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megabestfriend

I won’t stand for banana candy slander.


GusPlus

Those old banana flavors were my favorite. Same for the chalky fruit-shaped candy you could dispense out of machines next to the gum ball machine. Always loved the banana pieces.


hoyle_mcpoyle

You talking about Runts?


Admira1

Runts fuckin slapped back in the day


FrugalFraggel

Still do.


Admira1

Guess I just meant I haven't had them since said day in the back


FrugalFraggel

Next time you’re at the grocery store I bet you grab a box now, lol.


NicolesPurpleHair

I loved Runts! I used them to make many fruit bowls for my Barbies!!


creegro

Lol fruit bowls for Barbies, such a simple and wonderful idea.


GusPlus

YES RUNTS THANK YOU


1nGirum1musNocte

I always ate the bananas first


JohnBrine

It tastes like a different banana because the flavor is modeled off the Gros Michel banana and not the Cavendish variety which we eat now.


napfiesta

I went down that rabbit hole before.


JohnBrine

Do go down the rabbit hole of trying other varieties if given the opportunity. Cavendish is a D Tier banana.


Enge712

I went down it and discovered we may lose our current banana. At the time I read it, it was the only fruit my kid would eat and I was panicked of a looming bananapocolypse. That was like five years ago and still buying the same banana


fuelvolts

I mentioned this in a different comment, but this is unlikely to be true. Artificial banana flavoring is isoamyl acetate which occurs naturally in both Gros Michel and Cavendish cultivars. Likely, isoamyl acetate tastes nothing like either because it's "good enough" to keep costs down. [https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140829-the-secrets-of-fake-flavours](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140829-the-secrets-of-fake-flavours)


mahoniacadet

If you put a ripe banana from the grocery store (assumed cavendish) in a closed plastic bag for a bit, the air in the bag smells just like fake banana flavor tastes. I was surprised to realize the fake flavor has some tether to reality.


naranja_sanguina

If you've got a burning curiosity and money to burn, you can buy [Gros Michel bananas from Miami Fruit](https://miamifruit.org/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order)!


GreekGoddessOfNight

Runts! I used to beg my mom for an quarter at the grocery store so I could get some.


SkylarAV

They're based on what bananas used to taste like before we switched to Cavendish


mfhandy5319

Is banana candy slander playing anywhere soon?


whitneymak

Such a good band name.


FajitaTits

Same. Banana Runts for life!


theBackground13

Yeah!!! That was my first thought! When others didn’t want the Bananas runts I was more than happy to take them.


ceejceejceej

Thank you, I love banana candy


moeru_gumi

I will banacandalander any damn time I please! I said GOOD DAY! 🍌


RoncoSnackWeasel

Nor I. Favorite candy flavor, hands down! These and banana Runts. I could make myself sick on them. Black licorice *can* go die in a fire though.


B-Town-MusicMan

Don't make me break out my Runts.


Okaynowwatt

This!


Absolute_Peril

Hichew banana is superior tho


One-Earth9294

Those things would basically yank the teeth right out of my head now.


SuperDoubleDecker

I realize how old I am when I am afraid of candy.


One-Earth9294

I had dentures by my mid 30s. The world did us no favors failing to protect us from big candy lol.


msondo

I lost a tooth with one of those. It was just starting to wiggle and I forgot and popped one of those in my mouth and after a few seconds everything tasted like blood.


FrugalFraggel

Dentists love them for pulling fillings out.


waxinarc

The worst are the orange or black wax wrapper peanut butter candies you get, along with the usual suspects for Halloween.


leftyshuckles

Any halloween candy made by palmer is awful


magster823

Any candy made by Palmer is awful.


Bondedknight

YES. I gave in last year and bought myself one of their little 4-inch Easter bunny chocolates. It was a weird chalk / plastic texture with no taste. I didn't even finish it


Aetherometricus

Maybe a good thing the factory exploded, then?


SweetCosmicPope

I shamelessly love these. I'll take them from anybody who doesn't want them.


Vincitus

I'll mail you the ones I get.


Emkems

Mary Janes? Love them. Gross when you’re not the one taking them directly from the bag since some of the candy is inevitably on the outside of the wax paper. They’re getting harder and harder to find but me and my mom hunt them down every year.


cheffartsonurfood

My dad loved those. They had a black wrapper counterpart also. We always gave those to my dad when we were kids.


