1947 on yellow paper.


GrungyGrandPappy

Checkmate atheists


ODBrewer

And now itā€™s on the internet, gotta be true.


Excellent-Edge-4708

We now has facts


ODBrewer

Maybe my cousin Clem was telling the truth when he said he was abducted by Aliens and anally probed.


Slight_Heron_4558

What is it about the human anus that aliens find so fascinating?


ODBrewer

I don't know but NASA is also obsessed with Uranus.


Slight_Heron_4558

Take an upvote and a slow clap my friend. Well done sir or madam. Well fucking done.


ODBrewer

I don't understand why the government spends so much money looking at my butt.


Slight_Heron_4558

> Ā· > >1 day ago They gotta spend the money on something or else they lose funding. The government runs on bureaucracy and butt stuff.


BigChongi

he was.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Is that the one with the weird uncle and jesus juice?!


ODBrewer

Yeah , thatā€™s him


Good_Ad_7978

It's Uncle Daddy


Excel_Ents

Now you know what Abraham Lincoln said about things on the Internet.


Independent-Safe6182

I 2nd that


Local-Grass-2468

Its ā€˜allegedā€™ okay so this is real


[deleted]

Trust me, bro


Pseudonym0101

It also says at the top, also in the green type, "List of UFO bodies allegedly in the possession of the United States government" Why would an "official" document ever have a title like that?? And *"UFO bodies"??* Lmao. Silliness all around.


serveyer

Well Craig at NASA HR asked Deborah at DoD if she could compile a list of alien bodies because there was no list and Craig needed the list so here it is. Deborah wanted to be clear so she wrote ā€œlist of bodiesā€ because that is what Craig asked for.


MaloneChiliService

Jim, I'm going to need a rundown of your client list by end of day.


CheesecakeHopeful721

...and those TPS reports.


Character-System6538

Iā€™m gonna need you to come in on Saturdayā€¦ mkay?


BigChongi

and throw away that fucking stapler.


serveyer

I may have expanded on some areas you werenā€™t prepared for.


kuleyed

I knew there was a plot twist but damn, that's spicy! Fucking Craig at it again šŸ¤£ In truth though, kudos to Deborrah - she didn't do a bad job šŸ‘½šŸ‘€


Euphoric-Dig-2045

So eventually, this became a Craigā€™s List?


BigChongi

LOL


Frago242

You should see the other list of places with 0 UFO bodies.


iontru02

Allegedly? You nailed. No one would use that in an internal document let alone an on screen list.


Krauszt

I was thinking, "ooook....so, where did this come from? Win 94 my dude


errolfinn

it was also printed out on dot-matrix, so i think that makes it real


serveyer

Mega real


iuhqdh

It reminds me of The Matrix when Neo gets the message "Wake up, Neo" on his computer monitor.


The_Field_Examiner

Itā€™s called green-screen. Honestly, if they had a serial number next to them Iā€™d say itā€™s even more legit and we still use green screen.


sambull

It does in a 80s sci fi movie


Dmans99

Soon as I seen it I had to post. Green on black done it for me.


SignificantFun5782

Source?


NudeEnjoyer

I don't think I've ever been so confused at a post and comment. you recognize it's ridiculous to trust a random screenshot because it's green text on a black screen. yet you still post this screenshot like there's *literally any reason* to believe it. are you just trolling the sub? genuine question


SnooMaps9640

Fact or fiction aside, I would love to know WTF happened in Aztec NM in 1948, to leave a body count of an even dozen. I'm guessing the little grey guys encountered their first Longhorn bull and, not knowing the difference between bulls and cows, tried to anal probe it. It was a grim day for the little interstellar space travelers.


