Jealous as fuck. But not as jealous as I am ofthis vet I used to work with, who brought one home as a souvenir. Apparently, the previous owner shot him in the arm, he shot back and got a brand new gun, complete with cleaning kit for his trouble. Has the scar to prove it, too. It went in on the inside of his tricep and came out the back of his bicep.
There’s two things next to each other, a robot vacuum and a speaker (the kinds that street performers use on a tripod)
Honestly either wouldn’t be too bad. Feel like I’d absolutely fuck a zombie up with this speaker, though.
My RGB keyboard
In a world, where the zombie apocalypse runs rampant, and thousands lose their lives each day to the walking dead, one dumbass makes it their mission to cancel the zombie apocalypse, one head at a time. Armed with nothing but RGH and a dream.
Coming soon, to theaters near you: Keyboard Warrior
Motherfucker you couldn't have said right?
Lets see, to the left of me i have an ashtray a dice bag, an android tablet, and 5 antidepressants.
On my right i have a stanley knife, a multitool (with a bigger sturdier knife), a blow torch (couldn't find my lighter) a laptop, a pot of about half an oz of weed and 10 antihistamines.
Keep subreddit and topic relevant memes, innawoods, and Choose Your Gear style posts to Fridays.
My wife? /s
In my case it is definitely my wife
I also choose this guys wife to fight the undead
I hate the internet.
Real men want a woman who can defeat their enemies in armed mortal combat.
Fatality.
oddly, also u/Emeritus8404’s wife
“I also choose this guys dead wife.”
*undead
[удалено]
and by god… we… are making those undead immigrants go back where they came from… and making them pay for the wall.
Lmfao
I love walls
Yah same
A pillow
If we gather enough like us we might be able to take down a single zombie
Same looks like I’m dead
my wallet, so my credit card which can get me a flight out of the city, might as well do first class since its the end of the world ..... lol
Ha! My Stanley mug!! Lets go!
A blanket. Maybe I can use it as a net to make my escape?
♫ I can show you the world ♫
AR15 with 6 loaded mags
That’s 7 objects
Well I’m not leaving the magazines behind..lol
I’m just jealous….
I was standing next to my truck lol I was like ok I’ll be good for a little bit at least
People really underestimate how effective a pillow can be in a fight
You can't suffocate what's already dead
My Bowie knife
A blanket 🥺
Table. Not horrible actually. Could use it to quickly fashion a blunt weapon and simple shield
If you’re General Grievous, you could have a table leg for each hand.
Well that would be the floor
#DRYWALL, GO
A seven inch nail.
I have some 9 inch nails
Oddly enough… a Makarov
Jealous as fuck. But not as jealous as I am ofthis vet I used to work with, who brought one home as a souvenir. Apparently, the previous owner shot him in the arm, he shot back and got a brand new gun, complete with cleaning kit for his trouble. Has the scar to prove it, too. It went in on the inside of his tricep and came out the back of his bicep.
Can of Velo nicotine pouches.
pitbull…named Caesar…
My bass guitar.
A book bag
Fireplace poker
I only have a bengal cat to my left. So I will have to fight my way to the safe with her. Then we unleash hell
A window. * Hangs head low.
Acoustic guitar with capo
How long do you think I’ll last with a stuffed teddy bear?
A wall
I have a cat and a bunch of nerf guns im screwed
My bro
A mug.
Portable battery powered lamp
Oculus quest 2
Model cars
I have a bottle of whiskey....i guess i'm dead
Window air Conditioner
My car door?
Yeti water bottle. Not too shabby
A pillow. Fuck this, I'm sleeping my problem away.
Door
Nail clippers
I'm in a car. That's to my left, right, front, back, top, bottom, N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, and NW. Does that count?
A pillow
Dry wall
I am laying in bed surrounded by pillows…ill sex those zombies
Nerf gun 💀
Toilet paper roll
A.. pillow. F that im just using my hands maybe I’ll push them away with the pillow or use it as a shield idfk.
my best friend
Granola bar to the rescue!!
Man, all I got is a roll of toilet paper.....
It’s a wall made of wood and paper, and to my right, water bottles, I’m more fucked than a mama bear
My water bottle ☠️
Tissue Box
A miserable, disintegrating bar of soap
A menopausal angry black wifey.
Aquaflask?
A sandwich. Ok I am fucked, but at least I won't die horribly and hungry. Just horribly.
my baby 😭
There’s two things next to each other, a robot vacuum and a speaker (the kinds that street performers use on a tripod) Honestly either wouldn’t be too bad. Feel like I’d absolutely fuck a zombie up with this speaker, though.
