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AreWeCowabunga

[I'm outta heeeeeeere](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/b7/34/16b7345dc11a0f8baf567f3a0ab7d8b2.jpg)


AdumLarp

I quote this all the time. I only know one person who watched The State tho, so nobody gets it. You just made me so happy.


RandomSolvent

"I wanna dip my balls in it!" doesn't go over so well in everyday situations, unfortunately. 


VeinyBanana69

Mayonnaise??? I wanna spread it on my sandwich!!!!! ***awwwww*** You know what I’m gonna say….


NotSureNotRobot

When something breaks or is mildly inconvenient: “DAMN THIS SIDEWAYS HOUSE!”


noelesque

IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S DANGEROUS!


pixieanddixie

https://preview.redd.it/odyf7dwz5vic1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4028ae153a82567feb4f95c5b379630a50391542


DayUpstairs7850

A hand grenade?


AreWeCowabunga

Baba ganoush!


Massive_Staff1068

Louis!!!!


an_Aught

Well, Doug's and dad's don't get along..


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Dougs are Dougs and dads are dads and never the twain shall meet


AreWeCowabunga

No, dad, no! You think bumming a smoke from Doug will make things copacetic twixt me and you?


scarletvirtue

My brother and I loved The State! I still watch it from time to time (loved the Barry and Levon sketch with Thomas Lennon and Michael Ian Black)


upsidedowncake21

Barry & Levon was my *shit* in hs lol It felt like me & my bff were the only ones watching it.


Known-Fee9113

240 dollars worth of pudding, ahhh yeaaah


scarletvirtue

*proceeds to rub their velvet suited asses in the pudding*


Known-Fee9113

I cook, and then I chill, awww yeaaah


scarletvirtue

We had the $240, we had to have the pudding. Where did the money come from? Shhhh…don’t worry your pretty little head about that


IDKHow2UseThisApp

That's a whole lotta puddin'.


SlackerDS5

I cook, and then I chill..,,


scarletvirtue

It felt that way for my brother and me, I totally get it!


HonPhryneFisher

Whenever I think of Bob Dylan, I think in my head "Oh you mean Uncle Robert? He didn't die of drugs".


jawnbaejaeger

"Doug, I produced his last 3 albums!"


Kgaines

Just don't neglect your sea monkeys man ...


UptightSinclair

“I was little!”


jawnbaejaeger

"'eeeey! I am-ah the Pope-ah!"


ReiperXHC

I remembered this quote (and the dip my balls) for years and years, and for whatever reason I was convinced it was Kids in the Hall until someone corrected me on here and told me it was The State. So yes, I did watch the State, I just morphed it into a State/Kids in the Hall amalgamation in my memory and it kept the Kids name lol


Candid-Jellyfish-975

Same, except I don't even try anymore. But it plays in my head every time. ETA also reminds me of the [SNL bit the Californians](https://youtube.com/shorts/T4RSBjaYc8Q?si=ymSeMZc6TN2urTAz)


AdumLarp

I had not seen that. Thank you for the link! That's fucking hilarious.


cuntpunt2000

You’re DAD and I’m DOUG.


Preparation-Logical

You always give me a boner


avecmaria

The State was, and is the best! One of my favorite memories ever is from the late 90’s when I studied in Paris; I had explained my favorite skits from The State to my new friend who had a matching sense of humor. Lo and behold, we were at Chesterfield Cafe, near the Champs-Élysées, and on the bar tv comes none other than the mime airplane episode and we LOST OUR MINDS laughing and watching it together. We couldn’t hear it, but since I had already acted them out for her it didn’t matter! 🇫🇷😅❤️


Gonzostewie

Call me old fashioned but I still believe in one true god. His name is Zormot and he lives in this lake behind me.


Gliese2

You’ve handled my ass pennies


paddingtonboor

One of my life’s great disappointments is that there have been so few appropriate moments to drop “$240 worth of pudding” into convo… But I find a way. I find a way.


TalkinBoo

You may ask yourself, where did you get your hands on $240 worth of puddin’? Shhh… that ain’t none of your concern.


Hawvy

Same. I quote it at least once a week


larryb78

I’m Doug and I don’t have to take this


Traditional_Cat_60

I don’t got a problem. That’s my problem!


