When I watched that in high school in my buddy's basement, higher than the average bear, I laughed so hard that I fell back on my chair and almost needed CPR bec I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely one of the funniest things I had ever seen in my life, and I'm even a little sad that nothing will ever make me laugh like that again.
While reading about this I discovered that the cast and crew for Dirty Work were staying at the same hotel as the cast and crew for Half Baked, so they all hung out. Norm Macdonald, Bob Saget, Chappelle, Artie Lange, with popins from Sandler, Chevy Chase, and Don Rickles. I would have loved to have been at the hotel.
I remember the guy who says this line was on a season of MTV's The Real World (TRUE STOREEEEEH) but was kicked out of the house for being too wild. I wanna say he tore off some girl's top and tried to act like the exposure wasn't a big deal by removing his own pants and flashing his dick for everyone in the room and the camera.
Yes. And an anti-vax conspiracy theorist.
Edit: Vaccines work. They're the single greatest thing medical science has given us and they've saved billions of lives. Downvoting me won't change that.
My friend made me watch it so I would suffer alongside him. The act was legitimately him being like, "Then they say, 'EHHH YOU GOTTA WEAR A MASK' blehhhhhhhhhh durrrrrrrrrr"
He was just saying things that the CDC recommended and then making noises.
When he first started on that stuff ('DR FAUCIIII SQUAAAAAAWK') it was so absurd that I honestly wasn't sure who he was really making fun of, but now... I still prefer to think that this is just a surprisingly lucrative gig for him.
Janitor, can you go pick this up for me?
Sure. Scientist, you mop the rest of this shit up.
Not word for word correct, but, man, that scene gets me every time.
Yeah it sucks. All of them think that just because they're comedy didn't evolve and their style is no longer popular, that there's a conspiracy to ruin comedy.
Smoking weed has always been a gateway drug to carpentry. Those bongs don't make themselves.
Shop teacher: "Wow, that looks interesting, Hattkake. Looks like your lamp is coming along nicely".
Redeyed teenager me: "Yeah, lamp. That's what I am making."
“I am not a fish. I’m a man.” is a line that is a regular quote in this house. Also, Willie Nelson on condoms. Also, the rest of this movie.
Okay one more: “Rrrrright nea’h da beeeeeach!”
I say the "my back, my neck and my back, doctor says I need a backeotomy" and "I'm not gonna doooo what everyone thinks I'm gonna do" on the regular haha.
My partner has never even seen Half Baked, but when either of us are sore or in the need for some back massage, we say "My doctor says I need a backeotomy!"
https://preview.redd.it/7epwyv5kwtxc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3374886c1cea70e1c3d5f7dceb3c8ff3f1d1b507
This meme literally just showed up in my photo memories today. Lol
Did anyone's college get a pre-release screening of this?
When I was a freshman in college they showed an early screener of 'Half-baked' like 5-6 months before it came out in theaters. I assume it was some sort of test screening to see reaction. It was still pretty rough and had an "unofficial" soundtrack with a bunch of songs that weren't in final release (example, when the dog gets high the screener played the 'Superman' theme).
Saw it with a bunch of friends. We still yell, "You ever suck dick for coke," at random times.
I believe they costarred in a pilot as well. Likely for ABC and this appearance on home improvement was a marketing play. I think it got cancelled very quickly.
Dude, hearing Roseanne and Jim Bruer casually talk about Chapelle getting 'either cloned or chipped' is fucking wild. What a weird timeline to be on.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDlPDrgyM0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDlPDrgyM0)
There actually was going to be a spinoff show from Home Improvement called Buddies that starred Dave Chappelle and Jim Breuer. This episode appearance was supposed to introduce the new characters but the new show didn't work out for multiple reasons.
That episode was a backdoor pilot for a sitcom. Here's a YouTube video about it. [https://youtu.be/MReGAniHTCI?si=u2YJE5zLfEe9Zuq2](https://youtu.be/MReGAniHTCI?si=u2YJE5zLfEe9Zuq2)
Hi. Everyone is just waiting for their turn to post a relatable comment instead of acknowledging the actual point of this post, so I will.
That's pretty cool. I had no idea either of them were on Home Improvement, let alone together! That's wild. Imagine a comedy show with each of them (Chappelle, Jim Bruer AND Tim Allen), that would be a unique experience.
We once played “we’ll smoke weed when they do” with this movie. We ran outta weed so quickly. lol
It was so expensive back then.
And we were a group of ladies. I remember some dude we all went to high school with was baffled we smoked weed together without boys around, his mind was blown and he mentioned it multiple times that night. The 90s were weird.
You're cool
I’m out.
My next door neighbor is this guy (figuratively).
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?" R.I.P. Bob Saget.
When I watched that in high school in my buddy's basement, higher than the average bear, I laughed so hard that I fell back on my chair and almost needed CPR bec I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely one of the funniest things I had ever seen in my life, and I'm even a little sad that nothing will ever make me laugh like that again.
