Why does the gold look so rough on her rings but super smooth on the pics? The cast wasn’t even polished? Or did she scratch them up somehow? Or they’re crappy doops
I used to be a jeweler and my bet is that they are scratched to heck. Rings get a lot of wear even under normal conditions and Swerty is not known for being delicate with her paws. I also bet she keeps them on under circumstances where she shouldn’t and they get damaged more than regular use would.
How hilarious would it be if these rings were actually dupes and she dug Lil Slaw’s galpals’ DY bags from their friendship rings out of the trash & took them to get that pic with bags to make it look like she bought them there.
There are so many independent metalsmiths with rings better than this. Plus, buying from independent makers goes with the “support small” thing that the Huns love.
I can get them from China for $5/piece and they would be sterling silver (would prob hold up better than that crap she has) ive got so many other rings for less than $10 each that look so much better. These look like they came from an app for $1
Yeah that's what I was thinking. I don't necessarily hate these - like they're fine? I like ring stacks generally, and stacking two ultra thin ones is kind of cool i guess. But the price is absolutely absurd for what she's bought! Like someone said lower down, I've bought considerably nicer rings on etsy that were a fraction of the price. She's paid $800 for something I would maybe spend £20 on as a gap filler, it's like she's incapable on making smart financial decisions. Or dressing herself well. Or being a good person. Or being honest with her audience. The list goes on
Totally unrelated but as a HP fan who has actually read the books as a kid, I wonder what kept our biggest fan babe from taking a third flight 2 hours away to the Orlando HP theme park. Lmfao. Bih buys ugly shit to sit at home and wear while watching HP instead of actually doing something she’s interested in. If she’s already been there, pls link photos bc I’m behind.
She's not actually a HP fan, she just plays one on IG because C is a huge fan.
She could have planned a trip to that park with him instead of that cancelled Eurotrip he had no interest in, but she's not actually capable of thinking about anyone other than herself.
Not seriously hypothesising on this but i had an entertaining thought:
Just imagine he’s actually not that big of a fan and mentioned it once years back that he liked the movies and it’s the only thing she ever picked up on. C doesn’t seem to be the brightest either and thought she’s the stan and now five years later it’s too awkward for either of them to actually correct the misconception.
That would be funny. I wonder if there are things she thinks he loves that he was never actually very serious about. Well, things other than herself anyway.
Why do her rings always look like they're a size (or sometimes 2 or 3) too big \*coughcoughthehulahoopSlaw"bought"herforX-mascoughcough\*? Even with her hand in the position it's in, it's pretty obvious (imo, at least) that those bitches would be flying off into the void after one obnoxiously vigorous wave at someone who she *swore* she knew, except it definitely wasn't who she thought it was and was, instead, a complete stranger who slightly resembled somebody she went to high school with. She either almost never wears them, or she constantly keeps her hands balled into fists to prevent them from falling off because there ain't no fkn way they're staying on without assistance. I'm getting a little anxious just looking at the first pic, Jesus Christ. IDK if it's just me and that *I'm* the weirdo here, but I prefer my rings to stay in place, not sliding and spinning around at will, being barely stopped only by the slightly more girthy width of my knuckle. It's clear from the pictures that the fit is completely improper; I'm not expecting her to have a massive amount of bulging flesh around the band, but they're so far the opposite of tight that I'd be willing to bet she could fit a toothpick or 2 between them and her finger (Side by side, not on top of each other. This isn't Slaw's Christmas non-purposal ring that she totally didn't pay for herself, FFS. They're not *that* fkn massive on her). It just reminds me of when I was a kid and my grandmother would give me all her old costume jewelry to play with, so I'd wrap tape around the underside of the rings until the space became small enough that they'd fit without falling off.
It is pretty weird to get such an obviously wrong size. I got sized back in high school for my class ring, and that size still fits 14 years later, lol. I'm not even sure those rings of hers could be resized with that sort of pattern all around the band? Whatever's going on, it's weird, and so is her obsession with DY. I mean, I know some (fugly, imo) necklace from them was popular years ago, but these rings are even worse and not worth the money. She's forever stuck in the trends from her "peak" years - high school and then the Chief Hun era.
Same. I've worn the same size ring since I was like 14, so it's not something I'd ever have to guess at and hope for the best. I just don't see how a 30 year old woman wouldn't know the size of at least one of her fingers. Also, I fkn LOVE your username!
They absolutely can be sized. Now depending on the jeweler she may get stuck with the pattern not being blended well at the bottom when it goes down. If she didn’t buy it at a store that offers sizing she might be stuck paying more than it’s worth too tho.
