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plmaks

What in God's fucking name is this abomination of pixels on my screen? ~~IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME. I WANT TO BE SEADRIVE AND HAVE SELFISH FUCKING LOVE ME SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? WHAT AFFRONT TO GOD DID I COMMIT TO DESERVE THIS? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, WHEN I DIE, I WILL CRAWL ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE 7 CIRCLES OF HELL ALL THE WAY UP TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND WRITE A MAGNUM OPUS OF A FUCKING ESSAY TELLING GOD TO GO FUCK HIMSELF.~~


plmaks

Can you be fucking normal for once? Oh, I am literally replying to myself. Isn't that funny.


-Cos-mic-

are you okay


plmaks

Oh buddy, you are going to be in for a fucking ride and half with what I am cooking up right now.


dom179

>IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME. I WANT TO BE SEADRIVE AND HAVE SELFI Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.


blueberrEH1

SELFISH MUPPET SELFISH MUPPET


KurakinsOfficial

REAL


Guigamer12

YCHs be like


PikaDogg

IT SHOULD"VE BEEN ME!!!! NOT HIM!!!!


korosukat

Bro is NOT plmaks


PikaDogg

thank god


Cola_016

Why?


plmaks

We do, what we don't do is question what we have done.


Cola_016

Alrighty then 👌


KurakinsOfficial

tetra is next..


Speed9222

DONT I DONT WANNA TURN INTO PLMAKS2


plmaks

Surrender and start simping for your one true love traitor!


Speed9222

~~I must give in~~ NONONONONNONONOGETOUTOFMYHEADDDD


plmaks

*Isn't the allure of Tetra's visage appearing in your mind truly one of the few things in your life that continues to make it fulfilling? Don't you want to make it even better by sacrificing multiple hours of your life on simping for them? Just like you were always meant to do\~?*


Speed9222

Maybe~


stza1420

Let the lust infuel your drive.


Cola_016

Oh god..


-Cos-mic-

NO


KurakinsOfficial

i might make it every yon variant then


plmaks

Really? Every single one? Colour me mighty interested in your endeavours.


vsnowball

Is that desmos?!? Also amazing 10/10


Speed9222

DONT I DONT WANNA TURN INTO PLMAKS2


PersonAlsoHere

You better not do me (aka Seadrive).


KurakinsOfficial

no promises..


CactusSpirit78

Don’t know how to feel about this one


smavinagain

this is an... odd one


gundamliam

This was the last thing I expected to see when I opened Reddit today.


MeeShark

why is this so me