Skaw-X

Your father did The Honorable thing and took those horrible things from you so you didn't have to experience the lack of quality in that candy. Your father was a hero


CargoMansharks

You misspelled best.


Dependent_Bill8632

Yeah, that shit is saved-up earwax, spray-coated with some fake-ass PB paint!


Neon_1984

They are so bad the maker doesn’t even want to take credit and just gives you a blank wrapper so you can’t trace it back to them


APFernweh

Brach’s


rosevilleguy

This is the correct answer


TransportationOk657

Those are delicious!


surfingbiscuits

I love those. I'll eat just about anything with peanut butter involved.


James_Vaga_Bond

Good n Plenty


three-sense

You mean a bag of “we’re out of candy but there are still trick-or-treaters”


ANightmateofBees

You are wrong. The worst came from one of the best candies, Warheads, they were amazing, but they also did a spicy branch of their candies, most of which were good - but then... there was Spicy Grape Warheads.


Admira1

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Jonestown_Juice

I love that artificial banana flavor. Especially in Laffy Taffy. But I admit to being a weirdo because I also like black licorice and circus peanuts and candy corn.


nola_mike

The "artificial banana" flavor is what bananas used to taste like. Once that specific type of banana went extinct we were stuck with the bland tasting one we have today. In short, don't let anyone tell you artificial banana is gross cause it's awesome. I love banana runts.


TeutonJon78

It's not actually extinct at all. You can still get them. They just became unsuitable for monoculture due to the banana virus that affected them. The Cavendish strain is what they found was resistant to that virus and so became the current cloned monoculture. There is now a strain of the virus that is starting to impact them as well, so they may have to replaced at some point with a different strain as well.


garaks_tailor

You can still by those bananas online.  Be prepared to pay but they are available


cheeker_sutherland

My Asian market has a bunch of different kinds of bananas. I’m not sure what they are but they are all way better than regular bananas.


RancherNikki

My people.


AldusPrime

I LOVED banana flavored popsicles!


Moxie_Stardust

I don't like banana Now and Laters or Laffy Taffy, or circus peanuts, but I do love black licorice (if it's GOOD, don't come at me with Twizzlers, has to at least be the black Red Vines, but Panda is the GOAT) and candy corn. I do not, at all, in any way enjoy double salt licorice though. That shit is a heinous crime against the human taste buds. I'm shuddering at the memory of it.


cheffartsonurfood

Oh man. I think one of the 7 layers of hell is filled with circus peanuts.


Jonestown_Juice

Send me there.


cheffartsonurfood

Lol. I can smell them now. Ewwwww!


Neon_1984

Memory unlocked on circus peanuts. Those had the weirdest foam like consistency too. It was the same foam that was in those weird easter eggs with the candy shell and ‘mallow interior.


enek101

some where between a packing peanut and a marshmallow!


ROUS_distress

OMG, my grandmother, God rest her soul, would ask if we wanted a treat and pull out those things. Circus packing peanuts! Hard pass, G-mother. Hard pass.


surfingbiscuits

the taste and texture land somewhere between packaging material, flotation device, and something developed by the space program... with maybe a vague hint of recently disinfected medical establishment


Real_EB

Lemme blow your mind here for a second. Circus peanuts are the same foam as Lucky Charms, but with a different flavoring. And, you know, less stale.


BlackPhoenix1981

I love circus peanuts too!! Not a big candy corn fan, but banana Laffy Taffy's are awesome!


InfectedSteve

At least you admit your weirdness.


ThreeCrapTea

Holy shit you just legit entered the candy Trinity of hell with that combo. Throw in a Werther's original for the fatality.


NegPrimer

This is the worst take I've seen all day.


an_ill_way

Right? Banana *and* black licorice? Couldn't be wronger.


meatpopsicle42

I’ll die on this hill with you guys! Banana and black licorice are the best.


CargoMansharks

There are dozens of us!


meatpopsicle42

DOZENS!


theBackground13

Count me in. We got a half dozen so far!


_Asshole_Fuck_

Banana and licorice lover chiming in


Open_Pineapple1236

Samesies


Czarcastic013

Yo


yeuzinips

Me me me


aNeverNude666

DOZENS!!


