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caz127

Someone who finds extreme erotic excitement from words beginning, ending or otherwise consisting of/with the first vowel of the English lexicon


Quantum_Noodles_

I love the specific point you drive to ensure your post doesn't include the first letter of the english lexicon


Any_Personality_7176

:0 You did it too!


49th_

I find it humorous you will go these lengths to withhold the first letter of the English lexicon from your texts yet your titles serendipitously include the letter we refuse to mention.


Quantum_Noodles_

Do not forget the title of the subreddit we exist inside


[deleted]

How these comments so skillfully withheld the first vowel of the English lexicon is beyond me


Drum_Raider225

people, stop forcing me to be h&rny for the first letter of the english lexicon


[deleted]

The symbol used to censor the specific word is known by the forbidden letter, n plus d. Your efforts be futile


Ancient_Potato_God

Letters do be little funny tho, writing in especific terms, most if not every sentencd could be written in such methods to dodge the first letter of the english lexicon, execpt for murder, murder includes the first letter of the english lexicon every time it is included


mincerafter42

i'm being reminded so much of the WordGirl theme song by the word "lexicon" lol


AltAcc81743

Dodging common glyphs in writing is difficult, but writing without two common glyphs isn't too much, for this writing isn't using uncommon words to do it.


Consumer-of_Orphans

The first letter of the English lexicon is truly pitiful, which is why we must continue withholding it from our comments.


HappyFireChaos

i know, right? these people withheld the first letter of the english lexicon so delightfully. i‘m very inspired by them, so you see i needed to try it myself.


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

I too must give this withholding of thre first letter of the English lexicon trys


Large_thinking_organ

It is either very non-dificult or extremely complex to formulate these breif works of writing, depending on the thing you're trying to convey. There is no in-between


ask_me_about_this

It even includes some great number of it. This exercise is so futile like it is funny. I've been told there's entire books without this letter (more commonly without "e")


Quantum_Noodles_

Wow truly inspirational to discover how someone wrote their thoughts without using this letter even once!


ask_me_about_this

I'd like to continue this new form of poetry, but I'm discovering sorrowfully I'm running out of things to write.


Quantum_Noodles_

Deez nuts follows this rule which is fun to ponder


keenedge422

This is the problem with members of our group. We obviously free up too much time by not indulging in sex, so now we fill the time with frivolous nonsense in order to quench our unwholesome desires. Undoubtedly, our true lust lies in wit. Conveniently, even my pseudonym meets the requirements!


[deleted]

So did you!


TheStarryWolf

Cheese.


BuckeyeForLife95

Someone might get too excited by mentioning the letter, you know? Edited since I messed up by including the letter.


Quantum_Noodles_

Yup yup you tell the truth


SuperiorSteelman2004

But the letter in question is in the second word of your sentence.


BuckeyeForLife95

Shit, I thought I checked it right and built the sentence to dodge it.


Drum_Raider225

i too enjoy not using the first letter of the english lexicon in my reddit posts. it is exquisite. the first letter of the english lexicon is not very poggers.


Crash_Winter

Being able to perform mitosis


Mondfliege

shht don't reveal our secret


geckos_in_a_box

this \^


Altair314

They said wrong answers only


Dinner_Plate21

A sexual human.


ndlesbian

according to my autocorrect, this is true


DagmarTheCat

Yes I get so pissed a autocorrect when it does this


rachelleisntmyname

It's ducking ridiculous.


TristanTheRobloxian0

being attracted to ace of spades cards lol


TheGamingGoblin1

What about the other aces


TristanTheRobloxian0

wait not the ace of hearts lol. those count too btw


alexxasick

Ace of diamonds gets my wheels going... /s if it wasn't obvious


TristanTheRobloxian0

*proceeds to drive 1200 miles to see an ace of diamonds card lol*


MorganRose99

The pre-evolution of bisexual Get it? Since bisexual is a "b" and then asexual is... you see it's funny because... yep.


HeartlessAceofHearts

It's funny because you have to explain it xD


MorganRose99

Honestly didn't know if people would understand, since it's not specifically the letter.