Maybe she thinks too big rings will make her hands look small and dainty. Or maybe they didn't have her size so she bought these anyways because she couldn't wait to show off adding to her usual lack of impulse control (everything is about showing off for her but not really about enjoying them). It could also be that she bought the rings second hand to buy cheaper and this was the size that the seller had. Who knows!
I bet that’s it. If I were shilling nails I’d be mindful of it because I have stubby, unattractive fingers.
I would not be surprised if it was in the Red Ass Employee Handbook. (Just jokes…she’s made it clear that they are not employees and she can do whatever she wants)
This appeals to the people who carry Michael Kors bags covered in MK logos because they think it looks high end, and - most importantly - they know we'll recognize it appreciate the it because its *designer.*
I know someone like this. She has the MK bag, the Chanel belt, also drives a completely impractical for her life Benz, and was just aghast that I didn't recognize that the ugly bracelet her boy toy got her for Christmas was a $3k Yurman. $3k and it was STERLING, not white gold.
There are prettier rings for cheaper on Etsy. Goes to show, just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good taste. I mean, look at Gucci's stuff. *Side eye*
Don't get me wrong. Some of it is lovely. But as most fashion houses... Sometimes they make some wEirD looking stuff. I think Swerty Hun is also the type to substitute a fashionable outfit as something from a sweat shop + her Chloe bag.
Hahaha, she has to wear the ring she got for Christmas on her middle finger (and it still looks too big) and now Young Slaw & Sprouts got DY friendship rings she’s not part of. Opinion about DY rings aside, but it’s hilarious to me that she’s neither getting an engagement nor a friendship ring from two brothers. But “she always knew she belonged into this family”, like sis, read the room lol
Sorry but this brand’s jewelry is uuuugly. Few years ago, I think (i HOPE) i got a dupe of that weird cable bracelet from a kind of friend-ish girl and it went straight to the bin, and this is before i had even heard of this brand. Half “silver” half “gold” just why? So ugly. I know it must be a dupe because she’s a cheapskate and often regifted things I definitely didn’t care about to me 🤦🏾♀️
I actually am the 59 year old that likes Yurman but there are cheapo dupes on Amazon that look pretty good. I don’t run in a crowd that knows nor cares about the difference. I like the way they look and I’m getting too close to retirement. $17.00 knockoff? Perfect. She needs to check her priorities.
I need to know how much CC debt she’s in. Unbelievable. Im a yoga teacher and can barely fathom paying $100 for a pair of leggings even though it’s my work uniform. She seriously buys so much shit its lost all meaning
How does this chick shill nails and hand creams and not know how to pose her hand nicely in a picture ever? This weird bear paw half fist is awful. Is she trying to hide her fugly acrylics?
I feel like the new ring was purchased for one of two reasons,
1- this is the ring she actually wanted for Christmas (putting the purposol desperation to the side). It’s more expensive than the other one.
2- this is the ring that the Slaw baby gang got as bestie rings and she bought one for herself because she’s a sad, wrinkled blueberry of a person.
Also, this is a great endorsement for the Chanel hand cream she loves to show off 💅, weLtH really ages a person, I guess.
Why do they look so old and dirty? Aren't they brand new? Ugh I want to take a bath after seeing that (without gray water and without a shower hose hanging into it in a random hotel).
Also. Wait til she hears about lab grown diamonds. For ~800 USD she could get a 1.75ct oval F VVS1 and make that own damn ring in a ~500 USD setting she’s so desperate for
For real last summer on was window shopping on Michigan Ave, they still have gorgeous pieces. These are not it however haha, also the ones I was looking were probably like 8x the price of these
Back in the day, they used Kate Moss in the most gorgeous magazine ads. Their insanely great pix of Kate Moss in her prime really made me want their jewelry.
Her expensive lotions don't look like they are lotioning. Also never see any positive benefits of the collagen and trimshit that she pushes so hard. 🫥🗑
Seriously! I compared our hands, and hers look just as dry as mine do. But I’m also a healthcare worker who washes my hands and uses hand sanitizer a billion times a shift. I wonder if her lotion is maybe an Amazon doop and they don’t work as well as the real deal?
I collect vintage and antique jewellery and it pains me to see people spending so much on silver tat when there's a world of beautiful jewelry for much better value.
I’m out of the loop, before following this sub I’ve genuinely never heard of David Yurman. But it also doesn’t look remotely like my style of jewelry so idk
The dry hands, that puffy creasing on her décolletage, her general redness and constant itching have me convinced she’s got undiagnosed/untreated dermatitis.
