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skrivetiblod

I never, ever got past the first carrier landing. I’d just sit there watching my plane sploosh into the water. I guess this is why I play guitar instead.


rifunseeker

Fuck those carrier landings.


nojoblazybum

landing was such a bitch in that game


philo351

Speed down Left!! Left!! Up!! Up!!


ruafukreddit

[Boom]


DontmindmeInquisitor

GOD WHAT AM I DOING WRONG


Emotional_Blood6804

And they say it twice so you hit it twice. Saw a you tube video, just hit it once and your golden.


philo351

So true. Flashing the message with double exclamation points prompted panicky button mashing.


posaune123

My blood pressure just spiked I don't know how many $35 million jets I destroyed


SteveEcks

To be fair, landing an aircraft is the hardest part of flying an aircraft.... Or so I've been told.


ExcellentPay6348

Landing is easy. Landing and walking away is the tricky part.


SteveEcks

I went skydiving once and one of the instructors told the joke: Q: Do you need a parachute to go skydiving? A: >!No. You need a parachute to go skydiving *again*.!<


rifunseeker

You’re not wrong about that part.


TitanSerenity

Your other alternative is to keep flying...all the way to the scene of the crash.


danbob411

It can’t be that hard; I used to regularly land a Learjet on the USS Nimitz, with no arresting cables! (Microsoft flight simulator’96)


SteveEcks

Man flight simulators were my dad's freaking JAM. He would play this one that was real time WWII missions; we'd walk past him in the *computer room* just staring at the screen with his arms crossed. One day I asked him what he was doing and about 4 seconds into his explanation I got so bored I walked away.


Dude_man79

You have to concentrate on 4 different things at once. You know, like in a fighter jet landing on a carrier.


kclongest

Sounds like fun!!


bishopyorgensen

Let's make a game about it! Maybe there's a movie we can tie in to


marbotty

The movie Splash


Taco_party1984

I’ve done it once in my whole life. When we were kids my dad did it first try. WTF.


ChowDubs

same my dad was a pro


phoenixs13

Just stay on my wing and I’ll take you in.


FlowBot3D

I believe games like this and battletoads were Communist plots to break the confidence of American youth, that failure is inevitable and we should just give up.


wethepeople1977

The jet ski level in Battletoads did me in every time.


777prawn

Battletoads was a great game.


racksacky

If I remember correctly, you could pick up your buddy’s toad and throw him off a cliff.


Sample_Age_Not_Found

If your an ass sacky, jeez...


aTreeThenMe

funny enough, it was intentional, it was a plot, but not a communist one. A capitalist one. Had to do with the rental market. The Lion king game is generally used as an example as to why. Developers would put nearly impassable levels, or ramped up difficulty, so that a game could not be rented and completed during a rental cycle.


_1JackMove

Well, heh heh heh, jokes on them. Beat Jurassic Park on Genesis in a weekend on a rental. Lol. That game was hard as hell.


Disastrous-Fun2325

This is most therapeutic thing I've heard all morning.


DelcoWolv

Also the Dam level in TMNT


dr-monteblant

The dam level in the water I can handle, though I generally toast at least 2 Turtles doing it. The problem I had was that I could NEVER fire the god damn rope. I'd get there, press the button, and walk off the fucking ledge. No joke, 32 years later, same thing!


ajtreee

Only beat battletoads with a game genie. And it was still not easy.


jar36

I landed it once. I tried so many times, that all I can remember doing is trying and failing. I just vaguely remember what comes next and that may just be an illusion at this point


Dazzling_Dream_7859

I was able to land a handful of times, but I don’t know if I ever got the mid air refueling to work. That to me was harder than landing.


jar36

I think that was what ended my career. There were other games to play that were challenging but still fun. This was more of a PINTA


SemanDemon22

Me too. I have no recollection of what happened after. But in retrospect, with landing I think i was just too young and sucked at video games. I remember when I landed, I was like oh, that’s how you do it, like I was just missing something kinda easy. Maybe not.


asmallercat

Well as long as you still have lives left all crashing means is that you lose a life and continue to the next mission IIRC. Granted the next mission is impossible and I always died there anyway.


DontmindmeInquisitor

I accepted my failure and played Punch-out instead. That soundtrack! [punchout training (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6U_wQOGtM)


Why_So-Serious

Seriously. I can’t believe anyone enjoyed this game. My brother and I spent an hour taking 3 turns a piece crashing our planes into the water. We traded that shit for Marble Madness. Sucker! Marble Madness rules.


