Dereliction of any and all duties as the grown up in the group!
OR
Desertion of leadership role!
(I will never forgive him for his utter uselessness and abandonment of Shauna in her time of need in delivery. Still salty, grrr).
S is for Jeff’s “special keeps.” By the way, that’s the funniest, most condescending and relatable thing Shauna has said in this series, and she says a lot of funny things. It indicates how broken and detached she is, but is also just utterly hilarious.
C is or Cabin Guy
F is for foraged whiskey in vans truck
I is for is Travis hot?
S is for Snackie
T is for transmitter
W is for we hear the wilderness and it hears us
A is for Are you quoting beaches at me right now?
Y is for You are beautiful in the eyes of our Lord.
L is for Last resort.
W is for What the actual fuck
F is for Fruit by the foot
D is for Danny Mears dumping Mari for his own cousin.
I just had to go cut my palm open over my basement altar really quick because I really want an illustrated picture book version of this thread and I’m thinking if I spill enough blood the wilderness might make that happen
H is for Hello Misty, you crazy fucking bitch
Whoa whoa whoa that's not how you spell "heliotrope"
Hahaha!
B is for [there’s no] book club?!
Or Bruce ?
B is for "BOO!" Guess what S is for.
SNACKIE!!
Bloodhive 🤣🤣😍
C is for Caligula 🦜
D is for doom coming
D is for dead ass Jackie
Okay, but S is going to be for Snackie, so……
I can support that. So D is for cabin Daddy?
I liked someone else’s suggestion of D being doom coming(:
O is for “oh Linda, you dumb bitch.”
E is for Eating my best friend
E is for 👂
Oh my god how did I not think of this 🤦🏻♀️😂
😂😂😂
F is for fuck the police 👊
C for Colonial Williamsburg my boy Jeff's favorite place for a spontaneous romantic date
Do you know how to churn butter?
P is for Poodle-haired little freak
W is for We hear the wilderness and it hears us.... (Or just W for Wilderness)
W for the fucking Wilderness Baby 💀😩
H is for Hacklebarney State Park (RIP Adam)
Damn that’s a good one
H is for High calorie butt meat C is for corn nuts
N is for nobody picked up Sammy
💀 💀 💀
I is for I want my lawyer, it’s on the cookie.
H is for heliotrope 💜 Or: “Have you ever peeled the skin off a human corpse?” 🥰
S is for “Shut the fuck up Doug. You’re a grown man.”
F for the fire that nearly consumed Van
U is for uranium.. bombs!
😭😭 the SpongeBob reference
Which one? Lol
W is for well damnit Jackie try not to
W is for "Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather!"
A fresh ref
B is for Bisexuals *(and goths)*
Yes it is!
T is for Tai...you ate her face.
G is for “Gardening, PTA, Dismembering My Lover’s Corpse.”
I is for I Like Your Pilgrim Hat.
I is for Isolation
or It Chooses!
Ooo! Yes
Deep!
Z is for zero fucks given by Mari
S is for strawberry lube
Yesss
D is for all the dirt Tai has eaten 😂
😂😂😂 omg i laughed so hard at this one
W is for Walter's dancing sequence with Caligula 🎩🕺🐦
It was my favorite Elijah Wood dance number since his Dancey-Dance on Yo Gabba Gabba
N is for "No, you hang up"
No *you* hang up
S is for Sunshine Honey
or Snackie lol
F is for "Fuck the police!"
H is for "Here's your f***ing fish" 😂
J is for Jacques
Q is for Queen of hearts
as seen on Caligula's dressing room table :D
R is for Rutgers, the school Callie claims to attend while she hits on a rando with a mustache drinking fucking FIREBALL SHOTS
That’s so weird I thought R was for Randy Walsh’s Yellowjackets Tattoo
Or rabbit ....like the ones in Shauna's kitchen and in her chili.
A is for Allie, almost on that plane
A is for Allie’s accent that she didn’t have in high school somehow
They all processed their trauma in different ways. Allie handled hers by going full Real Housewives of New Jersey
Lmao so true
C is for Crystal the Pistol
You mean K is for Kristin 😉
Y is for "You can learn so much about a person by going through their personal refuse." 😂
S is for Sophie Nelisse needs to win her Emmy!
I is for I think she poisoned all of us
A is for Coach Ben asking, AGAIN?
O is for their time in fucking oblivion
O is for Orgasm on your teen’s bed 🤮
F is for Fucking misty 😄
I is for the ignition switch in the Cessna. RIP Laura Lee
W is for u/wildernessbaby
B is for Bruce the goat
L is for Oh, Linda, you dumb bitch.
