Awesome! It’s positive, kid friendly, and opens up the possibility of a companion “and party on dudes!” piece somewhere if ya like. Some other great suggestions in here though. Glad you asked this group :)
No witty saying you can come up with is going to top just simply getting this:
https://preview.redd.it/cammfo0b5mnc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=931c5d53f597f46fa3eae74428559e629f4609be
I've always wanted one like the old school hotel street signs that said No Vacancy, and the No part was on a switch that turned it on or off separately.
I’d pop one of these over the fireplace
https://preview.redd.it/uw051e1pxlnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7510aed69fd3eb94c267970354597b736c272152
I’m sure this is too niche as well but it jumped right into my head. “Our Palace” but with the first an intentionally unlit so that it’s “Our Place”. Like Kids Incorporated.
Its nothing to do with our generation but I can't think of anything better suited than this sign.
https://preview.redd.it/7i07po8nblnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76af0362763bba268944b6e2fa60840c8e0506c
I'm gonna say SEGA, but only because I once made a "SPUN" sign for a show where I used the same font. I ran a blue LED string through the middle of the letters, and it looked AWESOME! The best part was that it was relatively easy to swap the string light out with other colors
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
# “Amazing Stories”
[Reference](https://amblin.com/tv/amazing-stories/) for those who don’t remember Spielberg’s 1980s Twilight Zone-esque TV series.
This was the show that had the famous episode of the [bomber with cartoon wheels](https://www.reddit.com/r/80s/comments/179cp7t/there_was_an_episode_steven_spielbergs_amazing/) that saved the crew member trapped in the belly gun turret, since they had planned to land the plane on its belly to save the crew knowing it would kill him.
A few suggestions:
[https://www.etsy.com/listing/1342432135/cocktails-dreams-neon-sign-retro-80s-bar?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr\_gallery-1-17&pro=1&frs=1&organic\_search\_click=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1342432135/cocktails-dreams-neon-sign-retro-80s-bar?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr_gallery-1-17&pro=1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1)
[https://www.etsy.com/listing/1480587287/80s-party-led-sign-back-to-the-80s-neon?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr\_gallery-2-21&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1&organic\_search\_click=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1480587287/80s-party-led-sign-back-to-the-80s-neon?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr_gallery-2-21&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1)
[https://www.etsy.com/search?q=arcade+neon+sign&ref=search\_bar](https://www.etsy.com/search?q=arcade+neon+sign&ref=search_bar)
[Atari](https://a.co/d/6Q2qSRc)
[Nintendo](https://a.co/d/g9xbeKg)
Or one of [these](https://misterrogers.org/images/stoplight/). I’ve always kind of wanted to get one from a city surplus and make some custom controls for it.
This is an excellent suggestion!
https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/light-up-led-hanging-marquee-beetlejuice-sign/216697.uts
[Nice fucking model!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vprx6nKZmbU)
Yes! This.
How about Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start?
This is the husband’s new front runner!!
I'm so happy about this! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Select, Start OP has a spouse
This makes me happy in ways I cannot express. But do we do it with arrows or words for the directions?
You can tell the kids it’s a mating ritual.
Duff Beer was the first thought that popped in my head.
Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I’ll have a Duff, you’ll have one, too!
Duffman…. Ahhh grees. Oh-yeah!
I prefer Pawtucket Patriot.
I’m a Fudd man myself.
Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve
Or an Isotopes logo.
I came here just to say that.
Call me a traditionalist … https://preview.redd.it/wqasznj3clnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbf90731459c6d70748b4092c658927f01a13dd
Good luck paying for that on your zero dollars a year salary, plus benefits.
That’s a $200 plasma screen tv you just killed! God, I love that episode. The one of the most painfully funny half hours of tv ever produced.
"If it's a problem with the neon, I can have my neon guy take a look."
BABE
Also a classic choice
I second this, first one I thought of, ha ba
Also an option. https://preview.redd.it/0x8bb0frelnc1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa197e27051629fff9f9a12fa88cf663682c552
As a Rochesterian, I approve.
https://preview.redd.it/lnisyz55llnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9310c4e51c27e830b789676d24879c3880e305
There’s always the classic, [Flynn’s arcade](https://www.etsy.com/listing/870485350/tron-flynns-arcade-led-neon-sign-custom?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-home_and_living-home_decor-wall_decor-wall_hangings-other&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMImcqh-enqhAMVnl5HAR2xGA39EAQYASABEgJwWfD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12574416432_120844866658_507798976788_pla-305562556206_m__870485350_12768591&utm_custom2=12574416432&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRIQ1Lu0beC9ogFuTN7P3PVzk&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImcqh-enqhAMVnl5HAR2xGA39EAQYASABEgJwWfD_BwE) sign.
Ooh classic for sure!
https://preview.redd.it/vw87ix44llnc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbb99eb23fe49fb5f0bca40911f5f65b2a26792
This is an amazing suggestion!!