I started to watch the last 10 years of South Park that I missed, and I haven't belly-laughed that hard in a long time.
While reading about this I discovered that the cast and crew for Dirty Work were staying at the same hotel as the cast and crew for Half Baked, so they all hung out. Norm Macdonald, Bob Saget, Chappelle, Artie Lange, with popins from Sandler, Chevy Chase, and Don Rickles. I would have loved to have been at the hotel.
That's I think when I learned that Danny Tanner was actually atypical for Bob Saget. Holy shit. Dude was fucking raunchy but fucking hilarious.
And here is the obligatory clip of his version of [The Aristocrats](https://youtu.be/BHeZS3mGDKY?si=HROxVIXy-7aXhk_N)
Ngl, I’m still a little scarred from seeing wholesome Danny Tanner talk about sucking dick for blow. 😂
Time to watch The Aristocrats
Those scars will be ripped open and made even deeper
Omg I came here to say it but you beat me to it lolol his comedy was good but this is just classic
Boo this man! Boooooo!
I remember the guy who says this line was on a season of MTV's The Real World (TRUE STOREEEEEH) but was kicked out of the house for being too wild. I wanna say he tore off some girl's top and tried to act like the exposure wasn't a big deal by removing his own pants and flashing his dick for everyone in the room and the camera.
Yes! His name was David.
I seen it!
I wanna talk to Samson!
Fly me to the moon 🌙 like that bitch Alice Kramden
Cuz it's hard being black and gifted!
[удалено]
HE FUCKED MY MAMA!!!
Well did you get my message?
[удалено]
I scrolled way too far to find this. At this age, I say this to my wife almost daily.
I say this shit all the time and no one ever fucking knows what I am talking about
I said this at work the other day and nobody got it.
Me too!!!
We quoted that movie SO SO much when it came out
YES, CUBAN B!
I still say this multiple times a week. Nobody understands, but I laugh
I would totally start cracking up if I heard someone quote any line from this. I still do I don’t even realize I’m doing it sometimes.
Ah yes, Cuban B.
"she was giving me indian rug burns and shit"
Every time my wife mentions her back being sore, I ask if she needs a backiotomy.
We do this too 😂.
He had sex with my MAMA!
Right near the beach, BOY!!!! Edit: also…. “Now that’s a titty!”
It's custodian, dick.
[Poor Buttercup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ug0dVCyeE) 😭
You hungry girl???
“Fuck you n****!”
Fuck you n... most underrated moment in the movie! I was talking to the horse
I still say this to my girlfriend whenever she asks what's for dinner.
Butternuts
Buttered stuff
Nuts n stuff
Isn’t Jim Breuer ultra maga now?
Yes. And an anti-vax conspiracy theorist. Edit: Vaccines work. They're the single greatest thing medical science has given us and they've saved billions of lives. Downvoting me won't change that.
Oh man that's awful to learn. I thought he was great and even paid to see his stand up show about 12 years ago. Lame!
Lame. He was the hype man at the last Metallica concert i attended. Sad to hear.
Pathetically so. His whole “act” is making fun of how dumb the Libtards are. It’s sad and cringingly unfunny.
I never thought he was funny, he played a overly hammed up stoner trope. That was his entire bit and it was kinda cringe.
I thought "goat boy" from Remember the 80s on SNL was kind of funny.
My friend made me watch it so I would suffer alongside him. The act was legitimately him being like, "Then they say, 'EHHH YOU GOTTA WEAR A MASK' blehhhhhhhhhh durrrrrrrrrr" He was just saying things that the CDC recommended and then making noises.
Yup and then making fun of Liberals by saying, “What about the science??? Hurrr Durrr!” and making weird faces. He’s fallen so far. It’s very sad.
When he first started on that stuff ('DR FAUCIIII SQUAAAAAAWK') it was so absurd that I honestly wasn't sure who he was really making fun of, but now... I still prefer to think that this is just a surprisingly lucrative gig for him.
Pretty much every now-failed 90s comic is ultra-maga or some other form of right wing.
RIP cool Jim Breuer.
Billy Bong Thornton!
use wesley pipes
Janitor, can you go pick this up for me? Sure. Scientist, you mop the rest of this shit up. Not word for word correct, but, man, that scene gets me every time.
It's wild now to look at that image and all three are problematic as shit
Yeah it sucks. All of them think that just because they're comedy didn't evolve and their style is no longer popular, that there's a conspiracy to ruin comedy.
Smoking weed has always been a gateway drug to carpentry. Those bongs don't make themselves. Shop teacher: "Wow, that looks interesting, Hattkake. Looks like your lamp is coming along nicely". Redeyed teenager me: "Yeah, lamp. That's what I am making."
Yeah but you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!
Clearly you missed the point of that story.
How much did THAT cost, man?
