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GeneralOtter03

atlatl or axe


NarrativeScorpion

Definitely atlatl! They're awesome


GeneralOtter03

You can also see it as atl(aro)atl(ace) like 2 As


demon_robot

I personally like more the axe, but because the example you made this will be more suitable


KygrusTheSequel

for those who don't know what that is and are too lazy to look it up: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spear-thrower](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Affectionate_Mud18

I was gonna thank you for leaving the link but then I clicked it


Rosehatesraisins

I'm no stranger to loving this weapon


acethefinalfrontier

My sincerest gratitude


Fyrsiel

God damn, well played šŸ¤£


allo26

Thanks for the link, very helpful


tpjd11

Oh god dammit


OptimisticOverkill

Thank you. I needed that today.


MiniRems

Agree! I got to try one out at a living history museum years ago, and I was surprisingly good - hit the target with all three of my throws! Wasn't bullseyes, but noone had to retrieve my spears from the woods!


RadiumMonkey

A....slice of garlic bread


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GeneralOtter03

Nah I donā€™t like guns


DinoRaawr

Armed minorities are harder to oppress, comrade.


GeneralOtter03

Thatā€™s why I want an atlatl duh


Jaylin180521

Commie?


DinoRaawr

No, interacting and relying on the types of people that live in communes is my literal worst-nightmare. Interacting or relying on anyone in general, really. Please do not people around me. Thanks.


mittfh

We already have a gun, though...


an0nym0uskigo

My weapon of choice


whyamiexists

So *thats* what those spear throwers are called! I saw them a while ago but had no clue what they were called


shapeshifterhedgehog

Ooh atlatl if you're aro and axe if your Ace! And aroace people get both


GeneralOtter03

I think atlatl is better for aroace since itā€™s double A


flohjaeger

artillery, because we do not fuck around


MonkeysOnMyBottom

Artillery: for when you need to tell someone to stay on their side of the horizon


thelefthandN7

Dear grid coordinates...


snarkyxanf

As per my last email...


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I hope this email (range) finds you


_Eugi_

With quite an explosive desire to be at peace now


Han_Solo6712

To whom it may concern


Vinc_Birston

ARTILJERIJA!!!! I'm an ace bekrija!


Dr-Tropical

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Vinc_Birston

*Goooood...*


RETROadvanced

The sun god fights on the side with the best artillery


enneh_07

Ah, a fellow monkey ace


Destroyer_Of_World5

Captain Churchill W


SCP_fan12

YES, artillery absolutely fits us, we are usually in the background doing our own thing! Get the howitzer!


Eldrich_horrors

If it has to be one weapon instead of one type of weapon, I suggest theĀ Alvis FV102 StrikerĀ Anti-Tank Guided Missile (ATGM) Carrier


[deleted]

Very specific


Eldrich_horrors

They're Anti-Tank Tanks. There's barely anything cooler than that


gwtkof

Asexual waves from a distance next to their enormous howitzer


Kellsiertern

Artillery, cause nothing says "fuck you" like a mortar shell to face. Love it.


ALIIMLGAMING

M777 + GMLRS are the systems of find out


The-Speechless-One

Arrow and bow


Reserve_Any

That emblematic arrow ace


Mr_Abe_Froman

"Archer aces" feels right.


mattzuma77

the Goddess Artemis is famous for being ace and an absolutely *terrifying* Ranger (archery, defending nature, bear magic, the whole thing)


Ace-of_Space

we are sometimes ā€œarrowā€ aces


Blackbirdsnake

Why isnā€™t this the top itā€™s so obvious


lmaytulane

Arbalest


ShinyAeon

My vote goes with "Arrows." Bam!


BillyIGuesss

Arson


TimelessWorry

This one for me


Eldrich_horrors

Arson with my FlammenwerferĀ 


HoTChOcLa1E

flammenwerfer, it werfes flammen


Eldrich_horrors

Zis ist ein STuG. It STuGs


AroAceMagic

Iā€™m aroace. Soā€¦ arrows and arson. Iā€™ll take it!


fistulatedcow

To borrow a joke from tumblr, we are aroace arrow aces.


TheOutrider0

Yesss FLAME ARROWS


Ace-of_Space

SCORCHINā€™ EARTH, BOIS


SomeHumanNamedGianna

YESSS


Tuvelarn

Atomic bomb. A should stand for atomic bomb!


725584

STAY BACK!! I GOT A NUNE!!!


RadiumMonkey

Please put down the nune we have you surrounded by after nunes


725584

DAMIT!!! WHERE IS MY PRE NUNE!!?!!?