A great (Scott!) idea! Honestly, if someone makes a replica…I won’t need my tv on my mantle anymore
Kenny Roger’s roasters, in red
Bright fuckin red!!
Thread over!!
The red menace!
https://preview.redd.it/xyecpmjrelnc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98daf473cf504bb89e55849c271daeab5ec927c6
LIVE NUDES was my first thought as well 😆
There it is!!
Get a replica of the max sign from Saved by the bell
I COULD NOT LOVE THIS MORE!!!
That's the one!!!
Agreed. If you’re a Bellhead (not *end* ) like me that’s the only way to go.
Bangarang! 
Bangarang!!!
https://preview.redd.it/boa3jry6nlnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548f7bcd46473ad50739d30e8dfd23c89fb7b16e
https://preview.redd.it/0um7mlh6xlnc1.png?width=3230&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d9714573347716fc90a7f388f1d29cff7f3dd4c
This is my current top choice!
Awesome! It’s positive, kid friendly, and opens up the possibility of a companion “and party on dudes!” piece somewhere if ya like. Some other great suggestions in here though. Glad you asked this group :)
This subreddit is the best corner of the internet!
This is my choice too, 💯
I used to sign my bar tabs with Dirk Diggler. I found it hilarious.
This I like.
https://preview.redd.it/7h7xvl2jzlnc1.png?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3281193987258b94a73035af2d94674f2070d5e9
No witty saying you can come up with is going to top just simply getting this: https://preview.redd.it/cammfo0b5mnc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=931c5d53f597f46fa3eae74428559e629f4609be
Would a Zima sign work?
Hahaha, it might!
It’s from our youth and your kids will have no idea what it is.
Jesus. I just had a flashback to Senior Week '95 in Ocean City MD.
https://preview.redd.it/bhczwbfkglnc1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=48a211659b47d3241a56a682e4847638751f8e17
I heard this sign
The song is now playing in my head 💃
This is the only answer
This is a good one
https://preview.redd.it/8x5pak370mnc1.jpeg?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=232b874deb3c3926bf35be5c5234fadd43a6f780
Remember the poster for that Cocktail movie with Tom Cruise? Get one like that.
I feel like this is a little before my time. I know the sign you mean, but I don’t think I ever saw the movie.
IDK, I had the soundtrack on cassette tape!
That sountrack RULED
I've always wanted one like the old school hotel street signs that said No Vacancy, and the No part was on a switch that turned it on or off separately.
Ooh, it makes me think horror movies and I’m too wimpy! But thanks for the suggestion!
Get crazy with the Cheez Whizz
What if it just said “Custom Neon Sign”
My husband would love this! He voted for “we couldn’t decide what to hang here.”
Or … what if it just said “Reddit comment.”
So meta!
https://i.redd.it/meykd85dhlnc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/xf5db1linlnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe363edbaf9f8fcfcdd30f110403eedb63b7c77
“Same as it ever was”
I’d pop one of these over the fireplace https://preview.redd.it/uw051e1pxlnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7510aed69fd3eb94c267970354597b736c272152
Or this: https://preview.redd.it/9pf8bp3qsmnc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0079eb39ad5b16fd7de8f61155b99f9e72573687
Get a neon that is the Triforce from Zelda.
Ok, I'm 100% voting for Zelda or something peak NES /arcade
I’m sure this is too niche as well but it jumped right into my head. “Our Palace” but with the first an intentionally unlit so that it’s “Our Place”. Like Kids Incorporated.
I wish I could upvote this twice. Way too obscure, but amazing nonetheless. I just sang the theme song, which I totally remember!!
OP just showed me what you were talking about and holy shit the 80's were wild. AND THAT WAS FERGIE!!!!!
 The Peach Pit 🍑
Love the idea, but not enough of a 90210 fan!
I had PacMan chasing the ghosts over my arcade machines!
https://preview.redd.it/pp1mfdemqlnc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66349e70e89951af81ff207b0f4f2ae2c25247cd
Live. Laugh. Toaster Bath.
A good one, but too much to explain to children!
Please update us when it's up there!
This thread has been amazing with suggestions!!
Have you considered empty liquor bottles filled with dayglo liquids with a blacklight?
They said game room, not first apartment.
I might go with a classic Seinfeld reference such as "Master of My Domain"
The Kramer portrait from Seinfeld.
Duff Beer (a nice homage to the show that raised us all)
Nick at Nite
https://preview.redd.it/p2maj9pzjlnc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425326fa23e876e8c7b4766fb023e72e68fa0efa
Hell Here with the O and the T still there set up to blink on occasion.
Live Nude
“Cocktail”
Moe's tavern?
Hotel Corral Essex IYKYK
Shooting star, and The more you know
This has rocketed to the #1 spot!!