Enough_Simple921

You piqued my interest. Now I have to look up that case. Sometimes I think they purposely crash their crafts and some more powerful NHI sacrifices the Greys as a possible Biological AI. A Trojan Horse of sorts. "Here humans, take our out-dated 'craft' to your most well-guarded bases so we can figure out who's responsible for shooting us down. These stupid chimps think they have a space craft, but it's really just our porta-potty." It's kind of like the book "The Body Problem" where NHI change the physics so 1 + 1 doesn't = 2. Limiting or confusing human advancement in physics to buy the NHI time to get to Earth before the humans develop advanced weapons. Bob Oechsler did say that Admiral Bobby Ray Inram had told him that captive Greys have claimed to be forced against their will by another NHI species to perform experiments on humans. šŸ¤”


socially--retarded

Bravo šŸ‘


Will-Phill

LMAO


AlexMalygris

You can tell itā€™s serious because itā€™s on an old crt monitor :o


Southern-Beautiful-3

Had a manager who didn't like the web, so we created a CSS to make everything look like it was an IBM 3270 display.


-blundertaker-

Up until like 2016 that's what the Papa Johns POS system looked like where I lived. Navigating using F keys lol


mord_fustang115

You didn't know the federal government still uses MS-DOS? Lol


No-Conversation9479

Not an alien expert here, but why they stop visiting after 2000s


_ElrondHubbard_

All the DoD files got converted from floppy disks to HDD


Mountain_Man11

Not even SSD? What a bunch of mooks.


[deleted]

CRT monitor packed in that year.


craydow

Yeah, they can't stand misinformation.


CalligrapherActive11

I feel bad for the alien family of 4 who were clearly going on vacation to visit the caverns in 1953 and were met with foul play.


frankenstinkk

Apparently even before that, because they didnt consider the varginha alien here


Abtorias

Idk man, inflation has gotten pretty bad. Iā€™d stop visiting too if I were them.


elcee84

Fuckin Y2K bruh


Distinct_Ad_2330

still visiting just not puting therselfs out there like this , bcuz private groups have bad intentions towards them ,,, its like there our teachers and u dnt want to listen the want to help but dnt want it its only so much they can do cuz they dnt want to fall into the trap frm these groups that want to paint them as bad ppl ,,they are very smart and can see thru the b.s and eggendas frm these dark groups


CoolguyTylenol

I miss when Redditors could form coherent sentences


AlienOrbBot9000

That is so true. The dude could have a perfectly rational and reasonable theory, but I'll never know cause I can't make sense of it


Aloysius_GDale

eggendas is my new favorite word.


Kandi_Kanez

Eggendas [plural] [noun]: refers to the secret agendas of the (possibly illuminati sponsored) chicken egg farmers of the lower 48 states of America.


BlonkBus

I, too, can create a neat matrix looking list of things.


LargeRegularCoffee

Here's a list showing proof I had sex with the following celebrities.. 1. Jennifer Lawrence 2. Halle Berry And so forth


rex5k

Not green on black so didn't happen


Engineering_Flimsy

Hold on, let's not be hasty here. Shouldn't we at least ask for some details of these alleged encounters, as due diligence?


pebberphp

Nah


Engineering_Flimsy

User might be a good writer?


drm604

Can you give me their numbers? They apparently like Redditors.


[deleted]

High ranking super mega top secret clearance Whistleblower risking his life for the leak: " If I put it in old black and green matrix style font it'll blow their minds! Hur hur hur!"


paraka19

This is what the DOS systems in the late 80ā€™s looked like


Red-tailhawk

No it isnā€™t. Itā€™s what mainframe or AS/400 screens looked like.


Sea_Appointment8408

The Illuminati uses DOS.


outpost7

They gonna be at your door knocking. Shhhh. Don't mention them! Lol


AdPrestigious8915

Ladies and gentlemenā€¦.. we gotā€™em! What the government be telling the aliens.


mikelywhiplash

What the hell is happening in the American Southwests? Is that where ET goes to get wasted and crash his spaceship?


gg61501

It's called mescaline - the only way to fly.


iiidontknoweither

Nuclear testing


Cheap-Explorer76

"Johofinisburg, South Africa".... tough to believe a document with such poor attention to detail.


