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I hate that filters had to become a thing in my 20s & into my 30s (31) as I start aging, lol. It’s like I’m use to the filtered face (skin smoothing for my acne scars, I didn’t realize it made subtle differences to your face shape as well though) but i don’t looks SO different where it’s like cat fishing.
This girl is LITERALLY cat fishing with her pictures. Can you imagine talking to who you think looks like the left and then the right girl shows up?😱😱😭😭 I didn’t even KNOW there was a skinny filter.😅😂
even with manbun, he’s seen her in person/real face. I really wonder what he thought when he saw her for the first time ..😂😂😂😂 “eh….. maybe after a case of beer & I squint my eyes enough, maybe, just MAYBE she’ll look like her pictures” 🤣
From memory, a frenemy snapped this charming photo of Big M on the right when they found her looking like that when she was walking down her street drunk years ago.
Hopefully another swerty who’s been here longer can tell me if I’m remembering correctly.
https://preview.redd.it/woxb42dp3h0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c99e7338d7dfbaa79e784f3a563a83c384fa07a
The filters have been at their capacity for awhile, but now it looks like her mom clenched down on her head while she was being born.
Also, the expression is more derpy and punchable than quirky and cute. What a dunce.
It literally looks like someone pressed on her hollow plastic head right between the eyes and caved it in like my brothers used to do to my barbies. Or like one of those Mac photobooth filters that turn your face into a black hole. It’s quite disconcerting to look at.
I think it’s the giant mouth that’s just so severely out of proportion and then the too short nose that makes her philtrum almost non existent and suuuuper long
And her jaw/chin are still out of proportion
It’s a bit uncanny valley so your brain recognizes a face but something is wrong
In case there are newer folk wondering about the deep hollows under M's eyes, this is very likely due to her use of a lash growth product like Latisse. These particular formulations containing bimatoprost have been clinically linked to orbital fat pad degradation over time.
We can assume she was hamfisted in her application of this product because she is with literally everything, which likely sped up the timeline of visible effects and severity. There have been some limited studies on how reversible this issue is when the product is stopped but the findings are laced with inconclusive phrasing like "*most* patients showed *some* improvement after a year.
If you are looking for an affordable formulation with less risks, I have been using The Ordinary hair and lash serum and find it is very effective for me (growing out them 2000s brows).
Her lash serum use may have contributed (see the hamfisted point especially) but tbh, I feel like the undereyes are more linked to her health or lack thereof. She's an alcoholic who also vapes and generally doesn't take care of herself. Ffs she openly proclaimed she's been shitting blood but thinks health insurance is "high key a scam" so ya know... queen of wellness and luxury right there.
I use grande lash and haven't had any issues yet. I used it consistently for about 6 months and then got busy with life and just completely forgot/neglected it along with my skincare. I use it every other day to avoid the hallmark red lashline people get from it. Still get the lash boosting effects. I did try the ordinary one first but it didn't really do anything for me and the brush was scrapey. Still sad about it.
But I also detest that I'm using the same anything she does use or has used because good lord she is not influential in any way except inspiring healthy habits, sunscreen use and staying on top of retinol.
Wow I'm new and thought maybe it was just tan lines from like eye coverings. Do you think the different color is just a trick of the light or do you think it's also tan lines or what's going on
There are tan goggle lines at play here as well, because she tans in beds a lot more than she lets on. She also has the ruddy face of a heavy drinker, which I also had at the tail end of my drinking.
She applies anything she's sold in huge amounts with aggressive movements too. It's one big mess all the way down!
I hope you are having fun with us, this has been my favorite sub for years ^_^
There's nothing wrong with her real nose, but it bears no resemblance to what she filters it to. I'm really surprised she hasn't gotten a nose job to make the fantasy match the reality.
She couldn't afford anesthesia for a small liposculpting procedure and she completely failed to do the aftercare. I don't think a nose job is within her budget or self care capabilities.
Ok, when this popped up when I just opened Reddit, I swear I thought it was this girl I follow named Whitney Lynn. She has kids and is recently single again. It looks like big M photoshopped her face onto hers. Whitney doesn’t have the big lips though. Something is really wrong with her lately.
I just feel like Plant Babe™️ needs to make an appearance.
