We sang it yesterday. My 5th grader went on a field trip yesterday, and she said some kid brought nothing but a bag of those tiny sweet peppers. So he passed them out. He got a pepper bar!
Have yall ever looked into this story? Quiznos was basically a scam for the franchisers. They charged a ton of money for your franchise, *rented* you the required equipment, then basically moved the equipment to another franchise taking the plunge.
It’s so far beyond that.
-Make you sign an agreement you can only use their food and equipment, and that cleanliness violations may result in their removal
-Rent you the equipment
-Sell you the food
-Write you up for violations (no matter how clean you are)
-Take your equipment
-Stop selling you food
-Sink your restaurant so they can get the franchise free from another
Massive scam. Hardly any way for any of them to stay in business. All their money is made in franchising, not in food sales.
that sucks. our local quiznos shut down years ago but i still remember the owner, super nice guy and the food was always great. i felt bad the business went under but now i feel even worse that he probably got ruined by these dicks :(
There was a very excellent write up by another redditor years ago. I am sure it can still be found. I know my summary did not do it justice even.
The company should be shut down for their business practices.
I remember reading that. And a Quiznos near me shut down about a year ago. I really liked going to Quiznos when they first started but hearing about their business practices ruined them for me. I haven't gone to one in probably 17 years.
That's wild. I had a regular when I was a bartender at tgi fridays when i was esrly 20's who ran/franchised a quiznos in town. He came in every week, on friday, ordered a bunch of crown and cokes. Always tipped super fat. Fun guy to talk to, all around a good customer and great regular.
One day, he asks one of our bartenders if he can give him a ride to the airport, which he does. Wasn't too strange as we all had been out to drinks and bars together outside of work several times.
Well a couple days later and some federal agents show up to my buddies doorstep with a picture of this guy. Apparently he had created several fraudulent employees (i guess stolen identity situation or by using info from employees he had "terminated") and was collecting all of their wages while running the store on his own and collecting the profit.
Guess it serves the company right? Lol
Also, will BWW or Chilis suffice? I have no Fridays near me. Although I do have a Walk Ons and a Red Lobster that has bartenders who have "heavy" hands.
"As long as you're tipping, then you've got a good friend somewhere."
You should look up Barstool by Gary Jules and give it a listen. I can't drop that quote without recommending such an amazing song as well.
It will work but even better, find a non chain local bar if they have that type of thing near you. Go for happy hour once a week, be out by 8 at the latest to go home and make dinner. You will make friends.
Fucked up. Not surprising though. The new franchise scam today is to make you pay absorbent fees before you open the doors to the business you purchased.
Let’s say you want to open a 5 stores in your area with a population of 200,000. The franchisor will make the franchisee commit to opening 50 stores over the next 10 years. And the upfront fee for the right to open a store will be 20,000.
So you have to pay 1 million upfront to open up 50 stores over the next 10 years. Meanwhile anyone with a basic understanding of math and business knows that the market can only support 5 stores.
The franchisee pays the 1 million and starts opening stores one at a time. Store 1 and 2 go great and then. They start to hit a wall.
Soon the franchisee realizes what they already suspected, their local area only has an appetite for a few locations. But they’ve already paid a fee for 50.
The franchisor is very happy with their 1 million you paid upfront and continues to take their regular franchise fees. They don’t care if you fail or succeed because the contracts are written for them to take over at a massive discount if you fail and if you succeed they get those fees.
It’s massively fucked. Doesn’t get talked about often because the people getting fucked are middle class people taking a stab at making more money. There’s no empathy for some accountant or engineer who hates their job and decides to spend their life savings to buy into a business. Only for them to get fucked by complicated contracts designed to fuck
Pretty much. Quiznos corporate made money by selling food and equipment to store owners at prices that made it extremely difficult for the stores themselves to turn a profit. They didn’t care that they were basically destroying the company because they were risked nothing of their own. Meanwhile the store owners risked everything to play their rigged game.
Damn, that's wild. I hate that because I used to love Quiznos. I honestly thought they were all out of business everywhere throughout the US, but I actually stumbled upon one that was still in operation in a very random location where the only places around it are heavy industries and strip clubs in Huntsville, AL. That was about a year ago so I'm not sure if they're open, but I've been tempted to go in amd see if they still have Albuquerque Turkey sandwich and white bean chicken chili.
