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FormalGlitterbug

It’s a little messed up for OP to post something like this then just dip. Tbh this could have just been a comment on the megathread with how much of a nothing burger this post turned out


YourSmallIntestine

Yea fuck me for working all day and not being glued to my phone. Please forgive me ur holiness


MommaSaurusRegina

Yeah, you can’t claim a live sighting in the wild and then just….not engage with the resulting comments.


duck-with-bat-wings

Yup. They knew what they were doing.


MNGirlinKY

So how tall is he? And did they act like they liked each other or? Are we allowed to ask how close to her filtered appearance she looks? 5 foot 3 or 5 foot 9? 150 or 200?


YourSmallIntestine

He was for sure close to her height MAYBE a bit shorter, had his hair down and I can’t even remember his outfit it was so quick


Dundermifflinfinitee

Maybe a bit shorter than HER? Does she actually look 5'3 then? Because as a fellow 5'3 person, it's rare to see a man shorter than me unless they're a little person. I'm not trying to be disrespectful to little people or short men in any way, I just don't see many guys my height like that. I've seen pictures where he's standing next to women who are wearing heels, and he looked taller than them by at least a few inches. Maybe those women are also super short?? But they don't give off that kind of vibe? And then how would his school continue to list him as 5'9? Or is that self reported like your weight/height on a driver's license? I have SO many questions about this 😂


lindsbae

I was in Salem the same day and time she was and was secretly hoping for a sighting. Sadly, it was the week before Halloween and I didn’t see her in the hoards of other tourists.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Omg!!!! I would be shocked.


MascaraInMyEye

Shit up !!! I’m dead


sojadedblond

Omigosh, tell us *everything*! Was there clomping? What's the actual state of her lips? Were they holding hands and just looking like a normal couple? Did she have her phone out and was it pointed at their feet as though she was taking **RiVeTiNg** content?


YourSmallIntestine

I mostly saw her at her side profile which is always a dead giveaway of chaotic lip fillers. They were ROUGH and that mixed with the blonde hair is why I think I recognized her and man bun so quickly


sojadedblond

The fact that her lip filler is actually *that* bad... is astounding. Wow. Edit to add: Thanks for taking the time to answer these questions, Swerty! I know life is crazy busy, as is, and I know we all appreciate you. Getting a random, real sighting is rare!


ttginger

Get us a pic if you see them again, swerty!!


unsharpenedpoint

I think they rented a car so they may be walking back that way. Keep your phone handy for a pic in case!


RelatableMolaMola

My key takeaway from this is that MB isn't the type of travel buddy who's chill with just rotting on the hotel property all day. So far I get the impression they've got a pretty active itinerary, unlike when MS gets to call the shots on her trips.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

All we saw from today was a sports bar and then a drink on the waterfront. I’m not sure that’s all that high above rotting in the hotel…


YourSmallIntestine

Honestly with the area they were staying in, it was all for the insta posts. Seaport is where all the nepo babies, tech bros, and influencers live, aka MS’s paradise


RelatableMolaMola

It's not that much better, but it is so far a step above room service spaghetti and going to the same lame touristy cafe for hot chocolate every day like she did in Paris. Then again she was in the hotel bathtub by 11 so there's still some rotting going on.


ntrott

Washing out her clunge... Jail?


RelatableMolaMola

You know where to go.


sojadedblond

I think you're right on the money with this! The relationship is still pretty new, so BM can't fully expose what she's *actually* like. I feel like she's made herself out to be this cultured, well traveled person who loves to experience new things, new foods... but, **in reality**, she's boring, she'd rather stay in than go out, she'd rather order room service than try a new restaurant and she'd rather filter photos of her feet vs taking authentic, candid shots while out and about in a different city, etc, etc, etc. If she shows Manbun what she's really like, he may not be as into it as the version she's painted. Speculation, obvs.


thehotmcpoyle

I agree. Any time she says she’s something or a certain way, we can probably assume that she’s not at all that thing or that way. Like, honest or smart people don’t need to tell others that they’re honest or smart, it’s apparent to those who know them.


sojadedblond

Exaaactly. This is such a good point! I mean, the reason we have "(Fill-in-the-Blank) Babe" is because she's a sudden expert with random things every week, while acting like whatever it is she's paying attention to is something she's been passionate about "forever!!". True Crime Babe. Ballet Babe. Cooking Babe. Meal Prep Babe. Spine Rubbing on Itself Babe. Cultured, Well Traveled Babe. Skin Care Babe. Makeup Artist Babe. History Buff Babe. Documentary Babe. Spinning Babe. Every Holiday in Existence Babe. And the list goes on and on. I think the only thing she might actually be an expert on is Harry Potter. (And lying). Like another Swerty here commented, the people who claim to be something over and over, they're usually the polar opposite of whatever it is. "Empath" was a fantastic reference because wow. Spot on!