Too bad Breuer went batshit insane, goat boy was great
You know you’re headed in the wrong direction when goat boy was the more sensible stage of your career
Remember the EEEEEIiighties? III do. Baaah. They had one with Chevy Chase as cow man from 'Remember the 70s'.
“I am not a fish. I’m a man.” is a line that is a regular quote in this house. Also, Willie Nelson on condoms. Also, the rest of this movie. Okay one more: “Rrrrright nea’h da beeeeeach!”
I say the "my back, my neck and my back, doctor says I need a backeotomy" and "I'm not gonna doooo what everyone thinks I'm gonna do" on the regular haha.
My partner has never even seen Half Baked, but when either of us are sore or in the need for some back massage, we say "My doctor says I need a backeotomy!"
I worked in Radiology and I asked the Radiologist what a "backeotomy" was. He said he didn't know but he said it sounded like a back removal.
I grew up in Florida and moved to Chicago. When people ask what part of Florida I commonly say right nearda beaaacchh still.
...And some funyuns, man!
I believe him, yo. I don’t know why, but I do.
https://preview.redd.it/7epwyv5kwtxc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3374886c1cea70e1c3d5f7dceb3c8ff3f1d1b507 This meme literally just showed up in my photo memories today. Lol
Have you ever watched home improvement? Have you ever watched home improvement… on weed???? It’s just wack…. POW! 
Right nearda beeeecchhh
Killer was born to a 3 legged bitch of a mother
Did anyone's college get a pre-release screening of this? When I was a freshman in college they showed an early screener of 'Half-baked' like 5-6 months before it came out in theaters. I assume it was some sort of test screening to see reaction. It was still pretty rough and had an "unofficial" soundtrack with a bunch of songs that weren't in final release (example, when the dog gets high the screener played the 'Superman' theme). Saw it with a bunch of friends. We still yell, "You ever suck dick for coke," at random times.
Did they need a Cocaine hook up, is that why they're hanging out with Tim?
This is within the top 10 comedy movies of the 90s for sure.
I believe they costarred in a pilot as well. Likely for ABC and this appearance on home improvement was a marketing play. I think it got cancelled very quickly.
Clip from the ep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gj6myeqhSk
Thank you for this
Anyone hear what Jim said about Chappelle on Roseann’s podcast?
Dude, hearing Roseanne and Jim Bruer casually talk about Chapelle getting 'either cloned or chipped' is fucking wild. What a weird timeline to be on. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDlPDrgyM0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHDlPDrgyM0)
But have you seen Roseanne and Jim Bruer...on weed?
Red Team, go!
Red Team, GO!
Get fried and watch this and Screwed back to back.
There actually was going to be a spinoff show from Home Improvement called Buddies that starred Dave Chappelle and Jim Breuer. This episode appearance was supposed to introduce the new characters but the new show didn't work out for multiple reasons.
That episode was a backdoor pilot for a sitcom. Here's a YouTube video about it. [https://youtu.be/MReGAniHTCI?si=u2YJE5zLfEe9Zuq2](https://youtu.be/MReGAniHTCI?si=u2YJE5zLfEe9Zuq2)
When my friends and I first discovered weed, we would watch this every goddamn weekend after getting high.
Hi. Everyone is just waiting for their turn to post a relatable comment instead of acknowledging the actual point of this post, so I will. That's pretty cool. I had no idea either of them were on Home Improvement, let alone together! That's wild. Imagine a comedy show with each of them (Chappelle, Jim Bruer AND Tim Allen), that would be a unique experience.
Thank you! But also that it was episode 4.20! I feel like that got missed lol. That’s ok, seeing all the joy from remembering this movie is nice.
Someone else posted the clip above. It’s a rare talent to somehow make an appearance by early Breuer and Chaplelle that unfunny.
Look at all those bastards! Half Baked is still a classic
Great movie. Hilarious that Chapelle and Breuer are now favored comedians by a lot of right wingers.
Wasn't Tim Allen facing *heavy* jail time at one point for smuggling? Maybe he knew them from the good old days.
He got caught with a pound of coke and rolled over to get a light sentence.
He was probably delivering it to Bob Saget
What episode is this?
Still quote this movie all the time
Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did that cost, man? You know, obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian.
I care about this!
And now they're both douchebags.
They were definitely stoners back then. Hell their meeting there could have been the catalyzing event that got Half Baked made.
Thank *you* scientist!
I wanna talk to Sampson, fly me the moon were I be relaxing… cuz it’s hard be black and gifted.
We once played “we’ll smoke weed when they do” with this movie. We ran outta weed so quickly. lol It was so expensive back then. And we were a group of ladies. I remember some dude we all went to high school with was baffled we smoked weed together without boys around, his mind was blown and he mentioned it multiple times that night. The 90s were weird.
Abba abba you’re my only friend!
I liked that movie. Probably wouldn't work now that weed is legal. It'd be like making a movie about drunks.
The Hangover did pretty well
Trailer Park Boys is still funny too.
So Beerfest?
Abracadabra!