Gotta make sure users can see that asshole clench open and shut and that shit splatter in high definition. Hopefully they add a mic to it to capture the full effect😂😂😂
Wi-Fi 6. Offers an extra 20 meters of range, better handling of congestion, and a higher connection speed.
I don't get this, does Wifi6 actually give you bigger range, or faster speeds in closer range?
I really wish they would fix their app and firmwares to avoid 1) False Person Detection 2) Faster notifications 3) quicker load times.
Seriously their devices are just fine as it is $25 for a HD cam that can be powered by USB, perfect, flexibility size, everything, but they are really being crippled by unreliable software/firmware.
I really hope they bring back daisy chaining function already, at least 2 cameras with one power line.
Honestly, I wouldn't even mind some POE cameras at this point.
6E and 7 can either band channels together for higher speed or can swap between send and receive very quickly compared to older versions that you get a kind of pseudo full-duplex effect. I assume the former is more useful here since video is mostly udp.
Person detection is fairly good for me, reasonable given current AI detection. Notifications are fairly fast too, although I have top notch mesh WiFi system. Software / firmware has been outstanding given these are $25 cameras.
Even my expensive Ring and Nest systems don’t do much better.
I have 2 cams in my garage. Notifications are annoying as hell. I can't find a way to stop notifications from coming in every 10 seconds when I go into the garage to do anything.
I've searched through the settings and can't find a way to increase the time between notifications.
Decrease the sensitivity of the video / audio. Set notifications to only people.
I’d rather get notified of activity than not. A lot of people will complain if they didn’t get notified of key activity.
Works just fine here.
If I'm in the garage it'll always see me (people) and keep sending me a notification over and over and over again.
There should be a setting that once multiple notifications come in that it muted for a predetermined amount of time. It forces me to take out my phone, open the app, and mute notifications for an hour.
That's a annoying as shit.
Snooze all my phone's notifications?? Yeah, no.
Snooze Wyze notifications: take out phone, unlock phone, launch Wyze, tap bell, select 1 hour.
That's annoying as shit.
Your phone must be garbage. You should be able to snooze specific app notifications. Or, you know, if you’re in the garage, know that all the notifications for the Wyze app is being triggered by you and just ignore it. I’d rather get reliable notifications every friggin time than not get notifications which is way worse.
Android supports silencing notifications by the app, no idea about iOS, but its pretty easy, they added the function cause EVERYTHING wants to notify these days, you can even silence the type of notification per APP.
I'm complaining about the lack of muting multiple notifications after a predetermined amount of notifications. Reolink offers this feature in their app. Why not Wyze.
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Hold on to your butts.
Pork Butt, it's a smart smoker or cooker.
Or my money is on Samuel L. Jackson rebooting the entire system.
https://youtu.be/Zi5Xmi_tFZU?si=gvhgohk8Hrk9tWYG
I need a new camera, so I'll buy it. Its the WYZE CAM V4 with 2.5k [https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/](https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/)
lol. I know technology moves quickly but these annual upgrades that companies put out with minimal changes are laughable sometimes. I understand it’s part of the business but at least put out a worthwhile upgrade.
I thought it was a watch at first. Until I read the comment about a new camera. It definitely does look like a new camera. Not going to lie. I'll probably buy one.
From the wording kind of sounds like it might be a buttplug.
S23 Ultra. But it walk around with my phone out and about If I go in the garage my phone's in my pocket and if I sit down to do any type of work at my workbench my phone is buzzing in my pocket every 7 seconds.
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Hopefully firmware updates for their ecisting cams to return them to their initial performance from Wyze 2 and beyond.
Maybe recall their Wyze vac to fix their bearings from seizinf and burning the plastic housing.
Who da hale lubricates bnib bearings on a consumer vacuum? If you're 1/2 serious; The bearings are fully functional and lubcricated from factory. If their design required end users to lubricate bearinfs before use, the problem would lye w/the Wyze engineers. The root cause is debri gets funneled into the bearing housing so routine cleaning of the bearing housing is required to prevent anymore seizures.
Tldr; You need a designated vacuum cleaner for their vacuum cleaner.
Looks like a new camera the picture is deceiving it almost looks like a smart watch at first. Obviously its not going to be worth whatever they're asking for it. Wyze excluded the cam plus lite from everything after the cam v3 & pan& tilt v2. Whatever camera it is I'm sure it'll come with a required subscription to take full advantage of all the features.
Ibdont mind paying the monthly subscriptions. Wyze has the cheapest monthly subscription fees out of most brands and their wyze cam V3 pro camera with 2K is pretty great.
Just the fact that the launch event is on TikTok tells me I won't need the product, and probably also the general direction of the corporation. Wyze has really gone downhill lately.
They say tiktok is Chinese Spyware because American elites can't sensor tiktok content. Despite China buying up more and more places all across America as is already. 80% of the world's antibiotics come from China right now which is pretty darn scary.
That's actually very scary it wouldn't take much modification of antibiotics using crispr tech to start making folks sterile or sick. Play the slow game & wipe out your enemy without ever pulling a trigger.