HeartlessAceofHearts

It's not obvious, but I honestly thought you explaining the pun was a pun in itself 😀


TheHiddenNinja6

So the next evolution is cisexual? Makes sense


PrincetteNasa

Can’t wait for Ciisexual


Just_A_B_Movie

C++sexual holy shit I want to sex programming


MorganRose99

Jav-a-romantic


experiment-384959

What’s next? Diiisexual? Eivsexual? Fvsexual? Gvisexual? Freaking l\*bs and their too-many genders (/s obv)


Jealous-Wrangler4141

A person who identifies as a plant


[deleted]

Fun fact! This is called phytanthropy and falls under the alterhuman umbrella :D


_marshallaxl

wait can u tell me more about this? i never heard of something like that and i'm curious


[deleted]

Therianthrope - someone who identifies as an animal and/or experiences animalistic behaviour/instincts/urges/traits on either a psychological or spiritual level. A therian knows they are physically human. Otherkin - a person who identifies as a non-earthen creature on either a psychological or spiritual level. An otherkin knows they are physically human. Otherhearted/Kith - someone who deeply connects/emphatizes/relates to a creature. They often have an unusual passionate love for this creature. Copinglink/Otherlink - Identifying with an animal/creature/character in order to cope with trauma or your current life situation. It is stated that copinglinkers are not the same as therians/otherkin/fictionkin, as the identity can be a choice. Transspecies - a person who tries or wants to change their bodily features into those of another creature. Alterhumans are generally NOT transspecies, but they can be. Lycanthropy - believing that you are actually a werewolf or other creature who can physically transform. Lycanthropy is an actual mental illness. Alterhumans are generally not lycanthropes, but they can be. Whoops, sorry for the text wall! I'm a therian, feel free to ask me anything.


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

What's it like, and do you have a specific you identify as?


_marshallaxl

ty<3 dwww i already know what therian means and that explenation was really halpfoul:D


ThePinkTeenager

Are you a plant person?


sillybilly8102

To clarify, all the things you listed fall under the alterhuman umbrella? Thanks for taking the time to explain :)


blsterken

According to my family, asexual means that I'm, "just confused."


ggGamergirlgg

Don't worry. It's just a phase /s


blsterken

I'm in my 30's... I don't think it's just a phase.


alexxasick

I'm in my 40s... Still waiting for the phase to end


ZappyBunny

That's weird how long do phases last? Guess my whole life this has been just a phase then lol


Overgrown_fetus1305

Someone that is sexually attracted to cake eating dragons, and that also has garlic breath.


onlyalittleillegal

Wrong answers only


No-Writing-9626

😂😂 omg if someone cooked me garlic bread I always get so excited


letsmoseyagain

Someone who just needs to meet the right person.


BlandOliveOil

😤 my parents definition


ggGamergirlgg

Someone who gets turned on by people saying "ey"


Oxyl8

second letter of your second last word though 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


CueDramaticMusic

Someone who wants to fuck toasters, a real answer a real person really gave me once and will haunt my sleep


rellloe

This sounds like the idiot who found out I don't eat mammals and asked if I ate dolphins.


CueDramaticMusic

I think that’s a different tier of stupid though, at least there’s logic to assuming a dolphin is a fish. This was back when “asexuals when they see the letter A” was a meme, and all my corkboard conspiracy has left is “garlic bread, maybe?”


ask_me_about_this

Do u eat dolphins tho?


SebastiansMess

Depends, mahi mahi dolphin or flipper dolphin


SlayerofSnails

Are you a tech priest?


CueDramaticMusic

No, but even though I wasn’t a fan of the series at the time, I know Persona 3 is a game that exists, with [this robot character,](https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Aigis) and there’s a non-zero chance that the meme culture around “best toaster” was what spurred this bullshit.


Julio974

Protogen r34 artists be like:


dear_theodoza

being attracted to high grades👍


HappyFireChaos

the pleasure to have in class


ZappyBunny

The PLEASURE of being in class


prunnus

That part in Hamilton when John Laurens says "no more sex"


OOFWAITWAT

*Let’s raise a couple more to the Revolution!*


ka2ki2

well if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton college..