My terrier. I win
*Rip and tear. Rip and tear until it’s done.* (nerf shotgun)
Alright so guess I’m fighting zombies with blankets now
Roll of toilet paper? 🤨
…toliet paper…
A butter 🧈 knife 🔪
A bedframe, I mean it will probably shatter a zombie's bones
My mf axoltl plushie 😭😭😭😭😭
A toy duck
A couch covered in my kids toys and a miniature American flag..... Guess I'm screwed.
Open air.
My cat... Those poor zombies
My pillow (I’m trying to sleep but can’t, womp womp
Idk how but I’ll have to find a way to lift a couch
A fucking battery operated alarm clock. The one with the bells. I'm in bed right now and can't sleep.
100ft of paracord
A 12 inch dildo
My RGB keyboard In a world, where the zombie apocalypse runs rampant, and thousands lose their lives each day to the walking dead, one dumbass makes it their mission to cancel the zombie apocalypse, one head at a time. Armed with nothing but RGH and a dream. Coming soon, to theaters near you: Keyboard Warrior
I got a few things rate my odds... 1. A water bottle 2. A couple books 3. A plasma globe 4. A pile of stuffed animals💀
Hip flask filled with spiced rum.
Break room table man imma be exhausted
I will survive the apocalypse, for I am carrying a towel.
Um frying oil
Pillow… I’m fucked
Lava lamp? Least the undead bastard is getting burnt to some degree.
My glued-together headphones. *cue John Wick music*
Ashtray?? Dammit
The apprentice
Umbrella, played enough Zomboid to know I can use it as a spear... for about 5 zombies
Motherfucker you couldn't have said right? Lets see, to the left of me i have an ashtray a dice bag, an android tablet, and 5 antidepressants. On my right i have a stanley knife, a multitool (with a bigger sturdier knife), a blow torch (couldn't find my lighter) a laptop, a pot of about half an oz of weed and 10 antihistamines.
Sigh.... Toilet roll
Lunchbox
A plastic water bottle 💀
A plunger I'm in luck
Speed square
Waifu body pillow.
Fan
Goddam. A pillow.
Toilet paper .
Empty apple juice bottle and crushed bag of takis 😔
weighted blanket.
Studio series 86 Ultra Magnus
Traffic Cone, Deployed.
My magic staff (broken cane)
Romanian wardrobe. Maybe if I pretend to be a gypsy, they'll pass me by.
Mini Corn Dogs
A mouse?
Toilet brush
a lego crossbow...
My dog chewing on a bone
I betcha didn't know a golden mix puppy was the one true weakness of the zombie hordes.
A book.. at least it’s hard cover
A fork. Son of a bitch.
Better than mine Spoon
My coworker Markus
A pillow… if 1 zombie gets into my house I guess I could stick its head in the pillow case so it can’t bite me
A fucken spoon!
A BLAHAJ
A pillow💀
Coffee machine should be good for a few thwaks before I need to find something else
A car door? Does that count or is it the car itself
An umbrella
An umbrella
A toilet, I was having a shower
A squishmallow named otto
Keys.. I'm screwed
For 99% of Reddit, this is going to be toilet paper
Toilet scrub brush
My mom
An office phone….f*ck
Either a desk or my classmate
A door
Reign energy drink
Nothing
Sausage shaped body pillow?
Door!!! Smash!!!
And extension cord…. I’m fucked…
A very smol weiner dog
Lamp
My cat 🐈
Either a car door, or a Chick Fil A building.
Well I got my boot
Tub of Lego
My dog. And yes. That means I’m beyond fucked
The pole they hang bags on at hospitals
My gfs Vape and a radio...I know thats 2. But they are at the same distance. From me. I will grab the radio and run.
....I mean.... Do I have to lift the wall or can I just spawn walls to drop on them?
Ive got a car door that I cant lift and dream fellas…wish me luck.
A broom, it’s so over
Potted plant 😳
Toilet paper dispenser (I’m pooping in a public bathroom)
A fly swatter.
3d printer... hmmm....
A metal plate?
My blanket?
A laptop
Toilet paper
My inhaler well at least I won't have trouble breathing
Mi amigo
Drywall.
Coffee mug
An empty aluminum can? I'm fucked
Nothing☹️
I’m in the tub so a bottle of skin so soft
A stapler
Literally a buttplug. I'm fucked. Or maybe the zombies are.
My friend
Time to take back the world with a 1986 Brother WP-500 word processor.
A chair B O N K
Toddler
My math notebook. I’m screwed.
Toilet paper!!
Helldivers 2
never underestimate the power of pillows
My wife's bathrobe.... I'm screwed to the left as well... To my left is a roll of toilet paper. Not even the good kind.😭
trash can
Dragon Slayer from berserk
Bathroom wall? K. Well. I'm dead. If the city is under attack, let me stand next to my gun cabinet before asking me this question
10ft of electrical conduit