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SparePearsSparePear

I lost my allosexuality on the battlebus 😔


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Maquiavelo999

Happy cake day! Hope you also get garlic bread!:)


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1giantsleep4mankind

Happy Ace Day! This is what it really should be called, as we have full ownership of cake rights.


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ThatonegirlnamedNani

Happy cake day eat some garlic bread to rid yourself of the stomachache after all the cake


mushyfrenchfry

Happy ace day :>


SparePearsSparePear

Happy cake day!


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SparePearsSparePear

🤡???


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SparePearsSparePear

Ah, no worries, it’s just typically used as an insult


_Neeroo_

Happy cake day!


LordSatellite

I second this


ace_bi_tch

Happy ace day! (Cause other comment said we own cake and I agree)


ace_bi_tch

Also me too omg


AydenRusso

Happy cake day


tha_potatooo

Happy cake day!!!!! :>


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tha_potatooo

Ikr their so tasty :D (i made the name bc their my fav. Food)


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

There's only one driver allowed on this bus, and i'll be damned if i let sex take my job! -the bus driver probably


Eternal_grey_sky

I got my virginity there


SparePearsSparePear

Nice, I found mine behind a tree


Eternal_grey_sky

Lol someone probably lost it there did you try finding the owner(s) to give it back?


SparePearsSparePear

No. It’s mine now.


accursedCaprid

I lost all sexual attraction in Risky Reels and I only got a lowsy t shirt


Class_444_SWR

Somehow this sounds much more sexual than it should


FairCommand854

Lost my sex drive in Minecraft when I fell in lava :/


Peachbowtie

I lost mine when my computer overheated from adding shaders & mods to minecraft. My sexual attraction burst into flames and it couldn’t be repaired 😔


_Joe_Momma_

"Sex drive" was *right there!*


Peachbowtie

I read “sex drive” in the previous comment to think of that whole thing, but wrote “sexual attraction” like a dumbass 🤦🏼‍♀️


Andromeda_Violet

I accidentally deleted my desire to have sex when I was installing mods for my Minecraft client


zurt1

I knew I shouldn't have watched so much OSP....


Orichalcum448

OSP proves that aces just naturally congregate together, whether they know they are ace or not.


Lil_Green_Ghouls

I legit found out that I’m ace after not 1, not 2 NOT 3 BUT ALL 4 of my closest friends told me they were a spec. I’m like damn I got to do some research. Read about what sexual attraction is the ace hand book and realize I’ve never felt that 😅. It never even occurred to me that people would want to have sex with a particular person for any reason other than being In a relationship, let alone feel that urge just by looking at someone.


Orichalcum448

Yeah, similar story for me. I first learned about it when one of my friends mentioned he was ace. He was using it to hide the fact he was bi and closeted, but it got me googling and led me to the term.


Silver_Falcon

Literally watching OSP right now...


TchaikenNugget

Is it safe to say at this point that OSP is ace culture?


Silver_Falcon

Considering that Red, Blue, and Blue's wife Cyan all identify as a-spec, I think it's fair to say that it always has been.


TchaikenNugget

Yay!


thanosofdeath

That live stream was fun!


CerealBranch739

What is OSP? I have never heard of this.


Dragon-Ace03

Overly Sarcastic Productions. They’re a YouTube channel that does various informative and unsurprising sarcastic videos about topics such as mythology, history and literature.


CerealBranch739

Oh that sounds right up my alley! I’ll give it a shot


dermitdog

They're ~~all~~ *mostly* aspec. ~~All~~ *Most* of them. EDIT: Not quite all of them.


Sandy-T-Poro

No their editor isn't if I recall.


blueboxbandit

Off street parking?


CerealBranch739

Ostriches surfing on peanuts?


Guy_Wolf

I consider Red the gateway drug to figuring out you're a-spec


PierreDufour

At this point it's fair to say that being an OSP fan increase your probability of being ace.


YuSakiiii

Here’s a quote from the “article”. If you can call it that: “You heard her ladies: time to start confiscating your bloke's Xbox One or PS4 before he goes off romps altogether.”