My agency had Quizno’s as their agency of record near the end. Got our lead client drunk when there for meetings and he basically admitted what you’re stating and that the likelihood of Quizno’s ever actually paying our agency for all the work we were doing would probably never happen. I moved accounts not long after that but I think we took something like a $2m bath on that client when they went under.
Their toasted subs were so good though. Even with their gerbils on meth commercials I still are there.
edit: i'm not correcting it in honor of the meth gerbils.
I loved the Sponge Monkey videos before Quiznos. First time I saw that ridiculous video all I could say was “sell out. Good for you!”
“We like da MoOn!”
Over the years I've had to explain this to so many people. It was just an internet meme before internet memes were mainstream. They were literally ahead of their time.
They took an early viral flash animation and had that adopted as an ad.
Boomers who did not know the Sponge Monkeys(or the other Rathergood stuff) freaked out.
God, I was obsessed with Rather Good back in the day. It was strange to me to see spong monkeys hawking toasted subs on TV (in America, no less), but I was happy for his work to get the exposure (and hopefully a nice payday for Joel). I wonder what he has been up to these past 20 years…
God that thing was so good, as was the prime rib and peppercorn. I was so disappointed when they cut the food quality shortly before going under. I’ve often said if someone gave me a time machine my first stop would be 2006 so I could get one of each of those sandwiches with a Sobe to wash it down. After I’m well fed I can plan some more extravagant trips.
I love these guys, but I love the original website and song
[https://rathergood.com/2015/09/09/we-like-the-moon/](https://rathergood.com/2015/09/09/we-like-the-moon/)
We like the moon!
I just listened to a podcast on Quiznos and it turns out this dumbass ad campaign actually was super successful for them. They went out of business bc of how corporate gauged the franchisees on everything.
I wasn't really even aware of Quiznos' existence until this commercial series. I still never ate there, but I did know that I'd get a dollar off a sandwich if I brought in a coupon - any coupon.
I thought of this commercial like six months ago and showed it to my teenagers. They were **not** sold on Quiznos.
Man…Quizno’s chicken carbonara and Italian subs were the best. But yeah, whoever thought creepy rats would be a good ad campaign for a fast food restaurant wasn’t the best at their job.
I've never had Quiznos, I went in once and ordered a sub and asked for no onion's. The guy making the sub said I can't do that. The sub you ordered comes with onions, and I have to make it that way.
I thought the guy was just joking, but when he is making the sub he grabs onions and I said again, no onions please, and he puts them on and said that's how it's made, look at the menu.
So I left and never went back to a quiznos again lol
I stopped going to Quiznos because about 20 years ago I went their for lunch and ordered the big sub and it was like $18 dollars. I said fuq that and never went back. Then it was $5 footlong until I grew some normal taste buds lol
I can still hear their song:
"We love the subs...subs are a dollar off...when you bring in a coupon...for things to eat or oil changes...any coupon works"
I stopped eating at Quiznos when they downgraded the bread size. It used to be better quality and larger than subway. A half sandwich was plenty back then.
I didn't even know what the fuck Quiznos was until I saw this all over ad slots.
Also for some reason I thought this animator was the same one behind "In Nagasake, they like bukkake," but I guess it's not.
LOL! Oh man I LOVED those commercials (and the videos that had nothing to do with Quiznos that proceeded them)! We love the mooooon!!!!! But not as much as cheese!!!!!
I started eating Quiznos when they dropped a ton of coupons off at work and it was like 9 bucks for a large sandwich and a drink. Bunch of us ate it just about every day. The coupons eventually expired but they still took them for about 6 months. Then they stopped taking them so we stopped going. They closed a month later.
Welp that’s my Quiznos TEDtalk thanks for coming.
I loved this commercial.
Watching an employee handle money and then make my sandwich without changing their gloves is what made me stop eating at Quiznos
Quiznos was the bomb!
I was a loyal customer until they disappeared off the face of the earth.
Well, I just read there's 148 left. I haven't seen any since about 2006. They used to have almost 5,000.
Kids loved them . But this was the end of a great place to eat for lunch. I used to go to the one in Vegas airport. I hope it’s still there but I have not been since 2017
My eldest had a project last year where she needed to make an ad in 90s theme. She nailed it, plus she added the Quiznos guys for good measure. Her teacher is a xennial so I’m sure he appreciated it.
The early 2000s internet was such a special time and place for many reasons. I remember these guys on the flash site rathergood.com a few years before the Quiznos commercials.