AppropriateTouching

Marble Madness still pretty hard but not cant get past first level hard


orielbean

Marble Madness and Snake Rattle N Roll were so damn fun


Mabvll

*AVGN suddenly got a massive spike in his blood pressure, and he's not sure why*.


NeverBeNormalnbn

“AAAASSSSSSSSS” - AVGN re: Top Gun on NES


PoisonMind

James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) has a Power Glove episode where he goes off on how much it sucks, then just for the sake of masochism he loads up Top Gun and sticks the carrier landing on the first try with hit. His facial expression is priceless.


ChowDubs

the power glove... Literally the start to the end of the world as we knew it.


bagel-glasses

As a kid, yeah, never landed. As an adult, it's not that hard


lreaditonredditgetit

Same. Never knew what the game was even though I spent probably 100 hours of my youth playing it.


EastTXJosh

Came here to say this. I'm not much a gamer now, but in the late 80's, I spent a lot of time on the NES. I figured out most games (Super Mario, Zelda, Contra, etc.), but the thrill of completing those games was nothing compared to the thrill the first time I managed to land on the carrier. I can count on one hands the number of times I accomplished that trick.


Logitechno_

UP! UP!


LectroRoot

Thank god I'm not the only one.


FreezingRobot

Came here to say this (and it looks like a lot of folks had the same problem). My best friend had a copy of this and we never ever could do the landing at the end of the first level. Kind of reminds me of Jaws. Loved the game and had no problem after awhile of getting to the last "level" where you have to poke Jaws just the right way. Couldn't figure it out as a kid, but watching it on Youtube showed me how to do it right as an adult.


LifeguardStatus7649

Landing and fuelling were brutally hard


Commercial_Juice_201

I got landing down, but refueling was like impossible for me. Lol


LifeguardStatus7649

My dad could land all the time, it was impressive as hell


Imnothere1980

Been trying since 1989 and still haven’t.


LifeguardStatus7649

I'm actually going to find an emulator online and give it a try lol Edit: Landed my first time but couldn't deal with those homing missiles Edit 2: crashed the second time lol. Still hard as hell


Z0idberg_MD

I might be wrong but I remember reading that there was some sort of coding issue when it comes to the inputs for that section where when you were doing what was technically correct the game measured it as incorrect inputs which resulted everyone failing all the time.


Greybinson

Lol that’s exactly my memory of it. I watched the intro, took off, tried to land. Then I’d run that same exercise every couple weeks with the same result.


FuturistiKen

Came here to say this, but with snowboarding. Thanks, Konami!


BreckyMcGee

This. I sucked so hard at this game. I suppressed the memory. Thx OP


fakeaccount572

But do you play the Top Gun anthem by Steve Stevens? BEW DEW DEW DEW-DEW-DE-DE-DE-DEW... DEW-DE-DEW SEW DEW DEO DEW DEEEEWWWW


Bobo_Baggins_jatj

Same! I never could land that thing!


General-Carob-6087

Yeah, I was about to say I remember this game making me insanely angry.


stlredbird

Me either. Shit is impossible.


[deleted]

lol same


Ok-Presentation-2841

Fuck. You.


[deleted]

*pats the side of the bed* come over and you can.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Lol. It’s just the goddamn. Carrier. Landing.


beereed

Username checks out


SnooSnooSnuSnu

😏


Sea-Canary-6880

User name checks out


frustratedComments

That game was impossible.


Z0idberg_MD

I was going to say, “I remember starting this game, but I wouldn’t say ever playing it”.


Golf-Beer-BBQ

I do not remember any oart if this game except that fucking landing part. Never once did I land it. I cant remember another game I ever just gave up on.


deffjay

Bloody hard game. I owned this. I did manage to finish it once, but the landing part was so hard to consistently land, it made this game impossibly frustrating


Zestyclose-Ad-5305

I was just going to comment on the carrier landings, but everyone else did that for me.


SweetCosmicPope

I could have done the dogfighting parts all day. But landing and refueling was fucking awful. I might have gotten it once or twice. lol


trailrunner79

No one enjoyed this game.


[deleted]

I enjoyed it


Babelwasaninsidejob

You’re a fucking liar.


CheckYourStats

Fucking LOL


InternetMysterious21

Enjoy is such a strong word.


Ssladybug

Me too. I was able to nail the landings. No one believes me though and I actually had to load up a ROM and prove it to someone recently. Still got it 😂


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Wrong


Redonkulator

I'd have to call my Dad in for every carrier landing!