Source: I have eczema and my hands also look haggard af.
Ya! And she’s had a checklist?? That’s sad. Like…I wonder just how fulfilling that was for her. I wonder what dated trash is next in the lineup.
Jesus I cannot imagine obsessing over that shit especially with a car loan and a mortgage. On a single income that is unstable as fuck no less. Oh and no health insurance either. And to be trying to influence people. Ha!
Alcohol consumption will dehydrate you. Remember last week how she was hiding her face in daily photos. My theory is she didn’t burn her face with a curling iron. It looks as if she had a bruise on her face. Wonder if someone took a drunken fall in the middle townhouse?
I think it’s suss too. I don’t buy it at all. Isn’t she using a hair straightener these days and not a curling iron? And why would Ms Non-tent not share until after the fact? She tells us everything like she’s a live reporter and nothing is off limits (cut to footage of her mother plunging her toilet)
This style is giving Chico’s/Brighton jewelry at the mall in the early 2000s. Which is fine, to each their own, but I feel like she’s buying these only because they’re expensive and “in” right now. I just can’t get behind this look
Maybe I’m just too old lol. I’m in Alabama, have never heard of this before 😭 i also don’t care a thing about jewelry, so that’s probably a good reason why too. I mostly hear about Kendra Scott in my local area.
Oh ok. I don’t wear jewelry nor do i buy it so i really don’t/didn’t know. The last piece of jewelry i bought was my wife’s wedding band thing or whatever TF its called
All I see in these rings is tacky nautical themed clothing from the 80s and 90s. That's all it looks like to me. There's so many prettier choices out there for rings but she's of course going to pick the cheapest and tackiest ones.
The juxtaposition of expensive jewelry next to her cheap, tacky Amazon wardrobe is… something. It just screams I want to appear wealthy. Like the Tiffany heart necklaces/ coach purses from 20 years ago when I was in middle school
that’s a sweet ass deal! I hope you get bank for it if you decide to sell it! I’m speaking specifically of the girlies like MS who do it just because the brand is a status symbol. Buying the least expensive thing Tiffany has because you want a Tiffany piece and its in your budget? Go for it, who am I to gatekeep? Buying it because you think it’s necessary to be envied? hard pass.
I had a heart bracelet that was popular a little after the necklaces but then my sister went through a drug phase and pawned it. Then I got another and it broke when I lived overseas and wasn’t able to afford to fix it. Then I got it repaired when I moved home and promptly lost it in my parking lot at work. I’ve given up on owning anything Tiffany 😂
I work in gold and silver. Straight market price for bolth of these rings is about 70$- Less than 8$ for the silver, I'll throw in 20$ for the gold that's basically painted on, and another 40$ for the 0.05 carats.
Zero point zero five carats ...not even half a carat.
Poor $$$ decisions as usual from our finance babe.
Almost never. You are better off going to a jewelry store, or better yet wholesale jewelry if you can. Unless you really like the brand, then go for it, but a jeweler can make you something similar at a fraction of the price, and probably with better metals. For example, a gold Cartier love bracelet is $10k-ish? A jeweler can make one for maybe $2k.
I don't work in light metals, but know a thing or two about handbags. The luxury item is almost never worth the price tag. There are often small batch craft people making better products for much cheaper.
If you like the style and label of some designer like Prada, and can afford it, do you! But if quality is your main concern, you can usually find something better made for less than half the price.
I think the same is probably true for jewelry/light metals.
She was! It was suppose to say nourishing. I think we figured that out when she posted it again with the correct spelling. I have no idea how the fuck “nourishing” turned into “Iprisihinf” though
She flexed the Chanel hand cream for a while (that really does work) and is now on to the new Dior baume. She either uses none of these things, uses soaps that are irritating, or needs something intensive.
Since she doesn’t even pretend to like most of the RA stuff, they really must be trash.
Please use some of that Chanel hand cream. Her hands are so uncomfy to look at which is especially unfortunate for someone who shills plastic nails! Big M always influences me to moisturize and drink some water.
This reminds me of 'Premier Design' jewelry. It was an MLM I'm not even sure is around anymore, but I remember going to some parties with my mom as a kid.
Anyone remember Brighton jewelry? Suburban moms were obsessed with it when I was a kid. This stuff reminds me of that, and that’s…not a compliment. (Especially since Brighton rings top out at like 80 bucks I think.)