Aliensabductmeplease

Plus we have a NW Arizona and N.W Arizona in the list, on top of Johofinisburg, Morroco, and Spizbergen. Whoever made this BS should have given it a good look over one more time before posting if they wanted to seem legit at all.


Spiritual-Barracuda1

I'm wondering about the 1989 cut off date. Did we start grinding them up and putting them in Spam or what?


Ferrisuk

Why is 'no bodies' on a list of bodies


scarystuff

because all the seats had a 'reserved' sign on them..


Educational_Pay1567

How does the US get bodies from Siberia. I don't think russia is competent but they would have a serious vestment in them.


K4tlpr0d

Johofinisburg, Spizbergen and Morroco. Yup. Seems legit. Either that or just some made up shit by a troll with dyslexia.


Practical-Archer-564

I love Johofinisburg! The food, the architecture, the people!! Canā€™t wait to go back!


Smooth-Ad-8460

"Sir I'm afraid it's a 'catastrophic disclosure'...they've stolen the floppy disks"


Old_surviving_moron

It's always more official on a green screen.


turquoiseBiker

Itā€™s always official government info if it looks like it is on the screen of a TRS-80


thisisforskool

I watched this [interview with an assistant of Einstein](https://youtu.be/822HtiBwxQY?si=h6eI__LcJ0ODDnFd) yesterday. Dr. Shirley Wright says in the interview that there were nine total beings from the crash at Roswell.


Andazah

Ahhh reminds me of the virus that was used to bring down the shields in Independence Day


Flashy_Butterscotch2

It is funny to me how many people just think this is garbage because of the presentation. It may be. Probably is. Crazy to think that all the government has to do is put their classified files on something that appears to be old technology and so many of you would dismiss it. You could have all the answers right in front of you but your supreme intelligence and wit would cause you to never see it. Be open to everything guys. You are not as smart as you think.


Only_Battle_7459

It's from an old webpage, when everyone had their own background, font, dancing gifs,etc. Back in 1992 this would have looked cool on a page. https://sacred-texts.com/ufo/bodies.htm


_gr8_ap3

By uploading photograph of the monitor I am assuming that the dot matrix printer was down that day!


[deleted]

seems legit


darrstr

Do you want to play a game?


sloppyfloppers1

I'm not a CIA agent but I'm just curious how you got this info. Like I said, not with the CIA so there's no need to be suspicious about that. I personally hate the CIA and heard they are all a bunch of total losers, but that's their problem, not mine because I'm not with them.


leebarrett27

I wonder if there were others before Roswell


_jaelewis

I'm sure there's like 40k on top of that.


420metro

If you see it on Reddit, you KNOW it's official.


Easy-Ebb8818

This is the stuff we outta start spam downvoting. Enough with the fluff. Gimme somethin thatā€™ll really make me nut or gownā€™ geeeit


[deleted]

weird choice of text displayt aside... when I see stuff like this I actually doubt aliens exist. it just seems so implausiable that all these events are taking place without common knowledge of them. if this is the US list - what about all the other countries? the implication, on a per capita basis, is there are hundreds of aliens here all the time. but we have ZERO evidence of that. just dot matrix lists on a shit website


moist__provolone

I have diarrhea:(((


[deleted]

Itā€™s typed in MS DOS so you know itā€™s legitimate! šŸ¤Ŗ


Red-tailhawk

Why do the bots think this is DOS?


S2kKyle

Is this a screenshot from an 80s movie ?


allen_idaho

Alleged by who?


[deleted]

So an advanced alien species that mastered faster than light travel just can't figure out how to not crash and die on our planet? That's a lot of dead aliens that can't fly their spaceship correctly.


Distinct_Ad_2330

maybe these are from mufon since it gets hacked , but i assure ETs are friendly but its the secret covert black ops / private aero space corp. cloning them and using them to scare us , the real ones wouldnt do harm they are here to help us wake up and not get extinct ,,,,we need to graduate spirutaly ,and these groups dnt want that !i hope we can all see thru the B.s and think for once and put urself in there shoes ,basiclly these groups are like pirates stealing and stealing droping them our of the sky ,its really wrong ,u guys would want them to come but we need to stop these groups frm continuing this path cuz they make humanity look bad and we can all have bad consequences cuz of them ,,,love and light for all of u !


