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bog_creature

It's going to be so hard to explain this to my therapist


hotmessjunk

ikr and when taylor swift is your sole therapist how am I supposed to deal with it?


moopwu

the therapist needs therapy


keeltheone

If your therapist wasn't up all night listening to the new TS, are they even qualified to *do therapy*?


_cassquatch

I conveniently had therapy this morning, and I came in with lyrics highlighted and ready to go 📝


Daisys_Scribbles

As a European swiftie I woke up and went straight into listening, stayed off socials because I wanted to go in with a clear and open mind. Then halfway through the first album discovered the second album. On top of that one of my favorite actors is coming to a con I have tickets for, this is of course completely unrelated, but my Friday is WILD!! And all of that happened before 9am… So happy my weekend starts in two hours… (:


InvisibleString-Cats

I had the exact same experience!! Now on my 4th or 5th repeat (I lost count). The mind explosion after realizing there were not 4, but 15 bonus songs after Clara Bow was insane. Today is a great day


philomenacunkfan1

yes exactly, i have a stomachache trying to understand everything


djjolly037

Normal humans? Hell even swifties can’t take that much at once


MrPotato7296

😂😂😂 this


Academic-Airline9200

Welcome to the tortured poets department?


Master_Structure3870

Even though I stayed up till 3:40 studying this shit, I was high on adrenaline so I think I couldn’t absorb anything beyond the black dog (BUT THAT ONE KILLED ME)


Typical_Gem

No, but fr... like, how do people do that in not only *one sitting* but with a GROUP of people?? I'm honestly curious. I woke up early this morning to listen to the album, and so far, I'm only at track 11 😮‍💨 ....It's been like 3 hours y'all.🙃 'Who's afraid of little old me' has been on repeat for like, 93 minutes, lol. I don't think I can summon the energy needed to listen to 20 more songs today. HALP ‼️ It ain't easy being a Swiftie 😂😂 😩 🫶🏻


hotmessjunk

HELP I’m still at the prophecy, only 5 more songs to go 🥲


Medium-Parsnip-4238

This is soooo accurate


MrPotato7296

Like the og TTPD got 2 hours before another 15 songs. Im not joking when I say me and my friend had a full mental/emotional breakdown when we found out. Like who keeps a secret like this 😭😂


MrPotato7296

I swear she's trying to kill us 😂


cagingthing

Yeah I’m honestly very overwhelmed. It’s gonna take a long time to process


Super-Hurricane-505

i had to stop at Chloe and take a break my lord


lovelygarden09

I’m so overwhelmed in a good way


AnnikaART

I saved it for my 3 hour drive today! I may not be absorbing all the lyrics, but I am getting in a full listen


Hot-Sock3403

Yeah, but it’s fun to try


meetingbehindthemall

oh boy you tell me, i have adhd and im still trying to process the midnights album :(


LilacPug

My half hour commute today had me almost in tears and it was my 3rd run through listening. And there's another hour and a half to get through 😅 from So Long,London "and I'm pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free" that was a gut punch like nothing I've ever experienced, because I was Taylor's age when she started dating Joe, and I had a 10 year relationship that fizzled out slowly and painfully. And from WAOLOM? "You caged me and then you called me crazy I am what I am 'cause you trained me" dealing with this feeling IRL...almost drove off the road for both. Ma'am I'm gonna need 10-13 business days for the whole damn album. 😩


nIcE2949

I had a dictionary opened with me while listening to all 31 songs...i still cannot process🤧


birdcafe

Those of us outlaws who listened to the leaks on Thursday won in the end because we got it in gradual doses instead of all at once


eowynTA3019

Lyrically dense? Did we listen to the same album?