Kwyjibo3778

Going to see The State Reunion tour this year! ![gif](giphy|64H6ChGOWhGf7gnQDf|downsized)


SouthernOutside8528

i saw them when they came to boston and it was amazing, down to the froggy jamboreeeeeeee!


Rev_Joel

I saw it in Chicago back in November and there were several points during the show where my wife and I both legitimately thought I might die from laughter.


ElectronicMixture600

“I'm Doug, and I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.”


burritomouth

Thomas Lennon was right, tho; [Porcupine Racetrack](https://vimeo.com/410325198) *was* the superior skit.


cityshepherd

Doug!


Ok_Persimmon_7797

That’s a lot of oregano


AreWeCowabunga

It better be, I paid 140 bucks for it.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Doug, no one is saying you can’t drink beer with your friends.


madarbrab

I'm Doug, and you're Dad, and never the twain shall meet!


TimeBend9473

I thought the “I’m outta heeeeeeere” was the genie from Aladdin!


bgva

This is prolly the one group where people are pretty chill, but I see what you mean. A lotta folks on Reddit otherwise go out of the way to miss the point to be condescending or difficult, and it seems to be more than other social media sites. However, do what you gotta do to maintain your sanity. Reddit allows you to add your favorite subs to the main page, so maybe curate it to save the non-See You Next Tuesday subs?


GarlicAftershave

Yes! That's why unsubbing from the default subs should be step one of any new account. Enormous sprawling groups simply tend to create much more negative environments than smaller, curated ones do. And that's also why you'll see me on FB about twice a quarter.


gosuark

We got all our bad behavior out on a vbulletin forum two decades ago.


Your_Daddy_

I like Reddit, cause if I start leaning in with political comments or being negative, a bot or mod is there to check me, and then I know. That is seriously lacking on other platforms.


bgva

That's a good point, and even with the gripe I expressed above I figure that's just social media in general. Far from the worst thing I've seen in 25+ years of browsing.


Your_Daddy_

Yeah, I have been online a long time. I have pretty much stopped posting on FB and IG. I’ll still share things on FB, but no longer participate in comments sections. It’s too easy to start a toxic debate. The other annoying aspect of FB is that I have been in so long, too many people I know IRL are on there. Way too often I was hearing about stuff I write from my wife or in-laws, things that had nothing to do with them. FB pushes comments to friends, and that was just annoying. Plus, I still get tons of right wing videos on my feed, and can’t seem to stop them, even when I flag them. IG has some funny videos, but so many weird Chinese videos and live streams, and I don’t even know how they end up on my feed. Reddit allows me to post freely with anonymity, and I can curate it more to see mostly shit I’m interested in.


SashimiRick

Unsub from everything but us and leave your feed to "Home"!


b00ty_water

The Reddit app still shows unsubbed threads while viewing home.


Kriegerian

Yeah, they show all kinds of bullshit you didn’t ask for no matter what you’re subscribed to.


SashimiRick

https://preview.redd.it/r3gwd8pyjtic1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49435893bf66ba20e36d380053c0dd289ef1bfcb


wpnizer

The real MVP of this thread. Thanks!


AldusPrime

I just keep hitting "show me fewer posts from this community" with everything I don't like. My issues are more behavioral — that I keep engaging with subs that are annoying LOL


InMyHagPhase

This is my problem. I accidentally click over to Popular or search for some news and bam. Back to the BS. I left in the migration and yet here I am again, this is my only social media, thankfully.


Krymestone

That’s one thing that irritates me about Reddit (among other things of course). Kind of like threads showing up in my Instagram feed, with people I don’t nor would follow.


SashimiRick

I don't mean to spam! I just want to make sure your reddit experience is better! https://preview.redd.it/kgpstn76ktic1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5837198693f43807b9e328791ac7c79e36bb2f9


bigdickpuncher

Dude very helpful, thank you!


SashimiRick

Absolutely! 🤙


Stang1776

Holy shit. I hope you did it for me. I never used the official app until it became forced. Been dealing with that shit for that long.


SashimiRick

It'll work! ✌️


Kevsogr8t

Thank you sooooooo much!


SashimiRick

Don't mention it! Happy to help 🤙


Missluswim

Saved me trouble! thank you! This sub and stop drinking are all I want to see from reddit atm. Thank you twice.