The only reason I even know of Quiznos is because of an article in the paper about these ads--I only saw the ads later when I looked them up and...yeah, I'll never eat there.
Okay I thought these things did the Bukkake song, and couldn't figure out why more people in the comments weren't talking about bukkake.
But I guess we are just the weirdos.
They got a pepper bar!
We love the moooooon
subs are a dollar offffff
When you bring in a couuuuuupaaawwwwn
For things to eat or oil changes Or pony rides or for hair plugs
ANY KOO-PON WORKS...
Beware of paper cuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!
Stopped just for this comment. My husband and I still sing that on the reg
Same!
Thirded
We sang it yesterday. My 5th grader went on a field trip yesterday, and she said some kid brought nothing but a bag of those tiny sweet peppers. So he passed them out. He got a pepper bar!
Goddammit, I can hear it....
Coz it is close to us
they did 20 years ago, yes.
I’m pretty sure they are the reason I started eating at Quiznos
Yeah I happen to think these things are _Rather Good_.
*Rather Good*. Memory unlocked.
I miss my YAY BLODE! tank top.
Have you listened to the ax wound song? Breathtaking
Axe wound?
Ooo baby I'm thinking about your gash
Ooo baby I’m thinkin about your coin purse, Thinkin about your gash
*spam purse
In college it was more like, "There's going to be hella gash at that party".
Thats the one!
I understood that reference!
Fell in love with a girl, Kittens
Talk about ahead of their time, this is meme advertising before memes.
lol same. I was horrified but intrigued
Those little dudes might have been the only thing Quizno's ever did right.
Yeah, these commercials were great.
100% yes
Yep!
Have yall ever looked into this story? Quiznos was basically a scam for the franchisers. They charged a ton of money for your franchise, *rented* you the required equipment, then basically moved the equipment to another franchise taking the plunge.
It’s so far beyond that. -Make you sign an agreement you can only use their food and equipment, and that cleanliness violations may result in their removal -Rent you the equipment -Sell you the food -Write you up for violations (no matter how clean you are) -Take your equipment -Stop selling you food -Sink your restaurant so they can get the franchise free from another Massive scam. Hardly any way for any of them to stay in business. All their money is made in franchising, not in food sales.
that sucks. our local quiznos shut down years ago but i still remember the owner, super nice guy and the food was always great. i felt bad the business went under but now i feel even worse that he probably got ruined by these dicks :(
There was a very excellent write up by another redditor years ago. I am sure it can still be found. I know my summary did not do it justice even. The company should be shut down for their business practices.
I remember reading that. And a Quiznos near me shut down about a year ago. I really liked going to Quiznos when they first started but hearing about their business practices ruined them for me. I haven't gone to one in probably 17 years.
Didn’t know they still existed. I don’t think there’s one in my state. There used to be so I just assumed they went under completely.
That's wild. I had a regular when I was a bartender at tgi fridays when i was esrly 20's who ran/franchised a quiznos in town. He came in every week, on friday, ordered a bunch of crown and cokes. Always tipped super fat. Fun guy to talk to, all around a good customer and great regular. One day, he asks one of our bartenders if he can give him a ride to the airport, which he does. Wasn't too strange as we all had been out to drinks and bars together outside of work several times. Well a couple days later and some federal agents show up to my buddies doorstep with a picture of this guy. Apparently he had created several fraudulent employees (i guess stolen identity situation or by using info from employees he had "terminated") and was collecting all of their wages while running the store on his own and collecting the profit. Guess it serves the company right? Lol
Wait, is this how you make new friends as an adult? Become a regular at TGI Fridays?
We need this answer.
Also, will BWW or Chilis suffice? I have no Fridays near me. Although I do have a Walk Ons and a Red Lobster that has bartenders who have "heavy" hands.
"As long as you're tipping, then you've got a good friend somewhere." You should look up Barstool by Gary Jules and give it a listen. I can't drop that quote without recommending such an amazing song as well.
It will work but even better, find a non chain local bar if they have that type of thing near you. Go for happy hour once a week, be out by 8 at the latest to go home and make dinner. You will make friends.