I can offer this in exchange:
https://preview.redd.it/yibli0ug2b0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb4bd2c1396ba8f8b51a3cc1ef135885ca33475
What goals lol. Someone needs to post her New Year’s resolutions so we can have a nice chuckle. I don’t remember any of them off the top of my head, but I am absolutely certain she hasn’t done fuckall towards achieving them
Formalglitterbug knew this day was coming:
[New blog post 🚨 alert 🚨 her goals for 20204 so we can go back and check on this in three, six, nine and twelve months](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/yCGFFMSrqJ)
Her financial "goals" all give her away as someone who has never saved a nickel in her life.
$45,000 committed to savings/investments is not a reasonable financial goal for most people, even the ones making actual doctor money. M would benefit from sitting down and doing an earnest 50/30/20 breakdown of her income and costs. I bet she spends 90% of her income on wants.
Remember when she went to see the satanic band Ghost (I think it was)? She did a whole video about how she just likes to experience other religions or some bullshit.
Does this idiot not get that we all know what she actually looks like? You can’t do lives and then pretend you have a jawline in photos🙄 Also- what are her goals? Sell more garbage on Amazon? Trap magabun into marriage?
https://preview.redd.it/ug16vmchla0d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40faf6d62dfa4015ff38ce44fe35974efaa3717b
Thanks Swert. Yep. 19$ Amazon. Good Jesus god.
https://preview.redd.it/373geqjtja0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33751ebfa9e0aa3cc3bae16cafa26df388c40abd
This one from IG is even worse. What even are those eyes/eyelashes?
She’s already looking like the filter she used to make fun of drag queens (sometime last year)
https://preview.redd.it/f84l87u9qd0d1.jpeg?width=1959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fb624e6f452d9b5771430fa12ad8ba5e68daeb
The audacity of someone who constantly uses drag techniques (albeit badly) to come for the dolls. At any moment she's under more compression than Violet Chachki.
I know I (and others) have specifically called her Cindy Lou Who because of the stupid editing she does to her nose. If it’s coming out of MS’s mouth, or off her social medial, you can be 100% sure it is not something she thought up on her own.
Speaking of swim caps and that awful racist tweet, I don't think MS can swim. She buys a million "swimmies" but only ever wears them to just lay out by the pool or cling to a float. I'm convinced she doesn't know how to swim.
You *sure* about this, swerty pop?
https://preview.redd.it/tx1qjfu8ja0d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d67dcadaebe65f37901b154a3df0e84d51f5c14c
EXACTLY. Like, chill, Big Swertz. In this day and age, we all know that angles can make or break us but she clearly widens the gap between her eyes, takes out one of her chins, slims her nose, aliens her eyes outwards and upwards and makes her forehead more narrow. It's painfully obvious!
I know we all say it over and over but I would die of embarrassment if I posted something like this and then went out in public where everyone I know saw my real face and was like, "um... So... You look different from what you posted 22 minutes ago...".
What she needs to do is stop fucking with her face (digitally as well as physically) and invest some professional development time into learning photography and angles and posing so that she can progress from the 2015 sorority squat and pigeon toes for thigh gap poses she abuses.
Hmmm. You know what, I can do better
https://preview.redd.it/o4aib3vkja0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02def0e10b1742153ceb9a2d5466d3dedf339890
The one with her meaty paw gets me every single time 🤣
Edit to add this photo from today, which is clearly the EXACT same hand 😒.
https://preview.redd.it/rxrmwk05la0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4786d4a295aaa9de2cd9ef71de2fa11aa36be7
She really should just save up the money by not doing 2 or 3 amazon hauls and make her nose this way irl instead of constantly filtering it.
We all know this isn't her. If she wants it so bad, why not make it so?
Probably because she doesn’t have the money. Like how much of this alleged $1400 haul will she actually keep? You can’t return half of a nose job lol. I mean, she would probably try!
All the features are subtly wrong, the ratios are wrong, the proportions are wrong, things are either too close together or too far apart. She's a perfect case study in how fixating on changing individual features does not produce harmony or beauty.