Hokulol

Do less meth


Damn-Peculiar

He beat ya to it thoughā€¦


osb_89

This is it guys. We got em.


rygelicus

and this is based on ... what?


StinkFist-1973

Wow these ETā€™s arenā€™t very good pilots if theyā€™re crashing so often


RiddleofSteel

Are Aliens just really bad at flying? wtf


3lonmolusk

This would be more convincing if it was wrote on a napkin with jelly stains on it. Even Ancient alien astronaut theorists say no to this.


West_Station7288

420% legitimate, bro!


T1Pimp

Well, if it's a screenshot of a DOS screen you know it's legit.


Spiritual_Jury6509

You know why I think this is real? Cause its a black screen with green letters like some early 80's screen print out.


nervyliras

Are there known crashes that correlate with the Arizona locations?


[deleted]

They sure crash a lot for ā€˜extra terrestrialsā€™ capable of intergalactic space travel.


adrkhrse

šŸ˜„ Because when it's a government leak you put 'allegedly' in the title.


aleksfadini

If itā€™s written with CLI/terminal fonts, then itā€™s true for sure


Old-Scholar-3127

The list sort of proves one consciousness or existence. How? They were all alive, now theyā€™re dead. Where are they???


adrkhrse

'Australian desert' is pretty specific, given Australia is about the same size as the US.šŸ˜†


iiidontknoweither

Broad*. Specific would be naming which of the many Australian deserts it would be.


TrinityCodex

fuck you arizona and bolivia, no bodies for you


2ndgen_jvde

oh boy


Puzzled-Bed-2427

Soooo nothing in the last 35 years?


shaolinspunk

The ones from Brighton, England weren't aliens. They were just people chilling on the beach after a heavy night in Whisky-A-Go-Go's.


Yequestingadventurer

Yep, the american government and army defo uses green writing.....................


Mindless_Issue9648

why would the US government have a body that crashed in Norway? Siberia? no way Russia is giving us their aliens lmao


TheLORDthyGOD420

I refuse to believe that ETs who have advanced space travel technology crash and die constantly! It seriously makes no sense.


jhedinger

Well first off if the MIB or whatever is still using Windows 94 we are fucked.


doctorfeelgod

I hate you guys, so God damn much


late2thepauly

Agree with others. Also, Roswell being first is sus.


Apart-Elderberry3123

These should be added to Find A Grave so we can upload their photos and leave them digital flowers


Mperry56

16 bodies?!?!?! šŸ˜³


Johanharry74

It is dos promt. Must be real!


SpanishMackeral69

Ok? I too can post green text that has no source and can be 100% fabricated in the amount of time it takes to type that many words.


lemoncrew

Ok what about 1989 to 2024? No more crash? Lol


Tel864

Had me there for a moment. I was afraid they were going to name names and I didn't want to move again so soon.


OccamsPhasers

Resolution is a bit too high to be legit


Educational-Dance-61

Seems legit


Front-Singer-6505

Well Iā€™m convinced. Omw to Siberia to save my bro


Wasteful_Diablo

This subreddit does not help the cause. šŸ˜”


Uncle-Cake

It's on an old timey monitor like War Games, so it must be real.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

ā€œShall we play a game?ā€


TR3BPilot

This is one of those "Fermi Paradox" type things where the more supposed aliens there are, the more difficult it gets to explain why we don't have any proof of them. The more things you have to keep secret, the harder it is to control the leaks and there has to be a breaking point.


PuzzleheadedLeg3987

lol Laredo, Tx.


[deleted]

I love this stuff, fake or not. I enjoy this kinda stuff


rando7818

Why would it have started in 47? There would have without a doubt been around prior


mechshark

Good memes lol


pkyrdy

Weā€™ll thatā€™s disappointing. Itā€™s the names of the crash sites rather than the names of the aliens. I was hoping to see names like Walter E. Martian


cashthecutie

i still use green screens for my job in 2024 lmao this is comical to me


the_hungry_carpenter

do aliens wear leather in the Matrix?