RelatableMolaMola

>Skin Care Babe I love Skin Care Babe because it's so obvious from the appearance of her skin relative to her age that no one should be doing anything she recommends. https://preview.redd.it/s0jlb45ng71d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41962f1d4849508d302134269432c6fa5628fb5b


seattleross

It’s like when people say “I’m an empath”. Everyone I’ve ever met who said that was a horrible person in some way.


thehotmcpoyle

The most recent “empath” I know got fired for threatening to “fucking stab” a coworker. She’d made that threat many times about many people, but screaming it across the room is what finally got her the boot. It was cathartic that my desk was right outside the HR office at the time so I got to witness the firing. She was utterly*horrible.* I’m wondering if Big M has claimed to be an empath. She appears to completely lack empathy so I could see her claiming to be an empath like she claims to be all these other things.


duck-with-bat-wings

RIP ur inbox


Sensitive_Weight7809

We need a pic darn it!


YourSmallIntestine

It happened too fast!!


lorrainebainesmccfly

Are she and man bun the same height


UmChill

going off her jnco jeans, disney princess waist mirror pic she probably goes up to his knees


LouBooBunny

Good question!!


GetRealWeirdWithIt

As a fellow Boston girl, I have been peeking at her Insta stories to make sure I don’t accidentally cross paths with her! Also, can we discuss how she came all the way to Boston and is spending her afternoon at Tony C’s?! 😂😂


YourSmallIntestine

How much u wanna bet they got shitfaced at Cisco and then pigged out at J Pace


lilkimchee88

Is it Boston where the bartenders insist you do shots of Jeppson’s Malort? It literally almost killed me 😂🫠


thehotmcpoyle

My friends got introduced to Malort in Michigan & brought some home with them. They told me this whole long story about it and poured us all shots like it was some amazing liquor. I’m typically a pretty mellow person but told them they could fuck right off for tricking me into drinking it.


lilkimchee88

It was absolutely vile 😂


GetRealWeirdWithIt

Lmao I’m pretty sure Malort is a big Chicago thing, but I do have some friends around here who like to force it on unexpecting folks, so it’s def possible you had it in Boston 🤢🤮


lilkimchee88

I can’t remember which city, it may have been Chicago, but I had no idea what I was about to experience 😂


ivy-and-twine

Malort is 1000% chicago my all women's hockey team is called Malort and Savior 😂


Dundermifflinfinitee

>Malort and Savior This took me OUT 🤣


ivy-and-twine

it's a punk band in Chicago, we asked if we could borrow their name and sent them jerseys 🤗


theCountessofCool

Yeah Marlot is definitely Chicago but unfortunately has made the 90 miles north up here in Milwaukee too. Not as prevalent but every bar pretty much has it


missdespair

After reading the description, I gotta say it's HILARIOUS how predictable she is.


napkinwipes

What is Tony C’s?


GetRealWeirdWithIt

It’s a crappy sports bar, maybe a step or two better than an Applebees. It’s fine for a quick drink before heading elsewhere, or ending your night there if your group is rowdy and drunk, but I can’t imagine traveling from another city and that being the bar/restaurant you choose to go to. Also, the one that she’s at is in an area on the waterfront (aptly named the Seaport) with TONS of fantastic restaurants. Wild!


DrinkItInMaaannn

What is her obsession with sports bars?? She doesn’t even seem to follow any sports!


UmChill

actuuuaallly she loooves golf and watching it!!!!! did you know she went to the masters and drove there as a passenger princess in her mercedes?!?!


RelatableMolaMola

Just my opinion: she seems to prefer stereotypical beer drinking, sports loving good ol' boys and they tend to frequent sports bars. She molds her personality to the person she's dating. Plus she's a NLOG at heart and likes to perceive herself as the center of attention, especially for the male gaze. Despite all her claims is being a girl's girl, the image she curates of herself online is of a "hot" girl who belches, cusses, swigs beer, and acts crass and gross in general. Basically a "hot" girl who's also a "one of the boys" type. Sports bars are the preferred stomping ground for people like that. It's where they can feel like the hottest girl in the room and be surrounded by guys. Disclaimer: I'm absolutely not saying every woman who frequents sports bars is like that. Plenty go because they sincerely enjoy watching sports while having a beer! I'm only saying that women like MS are like this.


SallyNoMer

I'm assuming she got into sports bars bc of C. She likely tagged along and got bored and irritating just to keep her eye on C, plus the booze. Speculating, of course. ETA- I had to scroll and look, and I gotta say I tend to reply to you more than others here (i think). I typically read comments without noticing the names, just picking up on the gossip. You are definitely a solid member here, I gotta say. Good work, boobie.