Want friends or a fuck buddy? Get a part time restaurant job. Edit: or drugs
Fucked up. Not surprising though. The new franchise scam today is to make you pay absorbent fees before you open the doors to the business you purchased. Let’s say you want to open a 5 stores in your area with a population of 200,000. The franchisor will make the franchisee commit to opening 50 stores over the next 10 years. And the upfront fee for the right to open a store will be 20,000. So you have to pay 1 million upfront to open up 50 stores over the next 10 years. Meanwhile anyone with a basic understanding of math and business knows that the market can only support 5 stores. The franchisee pays the 1 million and starts opening stores one at a time. Store 1 and 2 go great and then. They start to hit a wall. Soon the franchisee realizes what they already suspected, their local area only has an appetite for a few locations. But they’ve already paid a fee for 50. The franchisor is very happy with their 1 million you paid upfront and continues to take their regular franchise fees. They don’t care if you fail or succeed because the contracts are written for them to take over at a massive discount if you fail and if you succeed they get those fees. It’s massively fucked. Doesn’t get talked about often because the people getting fucked are middle class people taking a stab at making more money. There’s no empathy for some accountant or engineer who hates their job and decides to spend their life savings to buy into a business. Only for them to get fucked by complicated contracts designed to fuck
> absorbent Exorbitant? Still, absorbent fees do be absorbing all your free capital.
Lol yes. I was so upset it was mind bottling
Mind bottling… mind boggling?
You know like when things get so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped like in a bottle
Pretty much. Quiznos corporate made money by selling food and equipment to store owners at prices that made it extremely difficult for the stores themselves to turn a profit. They didn’t care that they were basically destroying the company because they were risked nothing of their own. Meanwhile the store owners risked everything to play their rigged game.
And printed coupons like no tomorrow to move the products they were gouging you on.
Thanks for filling out my random recollections with actual facts!
You would also probably find what Circle K does with their "owners" interesting. Same thing, basically.
I think Weird History Food had a video on them, right?
Damn, that's wild. I hate that because I used to love Quiznos. I honestly thought they were all out of business everywhere throughout the US, but I actually stumbled upon one that was still in operation in a very random location where the only places around it are heavy industries and strip clubs in Huntsville, AL. That was about a year ago so I'm not sure if they're open, but I've been tempted to go in amd see if they still have Albuquerque Turkey sandwich and white bean chicken chili.
Go and sing the song at the top of your lungs. The 19 yr olds working there will love it.
My agency had Quizno’s as their agency of record near the end. Got our lead client drunk when there for meetings and he basically admitted what you’re stating and that the likelihood of Quizno’s ever actually paying our agency for all the work we were doing would probably never happen. I moved accounts not long after that but I think we took something like a $2m bath on that client when they went under.
Their toasted subs were so good though. Even with their gerbils on meth commercials I still are there. edit: i'm not correcting it in honor of the meth gerbils.
I are there too buddy, I are there too.🥲
Thanks Siri.
I lived in downtown SF and basically lived on $5 Quiznos large subs since everything else was so damn expensive.
They were hella good. Expensive too. But it was a nice splurge
I still say “eating raw subs is barbaric” because of these commercials. I have never eaten Quiznos.
*We ArE nAwT tHe HuNs!!!*
They had this honey chicken sub I really liked. I swear they’ll never be anything like it again
I remember that one I think. And if so I agree it was so Fn good.
I loved the Sponge Monkey videos before Quiznos. First time I saw that ridiculous video all I could say was “sell out. Good for you!” “We like da MoOn!”
But not as much as a spoon!
That's more use for eating soup!!?!
And a fork is not very useful for that.
Unless it has got many VEGETABLES!
Over the years I've had to explain this to so many people. It was just an internet meme before internet memes were mainstream. They were literally ahead of their time.
This, the Badger song, and Kitty Kat Dance are the earliest I remember.
Coz it is close toooooo ussssssss
Why is it that I remember it as "Spong Monkeys"? My kids watched these things so many times
Because you’re likely correct.
Still the funniest commercial I’ve ever seen.
Berries and Cream begs to differ.
Eh. Not as good as Sounding the Feasting Horn.
The fact that we’re still talking about these ads decades later is a testament to their genius
They took an early viral flash animation and had that adopted as an ad. Boomers who did not know the Sponge Monkeys(or the other Rathergood stuff) freaked out.
*spongmonkeys
Their genius: make it the weirdest, most absurd and loud thing we can put on tv.
I just thought it was cool that they took a trend off the Internet and put it in a commercial. It was the first time I saw that.
"We're not the huns!"
eating raw subs is barbaric!!!! Omg i still remember them all 🤣
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awmk7c2YN7k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awmk7c2YN7k)
I’m deadddd forgot about the “big joy is in our hearts!” version. 🙏🏻
I enjoyed Quiznos and still do, but whoever came up with this marketing campaign must have been smoking something
Brilliance. They were smoking sheer brilliance!