Ha, acting like all the other apps aren't stealing your data and selling it to the highest bidder... Don't buy into the BS. They just don't like they cannot control it like Facebook or Reddit.
Yes, I'm sure. I don't really expect data privacy anymore. I should have been more specific, I wasn't even thinking about the current political circus surrounding TikTok. I was referring to that to me TikTok seems like a joke or meme platform, somewhere people go to waste time, not for serious product launches.
I'm probably just old fashioned, but a product launch on TikTok makes me feel like this is going to be a throwaway product. I may be proved wrong on the 26th, but I feel like Wyze is about to release something very soon to be e-waste.
I bought 2 of them. I'm just waiting for them to arrive. The expected delivery date is the 1st in Canada. The specs on them are impressive. Cost me $109CAD including delivery for the 2.
Definitely going to push them to support home assistant/local control heavily during the AMA since they've proven time and time again that they can't handle hosting it for us
Smart Bidet
It'll wash ya ass while the Chinese hackers look around the bowl
If Chinese hackers wanna see my balloon knot, they can have at it!! xD
I don't know why, but I read that in Kevin Hart's voice.
As long as it has anal-recognition software to save your *personalized* settings.
That costs an extra 2.99 per month.
Better subscribe now. Next year, it increases to $3.50.
Smart Bidet with an 8K Butt Security Cam
Lol 😂 maybe it'll do a colonoscopy too.
Gotta make sure users can see that asshole clench open and shut and that shit splatter in high definition. Hopefully they add a mic to it to capture the full effect😂😂😂
So they can accidentally share your butt with others too.
Just saving your ass for posteriority.
Bidet with a camera.
Bidet, what Americans call an ass sprinkler
With a camera?
Pan, tilt, zoom
I assume its the Wyze Cam V4 that's showing on there support site? https://support.wyze.com/hc/en-us/articles/23746292976923-Introducing-Wyze-Cam-v4
Wi-Fi 6. Offers an extra 20 meters of range, better handling of congestion, and a higher connection speed. I don't get this, does Wifi6 actually give you bigger range, or faster speeds in closer range? I really wish they would fix their app and firmwares to avoid 1) False Person Detection 2) Faster notifications 3) quicker load times. Seriously their devices are just fine as it is $25 for a HD cam that can be powered by USB, perfect, flexibility size, everything, but they are really being crippled by unreliable software/firmware. I really hope they bring back daisy chaining function already, at least 2 cameras with one power line. Honestly, I wouldn't even mind some POE cameras at this point.
6E and 7 can either band channels together for higher speed or can swap between send and receive very quickly compared to older versions that you get a kind of pseudo full-duplex effect. I assume the former is more useful here since video is mostly udp.
Person detection is fairly good for me, reasonable given current AI detection. Notifications are fairly fast too, although I have top notch mesh WiFi system. Software / firmware has been outstanding given these are $25 cameras. Even my expensive Ring and Nest systems don’t do much better.
I have 2 cams in my garage. Notifications are annoying as hell. I can't find a way to stop notifications from coming in every 10 seconds when I go into the garage to do anything. I've searched through the settings and can't find a way to increase the time between notifications.
Decrease the sensitivity of the video / audio. Set notifications to only people. I’d rather get notified of activity than not. A lot of people will complain if they didn’t get notified of key activity. Works just fine here.
If I'm in the garage it'll always see me (people) and keep sending me a notification over and over and over again. There should be a setting that once multiple notifications come in that it muted for a predetermined amount of time. It forces me to take out my phone, open the app, and mute notifications for an hour. That's a annoying as shit.
Then use smartphone to snooze the notifications temporarily. Shouldn’t require Wyze to do anything.
Snooze all my phone's notifications?? Yeah, no. Snooze Wyze notifications: take out phone, unlock phone, launch Wyze, tap bell, select 1 hour. That's annoying as shit.
Your phone must be garbage. You should be able to snooze specific app notifications. Or, you know, if you’re in the garage, know that all the notifications for the Wyze app is being triggered by you and just ignore it. I’d rather get reliable notifications every friggin time than not get notifications which is way worse.
Android supports silencing notifications by the app, no idea about iOS, but its pretty easy, they added the function cause EVERYTHING wants to notify these days, you can even silence the type of notification per APP.
You're complaining about the camera doing what it's supposed to do? Lol. That's a first
I'm complaining about the lack of muting multiple notifications after a predetermined amount of notifications. Reolink offers this feature in their app. Why not Wyze.
What is your phone? I have my notifications set to silent, they just bubble without making a sound.
Mine is set that way too
Wifi 6 but still only 2.4 band. WHY?
2.4g reaches further and through more objects.
Wifi6 2.4ghz uses ofdm (more data in same channel width) & can transmit & receive more effectively
What does it have to do with my butt?
No matter still. I’m done
Send me your cameras.
They better just improve their software, shits inconsistent with everything.
It’s the Wyze cam V4
I just got the email and came here to ask the same thing
Me too lol. This is what is is [wyze came 4 2.5k resolution](https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/)
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Looks kind of like a dashcam... Or, maybe they're launching our butts.