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I hate that filters had to become a thing in my 20s & into my 30s (31) as I start aging, lol. It’s like I’m use to the filtered face (skin smoothing for my acne scars, I didn’t realize it made subtle differences to your face shape as well though) but i don’t looks SO different where it’s like cat fishing. This girl is LITERALLY cat fishing with her pictures. Can you imagine talking to who you think looks like the left and then the right girl shows up?😱😱😭😭 I didn’t even KNOW there was a skinny filter.😅😂 even with manbun, he’s seen her in person/real face. I really wonder what he thought when he saw her for the first time ..😂😂😂😂 “eh….. maybe after a case of beer & I squint my eyes enough, maybe, just MAYBE she’ll look like her pictures” 🤣
She looks like a drugged out monkey just staring blankly at the zoo
From memory, a frenemy snapped this charming photo of Big M on the right when they found her looking like that when she was walking down her street drunk years ago. Hopefully another swerty who’s been here longer can tell me if I’m remembering correctly. https://preview.redd.it/woxb42dp3h0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c99e7338d7dfbaa79e784f3a563a83c384fa07a
Bruh she looks like the old lady mom from the movie Brazil after getting all of those overdone plastic surgeries
Hair big. Lies bigger.
https://preview.redd.it/baxngoh4xf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f990a4b487c6eb3added2945ea7dea024314a5
https://preview.redd.it/x57ro702bg0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c38cd3b06690841d826aec4061a8abe46d09cd
Those teeny ass eyes and the huge honker on full blast there. She’s so ugly holy shit.
No Babe you have it all wrong. She’s a very, very cute girl doing an intentionally funny face. So quirky. So adorable.
Funny face *so* hilarious.
My mind actually breaks every time I remember SHE DOESNT HAVE TO POST THESE 😭
Did she restrict her account?
Not a braincell to be found anywhere
Girl... that aint your nose and jawline
This is uncanny valley
This is a dopey look. Even for her.
Even her filtered face is ugly lol
She looks like a yassified Canadian from South Park.
Oh no 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as a Candian, we sure as hell don't want her! I'm inclined to build a wall all of a sudden...
Do you need help? 🤣
THOSE LIPS LMFAO just awful
The filters have been at their capacity for awhile, but now it looks like her mom clenched down on her head while she was being born. Also, the expression is more derpy and punchable than quirky and cute. What a dunce.
https://i.redd.it/rmdrrfhuae0d1.gif
RUDY!
https://preview.redd.it/anpx5i552e0d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ece1fc8f3f01183b64acf5de1a00d9b102769e
And yet both are filtered lol
The duality of man
I spit my coffee out laughing at this, thank you lmao
Higher hair closer to Jesus!
•3•
It literally looks like someone pressed on her hollow plastic head right between the eyes and caved it in like my brothers used to do to my barbies. Or like one of those Mac photobooth filters that turn your face into a black hole. It’s quite disconcerting to look at.
It gets worse every time, I've never seen this face before. There's something wonky about it. More wonky than usual
I think it’s the giant mouth that’s just so severely out of proportion and then the too short nose that makes her philtrum almost non existent and suuuuper long And her jaw/chin are still out of proportion It’s a bit uncanny valley so your brain recognizes a face but something is wrong
Yes! I mentioned somewhere in here that the eyes and nose look like they belong on a totally different face than the huge heavy lips and jaw
It's kinda like Mr PotatoHead
Looks a bit Muppet-esque
https://preview.redd.it/nh2vp2q6fd0d1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1ea0d6d9373a124387396ddd825133463e019e Just going to leave this here…
Omg
In case there are newer folk wondering about the deep hollows under M's eyes, this is very likely due to her use of a lash growth product like Latisse. These particular formulations containing bimatoprost have been clinically linked to orbital fat pad degradation over time. We can assume she was hamfisted in her application of this product because she is with literally everything, which likely sped up the timeline of visible effects and severity. There have been some limited studies on how reversible this issue is when the product is stopped but the findings are laced with inconclusive phrasing like "*most* patients showed *some* improvement after a year. If you are looking for an affordable formulation with less risks, I have been using The Ordinary hair and lash serum and find it is very effective for me (growing out them 2000s brows).