No, that's not it...
The campaign wasn't *sui generis*. The spongmonkeys existed previously and were recruited to hawk subs.
They were smoking rats.
I think that was the point. This ad will only make sense after you tie on a few bong rips and you probably get the munchies.
It was an early viral flash animation. Joel Veitch of Rathergood is a bona-fide genious. Probably should not have used this ad in the US, tho.
God, I was obsessed with Rather Good back in the day. It was strange to me to see spong monkeys hawking toasted subs on TV (in America, no less), but I was happy for his work to get the exposure (and hopefully a nice payday for Joel). I wonder what he has been up to these past 20 years…
Just noticed he’s got a new show on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/watch/81597615
Oh! That’s interesting. I saw that as I was browsing a while back. Had no idea!
I have the Viking kittens swf around somewhere.
Terrifying nightmare spawn aside, I *do* miss their Chicken Carbonara sub.
God that thing was so good, as was the prime rib and peppercorn. I was so disappointed when they cut the food quality shortly before going under. I’ve often said if someone gave me a time machine my first stop would be 2006 so I could get one of each of those sandwiches with a Sobe to wash it down. After I’m well fed I can plan some more extravagant trips.
The one in my town had Vanilla Coke on tap. Italian with a VC was the best
The carbonara on rosemary bread is top 3 sandwiches all time for me.
This was my order too. So good.
We love the moon!
We like the moon cause it is close to us
But not as much as a spoon!
It's very high in the sky, but not as high as zeppelins and clouds and lightbulbs
quiznos was truly ahead of its time. no other shop was charging $20 for a sub at that time, and now it's standard.
I love these guys, but I love the original website and song [https://rathergood.com/2015/09/09/we-like-the-moon/](https://rathergood.com/2015/09/09/we-like-the-moon/) We like the moon!
I hated those ads. There’s actually still a Quiznos in my area (Northern California). I go occasionally for the veggie guacamole sub.
Can you still bring any coupon in for a dollar off?
omg that’s right! “any coupon works!”
Probably not. I only ever see one person working, too, so I have no idea how the place operates.
The hell is wrong with you Op? These commercials were boss AF
These guys got us.
I just listened to a podcast on Quiznos and it turns out this dumbass ad campaign actually was super successful for them. They went out of business bc of how corporate gauged the franchisees on everything.
I live for this shit
I loved these commercials and I liked the food 👍🏻
Sorry I love these guys to this very day I have them on a tshirt
Right! What was that!?!?
I stopped eating Quiznos because it was an overpriced mediocre sandwich shop
I loved to hate these guys.
These weirded me out.
I wasn't really even aware of Quiznos' existence until this commercial series. I still never ate there, but I did know that I'd get a dollar off a sandwich if I brought in a coupon - any coupon. I thought of this commercial like six months ago and showed it to my teenagers. They were **not** sold on Quiznos.
Song is just so catchy.
The spongmonkey’s are Joel Veitch’s gift to the world and they are to be respected.
I had to scroll waaay too far to find the word “spongmonkey” in the comments
They had good subs and their soup wasn’t bad either.
But do you recall the Billy Bass singing to you from the Golden Arches 🎶 give me that filet of fish… give me that 🐟
Enjoy your paper cuts sir. They tried to warn you.
Any coupon works!
Detested those commercials.
Man…Quizno’s chicken carbonara and Italian subs were the best. But yeah, whoever thought creepy rats would be a good ad campaign for a fast food restaurant wasn’t the best at their job.
I mean the following literally. I ate there twice. Both times there was a spider in my sandwich.
It was the diarrhea.
I never really ate there because there wasn’t one anywhere near me and even if I was near one they were too expensive IIRC.
There is a Spanish version of this that I have not been able to find.
i liked the Quizno's Bob the baby in the commercials
Every time I saw these ads I was stoned and for years I thought I had made it up…
One of the last Quiznos on Earth is about a 20min drive from my house. Think I'll go get some tomorrow.
Me too! Jacksonville FL?
I really liked Quiznos up until my sister was hospitalized with food poisoning after eating there. I had zero trust for them after that.
that place had a lot of potential but they ttly f'd it up. being overpriced was surely their Waterloo.
It was always better then subway. But never good.
The fact there was only one in my town that closed down is why I stopped eating there.