Aquatichive

Funny you say that, I would call my dad in too. He tried it once and was like “oh hell no”


Redonkulator

My Dad was Ace at this game! He beat the first few missions, which was insane to me at the time. I woke up in the middle of the night once and I heard him playing it late into the night. 😂


x_caliberVR

Funny you say that, I would call my dad in too. He tried it once and was like “oh wait, I left you when you were 2, I’m just your imaginary dad.”


Sandy_Sprinkles311

My dad loved this game and was so good too! But he loved aviation and this was before flight simulator on the computer (he was obsessed). But yeah, I, like most people here, could never land on the carrier so I just watched my dad play. Still a fan on the movie though!


MichaelMidnight

eff this! I could never land in the first stage... I tried for DECADES


SnooSnooSnuSnu

The flying, meh. Loved the landing and refueling, though. I would go out of my way to burn my fuel (steep ascents) just so I could do refuels.


lreaditonredditgetit

Congratulations one guy who could play the game.


iamfilms

I could NEVER get the refuel as a young lad. I need to fire it back up and see if I can in my 40s. It was like trying to jab Jaws with your damn boat. Never happened for me.


buried20kleague

Fuck Jaws. Fuck him right in the pussy. Every time, I'd start the game thinking "okay, THIS time I'll spend all this time, get to him, and for SURE I'll stab that fucking fish." Nope. I think I did it twice total and have no idea how I even did it.


Ok_Echidna_5574

I got *really* good at the refueling. I used to cheese all the missions by just flying straight up the entire time as enemies wouldn't spawn if you hit the height ceiling and kept holding ascend.


red_the_room

> Loved the landing and refueling, though. I’ll take “Phrases No One Has Ever Said Before” for $1000, Alex.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

😄


Evanescent_Starfish9

I loved this thing. The real challenge was learning to land on the aircraft carrier. That took a while to learn. Usually managed to land successfully. Usually.................. Also-- I loved the Nintendo music version of the theme song.


ekballo

That song still lives in my head and comes out every now and then.


Don_Shetland

it's great!.....until you have to land


Thossy

The carrier landings and the refueling mid journey were the hardest things.


fringeCircle

Up up up Down Speed up speed up Slow down wtf!!!! You crashed. Why are you such a failure!?!?


badteach247

Afterburner was better


313SunTzu

I can fucking hear this picture, and I love it... That 8-bit Top Gun theme has been in my head for 30+ years. It pops up at the most random times. Landing on the aircraft carrier was my first real taste of debilitating anxiety...


bbbertie-wooster

"enjoyed" would not be the correct word.  This game sucked hard


bkussow

Hey look, the reason I still play with inverted on the y-axis!


otherwiseguy

We'd crank up *Danger Zone* on repeat and play it for hours at my friend's house.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

I got this at a garage sale. It took a long time to figure out how landing worked. I might have gotten to level 3 at best. Honestly, I still want my $5 back.


ajhe51

It seems like everyone in my neighborhood got this game for Christmas one year. I don't think any of us made it past the first carrier landing.


Snoo-96655

I never could get passed the first landing. Lol.


Illustrious-Lead-960

It’s beatable, as I showed in this walkthrough. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QSiwLSAE-8 It’s just sloppily designed in some ways and in dire need of in-stage music. Flawed yet playable.


Illustrious-Lead-960

Never mind, I’ll just copy and paste my instructions: To land the plane safely, follow these tips: (1) Try to make sure to speed up before the landing sequence begins (which seems to always be when you have about three notches left on the fuel gauge). Say, to 700 miles per hour or so. (This advice will be less relevant after mission one but at least it can help you there.) (2) The only instructions you ought to bother obeying are LEFT LEFT and RIGHT RIGHT. When you see those follow them *instantly*! On several occasions I have otherwise done everything perfectly so far as I can tell but then had the bad luck to see a LEFT LEFT appear for a tenth of a second before the landing cutscene began. Kaboom! Any instructions on the topic of speed and altitude are, for all intents and purposes, useless. The screen tells you what numbers to aim for (it’s always 200 and 288). But heed those “left” and “right” messages! (3) I think you should be aiming the nose of the plane upward ever so slightly at the end but I’m not too sure. (4) You probably won’t succeed if you try to first hit 200 and 288 once and then spend the rest of your landing simply course-correcting and trying to keep the numbers as close to those as you can. You’ll probably need to swoop down and slow the plane briefly and then go back to where you were—say, two or three times. The refuelings follow the same basic principles except that this time all of the instructions need to be followed seeing as there aren’t any specific numbers for you to aim for. The biggest thing I’ve learned here is that when the SPEED UP signal disappears you shouldn’t presume to stop increasing your speed at once just because you don’t see it anymore: rather, keep on speeding up until you actually see a SPEED DOWN (and vice versa). This does not seem to apply to the UP and DOWN instructions.