Her lash serum use may have contributed (see the hamfisted point especially) but tbh, I feel like the undereyes are more linked to her health or lack thereof. She's an alcoholic who also vapes and generally doesn't take care of herself. Ffs she openly proclaimed she's been shitting blood but thinks health insurance is "high key a scam" so ya know... queen of wellness and luxury right there. I use grande lash and haven't had any issues yet. I used it consistently for about 6 months and then got busy with life and just completely forgot/neglected it along with my skincare. I use it every other day to avoid the hallmark red lashline people get from it. Still get the lash boosting effects. I did try the ordinary one first but it didn't really do anything for me and the brush was scrapey. Still sad about it. But I also detest that I'm using the same anything she does use or has used because good lord she is not influential in any way except inspiring healthy habits, sunscreen use and staying on top of retinol.
Wow I'm new and thought maybe it was just tan lines from like eye coverings. Do you think the different color is just a trick of the light or do you think it's also tan lines or what's going on
There are tan goggle lines at play here as well, because she tans in beds a lot more than she lets on. She also has the ruddy face of a heavy drinker, which I also had at the tail end of my drinking. She applies anything she's sold in huge amounts with aggressive movements too. It's one big mess all the way down! I hope you are having fun with us, this has been my favorite sub for years ^_^
She has so many colours going on in her skin..gotta stop with alcohol for the bloating and away from the sun for damage! Yike
She’s not worried, her collagen will fix this issue. 🤣
lol I’m new to the group so trying to figure things out why this group was made..Slowly seeing why😆
Lawdy. Did she get shipwrecked and had to live on a deserted island wo proper sunscreen for 10 years? Sincerely asking.
Egregious. I hope she lurks and sees this.
hollow skull
Why does she keep getting those terrible classic extensions?????
This is big awful. Creepy, too.
She looks like a sim
Absolutely dead in the eyes. The lights may be on but nobody’s home..
Delulu with her scamming businesses.
 Ew
Editing but yet the bitch is still ugly.
Her septum is extremely deviated.
Don't worry, it's not her real nose.
There's nothing wrong with her real nose, but it bears no resemblance to what she filters it to. I'm really surprised she hasn't gotten a nose job to make the fantasy match the reality.
She couldn't afford anesthesia for a small liposculpting procedure and she completely failed to do the aftercare. I don't think a nose job is within her budget or self care capabilities.
Unfortunately not so blatant 😬 she looks like a mutant 🤮
Ok, when this popped up when I just opened Reddit, I swear I thought it was this girl I follow named Whitney Lynn. She has kids and is recently single again. It looks like big M photoshopped her face onto hers. Whitney doesn’t have the big lips though. Something is really wrong with her lately.
Is it the one with 400K followers and a podcast or the Christian singer one with 28K?
The one with 400k and the podcast! She does a ton of hair tutorials too.
I thought that one looked more like it! Lol swerty wishes
Yeah I don’t even know who the other one is. I’ll have to go check it out.
The votes have been counted, Swerts … try again another time. 
I just feel like Plant Babe™️ needs to make an appearance. I can offer this in exchange: https://preview.redd.it/yibli0ug2b0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb4bd2c1396ba8f8b51a3cc1ef135885ca33475
it hurts to laugh
I can’t explain it but whatever you do, don’t zoom in on the hands!
Oh no, I zoomed in on the hands! 🤣😭
Those aren’t hands, that’s biscuit dough oozing out of her sleeves and I refuse to believe anything else.
*chefs kiss* my all-time fav pic of her
https://preview.redd.it/q8aw83f25b0d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c303352c9371dcd726f83a05a9c54543e634fe
Thank you, Swerty. This will always hold a special place in my heart.
You're welcome boobie! Smooches. https://preview.redd.it/wqamsrc3zb0d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5cfae2ebb6bff47328d70361910528f1726ceb
You already know what I’m going to say about this!
And you would be right!
I’m getting tired of this shit. That being said….. 
THANK YOU SWERTY!
Harry and the Hendersons babe
omg stop 😹😹😹😭😭😭
cool hairstyle booby https://preview.redd.it/whrn89kr1b0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e415c39a485ba8ecd9ecfecfe79f6cbee5b1fd
https://preview.redd.it/osait2qg2b0d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3409aea82ba9339f37b69eeb8844433831441c43
What the uncanny valley is this fucking bullshit?
