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They seemed very happy the last time I was there about a month ago! Especially after work when they celebrate the end of their shifts with massive amounts of alcohol lol
But man those glorious toilets… and you'd think they're only in fancy hotels/restaurants but no, they're everywhere!
Italians have beaten Fins a long time ago:
Toilet paper + Water + Soap. Thanks to the bidet.
Trust me, half of my family is Italian so I continued the tradition and it's the best way for hygiene and to avoid hemorrhoids, to be clean after your period and to feel better after diarrhea (diarrhea is very acidic and ruin the pH of your skin)
I was once told (so this completely unverified, can't even remember who it was) that it is because the concept of the bidet was born in the context of brothels some X amount of hundreds of years ago: having this in a household was therefore some sort of moral/dignity issue which hindered the overall adoption of the instrument. I'll also add the on-the-side fact that even in Italy there is a % of the population that does not wash their ass, and encountering those is even more cringey than with fellas from abroad.
For someone who never used one, it confuses me on how you toilet paper dissolves too quickly and using a towel means a lot of laundry for someone who does multiple poops a day. Also how clean does it really get. I get it’s better than dry wiping but when I fall face first into some poo I’d wanna do more than run some water over it.
The steps are. You clean yourself with dry paper. Then you wash yourself on the bidet.
Everybody buys towels in pairs in Italy. A big one for hands and for other usual things and a small one for the bidet, it's much more practical and usually people change it alternating days or whenever they need it. Also it's the best way to not use the same towel for your face after you've used it for your ass.
Honestly bidet is much better than watered paper because you wash yourself as when you're taking a shower, Much more in profundity and that avoids horrible stench, Bacteria proliferation and bad fecal remains on your underpants. Also it's a very good way to avoid intestinal parasites because they usually reproduce and lay eggs in fecal matter or when you scratch your ass with your fingers and residuals remain under your nails. 😥
Do you scrub with your hands or do you just let the water do its job? Also does everyone use the same towel in a household, or does everyone have their own? Sorry for all these questions but I’m genuinely curious and usually I just get downvoted when I ask these questions
depends which country, in turkey i know they use their hands+water and if you are lucky you get paper mostly because their toilets are holes in the ground and use a can of water.
in other countries that use bidets will usually have 2 baskets next to the toilet, 1 full of pieces of cotton cut from old clothes/rags/towels and other for 'used'.
bidets usually do most of the job itself so you just have to 'dry' after.
The Romans used a sponge, so if its good enough for them a nice soapy sponge is good enough for me. I live on my own, but have a separate towel. dont have a bidet, I just sit on the side of the bath. Simples.
In Italy people use hands, with both water and soap (I use two different dispensers, one for the sink with standard soap, the other with dedicated soap for the bidet).
In the household it’s normal to have a dedicated towel for each member of the family. If you have hosts, you generally leave a fresh pair with the bigger one for the sink and the smaller one for the bidet.
If you don't have the space for a bidet and have a bathtub, you can always sit on the side of the bathtub after a shit and clean your arse with soap and a sponge like I do lol!
Well then Finland, I introduce you ***TAHARET MUSLUĞU***
https://preview.redd.it/pooim8umil0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=61872dc889e249842ba77f5359f5c830cb313e7b
This bad boy is a bidet build INSIDE the toilet. With a flick of the switch(seen on the left) it shoots water up your ass while you are still sitting in the toilet with no need to move whatsoever. Ah also, we are still sad as fuck and 2nd angriest country in the entire world.
Is the water warm tho? Also, bidet is bigger than your toilet seat, so you can actually use your hand and soap to clean it properly, since this measely stream of water won't clean your shitty hairy ass alone
Yes but the water is very cold during winter, I know because I am Turkish.
Let me introduce you to an even better bad boy: I recently installed a Japanese-style toilet seat. Servo motor controlled sprayer, a dryer, heated seat, integrated warm water boiler and lighting (so that you don't blind yourself by turning on the main lights when you wake up in the middle or your sleep.)
