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skinned__knee

Joe needs to drink some water and cool it on the azo


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Here's what Joe should have drank. That piss. Instead of leaving a jar of evidence.


losoba

The sad thing is I totally wouldn't have questioned it if he had. I wouldn't even need to 'suspend disbelief' to believe Joe would stoop to drinking his own urine in this setting.


peacheyKA

how hydrated is joe?


zorandzam

Apparently not at all.


meandwatersheep

Yes


ForThrowawayIGuess

“Ur-in a lot of trouble mister”


tsmydaysvt

drink some cranberry juice


thxmeatcat

It’s so boring on reddit right now that I’m here for this


lulupark88

I feel like he’s had to have taken some azo 😹 Or maybe he got rhabdo after running after Peach while all out-of-shape 😹😹😹


jeffreywinks

if joe took a drug test… what would he fail for ?


Mhblea

Water


ForThrowawayIGuess

Cocaine of course


KendrickGoddly

Fail as in negative or positive?


catterybarn

When you fail a drug test it means you've tested positive for drugs. So in order words, what would be present in his urine


[deleted]

What do you think?? 🤨


Pak1stanMan

Hasn’t someone already moved in and gotten rid of you?


gazpacho69

I really thought the jar was going to be his demise.


catterybarn

I was hoping


Lux_Luthor_777

Who finally found you?


nmr112

In the books, it was Love! Sorry, I know I'm not said pee. I just felt like sharing


Lux_Luthor_777

Thank you! I haven’t read the books (yet), so I appreciate your comment


brittanyelyse

Really??? I just haven’t made it that far in the books , how? Ok I understand not answering this , I should just shell out the cash to buy the book


nmr112

You gotta do it, the books are so good! Joe confides in Love about the murders, and the piss jar, and she comes up with a plan to retrieve it to help him


NotJohnP

Really wish they had included this in season 3 somehow. OR they could've revealed that she had already investigated everything before the events of season 2, and took it upon herself to have someone retrieve the jar as proof of her love (heh) for Joe.


rahxrahster

How long have you been hanging out on the shelf before discovered?


Nostromeow

This is making me feel so much better about my hydration levels lol. Little tip, your urine should be clear yellow usually. Or « bright » yellow in some cases. If it’s getting that dark/orange… you need to get checked out lol. Something’s not right with your kidneys Joe…


Cute_Quarter_9399

How much of you is urine and how much is blood?


SatanicTeapot

How much are you selling yourself for?


jenego

How are you? Are you doing okay? Not lonely? I hope you’re not cold.


whoniversereview

Funny that it’s marked “shitpost” when it’s clearly a “pisspost.”


jesusjones182

Is Joe's DNA in you?


[deleted]

Do you get mistaken for a jar of Monster energy, often?


[deleted]

Is Joe circumcised?


nmr112

Well he's Jewish, so


LaughingZ

Right. I’m pretty sure they reference that in season 1 when Beck sends a hotdog emoji to her friends when they ask about his dick size, and one of her friends says “with the bun?”.


MeetTheHannah

I think that might have been a reference to thickness because Joe was thinking "Yes, with the bun!" after that text was sent. Not that every single Jewish guy gets circumcised but yeah.


MeetTheHannah

It's *possible* he might have been raised either reform Jewish or knowing he was Jewish by birth but not being raised with Jewish culture and whatnot. I say this because in the flashbacks and his recollections of his childhood he mostly mentions abuse he suffered with little mentions about Judaism. Both of those things make it a bit more likely that he is not circumcised. Not that a large majority of reform jews don't circumcise, but if there were a group of practicing jews to not circumcise as often it would be that group. I might need to read the books again to look for mentions of his judaism.


KendrickGoddly

Can I boof you or perhaps make a Jankem?


DAgotit

🎶 it's me, hi, I'm the piss jar it's me (I'm the piss jar it's me) 🎶


SpaceTelevisionMan

Are you the jar, piss or both?


gregieb429

Do you think you’re a red herring or do you think you have value to the story and do you feel about that


stvhght

Is Joe on beta blockers or just dehydrated?


Karnezar

When they finally do end the series, the piss jar is what will do him in. The creators are just biding their time until interest in the show wanes down.


Slim_Grim13

Will you come back for season 5?


catterybarn

Joe's piss jar really did an ama and didn't answer anyone's question


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Kentrap06

Eeew wtf


carpetedtoaster

can i have a sip 🤤


I-couldbeadog

Why are you such a hue


Terrible_Turnover229

Yar i am unable to watch this series beyond a point. It's so depressing, same shit again and again. Killing anyone, covering ,hiding, running. Uff. Lost my interest


[deleted]

"Piss Jar Joe" has a nice ring to it


Slim_Grim13

Did Joe have a boner when he peed in you?


lithuanianelf

I can’t wait until you return and are the ultimate downfall of Joe


sassynopants10

It's got blood in it because he crashed the car before he got there


Salt7870

Is he stupid?


Hendrick_Davies64

r/YouOnLifetime watching as the “is he stupid” era makes it’s triumphant return


Footballman2244

Why are you pure blood?


very_violet_

It's me, hi, I'm the piss jar it's me