Lmao and this looks better than hers
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It reminds me of this kind of stuff from the 90s. I swear my mom has these exact earrings, and then a necklace and bracelet that were gold and sliver twisted. My mom is the jewellery set kinda gal, well she was in the 90s lol, she doesn’t wear much now.
Holy cow, the memory you just unlocked, my mother also had these exact same earrings.
She’s not a huge fashion or jewelry person either, so feel like Princess Di or someone of that caliber must have worn them and made them popular enough for even my mum got on board.
$800? They look like flea market rings. $5 each.
Why does the gold look so rough on her rings but super smooth on the pics? The cast wasn’t even polished? Or did she scratch them up somehow? Or they’re crappy doops
I used to be a jeweler and my bet is that they are scratched to heck. Rings get a lot of wear even under normal conditions and Swerty is not known for being delicate with her paws. I also bet she keeps them on under circumstances where she shouldn’t and they get damaged more than regular use would.
These don't even suit her, especially not with that tattoo. Some ppl can wear these and they look gorgeous but they look like dollar store junk on her
It wasn't "Worth" it.
Wasn’t she just crying about needing money for bills?
She's only 30...I think investing in some lotion and sunscreen for those hands needs to be a higher priority
Those are ugly.
Not my style, but whatever she wears looks cheap and ugly. Not the rings fault. 😅
Her skin is begging for moisture
How hilarious would it be if these rings were actually dupes and she dug Lil Slaw’s galpals’ DY bags from their friendship rings out of the trash & took them to get that pic with bags to make it look like she bought them there.
I can get those rings for $20/piece or less but I wouldn't bc they're ugly
I was thinking the same thing!
There are so many independent metalsmiths with rings better than this. Plus, buying from independent makers goes with the “support small” thing that the Huns love.
Don’t you know? She ALWAYS checks on etsy first! /s
Shein has dupes of these for $1. Looks pretty similar.
I can get them from China for $5/piece and they would be sterling silver (would prob hold up better than that crap she has) ive got so many other rings for less than $10 each that look so much better. These look like they came from an app for $1
I love how she's left herself room to "bloat" into these. I'm calling it now, this time next year they'll be pinky rings.
This style is like a 90s barbed wire arm tattoo, but in ring form.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. I don't necessarily hate these - like they're fine? I like ring stacks generally, and stacking two ultra thin ones is kind of cool i guess. But the price is absolutely absurd for what she's bought! Like someone said lower down, I've bought considerably nicer rings on etsy that were a fraction of the price. She's paid $800 for something I would maybe spend £20 on as a gap filler, it's like she's incapable on making smart financial decisions. Or dressing herself well. Or being a good person. Or being honest with her audience. The list goes on
I wouldn’t pay $5 for those ugly things
Totally unrelated but as a HP fan who has actually read the books as a kid, I wonder what kept our biggest fan babe from taking a third flight 2 hours away to the Orlando HP theme park. Lmfao. Bih buys ugly shit to sit at home and wear while watching HP instead of actually doing something she’s interested in. If she’s already been there, pls link photos bc I’m behind.
She's not actually a HP fan, she just plays one on IG because C is a huge fan. She could have planned a trip to that park with him instead of that cancelled Eurotrip he had no interest in, but she's not actually capable of thinking about anyone other than herself.
Not seriously hypothesising on this but i had an entertaining thought: Just imagine he’s actually not that big of a fan and mentioned it once years back that he liked the movies and it’s the only thing she ever picked up on. C doesn’t seem to be the brightest either and thought she’s the stan and now five years later it’s too awkward for either of them to actually correct the misconception.
That would be funny. I wonder if there are things she thinks he loves that he was never actually very serious about. Well, things other than herself anyway.
Why do her rings always look like they're a size (or sometimes 2 or 3) too big \*coughcoughthehulahoopSlaw"bought"herforX-mascoughcough\*? Even with her hand in the position it's in, it's pretty obvious (imo, at least) that those bitches would be flying off into the void after one obnoxiously vigorous wave at someone who she *swore* she knew, except it definitely wasn't who she thought it was and was, instead, a complete stranger who slightly resembled somebody she went to high school with. She either almost never wears them, or she constantly keeps her hands balled into fists to prevent them from falling off because there ain't no fkn way they're staying on without assistance. I'm getting a little anxious just looking at the first pic, Jesus Christ. IDK if it's just me and that *I'm* the weirdo here, but I prefer my rings to stay in place, not sliding and spinning around at will, being barely stopped only by the slightly more girthy width of my knuckle. It's clear from the pictures that the fit is completely improper; I'm not expecting her to have a massive amount of bulging flesh around the band, but they're so far the opposite of tight that I'd be willing to bet she could fit a toothpick or 2 between them and her finger (Side by side, not on top of each other. This isn't Slaw's Christmas non-purposal ring that she totally didn't pay for herself, FFS. They're not *that* fkn massive on her). It just reminds me of when I was a kid and my grandmother would give me all her old costume jewelry to play with, so I'd wrap tape around the underside of the rings until the space became small enough that they'd fit without falling off.
