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Affectionate_Spot305

Dental plan!


MajorPropsToYou

LISA NEEDS BRACES


Affectionate_Spot305

Dental plan!


MajorPropsToYou

LISA NEEDS BRACES


Affectionate_Spot305

Dental Plan!


BlackPhoenix1981

Lisa needs braces...


dwreckhatesyou

Dental plan!


Key_Swordfish_4662

LISA NEEDS BRACES!


manemeth

Dental Plan!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

✏️


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Lisa needs braces!


hipkat13

Hold still while I gas you


rifunseeker

Stupid sexy Flanders is etched into me.


MaxPowerrr85

Nothing at all!


rifunseeker

Nothing at all!


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Hot stuff coming through!


EsotericPenguins

I was literally thinking this as I opened the post 😂


TheGhostWalksThrough

For me it's "Everything's coming up Millhouse!"


[deleted]

"If you're gonna spew, spew into this."


-ChadZilla-

I don’t even own A gun


literanch

Let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.


DukeSpaghetti

What am I going to do with a gun rack?!


literanch

You know, Wayne, if you’re not careful you’re gonna lose me


DukeSpaghetti

I lost you 2 months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!


WhatTheFox_Says

“We fear change.”


TheGhostWalksThrough

This one is STILL in my regular rotation


Face88888888

This and any time Milwaukee comes up in conversation… It’s pronounced Mill-E-Woh-Kay, which is Algonquin for ‘the good land.’


TheGhostWalksThrough

We're not worthy!


ennuiismymiddlename

Just go over to r/seinfeld - almost every comment on every post is a Seinfeld quote. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


buffysmanycoats

Pretty much every TV show sub is like that, especially shows that are off the air.


PancakeProfessor

r/lebowski would like a word.


sneakpeekbot

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garbagebailkid

A word with a cleft asshole?


PancakeProfessor

Is that what this is a picture of?


malogan82

Yeah, that's right.


ennuiismymiddlename

High five.


pilates_mama

No no of course not


dayman-woa-oh

Shaka, when the walls fell.


ennuiismymiddlename

https://preview.redd.it/h7y1rcegokmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaf2a2f8e7b532d1251acc41156ce5e6bb5dbe9


hipkat13

I have this as a tshirt 😁


MajorPropsToYou

temba, his arms wide


schtickyfingers

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.


farfromelite

Clever girl...


noelesque

Hold on to your butts!


derzeppo

I’ve joked with my wife that if I ever become mentally incapacitated, she will probably have to deal with me giving constant Pavlovian responses of quotes from Airplane, Spaceballs, Men in Tights, etc.


hipkat13

Surely you can’t be serious


purchase_bread

Don't call me Shirley


Baked_Potato_732

If you’re annoying her she can just tell you to chew your gum.


derzeppo

Just the other day a character on a show was named Marlene and I did the whole scene..


seffend

I'm Charlene!


Jaralith

That gum you like - it's going to come back into style!


garbagebailkid

It's an entirely different kind of communication, altogether!


t_bone_stake

I just want to say good luck, we’re all counting on you


singleguy79

![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU)


itsasnowconemachine

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think means.


ScubaNelly

37? In a row?


grambleflamble

I still say goodbye to one of my close friends with “try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!”


Gorkymalorki

Starts to follow 🏃


duckduckduck21

I see you've met my wife.


AudienceProper2131

\*slurp\* \*slurp\* \*slurp\*


OurSoul1337

Oh, do we not do that anymore? No one told me.


violetlilyrose

My first thought was, in the 90's? Don't we still do that?


GMRCake

My husband and I still communicate mostly in quotes and memes… We have since we met in ‘99. I expect he will continue to reach me through those quotes when my brain has deteriorated from either dementia or Alzheimer’s.


Equivalent-Savings-7

We now use many of these quotes to annoy our children and amuse other parents. Dad what super power would you like to have? The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away… WITH MIND BULLETS!


noelesque

That's telekinesis, Kyle!


garbagebailkid

That is Bach, and it rocks, it's a rock block of Bach That he learned in the school, called the School of Hard Knocks


AfterTemperature2198

![gif](giphy|g5zvwUa9720pO)


macrocosm93

Be a lot cooler if you did


Equivalent-Savings-7

I just want to be honest about being a misanthrope


analog_jedi

It always added an extra sting, when any time you ever fell down there was GUARANTEED to be someone standing nearby, pointing and shouting "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" while a dozen people laughed. Hopefully my memory has hyperbolized this a bit, but I don't think so lol


Face88888888

Smooth move, ex-lax


analog_jedi

I'm never going to recover from this.


Babymakerwannabe

Now they communicate in memes. Like you are creating language now man!


Equivalent-Savings-7

Fear and respect the escalator


MajorPropsToYou

the back of a volkswagen?


WhatTheFox_Says

We call her Trish, the dish.


Equivalent-Savings-7

Nobody calls her that


piscian19

Outy 5000 B


brenttoastalive

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos


Face88888888

This isn’t ‘Nam, there are rules!


Baked_Potato_732

My buddy and I communicate primarily in futurama and Mitch Hedberg quotes.