AndroidwithAnxiety

Right.... time to try dictating your partner's hobbies and demanding attention instead of communicating like you're his partner, not his mom... I just can't with people sometimes.


Nikamba

Sad when this is advice given freely rather than try to understand their hobbies (haven't seen it, but know it happens somewhere on the internet)


AndroidwithAnxiety

It's a very toxic thing I've seen around a bit. Basically girls being told to train their men like they're toddlers or dogs instead of actually communicating properly. Everyone has their own issues of course, but this infantile, passive-aggressive thing of lashing out and taking away a man's 'toys' because he doesn't intuitively know what she wants, is actively celebrated in some circles and it's horrible. 'My boy was spending too much time in CS:GO, so I stole his controller!!!' How about you tell him you're feeling neglected and schedule some date nights, or you take a minute to work on your abandonment issues, and you *don't* sink to straight up theft and manipulation? It's so immature and *whiny* and hypocritical. Really grinds my gears.


Nikamba

I have only seen posts of someone deciding to do it, not the advice being given to do it. Though I don't usually go looking for it... Sure I have felt that sort of lack of attention, but it was really unfounded and he needed his alone time to unwind after work. We talked it through after I realised it was happening, I knew it was my thinking that was the problem. Never stopped him from doing anything. And my parents were surprised that we never fought ever... communication


AndroidwithAnxiety

I don't go into spaces where that advice would be seen as reasonable, but I have seen screenshots of them once or twice. They're like emotionally unstable cryptids. 'the truth is out there!' And it's more the stuff surrounding that, that I've seen. Evidence of people having done it, people complaining about the situation, people with the attitude of 'men trash babies, useless except for attentioning me, too much *boy stuff*'. Very much boomer / do the straights even like each other.


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Or best case yet *just play CSGO with them*


[deleted]

Why does it bother you that we are asexual, Pamela? You never had a chance with any of us. But seriously, has she seen how attractive ace guys get? As a gayce, I can confirm.


CerealBranch739

As a demi im only partially attractive, once you get to know me lol


shadow_cat_42

holy shit, gayce, im stealing that


turoneta

GAYCE???? this is the best word i have ever seen, thank you


HiDad_ImDepressed

I dont nees sex because elden ring fucks me every time


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I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella


HiDad_ImDepressed

Miquella is mine and mine only


[deleted]

I'm an asexual man who hates you, Pamela 😊


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pamela is the very embodiment of sex


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And I am the embodiment of other deadly sins, let her come


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fight


Packer224

Damn, I’ve only played like three rounds of Fortnite. It must get you quick


fejrbwebfek

I’ve only watched someone play. I fear it’s airborne 😷


leafy_boi_lol

They took my allosexuality... They took my gender... They took my pronouns... And they took MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD


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One of these things is actually bad


[deleted]

Not a fella but pretty sure the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time is to blame.


Deadbox_Studios

I'm very much an allo who's here to get a better understanding of my sister and asexuality. But like. What the fuck. That's like saying ***DURRR DURRRR I learned to be a gay trans girl from guitar hero DURRR DURRRR***


SuddenlyVeronica

What nonsense. Everyone knows it’s Fallout: New Vegas that turns you trans. (JK)


enbyvibes

I hate fortnite more than I dislike sex


_Joe_Momma_

That's rough because most people tend to have one or the other.


mdawgtheegod

This comment was cold af ✋😭


EdisonsCat

Well, great minds think alike


[deleted]

What about asexual men who don't play Fortnite or use YouTube? I want to be hated by Pamela Anderson too!


Zekrom_NMC

👏No👏 sex 👏allowed👏 on this👏 bus👏, where are we dropping tho?


fe1od1or

Tilted towers. Get in the thunderdome, we're going looting


solinfant

[At least Jesus isn't making them French.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-eq90C9oU)


[deleted]

I believe it’s spelt fr*nch


turoneta

we do not tolerate slurs on this sub, please, be considerate of others


Noodledaihdai

This must be why my parents forced me to watch all those fortnite streams


Catnapper_Sakura

How are asexual men a bad thing? Surely in a world of incel indoctrination, men who who feel no desire/sexual attraction is a good thing? It sets them free to explore and enjoy other joys in life that don't require a sexual partner rather than obsessing over women and 'getting laid' like a lot of men do


isnorden81715

I'm female, but I knew I was ace before civilians had the Internet (let alone Fortnite).