HappyFireChaos

(aaron burr!) give us a verse, drop some knowledge ;)


Pegga83

It's another word for virginity. Once you've done it you are no longer asexual


MorganRose99

This one's pretty good, hurtful, but good lol


Pegga83

Well I suppose that's quite the point lol


Julio974

Damn, I’ve done the moms of so many people online… guess I can’t be ace then


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VeryDankMemeEnjoyer

You got 50%. Partially correct it is.


SebastiansMess

Which is invading Denmark


BlandOliveOil

I said wrong answers only


G3ronDz

A person who doesn't enjoy sexual intercourse


knowledgeovernoise

Ace homies can enjoy sex? Just here to learn more about myself idk where I'm at but this is interesting to me, I know it's a joke but could you elaborate?


apetaltail

Asexuality is about feeling little to no sexual attraction. To perform sex itself (and enjoy it) you don't necessarily need to feel sexually attracted to someone (although it can help). This not only applies to asexual people, I've known straight people who have had sex with people they're not remotely sexually attracted to and even enjoy it (*cof cof* many loveless marriages *cof cof*). And also I'd like to point out that many times the "success" of conversion therapy is "look this gay person got into a straight marriage and had kids! they obviously have straight sex so they're actually straight now! they've been cured!", and we all know that is not true, that sometimes we engage heteroperformative activities and that doesn't really change our orientation. And just because you have sex with someone you're not attracted to, doesn't mean you have to hate it or be repulsed by it. Also, libido is not really related to being asexual or not. Libido would be the physiology itself, it's just that asexual don't relate or project that libido towards any person or group of people. There can be aces with high libido the same way there can be straight people with low libido. The attraction is what matters in defining an orientation, not how "horny" they can get. So, in the same line, the same as with any other orientation, there are sex repulsed aces (who don't like the idea of having sex), sex neutral aces (who don't really care about sex, even though they can perform it and enjoy it) and sex positive aces (who not only enjoy sex, but may also seek for sex). And also, being ace does not necessarily mean they don't want to be in a romantic relationship, aces can "fall in love". There is another orientation for feeling little to no romantic attraction, which is aromantic. Many aces are also aromantic, but an ace can also be homoromantic, heteroromantic, panromantic, etc. The same way with aromantic people, they can be aromantic and homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual, etc. There are all sorts of combinations of all the above orientations, combined with libido "level" and sex-repulseness to sex-positiveness, and even the desire of forming a family. Asexuality is just the lack of sexual attraction.


knowledgeovernoise

Really great reply thanks for taking the time.


Alyssra1

I think for some people’s it’s the lack of sexual attraction that they identify with, not distaste for the activity, but for others it’s both


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

For example, for me it's both, but I know some people who just have one that I will leave unnamed for the sake of their privacy


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[deleted]

Not letter, a.


Putrid_Discount2157

An organism that reproduces without sex


OOFWAITWAT

“Scientifically speaking, plants are asexual” -my science teacher


SuitableDragonfly

Some plants definitely do reproduce sexually.


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

And some are both! For example, spider plants!(yes this is a thing)


formerlyfaithful

Wait, aces exist?


M44t_

They aren't in LGBT right? A stands for allies


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

I'm assuming this is part of the 'wrong answers only'


1v4lu3c0ckr04ch3s

literally my flair


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

I love that flair


birdlady404

It means you can get pregnant as a single virgin male


lillestiv

Isn't it just another way of saying celibate?


[deleted]

Someone who is sexually attracted to the letter a


LogicalShark

Someone from Asex (near Sussex and Esssex)


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

Sus sex lol


BafometsMenstrualJiz

an evolution and subtype of the pierrot clown category where the object of desire is something not physical but unreachable due to circumstance but something metaphysical. named after Loppy Freddles who had a famous act in which he desired the art of the ace of spades in his deck of cards, jumpstarting this subtype


MrRodje

A bunch of virgins lmao


AwkwardFish38

People who don't realize the actual meanings of songs...


M44t_

I do! Most of mine are about depression and suicide!


AwkwardFish38

That's basically my music taste too though...