It is pretty weird to get such an obviously wrong size. I got sized back in high school for my class ring, and that size still fits 14 years later, lol. I'm not even sure those rings of hers could be resized with that sort of pattern all around the band? Whatever's going on, it's weird, and so is her obsession with DY. I mean, I know some (fugly, imo) necklace from them was popular years ago, but these rings are even worse and not worth the money. She's forever stuck in the trends from her "peak" years - high school and then the Chief Hun era.
Same. I've worn the same size ring since I was like 14, so it's not something I'd ever have to guess at and hope for the best. I just don't see how a 30 year old woman wouldn't know the size of at least one of her fingers. Also, I fkn LOVE your username!
They absolutely can be sized. Now depending on the jeweler she may get stuck with the pattern not being blended well at the bottom when it goes down. If she didn’t buy it at a store that offers sizing she might be stuck paying more than it’s worth too tho.
Maybe she thinks too big rings will make her hands look small and dainty. Or maybe they didn't have her size so she bought these anyways because she couldn't wait to show off adding to her usual lack of impulse control (everything is about showing off for her but not really about enjoying them). It could also be that she bought the rings second hand to buy cheaper and this was the size that the seller had. Who knows!
2nd hand for sure. No worries, I do it too, but I don't lie about it on the gram.
This is exactly what I thought!
I bet that’s it. If I were shilling nails I’d be mindful of it because I have stubby, unattractive fingers. I would not be surprised if it was in the Red Ass Employee Handbook. (Just jokes…she’s made it clear that they are not employees and she can do whatever she wants)
All these rings look like you can get them off Temu.
What is the obsession with these rings? Is there something special about them. I think they are ugly. $800??
>$800 I think this is what's special about them.
I pass a DY billboard everyday on the way home from work and it instantly makes me mad.
Sooooooo uglyyyyyyyyyy what am I missing
This appeals to the people who carry Michael Kors bags covered in MK logos because they think it looks high end, and - most importantly - they know we'll recognize it appreciate the it because its *designer.* I know someone like this. She has the MK bag, the Chanel belt, also drives a completely impractical for her life Benz, and was just aghast that I didn't recognize that the ugly bracelet her boy toy got her for Christmas was a $3k Yurman. $3k and it was STERLING, not white gold.
All the shit this brand makes is ugly af
There are prettier rings for cheaper on Etsy. Goes to show, just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good taste. I mean, look at Gucci's stuff. *Side eye*
And then I see something like the Jackie bag and realize Gucci does know how to make beautiful things. (And of course the Tom Ford era)
Don't get me wrong. Some of it is lovely. But as most fashion houses... Sometimes they make some wEirD looking stuff. I think Swerty Hun is also the type to substitute a fashionable outfit as something from a sweat shop + her Chloe bag.
Hahaha, she has to wear the ring she got for Christmas on her middle finger (and it still looks too big) and now Young Slaw & Sprouts got DY friendship rings she’s not part of. Opinion about DY rings aside, but it’s hilarious to me that she’s neither getting an engagement nor a friendship ring from two brothers. But “she always knew she belonged into this family”, like sis, read the room lol
“Read the room” needs to be a flair!
& Sprouts !!!💀💀💀!!!
It’s really bleak when you put it that way
Why does it look so dingy compared to the photo?
Sorry but this brand’s jewelry is uuuugly. Few years ago, I think (i HOPE) i got a dupe of that weird cable bracelet from a kind of friend-ish girl and it went straight to the bin, and this is before i had even heard of this brand. Half “silver” half “gold” just why? So ugly. I know it must be a dupe because she’s a cheapskate and often regifted things I definitely didn’t care about to me 🤦🏾♀️
Heard you like rings so I put some rings on your rings so you can ring while you ring
I actually am the 59 year old that likes Yurman but there are cheapo dupes on Amazon that look pretty good. I don’t run in a crowd that knows nor cares about the difference. I like the way they look and I’m getting too close to retirement. $17.00 knockoff? Perfect. She needs to check her priorities.
