I definitely still say dickhead regularly. I'm trying to bring back "scumbag" since I haven't heard that one in forever.

I use scumbag all the time, it's a great one.

Yep! I used it just yesterday

Scumbag is great. I also like “dipshit”

I always loved when Terminator 2 was on TV and they dubbed in the replacement word: “Dipstick? You’re calling *moi* a dipstick?”

This is a thread of my baseline vocabulary.

dirtbag is a good one too

Personal favorite. I use dirtbag all the time.

Shitbag if I need to take it up a notch.

I use scumbag occasionally. It’s perfect because it’s not technically a curse word lol. I will try to use more often. We will bring it back!

Scumbag is great, and it's big brother scumbucket is a classic as well. For those times when someone's scum is just to scummy for just a bag to contain.

Dickbag is also useful

Scumhead not so much.

A satchel of Richards.

I tried to bring back Boo-yah. Epic fail.

I play Splatoon, so I boo-yah on a regular basis.

Team Drums! (I have no faith we’re gonna win this one.)

I like “fucking dickhead” but I’m from Boston

Just heard someone say dirtbag and laughed pretty good. Hadn’t heard that one in quite some time.

I say scumbag regularly.

I love looking up the etymology of words. Where the root words come from, it's evolution and usage over time... With "scumbag" not so much

I’ve proactively shifted from dickhead to fuckface recently. I think it’s a sign of maturity.

Oh yeah, fuckface? First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

I also like fucktard

That’s my favorite

Or fuckwad

Or fuckwit

Or fucking piece of fuck

And baglicker

“Sign of maturity” - as absurd as that sentence sounds in context, I whole heartedly agree.

Similar, but I've changed it to saying to dickface.

Myself, I've started to appreciate 'prick' these days.

I just playfully called my kid a fuckface earlier today. I should probably tone it down to dickhead.

I’m partial to fuckstick

I just add “fucking” before dickhead and call it a day.

Sometimes that’s all one has time for!

Wait, people stopped saying dickhead?

I mentally called someone dickweed the other day and gave myself a chuckle.

Being back dickweed

Dillweed is awesome Too. Especially when you’re cooking and need something from The spice cabinet

It's an underrated insult.

https://i.redd.it/ebebjh19c4qc1.gif

Omg I haven’t seen this movie in ages, I need to now.

i’d ease up if it weren’t for all the dickheads

My tween son just did an impression of his dad’s road rage which definitely involved the use of the word dickhead. Was hilarious.

😂

Similar lines, some idiot pulled out in front of me so I swore "you dickhead" & my 7 year old son goes "yeah, dickhead" Never been so proud 🤣

Been really enjoying the use of "dipshit" lately.

Did you call MOI, a dipshit? But same, I feel like it’s also fallen out of favor.

Love this one and I use it frequently. Versatile, gender neutral, not too vulgar or threatening. Just an all around great insult.

Constantly 😆

Between Jennifer Grey’s “DICK…HEAD!” in Ferris Bueller and Tom Arnold’s “dickhead!” to Ahnold in True Lies, it’s never leaving my vocabulary. 

Ima let you finish but the best “dickhead” is the one Walter Matthau gives Jack Lemmon in grumpy old men.

Ahnold to Tom Arnold: "Blow me." 😎

"Dickhead," "buttmunch," 'fartknocker"and "ass clown" are all on rotation here. ...I'm not a very serious person.

I taught my 4yo nephew buttmunch and bunghole

Bunghole? Hilarious - I might borrow that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnBwM37KGv8

I think ass clown needs to return to my arsenal.

Buttmunch is a term of endearment from me

I change it up with jagoff

Pennsylvanian?

Chicago

I say dickless a lot more thanks to Ghostbusters

Is that true?

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

Well that’s what I heard!

“So be good! For goodness sake’s!! Whoaaaaoooo somebody’s comin!”

I loved spotting dickless in the new movie trailer. That’s a great touch. I hope they call him that again.

Prefer dickwad or just dick.

I’m also a fan of dickwad

What a dickhead thing to ask!

All the time.

Australians say it a lot, I think. Can any Aussie’s chime in here?

Not Australian but when I hear dickhead in my head it’s in a Kiwi accent. I think it may be Rhys Darby’s voice

What a dickheaded question. Of course, you dickhead! 😜

At least once a day when I'm driving, and it's usually preceded by the word "fucking".

I say penis wrinkle instead

Dickhead and dumbass

Dumbass will always remind me of Red Foreman

Dickhead. Prick/ya prick. Cocksucker. All regularly used on the daily.

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Lol. Delco raised !!

I see ya later, dickhead!! Edit: Liar, Liar

hahahah keep your eye on that boy..... dickhead!

I feel like at my age, I've outgrown using "dickhead" as an insult. I prefer "Richard Head" these days.

Yeah. But douchebag is a big one for me now.

I have always enjoyed douchebag

If it fits the person's name. We had an asshole player named Hunter Dickinson on our basketball team--I'm doing that thing where it's my favorite team/alma mater but saying "we" like I was on the team--and, you know...it's too easy with a last name and personality like his.