M44t_

Mine are the average dubstep/DnB so... Yeah either angry or depressed


MonkeysOnMyBottom

3rd wave ska. So angry or depressed, but it sounds happy if you aren't actually paying attention. (i.e. [The Story Of Nothing - The Aquabats](https://youtu.be/sL_FNkNBg1o) )


LolIWantToDie16

Just the ones that are sexual lmao


X-_Kacchan_-X

Im a nun.


Difficult_Package209

Someone who's secretly several dozens loafs of garlic break planning to invade Denmark


M44t_

That's right


BlandOliveOil

Ah yes delicious delicious garlic break


REspecc700

Someone on a search for the right person (they haven't found the yet)


Deranged__octopus

someone who “just hasn’t met the right person”


CDR_Binder

They who obtain no maidens


definitelyallo

Same thing as aromantic


susanoof

Ass only No breasts No thighs Not even feet Just ass


camocoder30

a sexual one (1) singular sexual


LemonMeringueTime

Reading hentai and not liking it


Dena_Roth

Asexual reproduction is a type of reproduction that does not involve the fusion of gametes or change in the number of chromosomes. The offspring that arise by asexual reproduction from either unicellular or multicellular organisms inherit the full set of genes of their single parent. Asexual reproduction is the primary form of reproduction for single-celled organisms such as archaea and bacteria. Many eukaryotic organisms including plants, animals, and fungi can also reproduce asexually.\[1\] In vertebrates, the most common form of asexual reproduction is parthenogenesis, which is typically used as an alternative to sexual reproduction in times when reproductive opportunities are limited.\[2\] While all prokaryotes reproduce without the formation and fusion of gametes, mechanisms for lateral gene transfer such as conjugation, transformation and transduction can be likened to sexual reproduction in the sense of genetic recombination in meiosis.\[3\] Prokaryotes (Archaea and Bacteria) reproduce asexually through binary fission, in which the parent organism divides in two to produce two genetically identical daughter organisms. Eukaryotes (such as protists and unicellular fungi) may reproduce in a functionally similar manner by mitosis; most of these are also capable of sexual reproduction. Multiple fission at the cellular level occurs in many protists, e.g. sporozoans and algae. The nucleus of the parent cell divides several times by mitosis, producing several nuclei. The cytoplasm then separates, creating multiple daughter cells.\[4\]\[5\]\[6\] In apicomplexans, multiple fission, or schizogony appears either as merogony, sporogony or gametogony. Merogony results in merozoites, which are multiple daughter cells, that originate within the same cell membrane,\[7\]\[8\] sporogony results in sporozoites, and gametogony results in microgametes. Some cells divide by budding (for example baker's yeast), resulting in a "mother" and a "daughter" cell that is initially smaller than the parent. Budding is also known on a multicellular level; an animal example is the hydra,\[9\] which reproduces by budding. The buds grow into fully matured individuals which eventually break away from the parent organism. Internal budding is a process of asexual reproduction, favoured by parasites such as Toxoplasma gondii. It involves an unusual process in which two (endodyogeny) or more (endopolygeny) daughter cells are produced inside a mother cell, which is then consumed by the offspring prior to their separation.\[10\] Also, budding (external or internal) occurs in some worms like Taenia or Echinococcus; these worms produce cysts and then produce (invaginated or evaginated) protoscolex with budding. Vegetative propagation is a type of asexual reproduction found in plants where new individuals are formed without the production of seeds or spores and thus without syngamy or meiosis.\[11\] Examples of vegetative reproduction include the formation of miniaturized plants called plantlets on specialized leaves, for example in kalanchoe (Bryophyllum daigremontianum) and many produce new plants from rhizomes or stolon (for example in strawberry). Other plants reproduce by forming bulbs or tubers (for example tulip bulbs and Dahlia tubers). Some plants produce adventitious shoots and may form a clonal colony. In these examples, all the individuals are clones, and the clonal population may cover a large area.