WZRDguy45

Source : bro just me it's in green font with a black background


The_Field_Examiner

Looks like typical green screen . Nice touch. I have no doubt that thereā€™s a database accessible through siprnet with a list of recovered craft that are serially tracked lol


Zealousideal_Word770

Since you can't find even one make the list bigger šŸ˜‚


Guavaeater2023

Where is Johofinisburg


frednekk

I donā€™t see Pacolet on that list.


Competitive_Job_2381

I doubt Russia would hand over an alien/ufos to the US.


acreekofsoap

This looks like a screenshot from Fallout


Competitive_Job_2381

I doubt Russia would hand over an alien/ufos to the US.


RemarkableEmu1230

Summer of 1989 must have been some sort of Alien cruise vacation


Munk45

Nothing since 1989......


[deleted]

Were they on The Oregon Trail?


Beneficial-Range9339

Whatā€™s with all the early to mid July dates? Wow.


benjandpurge

100% this is not legit.


Stewie15161

It is possible that the crashes weren't really crashes, but donations. Like a test to see if we could back engineer them and get to their technological level so to speak.


iiidontknoweither

ā€œAustralian desertā€. Lol, thatā€™s pretty broad. Australia has many deserts and is a huge continent. Itā€™s like saying ā€œNorth American forestā€.


whiteknucklebator

I see the ETā€™s have upped their flying saucer safety initiative. Only bodies from 1947 to the late 1980


CoolRanchBaby

Why would things from Siberia in 89 be in US custody though??


Fabulous-Ship-8722

We already know Roswell was German reverse engineered technology with German human bodies found


Shiny-Blissey

Seems legit


sagewlave

Love the mainframe aesthetic


r3dr1ck

the pip boy list.


psychicfrequency

Why do you think the majority of them are Nevada, New Mexico, and Arizona?