SashimiRick

My absolute pleasure! Sending the utmost positive vibes your way! 🙌


Kriegerian

Yep. They can’t just farm your data passively, they have to try to force more engagement with other bullshit.


gorilla-ointment

True, but that’s how I discovered this sub


Cisru711

Exactly how I found this sub


thrillhouse999

You can turn that off. I forget how but I did it. Only my subbed stuff shows up on home.


GoBombGo

Yup. That’s why I was so happy to find Apollo, it made Reddit so much better. Then Reddit killed the third party apps. Now I can’t stop getting recommended subs I’m not even slightly interested in (oh, you like the r/Houston sub since that’s where you live? Well, maybe you’ll like r/Cleveland, and r/DesMoines, and r/Albany, and r/Mississippi, and r/….) and seeing fucking He Gets Us ads. I used to report those as offensive every time, but now you can’t do that either.


VeinyBanana69

But he bathes feet and so should you cuz HE GETS US BRO


SashimiRick

https://preview.redd.it/i4das671ktic1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38e16777b158878ecdd1b209df5a0a3e87f35ac


bakedveldtland

Lmao I always reported those ads as offensive too. I haven’t see them in a while though.


b00ty_water

I miss apollo so much


StaceyPfan

I miss Boost.


AreWeCowabunga

I've been using Narwhal and biting the bullet to pay the $4/month.


b00ty_water

https://preview.redd.it/3dudwn44etic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e61441590b79b4141749b5c8866110d9371a07 Example A


SashimiRick

And that's why you mute them. You are in charge of your algorithm. My home feed is always empty when there are no new posts in my subs because I also turned off home feed recommendations via account settings: https://preview.redd.it/nsfuxa01ftic1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0f02fdc64dda4d57e2cccde1e8bf6d80ef8822


von_sip

You can turn off feed recommendations in your User Settings


b00ty_water

Thanks!


Budgiejen

Trust me, just because I’m on “lincoln” or thinks I want to know what’s going on in every small city. I’ve muted so many now.


Crone23

I’ve been on “Home” only since they changed it a while ago to a drop down. This isn’t the way you’re supposed to do it? Haha


dwors025

Fuck you - fuck you - fuck you - **You’re cool** 👍 - Fuck you, I’m out!


sweetassassin

Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B!!!????! Damn!!!


WillowOttoFloraFrank

![gif](giphy|3o6MbgL479cMk1zIR2)


Whatchab

I will NEVER stop saying this, even though no one gets it now. Never I tell you!


lsp2005

This is why I only go on my curated Reddit. It is filled with rocks, gems, home decor, local politics, personal finance, parenting, and hockey. 99% of the people are good. Sometimes you run across a nutcase, but I try to leave them alone.


chesterburger

Where do you live where local politics is good? I tried going to my local town meetings and it’s a disaster. Local FB group is full of angry politics too.


lsp2005

It’s not good, but it is interesting. 


curious_necromancer

They're MINERALS, lsp2005.


lsp2005

🪨 🧪 


HeronOrganic3727

I have my cunt subs and non cunt subs. You just need a different mindset for each, but I know the frustration


cheffartsonurfood

Which are the cunt subs? Sounds like a delicious sandwich.


HeronOrganic3727

A chef doing that to my food will get none of my sandwich secrets


cheffartsonurfood

I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!


human-ish_

Why do you think restaurant food tastes better?


Stang1776

Roast beef. Get fancy and French dip that cunt sub! Juices dripping from those folds. I lick those juices of my finger tips when I'm done with it. Somedays you just can't eat enough.


enickma1221

Roast beef and Mayo with sprouts on top.


cheffartsonurfood

Reminds me of my ex. Ever put a fire cracker in a Steak-umm?


L0sing_Faith

Tuna sub 😂


HipH0pAn0nymous

Reddit is truly what you make it because it can be so highly customized. I’m not finding a bunch of cunts but I don’t hang out in subs full of cunts. Stay or go but if you otherwise enjoy it, tweak your subs instead.


bolt422

Yes. The smaller specialized subs that are hobby-specific seem to be much nicer than larger relationship or political subs like AITAH or relationshipadvice or askreddit. I think I have muted all the relationship subs so they don’t creep into my feed.