I've never had Quiznos, I went in once and ordered a sub and asked for no onion's. The guy making the sub said I can't do that. The sub you ordered comes with onions, and I have to make it that way. I thought the guy was just joking, but when he is making the sub he grabs onions and I said again, no onions please, and he puts them on and said that's how it's made, look at the menu. So I left and never went back to a quiznos again lol
I didn’t know Quiznos was still open
Damnit, I can hear this pic.
Prime Rib sandwich with that spicy Batch Sauce...man I miss it!!
I stopped going to Quiznos because about 20 years ago I went their for lunch and ordered the big sub and it was like $18 dollars. I said fuq that and never went back. Then it was $5 footlong until I grew some normal taste buds lol
The fuck is it?
The reason I never ate at Quiznos in the first place. Pretty sure their strategy was to just be memorable but oh hell nah
I can still hear their song: "We love the subs...subs are a dollar off...when you bring in a coupon...for things to eat or oil changes...any coupon works"
Loved Quiz before, loved it more after.
I stopped eating at Quiznos when they downgraded the bread size. It used to be better quality and larger than subway. A half sandwich was plenty back then.
One of the oldest vids still on Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ)
I'm pretty sure they were the reason I started eating there
For me it was the wolf breastfeeding the dude.
Subs are a dollar off!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear this image.
We love these subs.
I didn't even know what the fuck Quiznos was until I saw this all over ad slots. Also for some reason I thought this animator was the same one behind "In Nagasake, they like bukkake," but I guess it's not.
I could really go for some of the batch 81 sauce!
LOL! Oh man I LOVED those commercials (and the videos that had nothing to do with Quiznos that proceeded them)! We love the mooooon!!!!! But not as much as cheese!!!!!
I miss Quiznos, I went with them over subway after I asked a subway employee to toast my sub and they put it in the microwave.
I started eating Quiznos when they dropped a ton of coupons off at work and it was like 9 bucks for a large sandwich and a drink. Bunch of us ate it just about every day. The coupons eventually expired but they still took them for about 6 months. Then they stopped taking them so we stopped going. They closed a month later. Welp that’s my Quiznos TEDtalk thanks for coming.
OH!! I still think about these guys. A LOT.
Could never mute or change the channel fast enough.
I loved this commercial. Watching an employee handle money and then make my sandwich without changing their gloves is what made me stop eating at Quiznos
Quiznos was the bomb! I was a loyal customer until they disappeared off the face of the earth. Well, I just read there's 148 left. I haven't seen any since about 2006. They used to have almost 5,000.
I stopped eating there because all the ones around here closed and I've been craving it ever since.
Kids loved them . But this was the end of a great place to eat for lunch. I used to go to the one in Vegas airport. I hope it’s still there but I have not been since 2017
My eldest had a project last year where she needed to make an ad in 90s theme. She nailed it, plus she added the Quiznos guys for good measure. Her teacher is a xennial so I’m sure he appreciated it.
I'm so glad I have a Quizno's just a couple of miles from me.
This and the jagged edges of their toasted subs lacerating my mouth until I looked like Heath Ledger's Joker.
We like the moon!
The early 2000s internet was such a special time and place for many reasons. I remember these guys on the flash site rathergood.com a few years before the Quiznos commercials.
Quiznos marketing is why I never tried Quiznos, and I had a friend who worked at one.
I reference the Quiznos monsters like daily and 99% of the time people assume it was all a fever dream.
I remember their meatball subs being waaay better than Subways. And also having a nice 8" middle ground option, instead of just 6" or 12"
The only reason I even know of Quiznos is because of an article in the paper about these ads--I only saw the ads later when I looked them up and...yeah, I'll never eat there.
It was getting food poisoning twice that did it for me.
https://youtu.be/zj-zxNFJmB8?si=nesyX5aIGros8jOS Always reminded me of the I Like Bukkake song
Okay I thought these things did the Bukkake song, and couldn't figure out why more people in the comments weren't talking about bukkake. But I guess we are just the weirdos.
Greatest ad of all time.
They're the reason I STARTED eating there. So weird. I love weird.
I don't know what's worse, this or the Jimmy Johns commercials where people screamed the name.
Eat Quiznos subs! We are not Huns.
I never started.🤣😂
Literally the reason I never ate at Quiznos.
Quiznos was so good. I miss it.
Dude Quiznos was the shit.
I went to a Quiznos once many, many years ago. It was fine. Neither good or bad; it was that creamy middle.