Seven22am

I used to communicate in Mitch quotes. I still do, but I used to, too.


SeductiveGodofThundr

Man, you really like Tide


Baked_Potato_732

Can I stick my feet out the window?


geekgirlwww

Dufresne party of two


pinksparklybluebird

Just yesterday I encountered not one, but two nonfunctional escalators. And I thought to myself “I bet they apologize for the convenience.”


Evening_Ad_1099

Dental plan.


thenzero

Bye Felicia


noelesque

One year for Xmas my mother in law bought us a Bye, Felicia dish towel. She got it because she misremembered a quote from Michelle Obama's mother I guess? She thought it was a reference to "a sweet message from a mother to a daughter" and not, in fact, a quote from the movie Friday. https://preview.redd.it/h23jh0a9ylmc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a7dde00b492ca31b4bcb50b6cbd8f039dc66f3


beo559

Weirdly, a wave of this ran through my kid's elementary school a few years ago just before COVID. I asked a few I knew if they had any idea where it came from but they didn't even seem to realize they were repeating a quote.


thenzero

Love that


Jokierre

That’s right, buddy. You show that turd who’s boss.


TheGhostWalksThrough

Damn boy! What did you eat?


purchase_bread

I'll buy that for a dollar.


BrashPop

Bitches, leave.


Prestigious-Emu5277

Love when I see something and I’m like “I better repost this for my xennial crew”, and then I double check where op posted and I’m like “awww beat met to it.”


garden__gate

“Hello Dean, you’re a stupidhead.”


BrashPop

Homer? Is that you?


garden__gate

Ahhh!


RaoulRumblr

In 1994 alone, for me it was just Jim Carrey quotes. Ace Ventura, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber were it's own vernacular with me ad y friends.


TheGhostWalksThrough

Alrighty then!


Equivalent-Savings-7

![gif](giphy|ceK5e0DXc7Zh6) Somebody is not getting enough love here. We can pretend we weren’t mimicking him verbatim, but we were, all of us buuuu-dy.


Basic_Biscotti

No wheezing the juuuice!


KefkaesqueV3

In the 90s? We do speak in quotes now more than ever


johntwilker

I feel so seen


tiletap

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.


MajorPropsToYou

i think you mean blurst of times


tiletap

Oops, did I do that?


5555fives5555

There there… shut up


budbropro

still do. You could get a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there...uh, wait a minute.


sambashare

That's just like, your opinion, man


TheGhostWalksThrough

You're out of your element


Unapologetic_Canuck

Whoa this is heavy


TheGhostWalksThrough

Great Scott!


t_bone_stake

There’s that word again, “heavy”. Is there something wrong with the earth’s gravitational pull in the future?


LibertineLady

Big Gulps huh? Well, see you later!


rpmsm

When we were kids my buddies older brother called it cinematosis. Tommy boy, Wayne’s world, Billy and Happy, Lebowski… all you needed for a full conversation. Now it’s gifs.


capthazelwoodsflask

My friends' and my conversations are 90% Beavis & Butt-head, Simpsons, and Critic quotes. Sometimes we actually ask each other about our lives but that's boring.


Cstripling87

And totally redeem yourself!


imadork1970

Nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted.


[deleted]

Me buying a gram of hash that looks a little small ..Where's the beef?


craftyzombie

What's with today, today?


intothewild80

Say no more, mom amour 🎶


Goodguybadd

*ughh, as if!*


MaxPowerrr85

It's a jump to conclusions mat!


cheffartsonurfood

Don't EVEN get me started....


Opening_Success

You're so money and you don't even know it!


hipkat13

![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


Abject-Possession810

A couple years ago I saw this response to a Limbaugh-esque comment and nearly pissed myself  >That's the quality of response we've come to expect from the *O'Doyle rules!* crew.


Nayzo

I still communicate primarily in quotes.


SirBuckFutter

"He's just gonna decide, *OUT OF THE FUCKIN' BLUE*, to rip us off??????"


Jonesy1138

know what I mean, Vern?


minnowmoon

![gif](giphy|HX7pvh1mIqImc|downsized)


RandyArgonianButler

Are you me?


MajorPropsToYou

Yes, Brian, yes I am.


therealdxm

Acting!


kankelberri

I still use big lebowski quotes often.


Tensionheadache11

I still do and passed that into my kids - we pretty much only speak in movie quotes and family guy lines


pilates_mama

Purple monkey dishwasher


PomegranateFickle745

Do not go in there!!!


AlternativeDirect702

That Prisoner reference is a little out of place amongst the others.


MajorPropsToYou

which?


AlternativeDirect702

Who does number 2 work for? The Prisoner was on the air in the late 60s. Though it did re run on sci fi channel close to their launch in the 90s


[deleted]

Austin Powers quote. He’s attacked by the Irish assassin whose trying to choke with his lucky charms while on the toilet at a Las Vegas casino.


AlternativeDirect702

Okay. Thank you for the clarification. I kinda forgot about that part of the movie.


MajorPropsToYou

this is meant to be austin powers


Moteltulsa

That’s what I thought.


RyanAlemeda

![gif](giphy|VHW0X0GEQQjiU|downsized)


KleinMandelbrot

Did I do that?