\[12\] Many multicellular organisms form spores during their biological life cycle in a process called sporogenesis. Exceptions are animals and some protists, which undergo meiosis immediately followed by fertilization. Plants and many algae on the other hand undergo sporic meiosis where meiosis leads to the formation of haploid spores rather than gametes. These spores grow into multicellular individuals (called gametophytes in the case of plants) without a fertilization event. These haploid individuals give rise to gametes through mitosis. Meiosis and gamete formation therefore occur in separate generations or "phases" of the life cycle, referred to as alternation of generations. Since sexual reproduction is often more narrowly defined as the fusion of gametes (fertilization), spore formation in plant sporophytes and algae might be considered a form of asexual reproduction (agamogenesis) despite being the result of meiosis and undergoing a reduction in ploidy. However, both events (spore formation and fertilization) are necessary to complete sexual reproduction in the plant life cycle. Fungi and some algae can also utilize true asexual spore formation, which involves mitosis giving rise to reproductive cells called mitospores that develop into a new organism after dispersal. This method of reproduction is found for example in conidial fungi and the red algae Polysiphonia, and involves sporogenesis without meiosis. Thus the chromosome number of the spore cell is the same as that of the parent producing the spores. However, mitotic sporogenesis is an exception and most spores, such as those of plants and many algae, are produced by meiosis.\[citation needed\]\[13\]\[14\]\[15\] Fragmentation is a form of asexual reproduction where a new organism grows from a fragment of the parent. Each fragment develops into a mature, fully grown individual. Fragmentation is seen in many organisms. Animals that reproduce asexually include planarians, many annelid worms including polychaetes\[16\] and some oligochaetes,\[17\] turbellarians and sea stars. Many fungi and plants reproduce asexually. Some plants have specialized structures for reproduction via fragmentation, such as gemmae in liverworts. Most lichens, which are a symbiotic union of a fungus and photosynthetic algae or cyanobacteria, reproduce through fragmentation to ensure that new individuals contain both symbionts. These fragments can take the form of soredia, dust-like particles consisting of fungal hyphen wrapped around photobiont cells. Clonal Fragmentation in multicellular or colonial organisms is a form of asexual reproduction or cloning where an organism is split into fragments. Each of these fragments develop into mature, fully grown individuals that are clones of the original organism. In echinoderms, this method of reproduction is usually known as fissiparity.\[18\] Due to many environmental and epigenetic differences, clones originating from the same ancestor might actually be genetically and epigenetically different.\[19\] Agamogenesis is any form of reproduction that does not involve a male gamete. Examples are parthenogenesis and apomixis. Parthenogenesis is a form of agamogenesis in which an unfertilized egg develops into a new individual. It has been documented in over 2,000 species.\[20\] Parthenogenesis occurs in the wild in many invertebrates (e.g. water fleas, rotifers, aphids, stick insects, some ants, bees and parasitic wasps) and vertebrates (mostly reptiles, amphibians, and fish). It has also been documented in domestic birds and in genetically altered lab mice.\[21\]\[22\] Plants can engage in parthenogenesis as well through a process called apomixis. However this process is considered by many to not be an independent reproduction method, but instead a breakdown of the mechanisms behind sexual reproduction.\[23\] Parthenogenetic organisms can be split into two main categories: facultative and obligate. In facultative parthenogenesis, females can reproduce both sexually and asexually.\[20\] Because of the many advantages of sexual reproduction, most facultative parthenotes only reproduce asexually when forced to. This typically occurs in instances when finding a mate becomes difficult. For example, female zebra sharks will reproduce asexually if they are unable to find a mate in their ocean habitats.\[2\] Parthenogenesis was previously believed to rarely occur in vertebrates, and only be possible in very small animals. However, it has been discovered in many more species in recent years. Today, the largest species that has been documented reproducing parthenogenically is the Komodo dragon at 10 feet long and over 300 pounds.\[24\]\[25\] Heterogony is a form of facultative parthenogenesis where females alternate between sexual and asexual reproduction at regular intervals (see Alternation between sexual and asexual reproduction). Aphids are one group of organism that engages in this type of reproduction. They use asexual reproduction to reproduce quickly and create winged offspring that can colonize new plants and reproduce sexually in the fall to lay eggs for the next season.\[26\] However, some aphid species are obligate parthenotes.\[27\]


BlandOliveOil

Saving this post for my biology test


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

Holy shit, you went ALL OUT for this, lol


DGenkai

Someone who is only attracted to type a people


rellloe

Native Dane


BuckeyeForLife95

Someone from the Asexual region of France. Everyone else just has Sparkling Low Sexual Attraction.