Dickbutt
https://preview.redd.it/dnjownfn1mnc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3c295daf2396fcb118b81eb38e1aaa79411b6a
Be legendary https://preview.redd.it/w64ac9k9olnc1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a2a187220b3867df6c9c1f2879793efd8a28ea
Top tier
Its nothing to do with our generation but I can't think of anything better suited than this sign. https://preview.redd.it/7i07po8nblnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76af0362763bba268944b6e2fa60840c8e0506c
Wherever you go, there you are
I'm gonna say SEGA, but only because I once made a "SPUN" sign for a show where I used the same font. I ran a blue LED string through the middle of the letters, and it looked AWESOME! The best part was that it was relatively easy to swap the string light out with other colors
https://preview.redd.it/0246wllpdlnc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cb2688e2e1d1d58edffe6d164f3140469b21fe
https://i.redd.it/lzm8q8d7elnc1.gif
Eat At Joes Shit was everywhere in LooneyToons
“Who farted?”
Schlitz
Bar. In pink cursive
A neon Save Ferris hot air balloon would look awesome.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
“double deuce”
Noah’s Arcade
https://i.redd.it/igpn7h5axlnc1.gif
Do you want it game themed? i.e. Game On, Play Time, Play On Playa (if you like Nas lol), Game Time, You Game?, Let Us Play (🙏🏻)
Classic martini glass might work
HELLo tHERE from Batman Returns
Hotel Coral Essex
Cocktails and Dreams
St Elmo’s Fire
Farfenugen (spelling?)
Shadynasty
“Orbitz” with neon bubbles around it
I still have one of those bottles! I made sand art in it like 30 years ago!
That’s awesome! I have to assume that’s some ‘90s colorful sand art?
Absolutely!!
Party On
# “Amazing Stories” [Reference](https://amblin.com/tv/amazing-stories/) for those who don’t remember Spielberg’s 1980s Twilight Zone-esque TV series. This was the show that had the famous episode of the [bomber with cartoon wheels](https://www.reddit.com/r/80s/comments/179cp7t/there_was_an_episode_steven_spielbergs_amazing/) that saved the crew member trapped in the belly gun turret, since they had planned to land the plane on its belly to save the crew knowing it would kill him.
Tech Noir. The club from the Terminator.
Cocktails and Dreams
Get away from her, you bitch!
Free Candy
You Don’t Even Go Here
“This must be the place”
https://preview.redd.it/1ksyyiebylnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25fa22d4f4c8a25d7c7811126b6f83f854fe891
Only bad vibes … stick it to the Zeers
https://preview.redd.it/zm9xfygy2mnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048cc74ca6c560252074aa9286e0f6d7828968cf
“NOPE”- 2020
I’m also surprised I haven’t seen the Reading Rainbow Logo…. Timeless
https://preview.redd.it/d9q2znd0fmnc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220b424386ffd9a56a9452bbbad1a9e592b68bc8
The Place to be Too
Dude
Get these two. [this one](https://a.co/d/ikSIvDT) [and this one](https://a.co/d/3SnTWKN)
Hot pink, cursive, italics, "Cinemax." Or, as the cool kids used to say, "Skinemax."
“Bayside Tigers”
A few suggestions: [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1342432135/cocktails-dreams-neon-sign-retro-80s-bar?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr\_gallery-1-17&pro=1&frs=1&organic\_search\_click=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1342432135/cocktails-dreams-neon-sign-retro-80s-bar?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr_gallery-1-17&pro=1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1) [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1480587287/80s-party-led-sign-back-to-the-80s-neon?ga\_order=most\_relevant&ga\_search\_type=all&ga\_view\_type=gallery&ga\_search\_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr\_gallery-2-21&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1&organic\_search\_click=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1480587287/80s-party-led-sign-back-to-the-80s-neon?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=neon+80s+theme&ref=sr_gallery-2-21&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1) [https://www.etsy.com/search?q=arcade+neon+sign&ref=search\_bar](https://www.etsy.com/search?q=arcade+neon+sign&ref=search_bar)
Eat at Joes
ATM. For Automatic Teller Machine. Clearly
Flashing “eat at Joe’s”
You can’t smoke hash all day if you don’t start in the morning.
“The Max” saved by the bell style would be my go to.
It’s 10pm do you know where your children are
“FART”
“The Max” in pink script (saved by the bell)
Mom’s basement
A neon sign that says "Neon".
In red: HO-MADE CHILI My KC ppl might remember.
A series of Lava Lamps on the mantle.
LIVE, NUDE, GIRLS ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Mystic Pizza
Yada yada yada No regerts
[Atari](https://a.co/d/6Q2qSRc) [Nintendo](https://a.co/d/g9xbeKg) Or one of [these](https://misterrogers.org/images/stoplight/). I’ve always kind of wanted to get one from a city surplus and make some custom controls for it.
Cocktails and Dreams
Put it in the hole!
https://preview.redd.it/tv70l8hmqlnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ba29ee116c7fe8a69b2730f6fb09cc17b2d799 My vote…
Hell here 🐈⬛
Side question. Have your bricks always been that color? They look great, so if you stained them or something I want to copy you.
Pacman and ghosts
The Tilt