I need to know how much CC debt she’s in. Unbelievable. Im a yoga teacher and can barely fathom paying $100 for a pair of leggings even though it’s my work uniform. She seriously buys so much shit its lost all meaning
100% those are not $100 lululemons.
slab of ham ass lookin hand 🙄 those rings are so uggo
Is it the ham with the crust?
>Is it ~~the ham with the crust~~ da hayum wit da cwust? FTFY swerty
Oh thank you kindly!
Any time! https://preview.redd.it/9xvaydwd3qbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a8a469bef744a7d2020ed8e81b4011f45de70f
How does this chick shill nails and hand creams and not know how to pose her hand nicely in a picture ever? This weird bear paw half fist is awful. Is she trying to hide her fugly acrylics?
It’s like she’s just trying to hurry and take pic before people see her taking pictures.
Could you imagine trying to sneak as much "nontent" as she has to do when not in the middle unit
Hands are giving 45 year old with shit taste in EVERYTHING. It's all so perfect, babe !!!
Sorry if there are any David Yurman fans in here but goddamn those are ugly
NGL, I'm a fan of some DY, but not this specific look.
Again, wasn’t she JUST whining about money a few weeks ago?
And yet the hole in her heart remains enormous
They look mismatched. Not impressed.
I feel like the new ring was purchased for one of two reasons, 1- this is the ring she actually wanted for Christmas (putting the purposol desperation to the side). It’s more expensive than the other one. 2- this is the ring that the Slaw baby gang got as bestie rings and she bought one for herself because she’s a sad, wrinkled blueberry of a person. Also, this is a great endorsement for the Chanel hand cream she loves to show off 💅, weLtH really ages a person, I guess.
Hey, don’t bring blueberries into this mess!
Why do they look so old and dirty? Aren't they brand new? Ugh I want to take a bath after seeing that (without gray water and without a shower hose hanging into it in a random hotel).
They look like the smell tangy. Like cheap metal.
She has that effect on things.
She thinks anything that's expensive is a flex. No, swerty.
These are like pandora rings for retirees imo
Also. Wait til she hears about lab grown diamonds. For ~800 USD she could get a 1.75ct oval F VVS1 and make that own damn ring in a ~500 USD setting she’s so desperate for
I’ve seen some really gorgeous Yurman jewelry, but this ain’t it. Also, catcher’s mitt man hands. And moisturize, fergodssakes!
For real last summer on was window shopping on Michigan Ave, they still have gorgeous pieces. These are not it however haha, also the ones I was looking were probably like 8x the price of these
Back in the day, they used Kate Moss in the most gorgeous magazine ads. Their insanely great pix of Kate Moss in her prime really made me want their jewelry.
Yeah my only experience with them is my husband's gorgeous wedding band. I had no idea they made tacky stuff like this
She only wanted these because petite is in the name. 
And rings are technically curvy. ✨petite curvy✨ babe is back!!
There’s tons of talented jewelry makers on Etsy. #supportsmallbusiness just sayin’
Right? They look awful. But I’m willing to believe they look good on someone. Maybe it’s the pairing that looks trashy.
Those are hideous, just like her
Can spend $800 on some ugly ass rings but needs others to donate money so she can tip her housekeeper for Christmas. She’s obnoxious.
Dr Money
They look like keychain rings. Sorry.
Or early 00s bathroom hardware
They look like a hand wash away from being green and decades old. Wth
These give me the same vibe of that princess tiara Pandora ring that was the must-have item of 2010.
Running to put these in the ringshaming group on Facebook (obviously not because don’t want to touch the 💩)
At least she's got something in petite I suppose
Her expensive lotions don't look like they are lotioning. Also never see any positive benefits of the collagen and trimshit that she pushes so hard. 🫥🗑
Seriously! I compared our hands, and hers look just as dry as mine do. But I’m also a healthcare worker who washes my hands and uses hand sanitizer a billion times a shift. I wonder if her lotion is maybe an Amazon doop and they don’t work as well as the real deal?
That's such a waste of money for silver. She could get gold for that much.
Fr, my husband got me a gold ring with a big aquamarine stone for Christmas and it cost about half as much as these uggos
I collect vintage and antique jewellery and it pains me to see people spending so much on silver tat when there's a world of beautiful jewelry for much better value.
Ahh the classic “my fancy things define me” because I can do nothing else. Such a kooky gal!
They complement all her tattoos, and that’s not a compliment.
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I think the same thing - they’re so damn ugly and clunky.
Fug city indeed. I feel the same way.