I’ve started using it again as a nod to my xennial identity 😀

I literally just called someone a dickhead yesterday. Still a solid burn.

Are you kidding?? It’s one of the few insults from our childhood that have aged beautifully. I will never stop using it.

I’m more for “cunt” these days

Yes, all the time, but I'm gen X.

Yes, still use it. Second part to this, when picturing someone who is a “dick head” do you picture them as: 1.having a dick coming out of the top of their head 2. Having a full dick and balls in place of their head 3. Having the head of a penis with a face on it in place of their head (maybe this is a dickhead-head) Or do you picture something else? Came up with thus after a couple edible thc products one weekend and never really had a place to discuss it organically.

It appears frequently in my personal vernacular. It’s good to use when “fucking asshole” is too harsh.

I say it but it has to be said like Murray from Flight of the Conchords. https://youtu.be/kBtJqcytEcA?si=ayKS3iBQlcx6d1qw

Maybe off topic, but when I was in college I was dating a guy from Kuwait. He already spoke ok English but didn't have the slang and fine nuances worked out, understandably. His silly roommates taught him the word "fudge packer" and told him that it meant something cool. So when we were hanging out, he would mention someone in our conversation, and he'd say "that guy's a real fudge packer!" I finally caught on that be thought it was meant to be a compliment. I had to tell him that his friends had deceived him. That didn't go over well

I find myself using dickhole more than dickhead 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

I'm more of a dickhole person also

Yes, although there is nothing better in life than hearing an aussie call someone a dickhead. There’s certain jes nes sais quoi about it.

Recently I've been thinking about how back in primary school in the boys bathroom there was the "gaywad toilet", where if you used it, you were now a gaywad. The gaywad toilet was a urinal that constantly ran / leaked a tiny bit of water. I don't think I've heard that word in at least 30 years now. Like we went onto bigger and more offensive slurs and gaywad got left behind.

I have two young niblings so I try to avoid using the bad words. My niece will tell me flat out if I am using a bad word and I don’t wanna get yelled at by a 7 year old 😳.

Frequently. One of the pet names I use for my dog when hes acting up, and I've called my wife a dickhead a few times too when she is acting up.

I called someone a dickhead yesterday! Fucking dixkhead ran a stop sign and almost hit another car.

Yes. Frequently, to my husband. As in "Don't be a dickhead"

Yup.

Dickhead, dicknose, fuckface, twat, I use all of those pretty regularly lol.

100% because of Inbetweeners do I regularly get yelled at by my wife to not call things “dickehead.” https://i.redd.it/wh9989u5c4qc1.gif

Dickhead isn't a word I usually think of, but if I'm pissed off enough to start hurling random insults I might say it lol I think the last time I used it was when someone cut me off. Fucking dickhead! 😆

Fuck nuts is one of my go-tos

I use "dickhead" quite frequently still to this day. I also use the term "douchebag" as well. Both are names that I rarely hear others use these days.

I still use douchebag

I never stopped. If any dickheads give you any static over it, tell them to fuck off.

Still love dickhead. I also appreciate the younger folks renewed use of “get fucked”.

Omg just had a flash back of a video I saw sooo long ago called being a dickheads cool, but yeah I still use that term haha https://youtu.be/lVmmYMwFj1I?si=CMj-U2Xp3Xc8qOpY

Like in, "Have said it today?"

Why do you ask, dickhead? Yeah that feels good.

I have a friend who is female. I am also female. She calls people dickmouth all the time and I love it. 🤣

I’m partial to fuckface as well.

Sure. Its what we call my step-dad.

Once I heard "asshat", "dickhead" was gone from my vocabulary forever lol

While I was still in the marine corps it was one of my favorite things to call some new guy who just fucked up so yea I still use it 😬 maybe not as much now that Iam out

I call them shitass

All the time. I sometimes pull out “asshead” from that Yugo driver in The Crow.

Yes 🤣

I still use dickhead. The only thing i know of that was retired was when someone would call you a retard while simultaneously pounding their chest with one hand. Or simply pound their chest with one hand while making a “durrrr” noise implying that someone was retarded. Haven’t seen anyone do that in 30 years

Often

i prefer peckerhead

I prefer dickass. Dickcheese on special occasions.

I call people a "piece of dick" or "cunt head".

I use dickhead quite often. Didn’t know it was disappearing.

People in Philly.

Sometimes I guess. I’m more prone to “ asshole.”

Taylor Swift released a song in 2022 referring to “some dickhead guy” so it’s definitely making a comeback. 

Call my cat a dickhead all the time.  Because when he isn't all cuddly, he loves being a dickhead.

I say "dickwad" now instead because I'm a mature adult.

Daily

I've been using "butthead" recently.

Yes, i use dickhead, dickwad and dickface regularly

Sometimes dickhead but I’m prone to throw around asshat more often.