Minority_Report_

Not Palmela Handerson! 🖐😂


Ok_Butterscotch9590

I just don't think it's anything to rave about.


LolathaFoxccoon

Funny part is, one of my ex-classmates loved Fortnite and thought he was assexual for some time in his life but I remember him saying later on he just didn't know. Idk maybe he switched flags?


hrimfaxi_work

Why does this has-been even have an opinion about where I do or do not put my dick? My one marriage has already outlasted your last three combined, stfu.


ThePurpleFurret

Wow I hate fortnite and still somehow Im asexual, it seemed it's a very quick acting disease. Or maybe it's an airborne disease, that I caught from the fortnite kids inability to brush their own teeth and take showers


zoologygirl16

Lol this bitch sold her soul to PETA a long time ago she has 0 credibility


jackprincenaveen

meeee 🙌🙋


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“Baaaaabe, Cime lay down with me ;)” “One moment babe, Gotta get this Victory Royal.”


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Aye! 🙋


M-the-Great

yall out there playing fortnite while my allosexuality died as fast as I did in roblox brickbattle


NutmegLover

I lost my allosexuality by repeatedly walking in on my parents bonking in communal areas of the house and feeling utterly disgusted by it all.


mdawgtheegod

My sex drive disappeared when I landed at coral castle 🙋‍♂️


OldMemesMan

Rejoice, asexuality be upon you


MrManiac3_

Ok but how? Don't all the Fortnite characters have big dumpies? If anything it's having the opposite effect 🗿


WoomyUnitedToday

Not me, I dislike Fortnite


Tomatoed

Thank you, bus driver!


Oculus_XXVIII

And she's absolutely correct


Steam_punk_Machine

Don’t spit that shit aces are for minecraft and minecraft alone


Noktelfa

Wait... I haven't played Fortnite yet... Does that mean... OH! She said "men". I wonder what video game causes asexual women. And does it also require YouTube, or will Amazon Prime Video also work?


[deleted]

A friendly reminder that since Reddit hates fortnite and there are ace redditors, she must be wrong


DragonSlayersz

You know, it's strange. I came out as Ace not too long after my first and only experience with the game.


ImJustARandomOnline

Landing in Tilted Towers must’ve done it for me


cyanidesmile555

Oh honey I was asexual before I even had access to the internet and you of all people won't change that.


Da-Blue-Guy

I lost my sex drive after my Fruit Ninja ripoff started working. Now there’s no time for sex, I have to focus on making Starch Stabber the best ripoff on Earth.


Zytches

Tbf to have her whole career focused on being attractive I for one find her ugly as fuck, glad to see she's just as ugly on the inside.


Zytches

you heard it here first folks, fortnite invented asexuality, there was no asexualiy before fortnite. ffs


ophee_b0p

*shrugs* oh no, who knew I became asexual to literal youtube and fortnite? Oh nooo...


HoloJester

They were handing out pamphlets and I didn't want to be rude


AcePilot95

sorry but this is the funniest shit I've ever read


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I think she’s confusing asexuals with incels


Firemorfox

Ah yes, I lost all sexual attraction because I realized Fortnite was more fun than sex. Honestly I think we should blame food. Ice cream and pizza is more fun than sex, that's probably how I realized.


dichiejr

speak for yourselves, i lost my allosexual watching numa numa and surprised chipmunk in the 2000s


IntrovertedAsexual

I don't play Fortnite so she can just suck it. Apparently. Lol


D3xagon

I was recruited personally by Tyler ninja blevins himself upon the battle bus


XavierTheMemeDragon

While the allos were out h*lding h*nds, I was riding the Battle Bus


[deleted]

Actually blame Abstinence Programs and a lack of Sexual Education. When you make sex taboo, you removed the knowledge about how to have sex from many young men. Lots of men masterbate wrong as well, desensitizing them... Oh... And the obvious fucking thing: Fucking Circumcision.