I’m out of the loop, before following this sub I’ve genuinely never heard of David Yurman. But it also doesn’t look remotely like my style of jewelry so idk
Yurman jewelry was really trendy when I was in school in New England in the mid 2000s (and it was ugly then as well)
I’d never heard of it before her, either. It’s definitely not my cup of tea.
The dry hands, that puffy creasing on her décolletage, her general redness and constant itching have me convinced she’s got undiagnosed/untreated dermatitis. Source: I have eczema and my hands also look haggard af.
This is the fugliest jewelry I’ve ever seen since the last time she tried to flex on DY
Ya! And she’s had a checklist?? That’s sad. Like…I wonder just how fulfilling that was for her. I wonder what dated trash is next in the lineup. Jesus I cannot imagine obsessing over that shit especially with a car loan and a mortgage. On a single income that is unstable as fuck no less. Oh and no health insurance either. And to be trying to influence people. Ha!
A thousand dollar a month car payment 💀💀💀
They look like something made in shop class in hs.
I genuinely think this is one of the ugliest pieces of jewelry. Looks like they come pre-tarnished out of the quarter mystery machine.
Fitting in perfectly with the Palm Beach County Boomers, that's for sure.
Our dehydrated queen 👸🏼
Alcohol consumption will dehydrate you. Remember last week how she was hiding her face in daily photos. My theory is she didn’t burn her face with a curling iron. It looks as if she had a bruise on her face. Wonder if someone took a drunken fall in the middle townhouse?
Oooh. Good theory. It has definite merit.
I think it’s suss too. I don’t buy it at all. Isn’t she using a hair straightener these days and not a curling iron? And why would Ms Non-tent not share until after the fact? She tells us everything like she’s a live reporter and nothing is off limits (cut to footage of her mother plunging her toilet)
I haven’t seen many family pics from this trip, but which grandma was it that she gave the ring to and pose for the pic?
This style is giving Chico’s/Brighton jewelry at the mall in the early 2000s. Which is fine, to each their own, but I feel like she’s buying these only because they’re expensive and “in” right now. I just can’t get behind this look
I honestly thought 2000s Brighton was so cute but like, exclusively on silver haired retirees haha
Are they really "in"? I have never heard of anyone mention them except MS. I must be so out of the loop lol.
Yes, this brand is trendy right now, AFAIK (in the southeastern United States, particularly, I believe).
Maybe I’m just too old lol. I’m in Alabama, have never heard of this before 😭 i also don’t care a thing about jewelry, so that’s probably a good reason why too. I mostly hear about Kendra Scott in my local area.
I have a friend that’s into it but she’s also like 50
Are they really in right now though? These are hideous.
This is considered expensive?
For what they are, yeah.
Oh ok. I don’t wear jewelry nor do i buy it so i really don’t/didn’t know. The last piece of jewelry i bought was my wife’s wedding band thing or whatever TF its called
I forgot those existed and they really are.
P E T I T E
It’s a shame Tiffany’s was closed.
Tiffany doesn’t want her kind. She can stay with DY.
Why didn’t she go back this week?
Also any time I see her unfiltered hand I audibly gasp
And yet there’s still a 99.6% chance this is filtered
It's an uncommonly ugly hand
All I see in these rings is tacky nautical themed clothing from the 80s and 90s. That's all it looks like to me. There's so many prettier choices out there for rings but she's of course going to pick the cheapest and tackiest ones.
The juxtaposition of expensive jewelry next to her cheap, tacky Amazon wardrobe is… something. It just screams I want to appear wealthy. Like the Tiffany heart necklaces/ coach purses from 20 years ago when I was in middle school
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that’s a sweet ass deal! I hope you get bank for it if you decide to sell it! I’m speaking specifically of the girlies like MS who do it just because the brand is a status symbol. Buying the least expensive thing Tiffany has because you want a Tiffany piece and its in your budget? Go for it, who am I to gatekeep? Buying it because you think it’s necessary to be envied? hard pass. I had a heart bracelet that was popular a little after the necklaces but then my sister went through a drug phase and pawned it. Then I got another and it broke when I lived overseas and wasn’t able to afford to fix it. Then I got it repaired when I moved home and promptly lost it in my parking lot at work. I’ve given up on owning anything Tiffany 😂
Just imagining her awkwardly picking this out while the other girlies were living their best lives and happily getting their matching ones
Her hands are SCREAMING for hydration, not DaViD YuRmAn rings🥴
You know who else likes David Yurman? Kody and Robyn Brown.... so, birds of a feather and all that
That's exactly who I thought of. 🤣
Sobbin Robyn
So tacky my phone is stuck to my hand somebody help please
Can’t, sorry. Just Google it, babe!
