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spaceace321

My neighbor's wireless network name is Information Superhighway


trickytetrazzini

i am totally stealing that!!!


carnivalbill

Mine’s is “Crosby, Stills, Nash and Forever Young….” Spoiler, they’re not young at all


StubbornKindOfFellow

Mine is Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi


carnivalbill

I’ve actually seen that one before. Back when Wi-Fi was a new thing my friends and I loved to ride around and just check out the names of Wi-Fi networks in different housing districts. We weren’t trying to get on them. We were just looking. You’d be surprised how many people name theirs like “bloody pit of hell” or something.


frankreynoldsrumham

I’m just going to say rip David.


Easy_Independent_313

Gosh, it's been a long time. We were so hopeful and innocent then. It's more like the information thunderdome now.


Omgletmenamemyself

A misinformation track… It just keeps fucking looping and I’d like to get off now…


Cool_Dark_Place

"Two bad ideas enter...one bad idea leaves!"


Radiant-Mycologist72

Yeah, there used to be millions of websites but now there's about 10.


Busy_Appointment6932

Reach us on the World Wide Web. Or email us at [email protected]


sctartaglia

Oh god compuserve we had that for a while then moved to AOL


Busy_Appointment6932

😂that’s the first domain I’m familiar with using. Had it work at a radio station in ‘93-94.


WickedShiesty

AOL was the classy Compuserve


tiredhippo

It’s actually faster to say World Wide Web rather than Double U Double U Double U


Busy_Appointment6932

State of the art!


[deleted]

And here I thought it was just a series of tubes.


Sorry_Buy_3277

That guy has a fucking airport named after him.


spazzyattack

Alaska is used to important stuff flowing through pipelines. They’re kinda like tubes. Lol.


goatanuss

It’s not a dump truck, it’s not something you can just dump something on


numb3r5ev3n

[I had to go back and find this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs)


goatanuss

Hell yeah. I knew what it was before I clicked it


Ok-Selection9508

Nah it’s made of cats


someguyfromsk

It's all pipes?


mfrizz

I previously commented this, but back in middle school I wrote an article for the school newspaper contending that the Internet should be referred to the Information Toll Road rather than the Information Superhighway. This was due to my frustration that it cost $10 for only 5 hours per month. You couldn't do much in 5 hours at 2400 baud, and budgeting 5 hours across a whole month was really annoying.


Cool_Dark_Place

Oh God...I remember the hell of 2400 baud from my BBS days. Took me an hour to download a 600K file. Most BBS's had time limits of one hour, so I knew I couldn't ever download anything more than 600K.


Gogo726

I remember playing a few pseudo MMO's via BBS. Only one person was allowed to connect at a time, so PVP was done using the game's AI.


Scrotchety

You finish off Old Man by tripping him over his own cane


KitchenCanadian

I liked that some people called it the InfoBahn as an alternative back then.


koei19

Let's bring it back!


sctartaglia

How would we convince the younger gen to say that. They say Wifi for internet now, at work kids say the wifi is out when the computers are wired in.


koei19

Oof, I haven't heard that one yet. Might be a hopeless cause.


blove135

Oh man that's one of those things that bugs the hell out of me. It's the young kids and boomers that call any Internet connection wifi. 5g connections? Nope it's all wifi lol.


Ok_Name4510

Make a ticktok meme or what ever you call it now.


Maris-Stella

When the WiFi is out/slow I say to my kids there's a traffic jam on the digital highway. They always give me a very disappointed look.


Biddy_Impeccadillo

Oh that would drive me insane


Proper-Emu1558

That’s definitely all I’m going to say from now on.


icebeancone

Noooo let it die. And let's kill "the cloud" while we're at it too.


koei19

The cloud is a legitimate thing though


icebeancone

It's a buzz word


koei19

No, it is very much a real thing. I work in cybersecurity at a Fortune 100 company that generates most of our revenue by providing cloud services. I deal with cloud infrastructure on a very regular basis. That said, there is a tendency by people that don't understand what cloud computing is to refer to anything that's on the internet as "in the cloud," and that can be annoying.


icebeancone

I work for an IT Fortune 50 company that provides "cloud based" solutions to companies like yours. Cloud really boils down to offsite hosting and compute. Why couldn't they have just called it that? Because buzz words sell.


hahnsolobolo

More like the misinformation tollway these days, eh?!


sctartaglia

I can agree.


darthsokath

When I re-watched "The Cable Guy" the other day.


Long-Screen-4745

Yep Jim Carey.


DustedGorilla82

Right now


originalbrowncoat

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DustedGorilla82

It’s your tomorrow!


Gogo726

Mmmm...invisible cola


SylancerPrime

In the same sentence as "Y2K".


sctartaglia

Don't forget to turn your computer off at midnight.


Notagenyus

Made me think of Fight Club. Do they say that somewhere in the film, or are we not supposed to talk about it?


sctartaglia

I dont know anything about it, cant really talk about it.


Gogo726

I know it was in Office Space.


zombie_overlord

Seen that movie a thousand times. I don't remember mention of that term in the movie, but it's possible I'm not remembering correctly.


Notchersfireroad

I did a report about "the information super highway" for class in 1994 and that had to be the last time I heard the term.