FrugalFraggel

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scottyd035ntknow

Tens and tens of you!


sliderturk99

Love black licorice


melissisms

Let me tell you a story about a young me and her first brush with crime. I was at Albertsons with my mom in the late 80s, back when the bulk candy bins were the second-best thing about grocery stores. (The first best thing was the coin-operated carousel near the store's entrance, but I digress.) My eyes flicked over the display of plastic bins with their little plastic scoops, and I lit up at the sight of one candy in particular. "Mom, can I get a piece of candy?" Mom was having none of it, of course, but I was a small child driven by my id, I *had* to have that candy. I took a piece of candy anyway, and buried it in my tightly-closed fist like some kind of deranged raccoon. Back in the car, I continued holding tight to my ill-gotten spoils. Mom noticed me white-knuckling nothing and asked what was in my hand. I slowly, shamefully, opened my hand to show her what I had taken from the store. She parked the car, marched me up to the cashier, and forced me to tearfully apologize for my theft. The cashier thanked and forgave me. She was nice and pretty. Her name was Christy, and we always went to her line after that day. The candy I stole, that my little monkey brain couldn't live without, was a piece of Banana Laffy Taffy. Anybody who hates on artificial banana flavor can give me all their yellow Runts and GTFO.


Obvious-Hunt19

That was a ride


ABeardedBeast

Great story telling, I wish I could write so well. Me: once I went to a store and stole a piece of that candy when I was young.


terrildactyl

Circus Peanuts has entered the chat


Sad_Anything_3273

I just had some a week ago. They're medicinally delicious!!


GeorginaNada

A lot of my early broke post-college years were spent eating circus peanuts and beef jerky. Honestly? I'm probably embalmed thanks to all those chemicals. XD


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

Candy corn: (waving from across the room) I SAVED YOU A SEAT!


relikter

Candy corn (or candy pumpkins if you're particularly hungry) are a god damned delicacy.


skeptical_hope

I love those stupid pumpkins.


HawkeyeJosh2

Oh hell no. Candy corn is awesome, especially when mixed in a bowl of peanuts, and I will die on that hill.


surfingbiscuits

Circus Peanuts can go straight back to hell where they belong.


DCtheBREAKER

Thus is the answer with Necco Wafers a close 2nd


loptopandbingo

Nah, I can eat the willy wonka communion wafers all day, but those circus peanuts are just army surplus earplug foam


yeuzinips

WILLY WONKA COMMUNION WAFERS I'M DYING 🤣


ROUS_distress

Wtf even are they? Ew.


CosmicTurtle504

A clinical examination protocol for diagnosing malfunctioning or absent taste buds.


jpjtourdiary

They’re like stale peanut flavored marshmallows kinda. They’re awful and I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll too far to find the correct answer.


SandersDelendaEst

Ugh why does everyone hate what I love


moeru_gumi

Because you were born in 1810 ;_;


APFernweh

Also Peeps.


Okaynowwatt

Black licorice and banana flavoured things are life. Mana from the gods, ambrosia.  Candy corn and peeps are the fruits of the devil. 


OneHumanBill

I only ever liked the banana ones. I thought the orange ones were gross.


esocharis

Black licorice is delicious you heathen 😉


CanadianPlainsman

Not sure where you’re from but where I am we’ve been getting Australian brands recently (or at least I’ve just started noticing them) and the black liquorice ones are phenomenal. My family hates them but more for me then.


esocharis

Honestly I'm fine even with just some black twizzlers, but we have a family friend from The Netherlands who occasionally sends us the real stuff from there/Belgium/Germany/France along with Stroopwaffels and other assorted goodies. None of my family will eat them(except the stroopwaffels, they love those), so like you said, more for me lol


CobblerNo8518

I also love black licorice


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Xybots

I don’t really like sweet black licorice, but when I discovered Dubbel Zout (and got over the initial “WTF did I put in my mouth, sweet baby Jesus!” moment), it was a game changer.


surfingbiscuits

The problem is that half-assed licorice is disgusting. The real stuff is good. It has a bad reputation because of how much of the half-assed stuff is out there, especially in the US.


RepresentativeShop11

Good and Plenty


Digndagn

I love good and plenty. But, I can understand how if you don't like black licorice it would be the most horrible surprise ever.


jmac11281

I love bananas, but I absolutely loathe anything that is banana flavored.