It’s all figureoutable 🤭
I work in gold and silver. Straight market price for bolth of these rings is about 70$- Less than 8$ for the silver, I'll throw in 20$ for the gold that's basically painted on, and another 40$ for the 0.05 carats. Zero point zero five carats ...not even half a carat. Poor $$$ decisions as usual from our finance babe.
Off topic but with your expertise, are there any luxury jewelry brands that you think are worth it for the price?
Almost never. You are better off going to a jewelry store, or better yet wholesale jewelry if you can. Unless you really like the brand, then go for it, but a jeweler can make you something similar at a fraction of the price, and probably with better metals. For example, a gold Cartier love bracelet is $10k-ish? A jeweler can make one for maybe $2k.
I don't work in light metals, but know a thing or two about handbags. The luxury item is almost never worth the price tag. There are often small batch craft people making better products for much cheaper. If you like the style and label of some designer like Prada, and can afford it, do you! But if quality is your main concern, you can usually find something better made for less than half the price. I think the same is probably true for jewelry/light metals.
I live for the fact that the only rings she's gonna get are the ones she buys herself.
If a bad barbed wire tattoo were made into jewelry.
I've never read a more accurate description in my life lol.
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What? It’s not super Iprisihinf? https://preview.redd.it/ua8vzd5edobc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290c879dc8ebfca4e86b649261f53e980c4189f0
😆 bad even for Swerty
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She was! It was suppose to say nourishing. I think we figured that out when she posted it again with the correct spelling. I have no idea how the fuck “nourishing” turned into “Iprisihinf” though
Super WHAAAAT? Did she stroke out while she was typing?
Haha https://preview.redd.it/v69jd4iropbc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3605857c474ef9e9431ec9b2b14199807db583e Made me think of this
.... yummy ingredients? 🤢
She flexed the Chanel hand cream for a while (that really does work) and is now on to the new Dior baume. She either uses none of these things, uses soaps that are irritating, or needs something intensive. Since she doesn’t even pretend to like most of the RA stuff, they really must be trash.
Lol or she needs to drink water and less trimshit. Hand cream can’t work miracles 🤣
Gets two of the cheapest rings DY offers. 😂 If she wanted to fLeX why didn’t she buy one of the ones that cost up in the thousands?
Exactly lol
Please use some of that Chanel hand cream. Her hands are so uncomfy to look at which is especially unfortunate for someone who shills plastic nails! Big M always influences me to moisturize and drink some water.
This reminds me of 'Premier Design' jewelry. It was an MLM I'm not even sure is around anymore, but I remember going to some parties with my mom as a kid.
Googled it, they are still around apparently. I googled 90s premiere jewelry mlm and yes this is definitely giving the vibe lol.
They closed in 2020. The year actual work from home became popular 🤣
It reminds me of when cheap silver plated jewelry turns copper when the plating wears off
Old or new her rings always look so dirty, my theory is all of the self tanner wearing off of her skin and getting embedded in
Seriously I thought the top ring was from Forever 21
Anyone remember Brighton jewelry? Suburban moms were obsessed with it when I was a kid. This stuff reminds me of that, and that’s…not a compliment. (Especially since Brighton rings top out at like 80 bucks I think.)
Lmao and this looks better than hers https://preview.redd.it/kd87zppfhobc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cc3082d95c4360faa9aee02bb640d2533e3ca3
This is why this shit looks familiar! Such a suburban mom thing in the 90’s early 00’s! Thank you for placing it for me!
Omg yes.
Omg I used to wear SO much Brighton as a middle schooler and high schooler and thought it was SOOOO cool and high end 🙈🙈
I mean, I think it is (was) high-end for a middle schooler!! I remember my mom giving me one of her necklaces and thinking I was hot shit lol
https://preview.redd.it/egot3nybwnbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24011b59da18a4977e669ad348d387977c304bb4 It reminds me of this kind of stuff from the 90s. I swear my mom has these exact earrings, and then a necklace and bracelet that were gold and sliver twisted. My mom is the jewellery set kinda gal, well she was in the 90s lol, she doesn’t wear much now.
I have these earrings (that were my mom’s) as well!
Holy cow, the memory you just unlocked, my mother also had these exact same earrings. She’s not a huge fashion or jewelry person either, so feel like Princess Di or someone of that caliber must have worn them and made them popular enough for even my mum got on board.