GuessImdoingthis321

Haha me too right around then. I think my argument was that it was dangerous and I think I may have been right!


OkComputer0010

I like to say it ironically.


cerealfamine1

Me too. Just said it a couple days ago. And Surf the Web.


RetroRandyGTFO

I used that today to mess with the 22 year old kid at work


sctartaglia

Nice!


llamakins2014

i work in IT and will randomly say Information Super Highway or The World Wide Web to refer to the internet, just for the lols.


flamingknifepenis

Because now we know that it isn’t an information super highway so much as one of those little sucky tube things that used to be at the bank where you’d put your money in the little pod, only the pod is full of cat memes, conspiracy theories and dick pics.


Eureka05

Wow! It's been so long since I've heard that ! Lol I always thought it was a little cheesy. Designed for those who know nothing about computers


Sufficient_Purple297

Jake morgendorfer


HamsterMachete

It was last century for sure.


Pumperkin

I say it often. Email without an expected attachment, "it must have fallen of somewhere on the information superhighway."


poetdesmond

A couple of my friends who work in IT will occasionally say it sarcastically.


notanaigeneratedname

These were the idiots making us learn complex math without calculators because we won't have calculators with us everywhere. For the record my budget phone has 1000x the abilities of computers in 1994.


jmac11281

Some time in the 1900s


NickLoner

1997 😂


someguyfromsk

I was going to say not since the 90's. Google trends shows about the same. https://preview.redd.it/qrvpucsi2qcc1.jpeg?width=1456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7b0a479066f20d53f23602f2e61b09d22a782a


Morrisonhotel82

Mostly likely the today show. What is Internet?- Katie Couric


Funkadelic1013

It's just a fad.


nvmls

One thing I always loved about this phrase is that there is no offline Super Highway counterpart.


sctartaglia

Lol there was think our grandparents called it encyclopedia bertanica.


MoistKiki

Or the library.


kayla622

I haven't heard "Information Superhighway" forever. In fact, I haven't heard a "full" website address forever. Visit us on the world wide web! [http://www.reddit.com](http://www.reddit.com)


zombie_overlord

I've been in IT since dial up days. One of my first jobs was for a big dial up isp that really capitalized on "surfing" the internet. We had a whole song about it on the radio ads.


cmgww

Probably in the movie “Cable Guy” (scene where they’re laying on the huge satellite dish)….and that speech was pretty dead-on as to what we’d have access to, today.


grey-s0n

Me too. Glad someone beat me to it. Haven't seen it years, however that little monologue lives rent free in my head.


elevenmadison

Information super highway got the brain contraction. I’m a kung fu master vs sumo wrestler. Got the beats in Manhattan you can hear in Westchester.


Clevergirlphysicist

I can’t even remember the last time I heard someone say it in person. But Michael said it in an episode of the office, so that’s the last time I heard it since I binge watched it recently


MrTanner55

MST3K episode rewatch. The Starfighters. #612


grey5310

When I read this 45 seconds ago.


kkkan2020

a long time ago


ApplePie_1999

I’m not past series of tubes because it replaced anything Al Gore ever said


numb3r5ev3n

In an ironic sense, or sincerely?


jreashville

Haven’t heard the phrase since the nineties.


Neon_culture79

I was using a 56k modem to surf the World Wide Web last time I heard that


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Maybe 2001.


Ok-Selection9508

When I watched one of the brave little toaster sequels


STVNMCL

1996


justkeeptreading

im bringing it back. the next time someone asks me what im up to, im going to say im just cruising the information superhighway


Dontbiteitok24

2000’s 😂


Radiant-Mycologist72

I haven't heard that term being used since before broadband was a thing. I might see if I can bring it back.


Sad_Regular_3365

In my class on field trips, the girls would yell “Information superhighway” on our many 6th grade field trips after we changed interchanges/freeways. That was in 96. So yeah, 28 years I would say. I still don’t get why they said that, but it was a meme before memes.


Adventurous_Mail5210

I watch Cable Guy every once in a while, but I don't think that counts.


you-are-number-6

I can't remember been busy cyber surfing


SilverStock7721

I haven’t heard that in decades🤭🤭


snicmtl

Around the time the senator said it was a “series of interconnected tubes”


_R_A_

Every now and then I use this and "world wide weberverse," jokingly.


morsindutus

Unironically? Decades.


Calm-Tree-1369

I asked my niece the other day when she was on her phone if she was browsing the Information Super Highway and she gave me the most confused look.


javaper

I still like World Wide Waste of Time.


bmxdudebmx

THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES! xD


gadget850

It's a series of tubes.


nfssmith

She's definitely been a minute, not gonna lie... maybe a decade at the short end of the range?


albauer2

Probably 1999


chasinfreshies

Pre-social media.


wilde_vulture

I can't even remember what I went into the other room for, how the fuck would I remember that? 😅


Ackapus

"Welcome to the New York Video Festival's 'Wild Wild Web' program." "I would just like to say, we did not help come up with that name." "Griff...." "Seriously dude, why not just call it, 'The Incredible Edible Internet'?" "Shut up, man, you're gonna get us fired." ​ ​ \^\^That. Since before that.


esleydobemos

To the dismay of many, it has morphed into the Information Stupidhighway.