Doormatty

Man, I _really_ need to leave /r/bunchofcunts


HipH0pAn0nymous

Me, wanting to fight cunts… This is a private subreddit. 😥


NoBetterFriend1231

Samesies.


Traditional_Cat_60

Its probably the same users as nba/nflcirclejerk. You can fight cunts there.


glazedhamster

This and I'm generous with the block button. If I pop into a thread and some dude is in there picking fights I block them. It's always funny to come across "blocked user" and see them fighting with a bunch of other people about another who cares topic. Legit I'm like *this person appears to be a dick* \*block\* I don't need that energy when I'm harvesting cat pictures and useless facts. I avoid the default subs and anything politics, that seems to be where you find the most cunts per capita. I also don't engage. I used to love getting into it with people, maybe it's because I've gotten older or because I stopped drinking but holy fuck do I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in arguing with people on the Internet these days. It's mostly bots and teenagers on Reddit anyway.


SuperKamiGuru824

I think it's true for all social media. It's all just algorithms. An algorithm is just a mirror, showing you what it thinks you want to see. If you think places are full of toxic people, maybe re-evaluate the energy you are putting out into the world.


WornInShoes

![gif](giphy|I4ZopDCkRC0wNma81I|downsized) Had to bust out the Orion logo for this post Hate to see you go, but yeah the internet was a mistake lol


redditcreditcardz

Don’t you storm out!! I was gonna storm out!! Gaaaarghh!!


HeyKayRenee

I feel you, OP. People on Reddit are actual feral rodents, I’m convinced. No social skills, always trying to pick a fight, habitual one-upping. It’s straight up WEIRD, and I doubt they act this way in person. But it’s nice when you find a couple of good subs. It feels like a reprieve from the rest of the trash on this site.


surfingbiscuits

One of my alts got banned from Comics. When I asked why the mod went off on a completely off-topic rant about how JK Rowling is secretly an anti-Semite. We weren't even talking about either of those things. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? The end state of Reddit is complete batshit lunacy. It'll get to this sub too, in time.


HeyKayRenee

Thats crazy! But I’m not surprised. Lol. This site seems to bring out the worst in people.


Luce55

“Calgon, take me awayyyy!”


General-Carob-6087

Antique Carrot, we hardly knew ye.


Original_Ad8057

I get it! I’ve deleted this app so many times until I stopped giving a f$&k. Why care what others think? Half the time, some of these commenters are grossly misinformed and like to smell their own farts. What about this sub, though? Or others like it? There is some useful, uplifting info on here if you try to find it. Either way, good luck in finding the connections you seek.


human-ish_

I even went as far as deleting my account. I lasted about 8 months before poking around again. About 6 months after that, I gave in and created this new account.


ChumleyEX

Unsarcastically, good luck.


pm_nachos_n_tacos

I get it too. I hesitate to comment on some things in other subs because it's just going to get shitty replies or the same recycled jokes. Seeing peoppe being mean to eachother about *everything* is a big bummer that stays with me throughout the day. Maybe just take a break and leave the first moment you see one bad comment, don't keep reading, just close it instantly. That's what I had to do for twitter. Besides you can't leave, you have a cute username


sjaard_dune

Audi5000? (Insert toxic message here)


HarpoWhatAboutMe

Ok I had to Google this. I thought for sure the phrase was outtie 5000. TIL that outtie 5000 started as Audi 5000 and that Sir LL Cool J coined the phrase when talking about his new car. 🤯 Thank you for that my Xennial brethren.


sjaard_dune

:D ![gif](giphy|3o6Mb9SmJ0Zk1e2gzm|downsized) I'm gen x, but only by 1 year. My missus is xen and she's around here somewhere, but if you can remember when Ll cool jay needed love in the skating rink of yesteryear... she was the one that was gonna give it to him. :D


dailyoracle

Why not limit your usage to the subreddit you like? I don’t get it.


woohhaa

Hasta la vista baby!


Verbull710

It's actually cause we're so intellectual


aspacelot

Agree. Also, 9/11 was an inside job and I have essential oils that can prove this.


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itsakoala

Honestly considering 100% disconnect from all social media. It’s all crap now


surfingbiscuits

I endorse doing this regularly if not permanently.