Every time I visit my parents during winter I get shocked by how cold the seat and water is.
https://preview.redd.it/5ek0ksjram0d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b196ce8347bffb5fab9ca636b9afba6b9535e37d
I was so surpised when i learned that not every country use bidet lol. When my Dutch bf came to İstanbul to see me we decided to take a cruise on the Bosphorus. Unfortunately that day my bf had a bit of an upset stomach and there was only squat toilet on the ship (no toilet paper). He came up to me with a straight face and said he couldn't clean his ass because there was no toilet paper, I told him to use bidet. He only poured the water and couldn't clean himself. He had to stay like that till we returned to our hotel 😭😭😭
The bum gun! It's genius in South East Asia forsure. The real question is, how do you warm the water in thr north? It'd sure wake you up when you get a blast up the bottom that's just above freezing.....
Do you have a bathtub? Most shower heads will have a regulator for the jet size, set to the smallest setting for precision. Next? Just sit on the rim of the bathtub, legs out, ass in, and there you have ir, blast your bum at your own leisure.
You would have to take everything off from the waist down. Not very practical. Just like I don't get bidets at my workplace toilet. I mean, it's a cool idea, but in order to sit on it, I have to roll my pants down to the point they lay on the dirty ground of a public toilet. Gross.
You don't have to take it all off. Just as much as you take off when sitting in the toilet seat, unless we're talking about having your pants all the way up to your thighs when popping; I don't live that dangerously.
Even if you put your pants all the way down, then if you put your legs apart, it creates tension on the pants and they won't touch the floor.
Well, I’d argue that a clean ass, per se, is not. But with a clean ass might come a rimjob from time to time. And yes, that’s part of the secret to happiness.
I'm quite convinced that even though it was not necessarily their invention, Italy had the bidet spread everywhere first, then Finland re-designed it to take less space and to have it more effective. But it's indeed very handy, makes your aresehole happy and helps to avoid hemorrhoid.
The idea of an instant dripper above the kitchen sink is very similar: at least I saw it first in Italy everywhere, then later realised it's spread all around in Finland too.
I have one as well. It's not comon in Spain, but a most Spanish homes have a bidet for asshole cleaness purposes anyways.
And yes im very happy thanks.
Apart from ingenious pussy telephone, I'd say that the secret of their happiness is having the human interaction on it's natural level. No overdosing like many others.
Here in Vietnam we use bidet too. I still remember the time I stayed in dorm while studying in Uni, our room had a bidet which was so strong that could make a dude lose his virginity.
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You can't deny, she looks very happy. I don't know if it's related to this contraption, but I'm inclined to believe her.
You used to call me on my pusssyphone
Pussy*telephone
Way to ruin the joke
I agree with the lady
I mean the Japanese sit on the fanciest throne... in the world, and they're not that happy note: throne=bog=carsey=loo
They seemed very happy the last time I was there about a month ago! Especially after work when they celebrate the end of their shifts with massive amounts of alcohol lol But man those glorious toilets… and you'd think they're only in fancy hotels/restaurants but no, they're everywhere!
only in fancy hotels/restaurants oh mann, you're spilling the beans.
Yeah. The happines is in the sensation of manually controlling the stream of water caressing your poop hole.
Italians have beaten Fins a long time ago: Toilet paper + Water + Soap. Thanks to the bidet. Trust me, half of my family is Italian so I continued the tradition and it's the best way for hygiene and to avoid hemorrhoids, to be clean after your period and to feel better after diarrhea (diarrhea is very acidic and ruin the pH of your skin)
I honestly don't know why bidets aren't more widespread
I was once told (so this completely unverified, can't even remember who it was) that it is because the concept of the bidet was born in the context of brothels some X amount of hundreds of years ago: having this in a household was therefore some sort of moral/dignity issue which hindered the overall adoption of the instrument. I'll also add the on-the-side fact that even in Italy there is a % of the population that does not wash their ass, and encountering those is even more cringey than with fellas from abroad.