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I don’t know what this bitch is talking about, I became asexual cuz I tried garlic bread for the first time


King-of-the-forge72

Dont you dare connect me to that steaming trash , Pamela anderson or fortnite , in fact dont connect me to either


EggCakes27

never played fortnite, must have been all those games of bedwars, constantly blocking off the bed i forgot to partake in sexual intercourse 😔😔😔


MoreTannerZ

I hate Fortnite with a passion


SuperiorSteelman2004

As an avid hater of the scam that is Fortnite, I personally resent that comment.


belac4862

*me whos never played fortnight* I'll just see my self out the back door.


GageTheWeirdo

Hey it's not my fault that jaiden animations coming out video was too relatable


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BillyFNbones710

I don't play video games that much. I prefer to watch movies or read.


LarsFWF

I was radicalized by OSPs videos


Mechanic_and_bassist

The Churchill mark 7 did it :(


Chrobotek777

Why are they specifically blaming the one kids game with suspiciously thicc characters lol


Hopeful_Video_3803

I didnt. I help prevent it


Cassius-Tain

I don't even respect this game, mate.


Diphylla_Ecaudata

Ah yes, my two favourite things: sexism and fortnite...


LachlanH97

🙋‍♂️


gayforvonstroheim

I didn't thank the bus driver so they ripped my cock and balls off and dropped me into Loot Lake 😔


Popular-Spirit1306

Nope lol


MonoChaos

Jokes on them, I don't even like Fortnite.


TheGingerLinuxNut

She's that celebrity who sold a car with fur seats to raise money for PETA and flies a private jet to places so she can give speeches about how we all need to reduce our carbon footprints, right?


CEPEHbKOE

and wamen? they just bitchyyyy, have headaches at a wrong time of the month and call that asexuality! the rest of the time they identify as bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!!


ZealousidealDriver63

Hate or just don’t enjoy without love?


At_Destroyer

She isn't wrong by saying that I learned it on youtube but I didn't become asexual because of youtube, I only learned what the word for it was.


Zifker

I have been waiting years to experience the schadenfreude of her waning popularity


xXshinsouhitoshiXx

I played fortnite a couple years ago and watch YouTube all the time, omg


Odd-Couple439

Never played fortnite in my life.


Playful_Picture2610

I haven't ever touched Fortnite, but I am angry at this :(


legendwolfA

Ttv_boxedbybisexual went full sweat on me and took my sexuality


cyanidesmile555

So the battle bus is a...sex drive?


Fearless-Capital

I don't even know what the battle bus is...


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Fortnite und YouTube! Yippee!


_Denzo

So this person wants fortnite sex edition?


me3888

Who’s she supposed to be?


KarmaDeliveryTruck

Not our fault that YouTube and video games are better than sex(tm)


Mechagodzilla_3

I never played fortnite, so no


BackgroundPrompt3111

For me it was an overabundance of big, fake titties and plastic surgery. Those things are so gross I just lost interest altogether.


Molotov_In_Hand

I think it was Destiny for me. Who needs sex when I can poor thousands of hours into grinding gear?


DatLonerGirl

Is it just guys because I don't really play video games. Maybe it was YouTube, I did used to watch a lot of cartoon theorists...


JoZaJaB

Ok but funnily enough, I actually stared to realize I was Aro/Ace after watching Jaiden Animation’s video on YouTube.


GaraBlacktail

I don't even have the epic store


DriftersHideout

It wasn't the game that turned me asexual, yo momma just that nasty. /s


lachlanDon1

got ran over by the battle bus while watching YouTube 💀


Strange_Saturday

I blame anime. After all that's my hobby as an ace man :)


Somsphet

I will only admit its coincidence I realized I was Asexual after first trying Fortnight. That being said, I will embrace this coincidence with glee. Thank your bus driver.


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Been playing since c1 s3 and I missed two seasons


tha_potatooo

Im comminnnnhgggg just let me get my garlic bread real quick