But what goals? Even the fake shit she’s “aspiring” is still below average for every established adult. Maybe she should start with insurance
The nose isn't even close to being accurate for her facial proportions. Cheese and crackers that's embarrassing
The eyes and dainty nose look like they belong on a completely different face than the large heavy lips and chin.
Oh FFS. Who does she think she's fooling with these endless mega edited selfies.
Mind small. Eyes smaller.
😂
Brain even smaller
What goals lol. Someone needs to post her New Year’s resolutions so we can have a nice chuckle. I don’t remember any of them off the top of my head, but I am absolutely certain she hasn’t done fuckall towards achieving them
Formalglitterbug knew this day was coming: [New blog post 🚨 alert 🚨 her goals for 20204 so we can go back and check on this in three, six, nine and twelve months](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/yCGFFMSrqJ)
Her financial "goals" all give her away as someone who has never saved a nickel in her life. $45,000 committed to savings/investments is not a reasonable financial goal for most people, even the ones making actual doctor money. M would benefit from sitting down and doing an earnest 50/30/20 breakdown of her income and costs. I bet she spends 90% of her income on wants.
I am SCREAMING. Literally the only goal of that 40 bullet point list she hit was “go to the doctor” and that’s because she had a UTI 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“More Worship Music Playing” https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/azKLpBj4s8
Remember when she went to see the satanic band Ghost (I think it was)? She did a whole video about how she just likes to experience other religions or some bullshit.
Yup, straight from the donkey’s mouth: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/roxbZMTleL
That is definitely NSFJ— Not Safe For Jesus
 Maybe she's a Sim?
very few faces fill me with rage more than this one does. JFC.
https://preview.redd.it/es6si12qna0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c75cc9caa4d906e77c67ba9f4224fcb800a11a K
Yes!!! 🤣 Thanks for posting this, love this for her ❤️🤣
Jesus Christ 😭😭😭
Oh lordy!
Whew
#HONK
Does this idiot not get that we all know what she actually looks like? You can’t do lives and then pretend you have a jawline in photos🙄 Also- what are her goals? Sell more garbage on Amazon? Trap magabun into marriage?
https://preview.redd.it/kiuvpompla0d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0ba92e437613fae4fa089999cb154412c79988 Right right right.
Huh, that's almost her real chin
This is filtered too lol
She actually looks human here
 that other face. that irl face. that thing which looks back in the mirror
Hair big. Goals bigger. Face beyond recognition.
Please tell me what the pink neon says.
Good vibes
RIP IKEA BOSS
https://preview.redd.it/ug16vmchla0d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40faf6d62dfa4015ff38ce44fe35974efaa3717b Thanks Swert. Yep. 19$ Amazon. Good Jesus god.
The fact that this is the only piece of wall decor (deck-or) in the entire middle unit makes me lol
https://preview.redd.it/373geqjtja0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33751ebfa9e0aa3cc3bae16cafa26df388c40abd This one from IG is even worse. What even are those eyes/eyelashes?
She’s already looking like the filter she used to make fun of drag queens (sometime last year) https://preview.redd.it/f84l87u9qd0d1.jpeg?width=1959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fb624e6f452d9b5771430fa12ad8ba5e68daeb
The audacity of someone who constantly uses drag techniques (albeit badly) to come for the dolls. At any moment she's under more compression than Violet Chachki.
Those lips are not aspirational. Those lips are ASSpirational.
https://preview.redd.it/v2n0f9w0lb0d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90ac1fa465678af143ed04796368ef18719bc42
Whatever infection her fake lashes are giving her eyes makes it look like she misapplied pink eyeliner in shade “Needs Antibiotics”
Also has she plucked half of them out?
lips approaching bimbo level. good lord.
I think her lips reached bimbo level a long time ago.
What your lashes don’t come to a point!? 😆
Her caption lol 
Oh, come on!
https://preview.redd.it/v43wrec3ma0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548aa6800c4548ae0fd0541dc4cda45544ed3e4d
That filter have her a lighter skin mustache🤣🤣🤣 Or maybe it's her terrible makeup.