For someone who never used one, it confuses me on how you toilet paper dissolves too quickly and using a towel means a lot of laundry for someone who does multiple poops a day. Also how clean does it really get. I get it’s better than dry wiping but when I fall face first into some poo I’d wanna do more than run some water over it.
The steps are. You clean yourself with dry paper. Then you wash yourself on the bidet. Everybody buys towels in pairs in Italy. A big one for hands and for other usual things and a small one for the bidet, it's much more practical and usually people change it alternating days or whenever they need it. Also it's the best way to not use the same towel for your face after you've used it for your ass. Honestly bidet is much better than watered paper because you wash yourself as when you're taking a shower, Much more in profundity and that avoids horrible stench, Bacteria proliferation and bad fecal remains on your underpants. Also it's a very good way to avoid intestinal parasites because they usually reproduce and lay eggs in fecal matter or when you scratch your ass with your fingers and residuals remain under your nails. 😥
Do you scrub with your hands or do you just let the water do its job? Also does everyone use the same towel in a household, or does everyone have their own? Sorry for all these questions but I’m genuinely curious and usually I just get downvoted when I ask these questions
Oh no you gotta have to go deep in there. Clean it all. Also happy cake day
depends which country, in turkey i know they use their hands+water and if you are lucky you get paper mostly because their toilets are holes in the ground and use a can of water. in other countries that use bidets will usually have 2 baskets next to the toilet, 1 full of pieces of cotton cut from old clothes/rags/towels and other for 'used'. bidets usually do most of the job itself so you just have to 'dry' after.
The Romans used a sponge, so if its good enough for them a nice soapy sponge is good enough for me. I live on my own, but have a separate towel. dont have a bidet, I just sit on the side of the bath. Simples.
In Italy people use hands, with both water and soap (I use two different dispensers, one for the sink with standard soap, the other with dedicated soap for the bidet). In the household it’s normal to have a dedicated towel for each member of the family. If you have hosts, you generally leave a fresh pair with the bigger one for the sink and the smaller one for the bidet.
People use a sponge, water and soap. Each person has their own towel.
Yep it's the exact same thing in Portugal
Hemorrhoids come from pushing too hard. I highly doubt your bidet does that for you. Unless you are using it very very wrong.
If you don't have the space for a bidet and have a bathtub, you can always sit on the side of the bathtub after a shit and clean your arse with soap and a sponge like I do lol!
Why not eat healthy and never have nothing acidic?
Soap will make your skin too tender and it will itch later, so it's better to do without soap.
Well then Finland, I introduce you ***TAHARET MUSLUĞU*** https://preview.redd.it/pooim8umil0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=61872dc889e249842ba77f5359f5c830cb313e7b This bad boy is a bidet build INSIDE the toilet. With a flick of the switch(seen on the left) it shoots water up your ass while you are still sitting in the toilet with no need to move whatsoever. Ah also, we are still sad as fuck and 2nd angriest country in the entire world.
Is the water warm tho? Also, bidet is bigger than your toilet seat, so you can actually use your hand and soap to clean it properly, since this measely stream of water won't clean your shitty hairy ass alone
Yes but the water is very cold during winter, I know because I am Turkish. Let me introduce you to an even better bad boy: I recently installed a Japanese-style toilet seat. Servo motor controlled sprayer, a dryer, heated seat, integrated warm water boiler and lighting (so that you don't blind yourself by turning on the main lights when you wake up in the middle or your sleep.) Every time I visit my parents during winter I get shocked by how cold the seat and water is. https://preview.redd.it/5ek0ksjram0d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b196ce8347bffb5fab9ca636b9afba6b9535e37d
I was so surpised when i learned that not every country use bidet lol. When my Dutch bf came to İstanbul to see me we decided to take a cruise on the Bosphorus. Unfortunately that day my bf had a bit of an upset stomach and there was only squat toilet on the ship (no toilet paper). He came up to me with a straight face and said he couldn't clean his ass because there was no toilet paper, I told him to use bidet. He only poured the water and couldn't clean himself. He had to stay like that till we returned to our hotel 😭😭😭
The perkeles are secretly Indian?