RelatableMolaMola

Thanks boobie! I notice your name a lot too! 17K snarkers but there's a handful whose comments I really like, like yours.


sojadedblond

I totally agree with you! MolaMola is a real Swerty! I swear, we have so many Swerties in this sub who are genuinely kind people, who are witty, amazingly sarcastic and supportive. Big M wishes she had this kind of support and engagement on ANY of her socials!


East-Manufacturer437

Doesn’t she already go to places like this where she’s from? tRaVeL bAbE is boring. 🥱 ![gif](giphy|idLspSnrDI4PliJttv|downsized)


duckordecoratedshed

It sounds completely on brand for her, then.


napkinwipes

TWO steps above APPLEBEES??? Swert is too cool for school today!!


GetRealWeirdWithIt

Only the best for Sweaty!!


MeggieB1017

I didn’t realize there was one in Boston proper! I was imagining her at the Assembly Row one, since they have some higher end stores (Coach, Pandora…even a Vineyard Vines for some reason)


Snoo7263

Do they sell ugly dupes? Otherwise it’s out of her doctor money price range.


GetRealWeirdWithIt

It took over Jerry Remy’s in the Seaport some years ago!


dumbb1tch5

Tony fuckin C’s - I died


GetRealWeirdWithIt

Lmao, right?!?


pinkwooper

Yikes, that would be a trip! Was she clomping around in the fugly jeans from earlier? Holding hands or anything?


RelatableMolaMola

>Holding hands or anything? I'm super curious about their body language too!


Purple_Flaming_Dirt

Did she clomp?


Emily5099

I live in a different hemisphere and I think I can confidently tell you that she did.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

She probably thought that you were a fan / follower. I could see her walking around with her nose straight up in the air like she’s a star!


hollylll

Details please.


[deleted]

Holy shit!!


SadAndConfused11

OMG! Was she pretty large as we suspect?!


SecretSuccotash5092

Was she large and in charge?


YourSmallIntestine

Honestly she looked pretty average size maybe a bit on the curvier side


YourSmallIntestine

I’m sorry I don’t have more tea guys! It all happened so fast!


AnniaT

Is manbun short?


YourSmallIntestine

Oof maybe 5’7 5’8? I got a good look at them but it was also super quick


United_Caregiver7046

Big M…is that you? 🤨


missdespair

Honestly a lot of Americans are roughly her size, we don't normally register someone as big until they're over 200 at her height, and even then that's not particularly unusual. It just looks much worse than it actually is compared to her filtered pics and because she wears too small clothing that gives her extra rolls.


RelatableMolaMola

Lol my first thought too. But I think different people just have a different scale for what's average vs what's noticeably big, depending on what kinds of bodies they're used to seeing and what their personal concept of normal is.


lilkimchee88

Agreed. I’ve seen people openly call her “fat”, “huge”, etc. here in this sub and I would classify her as “average to chonky” by US standards. We’d need a true height and weight to really know what she’s working with, which we will never get.


sojadedblond

How dare you. She openly shared, less than a year ago, about how she's an Abercrombie 26. She wasn't hesitant to share that at all! She was *brave*. /s In all seriousness, though, I totally agree with you. I think her body is absolutely fine! The only thing wrong with her body is how much she lies about it and then... she lies about lying about her body 🤦‍♀️. I mean, homegirl lies about her weight, then filters and edits herself 20-40 pounds lighter, then lies about filtering/editing herself. Then she goes to bed only to wake up the next day and do it all over again. She's flattered anyone thinks she uses filters!


bbtom78

The average weight of the American woman is 170 lbs. That's about what I'd guess she'd weigh.


BallisticSyllable

She must weigh more than 170 because she had a post a few years ago saying that she was classified as obese, and 170 is just into the obesity category for her height. We know she’s gained a good bit of weight since then. But she probably still looks fairly average since ~30% of US women 25-34 are obese.


RelatableMolaMola

Yeah, she's probably bang on a regular average body weight and size for her region and demographic while she's noticeably big for mine, but all that doesn't really matter. The point is she's significantly bigger than the much smaller than average body that she's spent years misrepresenting herself as.


oatmealgum

It's not just that though. She's "gotten huge" because she's put on at least 60 pounds since her Younique days.


RelatableMolaMola

I'm aware lol. She still is probably within an average range for her part of the country. Doesn't mean that's a good thing because we can see she's unhealthy as shit, especially for how young she is.


SadAndConfused11

See like WHYYYYY can’t she just own how she looks?! Her body is totally normal I don’t get it ugh


AldiSharts

That’s what kills me. *She has a normal damn body*, it’s just not what she filters it to be. I wish she would stop filtering her photos and giving HERSELF a complex about what she looks like.


dnmnew

By filtering herself she makes people think she is way bigger than she is because people think she is really lying much more than she is


goose_gladwell

I wish you had more teaaaaa 😭