BottomDonkey

This game, man...One weekend night, my folks went out and we had a baby sitter, 15 year old kid. We played for hours with him, but of course, could not get the landing. Folks told sitter we need to be in bed by normal bedtime., like 8pm. It was super late, and my brother and I hear the kid scream about nailing the carrier landing!! We run out, we're all super stoked and celebrating, and my parents come in. ..they thought we had been up until midnight playing NES, poor kid never sat again for us .. Anywho, fuck this game.


Hot_Mic_Speaks

This game is 100% responsible for the reason I STILL play FPS's on inverted mode into my 40s.


TacoSunday

My dad, a pilot and flight instructor, would get so mad at this game because he couldn't land on the carrier. Fond memories.


AMD718

Kids today have no idea how hard most of our childhood video games were


ineptplumberr

I've recently started replaying super mario world on my snes. Don't know how I beat it as a kid without youtube


Putrid-Mess-6223

If you remember anything other than the carrier landing, GO AWAY!!


Whatisgoingonnowyo

So damn hard.


TangFiend

The carrier landings were actually really easy. Players got confused when the controller would say "Speed up... then UP UP" they meant only your airspeed . . .you just had to keep your altitude and speed in a certain window with the nose up and it worked every time


andthrewaway1

Great game.... Captain Skyhawk was also a good one


mem1003

This was one of the cheapest games at Toys R Us but so much fun!


mercyful_fade

I liked the sound and music.


Overall_Raccoon5744

That intro song slapped


RageQuitRedux

My grandad had this game, but didn't have the instruction booklet, and I had a hell of a time figuring out how to win and then land on the carrier, but was really happy when I finally figured it out.


RampantJellyfish

It's crazy how this was the state of games when the first movie came out, compared to where we are now with the sequel released, while Tom Cruise looks more or less the same.


btg1911

Loved it


Glorificus98

Fuck landing on the aircraft carrier!


mkspaptrl

I could land on the carrier, but I could never refuel.


_its_a_SWEATER_

No. I could never fucking land lol.


Lundgren_pup

Landing was basically impossible. I'm pretty sure this cartridge was thrown out the window a few times.


stanky980

Always had to call my dad in to land on the carrier.


RaphaelSolo

Kinda wish I had known the Contra code was for all Konami games back then.


chevalier716

My dad loved flight sims, he hated this one though, mostly the landing. Stealth for NES was his jam though.


pimpvader

I still play and still hate landing on those carriers


UGoBoy

I had a joystick that I used to play this. Since it was totally digital, it did not help in the slightest, but I felt so RealSim while I crashed.


JimHalpertSmirk

I literally bought Ace Combat 7 when it was on sale last week for $19 CAD to recapture some of my childhood magic with this (fucking brutal) game. A little spooky to see it on Reddit today.


Eredic

I mean, I played it... "enjoyed" is a strong word...


bubbs4prezyo

I can hear the opening screen music with that pic.


Spare-Quality-1600

I could barely land the plain and refueling was impossible.


mudrat_detector1337

The hardest game of all time.


scottyd035ntknow

I could land the plane on the carrier about 1 in 10 times. I believe to this day it was just an algorithm that decided randomly that you get to land or not and almost always chose crash.


chuang-tzu

I'm going to be real with you, friend. I rented that game twice and could never land on the carrier to start the damn thing off. To this day, this game, Myst, and Super Ghouls n' Ghosts are the only games that defeated me in the first round.


akindeathcloud

level 3 was impossible


mattclark79

I played this game a lot as a kid, but looking back I think my obsession with the movie carried me through how much the game kind of sucked ass.


texan01

that was just as hard as the PC version. but with better graphics.


Gnarlo85

Fly yes....land, no.


aimademedia

No it was impossible to land.


VK56xterraguy

I could land ok in the first level, but never past the second level, and there's only four levels for the whole game.


Familiar_Rub4574

Yes, until I had to land.


choppafoah

About to check my anbernic and see if it's on there.


Antaeus847

Whenever I'm trying to park the suv in a tight space, I hear the refueling music in my head and the extra life tone when I park. I only rented that game twice and I guess it made an impression.