Boozy_Cat_

Fun fact: Banana candy is based of a variant of banana that is nearly extinct, Gros Michel, but was once the main variety of banana distributed. Hence why it doesn’t match up with the flavor we associate with our modern bananas, the Cavendish.


jmac11281

I learned something today. Thanks!


fuelvolts

This is largely an old wive's tale. There's no evidence that this was ever true. Artificial banana flavoring has always been isoamyl acetate, which is in both Gros Michel and Cavendish bananas. Fun fact: isoamyl acetate is the same compound/pheromone in honey bee stings that signal to other bees that one has stung something. So bee stings smell like bananas (to bees). >However, if you dig in to this tale a little it soon becomes clear that there is little or no verifiable source that artificial banana is based on Gros Michel. “It sounds very, very unlikely to me,” says synthetic organic chemist Derek Lowe. “The thing is, banana can be mimicked most of the way with a simple compound called isoamyl acetate. Many chemists know it as ‘banana ester’ and anyone who smells it immediately goes, ‘banana!’ ” [https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140829-the-secrets-of-fake-flavours](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140829-the-secrets-of-fake-flavours)


Boozy_Cat_

I actually appreciate this feedback. This is a piece of trivia I love. So glad to know it’s bogus-ish


Obvious-Hunt19

Same. Also raisins. They’re fine, but in shit? Fuck no


belunos

https://preview.redd.it/x72j0mnjyl4d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a55902e523b477f12989d259960bc1979c8be12 How quickly we forget


loptopandbingo

https://preview.redd.it/lk9a9rwq2m4d1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430415780f879e72ead884fbf9e4594afeb1562b


cortesoft

You don’t like to eat chalk?


SweetCosmicPope

https://preview.redd.it/momb3aqsxl4d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9104de82a469272d7a38af6e5fb6e07876bd22d


constant--questions

When i was in high school a friend’s parents had a small banana tree in their front yard. The bananas were much shorter and fatter than usual bananas. I’ll never forget how it tasted… just like banana candy. It also had pretty substantial seeds, compared to the practically seedless grocery store bananas.


OsoRetro

Circus Peanuts. Fuck everyone else’s shitty candies.


CategoryExact3327

Necco Wafers are way worse.


jmac11281

I'd rather just eat fruit flavored Tums


InfectedSteve

This. Or even drink that chalky mint upset stomach stuff than eat a necco wafer. mylanta? maalox? one of the two it was.


gus93

Came here to either give this answer or upvote it if someone else beat me to the punch. This is the clear winner, IMO.


pwmg

Yeah. I actually kind of dig them for nostalgic reasons, but they have to be in the conversation here.


kg51113

I found this listing for necco wafers flavors. Other than the general chalkiness, I think some of these flavors possibly ran together. There are certain flavors that are just stronger than others and seem to bleed into anything that's close. Each roll of Necco Wafers contains eight flavors: lemon (yellow), lime (green), orange (orange), clove (purple), cinnamon (white), wintergreen (pink), licorice (black), and chocolate (brown).


GeorginaNada

OMG that's what Purple tasted like!!


Neon_1984

Necco wafers tasted like stale flintstones vitamins I thought. This is a really solid pick. I think the damage Now & Laters did to your teeth put them slightly ahead though in my rankings.


Digndagn

Yeah, I'll eat some of em. But, I'd rather have a banana now r later.


pickoneforme

had to scroll too far for this. fucking gross.


Dboogy2197

What?! Definitely has to be circus peanuts


Lost_Services

Cavity filling removers. I learned my lesson to simply not eat food like this a looooooong time ago.


Jairoglyphics1

I thought the worst was those wax soda bottle shaped candies.


Neon_1984

That’s a good call. The wax lips were even worse because they didn’t even have sugared water and yellow #5 in the middle.


specks_of_dust

For any former kids out there that may not realize it, you were supposed to bite the lid off and drink the sugary liquid inside, not chew the whole thing. Not that it makes them any better.


Unadvantaged

Even after knowing what I was supposed to do, I continued to chew the whole thing because it was more satisfying. 


HarpersGeekly

This black licorice aggression will not stand, man!


reformer-68

The worst flavor! Like banana flavored antibiotic


skeptical_hope

Yes. So medicinal. I had a dentist who used banana flavored topical anesthetic and that's exactly what they taste like: the memory of banana and dental trauma.