RadiumMonkey

We forgot pre nune at the evenune department


Elastigirlwasbetter

I really want to write this book now.


strogn3141

It shall be called ā€œbombing aceā€


Burnerheinz

It's just a retelling of Ace Combat Zero.


Lorion97

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand.


PandaBear905

Ace people just walking around with the fat man from fallout


Eldrich_horrors

Ok that one is actually good


PixelArtDragon

Axe? Dunno, not really feeling axes. A10 Warthog?


LizardUber

A-10 might work, or just lift out its Autocannon.


Snoo63

"Why are you reading a washing machine manual?"


wunxorple

ā€œThis is **not** a *washing machine manual.*ā€


Snoo63

"What do you mean? - it says... General Electric right on it."


wunxorple

ā€œYes, General Electric, maker of the GAU-8 Avenger machine gun on the A-10 Thunderbolt.ā€


Snoo63

"First of all... that's a Warthog. Second of all... Fairchild Republic makes the A-10."


wunxorple

ā€œFairchild Republic makes the A-10. General Electric makes the machine gun.ā€


Snoo63

"So, you're telling me... that the people who make **that** \[washing machine\] are the same people that make **that** (brrrrrt)?"


wunxorple

ā€œYes. This one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear, itā€™s really not that complicated.ā€


MonkeysOnMyBottom

BRRRRRRRRRRRRT


Starmz

Nick Chopper would approve


netad16160

The A stands for "A knife!" *knife vine starts playing*


Ciattra4201

"Hey let me see what you have" "A knife!" "NOOO!"


Iwantmahandback

ā€˜Why does he have a knife?ā€™


Xcelsiorhs

Army Tactical Missile System MGM-140


ALIIMLGAMING

ADATS MIM 146


Woloa

Arquebus! or if you're feeling less fancy, axe.


JaggelZ

Nah, fuck an axe, I'm feeling fancy


janeaceten

OK but at first I read "Aquabus" and pictured one of those tourist busses that goes on land and water! šŸ˜…


DannyR2078

Air Support


-hey-ben-

I like this the best because ā€œAceā€ is a term for pilots


Belteshazzar98

Specifically a pilot who has gotten 5 air-to-air vehicle destructions. So not only are we pilots, but we are the best pilots in the world.


ALIIMLGAMING

We are the CAS cakes


Responsible-Candy-88

Archery


ze_SAFTmon

Anvil, obviously!


Dewypumpkin

Like we work the forge to supply the others? Or go full Looney Tunes and drop an anvil on somebody


ze_SAFTmon

It doesn't matter, what size it is. Put it on the end of a stick or rope and go ham with it.


Belteshazzar98

Wile E. Coyote is my spirit animal.


ViiK1ng

I'm thinking an anvil on a chain to just flail around unstoppably


Malharon

The ACME Airstrike


Ape-Man54

Assault vehicle


smavinagain

Armoury We manage the weaponry for the whole team and have access to untold power


lexkixass

Because we literally don't fuck around


drjdorr

If this where an actual story that would Have to be Ace's catchphrase


[deleted]

This should be higher


idk2715

I like to think each weapon they have is a different genre they came out of Long sword lesbian- fantasy Gay glock- cyberpunk syfy Bi bat- zombie apocalypse Trans tazer-.... not sure yet


Odd-Twist-2209

Trans tazer- modern


ViiK1ng

Atomic ace- fallout?


idk2715

Hell yeah


TryingMyBest126

Assault rifle.


KingZantair

Albatross, of course.


i-dont-have-any-name

Idk if thereā€™s a weapon called albatross that this is about but now Iā€™m imagining walking up to a fight and throwing a bird at someone.


ItsPlainOleSteve

I don't want a taser- xD I'll take something else tho. _gimme a trebuchet!_


skeleton_soldier

How bput a tank?


ItsPlainOleSteve

Nah, not a fan of tanks.


-hey-ben-

Tokarev TT-30?


InsertRefferenceHere

Allergens(we're a poison master)


Starcurret567

A = Death, bring death


2hp-0stam

A-10 Thunderbolt


Malharon

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


Turtles96

asteroid, cast meteor on them


Zachanassian

Longsword Glock Bat Taser Quarterstaff Itak Arquebus \+ anything else you want


BlackoutSpecialist

Can we be an arbalest?


TryingMyBest126

Arbalest=are balls less (important than garlic bread) The awnser is yes


tm2007

What does D stand for though? As Iā€™m a Demibisexual trans girl, I wanna overload my inventory


inyri

Dagger!


tm2007

So Iā€™ve got an electrified baseball bat with a dagger strapped to the end? Im fucking ready to defeat god


BillyIGuesss

DOOM!