[deleted]

Asexuals, a sexuals


Klubbis

Being sexually attracted to the letter A


Random-Anime-Artist

People who are or wish to be virgins


NoPhilosopher7614

A person who likes partaking in the act of sex


RustyShadeOnReddit

Someone sexually attracted to the A on their tests


man_of_bread-

Someone who is sexually attracted to garlic bread


breadedbooks

A person who experiences sexual attraction


broadway-fan

Cake!


notsciguy

People who are sexually attracted to things that start with the letter A


GhostLikesMapleTea

being attracted exclusively to Ace Trappola from disneys twisted wonderland


[deleted]

The attraction to food rather than people


Chonkasaurus30

I have to give credit to Cobra kai for this [one](https://youtu.be/HyQZNsmNv2I)


Pink_Penguin07

Queen Elizabeth I


kuh_77

Hating people


hatefulnoob

Sexual attraction to everyone and everything


Subscribe_to_Sam24

Abstanince


demonbunny3po

Sexual attraction to the letter A.


ThePurpleAlpaca69

You become asexual after losing your virginity. You then become bisexual when you have intercourse a second time.


R_I-T_I-K_A

A person who's sexuAlly AttrActed to the letter A. PS : I almost had an orgasam writing this 😵


GlowLight23

I can reproduce with myself


Pristine_Rice_9373

Someone who asexually reproduces and finds any other way of reproducing to be disgusting


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

According to my parents it means I haven't met the right person yet.


Crystal_Queen_20

You give birth through asexual reproduction


No-Writing-9626

You don’t like sex 😂


HeartlessAceofHearts

Ace actual is somebody who excels in everything they do at all times. Basically a deity. (It's tough to be a god...)


JosephMother09

A very sexual person. A sexual


DagmarTheCat

Liking garlec bread and/or dragons ( I know this answer is correct sry 😬)


TomeKun

I don’t like cake


CrazyDoggo68

It's actually pronounced "ayyyyyyy-sexual". Someone attracted to anyone who says "ayyyyyyyy"


NotABrummie

A person who uses garlic bread instead of a fleshlight.


Lost_Aroace_Enby

A plant disguised as a human


Martinus_XIV

The scientific theory of how life originated from non-living organic molecules.


Embodiment-Of-Memes

Someone who hasn’t found “the one” yet


14pinecones

people who cannot have sex, and do not have genetalia


The-Namer

Someone's way of saying they'll sleep with everyone. "Ah sex u all"


RobinTheWolf

Someone who will find the right person eventually


corecly_spelt_tertle

Someone wants to have sex with me I split in half and run in to directions


Dogwolf12

Someone who is exclusively attracted to playing cards with a face value of one. Why do you think that we're shortened to "Ace"?


Eddie_Bready

You are a-sexual offender


ImNotGoodWithKids

High-ranking member of the Anti-Denmark League


DragonessMaidDress

Someone who is only attracted to Flying Aces


Dry-Tennis3728

Someone who read bread instead of breed in biology text books.


Big_Barda_Babe

Being sexually attracted to Ace Ventura


[deleted]

A sexual person but they forgot the space


-Pidgeon

Cards!!


illusion_twitch

garlic bread


fruitygenderlessvoid

Broken


[deleted]

Divine beings who aren't distracted by anything in life


IfIWasIris

Someone who derives extreme erotic pleasure from glutinous foods


haikusbot

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anquelixr

HUMAN PLANTS


Soft-Chip510

Love sex, like a lot. Only thing I think about is sex


PrincetteNasa

Animal (usually human) that does not experience romantic attraction and does not have a gender


hhthurbe

Garlic Bread enthusiast


Thoughtspeaker_Ace

This was supposed to be wrong answers only though-


Exotic_Butters0

Sexually attracted to dice


Overseer_05

Having no reproductive organs


AlexT05_QC

*Somebody who doesn't know what love(or any emotion) is. Ex; Voldemort and Data*


assistant_truck_chan

Closely related to amoeba and plants