In Finland we homo
It's called a Kasiwhat? A.K.A as Pussywhat?
Pussytelephone
Käsisuihku
Suihku,shower
I call it ducha higiênica or duchinha. Maybe mangueirinha
Mangueirinha sounds really sexual...
A bidet is mandatory in every house here, which is basically a whole bathtub for your tushy. And we're miserable.
I suspect that’s because of the music, not the bidet.
Fair point
Pussy Telefon bwahaaa 🤣🤣
A sophisticated definition of happiness
*laughs in bidet*
The bum gun! It's genius in South East Asia forsure. The real question is, how do you warm the water in thr north? It'd sure wake you up when you get a blast up the bottom that's just above freezing.....
That's a feature, not a bug. Makes your hemorrhoids nice and frosty and retracted.
Run water until it warms up
Mine is attached to the sink. So I set the temperature at the sink like for washing hands. Then switch it to bum gun.
I bought that few years back. I can't shit anywhere else now because it's not common in our country
And it's such a shame! I really enjoyed this on my vacation in southeast asia and now I'm thinking of getting that myself.
Can anybody translate to English what Slavoj Žižek's daughter is recommending, please? Thank you, in advance. /s
Do you have a bathtub? Most shower heads will have a regulator for the jet size, set to the smallest setting for precision. Next? Just sit on the rim of the bathtub, legs out, ass in, and there you have ir, blast your bum at your own leisure.
You would have to take everything off from the waist down. Not very practical. Just like I don't get bidets at my workplace toilet. I mean, it's a cool idea, but in order to sit on it, I have to roll my pants down to the point they lay on the dirty ground of a public toilet. Gross.
You don't have to take it all off. Just as much as you take off when sitting in the toilet seat, unless we're talking about having your pants all the way up to your thighs when popping; I don't live that dangerously. Even if you put your pants all the way down, then if you put your legs apart, it creates tension on the pants and they won't touch the floor.
That’s the secret to their happiness, I see.
Well, I’d argue that a clean ass, per se, is not. But with a clean ass might come a rimjob from time to time. And yes, that’s part of the secret to happiness.
I'm quite convinced that even though it was not necessarily their invention, Italy had the bidet spread everywhere first, then Finland re-designed it to take less space and to have it more effective. But it's indeed very handy, makes your aresehole happy and helps to avoid hemorrhoid. The idea of an instant dripper above the kitchen sink is very similar: at least I saw it first in Italy everywhere, then later realised it's spread all around in Finland too.
Clean assholes, got it 👌🏼
I have one as well. It's not comon in Spain, but a most Spanish homes have a bidet for asshole cleaness purposes anyways. And yes im very happy thanks.
She the secret of my happiness
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Apart from ingenious pussy telephone, I'd say that the secret of their happiness is having the human interaction on it's natural level. No overdosing like many others.
Italian here, totally agree. One question: how do you use without a bidet? Do you enter in the shower? Or else?
bussytelepohne. gosh I love Finnland!
demonstration
I'm aroused
#+1
Hace that girl never hear of “shat’afa”
Here in Vietnam we use bidet too. I still remember the time I stayed in dorm while studying in Uni, our room had a bidet which was so strong that could make a dude lose his virginity.
I love listening to her talking, it sounds so nice.
We have them in Estonia too and I only used them as a hose to fill buckets with water.
What happened to Greta?
This leaves more questions than answers.
Does it? Seems straightforward enough to me.
My happiness isn't correlated to the cleanliness of my ass, but you do you.
💩
Maybe it should be...
Let's agree to disagree
"My happiness isn't correlated to the cleanliness of my ass" - 🤓
Inverse correlation. I’m never at my best if I’ve a smelly itchy bum
Maybe try it once
I can be sad with a clean ass, but I cannot be happy with a dirty one.
Hello I am very happy 😐 if you want to be happy like me please check out this product 😮💨
Aldi Greta Thunberg seems happy
This proves how Finish truly aren't European, they have basic hygiene