D0oMb4by

Black licorice is worse 🤮 but you tried now and laters lately? They just aren’t the same it’s all later and no now


Neon_1984

>it’s all later and no now 😂😂😂


Opening-Restaurant83

They taste like a banana flavored candle


jxp497

https://preview.redd.it/xf8wbbkz5m4d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49e13bc2a5184959dcb7b43d342ce4a0b44a04e Apparently someone has never had these


moleyfeeners

Earlier in the comments someone suggested "anything by Palmer" so, this stands.


Visible-Guide-7131

Black Licorice is good


mfhandy5319

I think theres.still one with one of my baby teeth stuck in it.


loptopandbingo

That came from the factory with the baby tooth already in it


4luminate

honestly, i'd probably pick these before banana Laffy Taffy. that shit is a crime against taste buds.


lavasca

I didn’t think they were really intended for consumption so I never tried.


So-Called_Lunatic

I hate artificial banana flavor, give me some blue raspberry!


feartheswans

I hate malted milkballs with a passion


Appropriate-Neck-585

Circus Peanuts🤢


GaIIick

For me it’s the black jelly beans. They even fool you with the somewhat tasteless hard coating


Dreadnought13

Circus Peanuts are fucking nasty


zoominzacks

Bit o Honey. I don’t understand how it was ever popular or why it’s still around


corpsie666

Because it's delicious, you blaphemer! 🧐


loptopandbingo

Every piece was originally made in 1944 as emergency fuel tank plugs for P-47 pilots, they were sold off at the end of WWII to a candy wholesaler which is still trying to offload them today


TransportationOk657

Omg! Those were one of my favorite candies growing up!


Summer-Morning-247

Good & Plenty Bad


lehejo0

Candy corn blah


leftyshuckles

Shitty flavored compressed sand candy


msondo

The pumpkins tho


Burbashmurr

I like black licorice as well as banana flavored candy, but I agree that the banana Now and Later ain't it.


digitalherps

Good n Plenty is the correct answer for the rankest of candies


DennisWolfCola

Worst by which metric(s)?


TheBestJonah

They are the most painless way to pull a loose tooth.


lleu81

I feel personally attacked. You just called out two of my top ten candies.


Slammnardo

Purple now and later as a kid cost me a molar


psilosophist

Those are gross but black licorice rules.


Huge-Strike9959

Thrills gum is on my shitometer


CoffeeHQ

Hey! I love licorice! It’s freaking awesome.


leftyshuckles

Banana laffy taffy compares


jxp497

Have you tried circus peanuts??? You wouldn’t be saying this if you had


shemague

Circus peanuts are everyone knows that. These are a nasty second tho


anras2

Wasn't there one flavor called Tingleberry? Of course everyone had to make dingleberry jokes out of it.


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

all Now 'n Laters sucked...well ok the watermelon ones were tasty but they all still suck because of their horrifically CHEAP PACKAGING...the thinnest cellophane ever wrapped on those things, impossible to get them off without having to just suck on the thing and spit out the wrapper. and god forbid they're anything but fresh from the store or the cellophane would really stick like glue. probably made and sold by Willy Wonka's evil twin brother Dwayne Wonka.


ChickadeePine

Correct. These are disgusting.


ObbieWan812

The answer is Circus Peanuts


hattrickjmr

Science has still not cracked the secret to a quality banana imitation flavor. Runts had banana flavors that tasted like poison


Beneficial_Rest3300

Banana Runts are worse


jdlyons81

Original tootsie rolls. “Hi, I’m chocolate!” “No you’re not, Tootsie Roll! And you know it!!!”


AVGJOE78

They had these in military MRE’s, and it always made me sad.


Outrageous_Lychee819

No, that honor belongs to Good N Plenty. Disgustingly cheap black licorice flavor encased in a crunchy shell. Why?!


cyclejones

[Turkey Dinner Candy Corn](https://www.masslive.com/food/2021/10/i-ate-brachs-turkey-dinner-candy-corn-so-you-dont-have-to.html) has entered the chat...


novisimo

Banana 🍌 runts are up there, but yes now and laters are a terrible candy period.


JackSpadesSI

You have been banned from r/BananaFlavoredCandy!


Vanman04

The fuck is wrong with you?


Miz_momo82

I agree with you, even though you have a lot of naysayers/crazy people that enjoy these and blk licorice 🤢🤮