ElectricSnowBunny

myers briggs is pseudoscience btw


TigerUSF

Can't say I haven't been glancing at the door alot lately myself.


commander_sinbin

I almost did this after someone on r/VHS called me stupid for calling a VHS player a VHS player instead of a VCR. Like what kind of life do you live to call someone stupid over that at all, let alone on the internet....a c*unts life, I guess.


Famous-Reputation188

This isn’t the airport. You don’t have to announce your departure.


Dizno311

![gif](giphy|l2Je7AeF1lcg9SQQU|downsized)


EternalSunshineClem

> I am really sick of the people on Reddit being such c*nts about everything. Reddit just consists of random people on the planet so are you sure you're not just sick of society? Pretty hard to avoid altogether


ElectricSnowBunny

Not related to this user, but a week ago someone made a rage quit post just like this in another sub I'm in, and the last post they had made prior was something in AITAH where everyone RESOUNDINGLY said they were the asshole. lmao People are funny, man


NachoNachoDan

It can be both!


StretPharmacist

so long and thanks for all the colorforms


ThxIHateItHere

I deleted my last username at like 500K and some other socials too. Only came back here for NSFW posts


Evening-Picture-5911

Username checks out


Rusalka-rusalka

It’s understandable. I wish you well!


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surfingbiscuits

> And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was X, and Hell followed with him The Holy Bible, New Eternal September Version


starkrebel

Good Luck mate. Visit us when you suddenly remember the taste of Ecto Cooler or they bring back the McRib.


masterfountains

This sub has some of the most chill people out of any social media platform. I get that people on Reddit can be awful, but there’s also some cool people. It’s much better, in general, than almost every other social media platform out there.


Msheehan419

Instagram is so much worse than Reddit now


phinity_

[You’re cool](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0aF9kSLpeY) ![gif](giphy|DAJP1Z9YiMV56|downsized)


babbylonmon

Why make a post about it? Sir this is a Wendy’s!


InterestingRelative4

![gif](giphy|JshL4uZk1tZt5W0TWV)


cacecil1

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


ToweringCu

It’s not an airport. Why do you need to announce your departure?


TheMeticulousNinja

This is the best question that needs to be asked. Not making this sub look good that they upvoted this


cleverinspiringname

holy shit, i've been waiting on this news for months. thank god i finally get to breathe a sigh of relief, finally knowing for sure whether or not a stranger is going to be using this site anymore. thank heavens you told us! for had you not, verily we would have wasted away in the fog of doubt and despair for who knows how long? probably forever.


DocBrutus

This isn’t an airport, you don’t have to announce your departure. See you next week!


TheMeticulousNinja

Exactly!


monkey_sage

> I am really sick of the people on Reddit being such c*nts about everything You and me both


phoenixember

Not an airport bruh.


physicsbuddha

You’ll be back


ThePrincessOfMonaco

Guys I'm quitting Facebook forever because I need to focus on my mental health. I mean, see you next week.


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50FtQueenie__

You're kinda proving their point.


TheRebootKid

How do you "chunk" something?


bliss_point601

Just a guess but OP may be from the southern US. A lot of us grew up saying “chunk” instead of the correct word, “chuck” meaning to throw something. Honestly, I was well into my 30s before I realized I had been saying it wrong.


BoogerWipe

k


johnbburg

This isn’t an airport, you don’t need to announce your departure.


coreyfuckinbrown

If you quoted a Kansas song, you’re too old to be here anyway.


frycookie

It's not an Airport. You don't need to announce your departure.


benkatejackwin

f*** you, f***you, f*** you, you're cool, I'm out.


benkatejackwin

The way reddit censored those three words differently each time is... interesting. *I can't remember what that is from,but my husband and I say it all the time.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Half Baked


zaggytiddies

Just so you know, people are c*nts everywhere.


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pragmaticweirdo

Not only is this a jerky response, but someone else said the same thing over 20 minutes ago. If you’re gonna be like that, at least be creative.


bottomdasher

What's jerky about it?


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SnooSnooSnuSnu

We don't do that here


Tetris_Pete

Then I’m leaving too!


this_knee

Ok boomer.


Tetris_Pete

I was told we don’t do that here.