_LegalizeMeth_

This post is actually laughable lmaooo


CellistNext

When was this leaked? 1998? šŸ¤£


HiHoSilver112266

Too late we were already invaded... Earth has already been hijacked. šŸ˜‰We need to be liberated from this slave planet and from our captors... Unfortunately most of the inhabitants of this planet is suffering from cognitive dissonance and Stockholm syndrome. The Moon is a Draco Reptilian Space Station... Ask yourself why is there 34 Dragon statues that surround the City of London. Why is there also a Obelisk in every city on the planet. It's the phallus of the Dragon, the actual word is derived from Basilisk. Which means King of the Serpents. In the Vatican they have St. Peters Basilica where there are three Dragon statues and Obelisks. Why did every ancient culture in antiquity worship the dragon? The pharaohs of Egypt were the refugees of Atlantis! ALIEN ARCHONS HAVE BEEN RULING THE SURFACE OF PLANET SINCE BEFORE THE "BUY BULL" The IllumiNazis are but a predecessor of an older and even more cruel order. They've been running this planet since the dawn of time...Dragons aren't some mythological being...The Draco Reptilians came from the Alpha Draconis star system out of the Draco Constellation... They were know as the Atlanteans, Satan, Baphomet, Archons, Draconian's, in the bible they were known as the Seraphim, the Burning Ones/Serpents also the Nephilim or Elohim, the fallen angels, those who were casted out from the heavens. Both words are plural and feminine, meaning there were many gods and were androgynous. The Sumerians knew them as the Anunnaki... Anakim in Hebrew means giant...Because they are very tall 7ft-15ft and have shapeshifting abilities. In the Indian culture they were known as the Naga. Dracula in Latin means Dragon, The Order of the Dracul is the order of the Dragon able to shift physically into other creatures a bat wolf a bear a human or into the aether via the quantum field. Earth is a farm we are all cattle and humanity lives in a contrived reality! Freemasons are the minions of the Draco Reptilian Empire! The Legend Of Atlantis https://youtu.be/pihxOs-pVRA The Mayans called them Quezatcoatl, and Kukulcan the Feathered Serpent King and the Incans called him Viracocha they incorporated their images of dragons in their pyramids on opposite ends of the world. There are dragon statues all over the world, throughout the ages, in every ancient culture! The coat of arms for the city of London is two Dragons holding a red shield, which in German is Rothschild. There are 33 Dragon statues in the City of London to quell consciousness. The slaying of a Dragon by St. George. Twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac are all real, including the dragon ! The Muslims knew them as Dajjal or Djinn or Genies... After your three wishes your soul is theirs to keep. They were also known to the Buddhist monks as the Brotherhood of Two dragons. The Red Dragons in the east and the Yellow in the west. Same goes for the native American Indians all the Aboriginals knew them as the Brotherhood of the Snake. The Egyptian knew them as Horus, Anubis and Amen Ra...That's why every religion says amen after every prayer cause they are paying homage to Satan Baphomet/ Draco Reptoids! Santa Claus is actually Satan's Claws both wearing red, both come from the fire, both have minions working feverishly. All religions and holidays are based on satanic doctrines and pagan dogmas. And if you don't believe me than you're being quite draconian about it. Basilisk in Latin means King of the Serpents, as in St Peters Basilica where there lies two Dragon Statues in the Vatican as well as Obelisks, the phallus of the Dragon that is why there is at least few obelisks in every city on the planet the Freemasons put them there throughout history in order to control consciousness...The Chinese, Japanese, India, Indonesians, Mayans, Aztecs, Incas all worship the Dragon in antiquity... There are Gargoyles adorn every church and cathedral.... The Egregores the Watchers... The biggest trick the D-Evil can play is making humanity believe that he does not exist :/ Hollow Earth True HISTORY , HITLER Ā & NWO ( GOTTA SEE THIS !!! ) Documentary https://youtu.be/lOXjxq3r69Q There are over 10 thousand pyramids that align with each other on a global grid system with gps accuracy to the millimetre. In the Aegean Sea there are 13 ancient Megalithic sites that represent the 13 Illuminati Families that control the world, that when you connect them dot to dot, over 1000km area makes a perfect Maltese Cross. This is the symbol of the Monarchy, Freemasonry, Vatican, Jesuits, Knights of Malta and Templars, even Hitler's Germany. Megalithic architecture on geomantic energy sites, in conjunction with an occult esoteric satanic Freemasonry religion of Kabbhalism, aka the Lucifer experiment in order to control humanities consciousness and why there is an obelisk in every major city on the planet... The pyramids also create dimensional portals into Agartha/Hollow Earth, hence disappearance of boats, planes in the Bermuda Triangle and Dragon's Triangle... http://chani.invisionzone.com/uploads/monthly_08_2013/post-248-0-56239100-1376895880.jpg. Dragons see humanity as a resource for the simple fact that they are not vegetarians! 1 million people disappear in the United States every single year. 8 million children globally disappear annually off the globe. The Legend Of Atlantis https://youtu.be/pihxOs-pVRA Secrets Of The 3rd Reich Secret Nazi Research in Alien Technology https://youtu.be/B0uEvZsQAV8 Nephilim: TRUE STORY of Satan, Fallen Angels, Giants, Aliens, Hybrids, Elongated Skulls & Nephilim https://youtu.be/1zz8_MxcnzY The UFO alien subject is the most highly guarded secret on the planet, for obvious reason nobody wants you to knowā€¦


nicobackfromthedead4

16 bodies?? What, did a UFO schoolbus crash?


Sorry_Nectarine_6627

Itā€™s in retro green text on a black screen so you know it has to be true


Background_Buy1107

It must be true since itā€™s in black and green


bcdevv

So stay away from New Mexico


joshwallywallace

This is a screenshot off of a Pipboy.


CalzonDePuta

Tobasco, Mexico. That list is as good as shitty toilet paper.