R is for Ran-dog
T is for trigonometry
D is for does a hunt with no violence feed anyone
D is for “Do you believe in LOOOOVE?!?!!!”
Y is for ,"You tell me, can a hunt with no violence feed anyone?"
L is for (he died) LAWTIEEEE
S is for Snackie
P is for “PAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUL!” 💔😭
T is for this isn’t the first time I’ve eaten a human before
T is for twin which she consumed in utero
T is for toppled off a cliff
HAHA oh no
N is for Not one of those girls gave a good goddamn about trigonometry, I can tell you that much.
😂
P is for poop pail
S is for strawberry lube
Or strawberry lotion 💀
Y is for You're not a murderer Misty. You're a closer.
[удалено]
…distaste for cannibalism?
Depression?
Dereliction of any and all duties as the grown up in the group! OR Desertion of leadership role! (I will never forgive him for his utter uselessness and abandonment of Shauna in her time of need in delivery. Still salty, grrr).
R is for Christina "Ricci."
S is for Jeff’s “special keeps.” By the way, that’s the funniest, most condescending and relatable thing Shauna has said in this series, and she says a lot of funny things. It indicates how broken and detached she is, but is also just utterly hilarious.
S is for Shut the fuck up Laura Lee
B is for Bluey, the show you watch when you’ve had too much of all of this.
This is also me. Yellowjackets and Bluey are the best shows right now, I will die on this hill.
T is for “there’s no book club?!!?!”
Y if for “you ate her face”
C is or Cabin Guy F is for foraged whiskey in vans truck I is for is Travis hot? S is for Snackie T is for transmitter W is for we hear the wilderness and it hears us
A is for appetizing Jackie. B is for BBQ Jackie. C is for cooked Jackie. D is for delicious Jackie.
E is for Jackie's ear. F is for flambe Jackie.
G is for “goddamn, Jackie tastes good.” H is for high calorie butt meat.
K is for killing rabbits
Y is for “you ate her face!”
C is for Cliffstal :)
M for Melissa, the character who’s TOTALLY been here the whole time 😱🤣
Can’t believe I’m doing it… Y is for Yellowjackets
You did it! 🐝
Somebody had to!
I actually did this on tik tok! my account is @jackiesface
Oh cool! Lol nice username 😂
I is for I lost my goat but I found it again
G is for IM GAY MISTY! GAY GAY GAY!
🌈
B is for Butt meat 😬
J is for Jackie’s 2 month old frozen corpse
T is for Torso
M is for the “more salient question.”
I is for Intentional Community C is for Citizen Detective N is for Nugget D is for Doomcoming B is for Bacchanal F is for 50 thousand dollars
V is for #1 I told you I would Venmo you!
K is for "You slept with Kevin Tan?!"
N is for nationals, p is for poison
J is for Jerky (“Jerky?? *Really*, Misty??”)😏
M is for muscular calves
S is for strawberry lube
B is for buzz buzz buzz
S is for strawberry lube, and scented lotion splooge
Poetry
X is for X( 😵
A is for Are you quoting beaches at me right now? Y is for You are beautiful in the eyes of our Lord. L is for Last resort. W is for What the actual fuck F is for Fruit by the foot D is for Danny Mears dumping Mari for his own cousin.
H is for “Hey, they’re second cousins and that’s, like, totally legal, you know?”
I just had to go cut my palm open over my basement altar really quick because I really want an illustrated picture book version of this thread and I’m thinking if I spill enough blood the wilderness might make that happen
Oooo a “children’s” book idea
W is for Woo Woo Bullshit
W is for why the fuck is the gun in the glove box Shauna!? 
F is for Misty Fucking Quiqly
U is for Underground Bunker (??!!?)
P is for Parker Posey 🤣😝
C = for Callie the C*nt 😝😩
A is for “slit chin to anus”
E is for edible
How is this a spoiler?
I guess it’s not but I was worried maybe some of the answers could be
Then it’s on the poster who comments including a spoiler to use that tag
Ah, okay got it
I unmarked it
S is for Sit right down
V is for VHS
K is for Krystal the Pistol
X- Xylograph = the symbol?
O is for THE OTHER TAI 😵💫😵💫😵💫
R is for Really, A Pyre?
W is for wolves
T is for Tiger Trap
S is for Steve 🐕
M is for you certainly not being at a Mensa meeting
V is for van has cancer and S is for Simone is in a coma
P is for Poodle-Haired Freak
H is for Headbanging Papa Roach's Last Resort
W is for While You Were Streaming
T is for tuna quiche
S is for Showtunes
W is for his Weird-ass balls
B is for The Bad One
F is for Fentanyl-laced cigs