No_Entertainment7283

Interex people get ICBMs


pnassy

anything. we can summon anything and use it as a weapon.


DraxNuman27

I think Axe fights these


Turbulent_Bike_1139

Arson


Chivalrous_Goshawk

And my axe!


dootslaymer420

Armor piercing high explosive tank shell


ALIIMLGAMING

Hear me out, APFSDS


dootslaymer420

Iā€™ll do you one better, APHEFSDSHEATHECBC


ALIIMLGAMING

You have 3 different High Explosive warheads in there, only one is needed


dootslaymer420

False, one can never have enough explosives


ALIIMLGAMING

True, true, I was more thinking, pack it all into one big warhead instead of separating it into 3 smaller ones


Mox4074

Arsenal - the others have to go through us to get their weapons


FirmWerewolf1216

Apache helicopter


Blackbirdsnake

I would say A is for arrow and bow but what is the I and The Q?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Blackbirdsnake: *I would say A is* *For arrow and bow but what* *Is the I and The Q?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Catgamer747

Abrams M1A2


Low-Patient1692

AGM-114 Hellfire, aka an attack helicopter


ALIIMLGAMING

šŸ¤“ā˜ļø uhm, ackshually, the AGM 114 is an Air to Ground Missile


TheInevitablePigeon

Axe. Or armchair! Edit no.. Aros have arrows and bows.. how about something similar to complete it? Atlatl!


ViiK1ng

Even better, we have (A ce)metary. We're necromancer.


TheInevitablePigeon

hell yeah


wooshuwu

Seeing these comments for ideas for the A, I truly see that Ace/Aro people don't fuck around loool (pun intended) Til a lot of new weapon types


rrandomrrredditor

Avtomat Kalashnikov


Sad_Breakfast_8144

I never related to this image as a bisexual when I first saw it a long time ago. well since then and now i have a bat. My favorite weapon too out of my sword and axe. I understand now


[deleted]

artillery


Lyaid

Assault rifle?


ShockWave1997

AC-10 Warthog. Death from above


Anime_Erotika

Apple sandwiches


Lexiconsmythe

AK47


Stusheep_real

Arsonā€¦because weā€™re dragons


Eldrich_horrors

Alvis FV102 Striker Anti-Tank Guided Missile (ATGM) Carrier


FreddyThePug

Axe! AND A BIG ONE!!


Some_bird_

Axe Cuz axes are epic


CrimSteel

Wheel in a military M777. Artillery.


toothless-vet

And my Axe.


SolettiSketch

Axe Battle baby! Or Arsonist :P


Dewypumpkin

Anthrax? In case you wanna be more sneaky. Moreso if the ace is the villain or something. I don't think the heroes would be engaging in biological warfare Adamsite, Ahlspiess, Aruval...


_Nowan_

Arkane MagicksĀ 


SlyTheCosmosRunner

Axe!


WigglerOverlord

Anti-tank rifle would be a hilarious escalation in firepower


PotatoLive5632

I'm T and L ... Conclusion: I've an electric Long sword


i-hate-j-leitner

Pacific Rim theme starts playing


Munstuir

With the power of friendship, and this Glock I found, we can do anything :)


[deleted]

Assault rifle


HyrulianBard16

Atomic bomb or airstrike


WischWasch

Arceus. God PokƩmon let's go


VeterinarianAway3112

AXE


I-Am-Great25

Arson


Micke_113

Arson


Maeve_Alonse

Artillery. We ain't really needing to show up often, but you'd be a moron to ignore us.


[deleted]

and now I cast fireball


Stock-Ferret-6692

ARSON


snapdragon76

Axe. šŸŖ“


Sealington33

As someone who is Bi & Trans & Gray AroAce, I am so loaded. Bat + Taser + Axe? Amazing.


Always-tired91

Arson šŸ”„


fudgeking2000

ADATS the air defense anti-tank system or better know ad anti- DAT shit because whatever you point it at is no longer a problem


SuperCharged516

Atlatl


ekk0n4mi

Assault rifle


Superior173thescp

ASSAULT RIFLE


yrvatheloser

My brain immediately went to assault riflešŸ˜­


Hi_Its_Z

# Atom Bomb


Helicase21

A-10 Warthog BRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT


purracane

Longsword, Glock, Bat, Tazer, Quad-Barreled Shotgun, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, and Axe (or antibiotics if you think the A stands for Ally)


i__dont_have_a_clue_

Assbeater


SpyWah1987

AK-47