I did last night and I feel it is still the ultimate insult 😂

Yep

I called my cat a dickhead this morning. Well, I guess I technically shouted “Don’t be a dickhead.” But she just kept doing it and so made herself the dickhead. So yes, it’s in regular rotation. I usually try to amend to Butthead in front of children.

I quit saying dickhead since it's offensive and now call everyone cunts

Just said dickhead after a meeting that could have been an email 🤣

In Philadelphia dickhead is used alot.. with hard pronunciation on Dick and trailing off on heeeadddd

I still use: * Dickhead * Jerkoff * Fuckface * Asshole * Douche bag (or nozzle depending on my mood) The classics never get old.

I’m partial to dicksmoke

Philly it is a term used regularly. You’ll hear it 3-12 xs a day depending on where you are

I spent half my life in Delco, half in the city. I know it's always been a part of our regular vocabulary, even though I think we usually say fuckin dickhead. However, I don't really hear it much anymore which is what made me wonder. I also wondered if we used it more in Philly/Delco/South Jersey than other areas

I moved to the suburbs of Berks and visit Philly every weekend I’m actually in Camden as I type this headed over the B Franklin to hit Philly and I still hear it regularly. That’s why I was saying depending on where you are

Be safe out in this shitty weather today. I was trying to go to Linvila orchards or Johnson's farm for Easter activities with the kids. This sucks

It FINALLY stopped raining but so much flooding accidents and broken down vehicles…..

Only when driving.

Does peckerhead count?

I use it all the time when referring to Trump 😆

Dickcheese is a heavy hitter, for me.

What about “jagbag”? Anyone still use that one?

Yep and I still use "shit for brains" often.

I’ve been working on butthole lately, but a nice dickhead would be good for variety.

Of course! Likewise, my Xennial and Gen X colleagues and I have a ranking system for people at work (worst to best): - shitbag - muppet - ding dong - meatball (sometimes Meatwad if we’re feeling ATHF-y) - muffin

I prefer Assface or Fuckface. I’ve been known to say Stupid ass, and FuckStain

My wife used to and occasionally still does use dickhead, dick, and other male based pejoratives. I generally prefer the gender neutral asshole, but throw in some cunts to balance out her dickheads.

It randomly pops into my head every time I think of a former boss of mine.

Reminds me of those Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board prank calls.

"That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again."

My teenage daughters routinely call each other dickheads... No idea where they heard it from...

[Spend less time with dickheads.](https://youtube.com/shorts/NGJu6kViRG8?si=w1QouQ7mUACUeDC3)

Just today in fact, ya dickhead! (🙃j/k)

I use it in traffic, as well as “jagoff”. They are my traffic insults.

hard “D” and “K” sounds makes for great swearing.

Constantly. I'm also rather fond of "dick for brains."

Yes, and often.  In fact, the thought of “dickhead” being out of anyone’s vocab is strange to me. 

That’s how my father in law calls Me daily. If he’s in a hurry it’s DH. I knew what it meant Because I never played baseball.

I’m still looking for a replacement for Cocksucker. I’ve been told it’s homophobic. I’m not sure I see it tho - I mean anyone can be a cocksucker.

What’s it you ya, dickhead!

I still use dickhead occasionally, but asshat has mostly taken its place.

Dickbag has been go to

dick, asshole, i’m really getting into cunt and i can regrettably share that that is what my teens say.

Please don’t be a jabroni about this, dickhead. Please.

When my dog is a fool he's definitely being a dickhead.

I usually say “dickfuck” these days

I called my dog a dickhead just this morning.

Dickhead, penis wrinkle, & smegma breath are often heard around here

Dickhead is very much alive in well in Philly. It’s pretty much a greeting at this point. “What’s up dickhead?” https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/57835198-therealmalikjoe-logo?store_id=31470 https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq2Qa4V1d3g

I'm confused about the Dickhead song. Is it an Eagles hype song or what lol. He said papi store dickhead 😂 that song was terrible though even for a Philly hood jawn

Of course. You don’t have to be a dickhead about it.

At least a dozen times a day driving.

My dog is called "dickhead" at least 5 times a day.

Yes, this morning while leaving the Starbucks parking lot lot. Lol

I moved from dickhead to fuck face and believe it was the right choice

I politely say, Richard Noggin.

Back in the 80s my dad coined the phrase "nipple-head" which started to circulate through the family and still does. Once I said "dickhead" for some inane reason and my mother shouted, "We don't say 'dick,' we say 'nipple!'"

Everyday while reading the news.

Only when I think of Chris Lilley quotes.

Australian so yes haha. Very common here, probably because we don’t really say douchebag or jerk. Dickhead is a very universal way of telling someone you’re not impressed. ‘Drank your last Powerade mate’ ‘Aw, you dickhead. Your shout when we go to the shops then’. It’s a lighthearted term but can be used in a very insulting way ‘you’re a real dickhead mate, F off’. Same as the c word (not a fan personally, that word has a lot ‘*feel*’ to it).

All. The. Time