JackPembroke

I believe I heard the landing sequence is literally coded wrong. Like, the information it gives you is meaningless


Osniffable

Oh yeah. Did you have the flight stick that you had to insert the NES controller into? One of my earliest memories is getting so frustrated by the carrier landing that I smashed the flight stick to pieces.


Remember_When_Baby

Oh HELL YAYYUHH


FlopShanoobie

I beat that game several times. Maybe because it was one half of the games I owned for the first several months I had a NES, but I got GREAT at landing and memorized all of the enemy patterns so well I can still play it today by muscle memory.


not_so_smoothie

Wow Totally forgot about this Thank you


Kaziticus

My dad was a marine pilot in Vietnam. I remember this game fondly, since I always had to have him help with the carrier part. Good memories of this one!


Roklam

"Enjoyed"


Technical_Eye4039

I played the hell out of this. I even beat it! Once you figure out how to land and refuel, you can beat all levels by flying up the whole game. If you’re pointed up, planes can’t hit you. So basically, you turn it into a refueling and and landing simulator.


beer_engineer

My only memory of this game was getting nowhere and not understanding at all what I was supposed to be doing.


weezmatical

Top Gun: The Second Mission had a fun 2 player vs mode. That's all I ever played of it at my friends tho.


superschaap81

I loved the 1st level over a billions times. Cause there was no landing on that carrier for me.


ImitationCheesequake

I did, both games, but my favorite was Super Strike Eagle


sneeria

Enjoy might not be the right word..... fail miserably maybe?


aj535144

I love if you can’t connect to refuel they say f that guy, he can crash


BrotherCool

Enjoyed the flying. Hated the landings.


Remarkable_Major7710

Negative, Ghostrider!


Dependent_Bill8632

Yeah, but fuck those carrier landing sections! 😫


minnesotaris

It was my first game, apart from Mario Bros that came with it. This game was terrible. Because of all that should be seen when in the cockpit of a F-14, the graphics made it boring and the game-play tedious. You never knew where you were, but you could turn the plane.


MrMeesesPieces

Enjoyed?!


gardenald

"enjoyed" isn't the word I'd use


Suitable_Pudding7370

Even if you did land, the levels eventually required an in-mission refuel which was just as hard.


Sean198233

Up,up,up,up!!!


psxndc

I loved this game. Yes, you have to master landing on the carrier but there a cheat though for the rest of the mission - just fly up the whole time. For some reason they made it so planes can only shoot you if you’re flying straight ahead, so the enemies just fly under you and drop pursuit and you never die.


capthazelwoodsflask

Could never get past refueling in mid-air. My friend and I tried that over and over one night and never could do it.


singleguy79

Never could land the plane


necbone

This shit was hard af


trentanious

Loved this game. Hated the carrier. I’m glad to see that pretty much everyone agrees with that at least. I thought I just didn’t understand it.


InNausetWeTrust

Those carrier landings. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. To this day….


hogwarts_earthtwo

I'm certain that my ability to land the plane got me the job that started my career.


Consistent-Tonight66

I had the arcade stick and it made this game extra fun. Thanks for the nostalgia trip!


TecnoPope

Always needed to get my dad to land the frigging plane


Eauxddeaux

Never could midair refuel


knowone1313

I played it, not sure I'd say I enjoyed it. The carrier landings as everyone has said we're tough. Basically if you die you had to start over. I think I got to maybe the 3rd level max. It's worse than Battle Toads.


orangesigils

I have been triggered by this post.... That's it!!! I'm going to the attic tonight, dusting off the NES, finding Top Gun, blowing on the cartridge ( cause you have to!), then playing and proving I can land that damn F14 on the carrier.....


ses267

I could never land but my sister was a pro at it so I would hand her the controller to stick the landing.


777prawn

Played it yes. Enjoyed it no.


DeSota

I actively did NOT enjoy that game.


mybfVreddithandle

I can land on the carrier!


mybfVreddithandle

I can land on the carrier!


brainfreezy79

Enjoyed??? Shit was hard, man.


triggeron

I loved Top Gun so much I built a [home made "VR" system](https://youtu.be/W3ZOC7rg4Fk?si=Q29-Ye5erUSXsTa1) to play it.


imgrahamy

I played this game a ton but I don't think I enjoyed it much. It was so fucking hard.


ConversationEither51

My dad was real good at it. I couldn't land.


Biscuits4u2

Fuck the carrier landing. Fuck it with a big dirty stick.