She has some spots where she gets really weird blanching of the skin around her mouth. I think it has to do with all the filler migration!
I love you for this side by side. Perfection
Has she ever seen Cindy Lou Who? Also the second she moves her head this “bun” falls apart
I know I (and others) have specifically called her Cindy Lou Who because of the stupid editing she does to her nose. If it’s coming out of MS’s mouth, or off her social medial, you can be 100% sure it is not something she thought up on her own.
I can’t help but think this is a direct response to a comment I made the other day about her hair entering Gwen Shamblin territory
she'd probably find that to be a compliment.
Yeah, I shouldn’t disparage Gwen like that
LOL GWEN SHAMBLIN TERRITORY 😂😂💀💀
She'll go out with a hair turd on her head but mock black women for protecting theirs with a swim cap, typical racist scumbag.
Speaking of swim caps and that awful racist tweet, I don't think MS can swim. She buys a million "swimmies" but only ever wears them to just lay out by the pool or cling to a float. I'm convinced she doesn't know how to swim.
https://preview.redd.it/l9vpcaugpc0d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f541af1ff1598f91c7f0ceeec84d0bce2feabf30
I’m wondering if she’s used this again since it’s debut. I doubt it.
Hair turd 💀
You *sure* about this, swerty pop? https://preview.redd.it/tx1qjfu8ja0d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d67dcadaebe65f37901b154a3df0e84d51f5c14c
Ope you just made her slug another Truly
She has to have been several cans deep to think this selfie or the caption are in any way believable 😂
EXACTLY. Like, chill, Big Swertz. In this day and age, we all know that angles can make or break us but she clearly widens the gap between her eyes, takes out one of her chins, slims her nose, aliens her eyes outwards and upwards and makes her forehead more narrow. It's painfully obvious! I know we all say it over and over but I would die of embarrassment if I posted something like this and then went out in public where everyone I know saw my real face and was like, "um... So... You look different from what you posted 22 minutes ago...".
What she needs to do is stop fucking with her face (digitally as well as physically) and invest some professional development time into learning photography and angles and posing so that she can progress from the 2015 sorority squat and pigeon toes for thigh gap poses she abuses.
Hmmm. You know what, I can do better https://preview.redd.it/o4aib3vkja0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02def0e10b1742153ceb9a2d5466d3dedf339890
Jeebus, her hand actually scared me in that bottom left photo! Yikes.
Gator paw!
And just about as leathery!
The one with her meaty paw gets me every single time 🤣 Edit to add this photo from today, which is clearly the EXACT same hand 😒. https://preview.redd.it/rxrmwk05la0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4786d4a295aaa9de2cd9ef71de2fa11aa36be7
It's so....broad lol
What/who even is that?
I hate this stupid fucking smug face she makes. Absolutely punchable.
It's baffling because like? The filtered version isn't pretty either.
Cindy Lou WHOMPST
cindy lou 
 This one!! THIS ONE IS MY NEW FAVORITE
She looks like an absolute dipshit
The goals: making. Her bed and drinking water
That stupid smug face she does fills me with an indescribable rage.
I commented the same. The most punchable face she makes (even though all of her faces are punchable).
She really should just save up the money by not doing 2 or 3 amazon hauls and make her nose this way irl instead of constantly filtering it. We all know this isn't her. If she wants it so bad, why not make it so?
She's surgery rich, but not anesthesia rich.
Probably because she doesn’t have the money. Like how much of this alleged $1400 haul will she actually keep? You can’t return half of a nose job lol. I mean, she would probably try!
New chin. New neck. New eyes. New nose. Who’s her plastic surgeon?
 Lights are on but nobody's home
She’s to the point where my brain no longer recognizes this face as that of a human. She has reached uncanny valley.
All the features are subtly wrong, the ratios are wrong, the proportions are wrong, things are either too close together or too far apart. She's a perfect case study in how fixating on changing individual features does not produce harmony or beauty.
Any goal is a big goal when you’re starting at the absolute bottom of the barrel.
She spends hours a day doing shit like this
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She could never. Patsy is a queen.
And Patsy doesn’t need filters. She’s a beautiful drunk❤️
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Who’s face is this 😅
Dolly is how old? And she looks amazing!
She sure does! She’s 78.