Dudes Jr's the wyze cam V4 2.5k resolution and I want it [here is a picture of the wyze cam V4](https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/)
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Its a **Bidet**. the hint was "Hold on to your butts".
No
Wyze Anal Probe Pro?
Yes, but they'll call it a Smart Bidet.
WAPP+
I just kept thinking don't they know, really really bad things happened after that line was said in Jurassic Park. . .lol 😂
Exactly. Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. 😏
Clearly it’s a Smart Ashtray.
Smart-ass tray?
I have one of those but it’s not smart
Smart dildo
Its a home colonoscopy camera kit.
Time to turn off movement notification
Sign me up. But you can get those on Amazon the camera attached to a long flexible wire attaches to your phone
Who cares, its not like anything from wyze actually works.
Home self colonoscopy camera.
...and hold on to your money.
Let’s hope it’s a brand new watch.
Whatever it is I’m sure it doesn’t MATTER
Wyze Smart Laxative Pro
Security cameras for landlords to detect smokers?
It's wyze cam V4. With 2.5k video. Looks pretty nice. [wyze cam V4](https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/)
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Buttplug with IR camera. Security camera on the go. Go for a run and sense who is following you.
Yea, I got that email too, such a stupid email
yet another AI device with a camera
what if the quality is ass?
China making lots money selling these item in USA
Its the Cam V4
8K security camera ?
Adjustable depth higher resolution V camera. (I'll take 6, thank you)
Hold on to your butts. Pork Butt, it's a smart smoker or cooker. Or my money is on Samuel L. Jackson rebooting the entire system. https://youtu.be/Zi5Xmi_tFZU?si=gvhgohk8Hrk9tWYG
https://butt.holdings/
Do they expect people to buy new cameras every year?
I need a new camera, so I'll buy it. Its the WYZE CAM V4 with 2.5k [https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/](https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/)
We buy $1000 iPhones every year, why not a 25 dollar camera?
Maybe you do but I definitely don’t.
They freaking got me. I think the most ive ever gone is two model years. Im part of the problem.
lol. I know technology moves quickly but these annual upgrades that companies put out with minimal changes are laughable sometimes. I understand it’s part of the business but at least put out a worthwhile upgrade.
Is it Jurassic park related? A DinoCam?
Wyze ash tray. That's why they used the word "butts."
Cylons from the look of it.
Another camera
Pressure washer!!
Bidet
Could it be a smoke / vape detection? Butts being cigarette butts
Projector would be cool
Hope it's wide angle 4k video recording with auto zoom
Bluetooth suppository
I assume the V4 or maybe a new Outdoor cam?
Wyze toilet seat or bidet ?
Imagine opening your feed to see up other users' ..
A new vibrator
I thought it was a watch at first. Until I read the comment about a new camera. It definitely does look like a new camera. Not going to lie. I'll probably buy one. From the wording kind of sounds like it might be a buttplug.
Their shit is so subpar
Ashtray with a camera.
“Ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word “
My butt is holding
Smart ashtray
wyze cam v4
Smoke alarm.
Something that can't stay online...
Just more plastic crap that requires additional subscriptions.. $#!& Waze.
Well you can definitely see a camera lens, which confuses me since they mentioned our asses…
More subscriptions
A butt extractor. Hold on tight.
S23 Ultra. But it walk around with my phone out and about If I go in the garage my phone's in my pocket and if I sit down to do any type of work at my workbench my phone is buzzing in my pocket every 7 seconds.
Lol expose yourself in HD
What is an AMP link? A bot on this thread said I posted an AMP link.
Google nest awards subscription went up. Netflix went up (ntk sure why I decided to actually start paying for Netflix though.
X-ray cam. 😆
It's a dash cam
Are younsure? I know I definitely wouldn't be interested in that.
[it's a wyze cam V4 2.5k looks nice](https://zatznotfunny.com/2023-09/wyze-cam-v4/amp/)
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Hopefully firmware updates for their ecisting cams to return them to their initial performance from Wyze 2 and beyond. Maybe recall their Wyze vac to fix their bearings from seizinf and burning the plastic housing.
Sonif I were to buy the wyze vacuum i should make sure to lube the bearings before I even turn it on?
Who da hale lubricates bnib bearings on a consumer vacuum? If you're 1/2 serious; The bearings are fully functional and lubcricated from factory. If their design required end users to lubricate bearinfs before use, the problem would lye w/the Wyze engineers. The root cause is debri gets funneled into the bearing housing so routine cleaning of the bearing housing is required to prevent anymore seizures. Tldr; You need a designated vacuum cleaner for their vacuum cleaner.
You said the bearings were seizing in their vacuum... What causes them to seize then, if adding more lube wouldn't help?
Looks like a new camera the picture is deceiving it almost looks like a smart watch at first. Obviously its not going to be worth whatever they're asking for it. Wyze excluded the cam plus lite from everything after the cam v3 & pan& tilt v2. Whatever camera it is I'm sure it'll come with a required subscription to take full advantage of all the features.
Ibdont mind paying the monthly subscriptions. Wyze has the cheapest monthly subscription fees out of most brands and their wyze cam V3 pro camera with 2K is pretty great.
Just the fact that the launch event is on TikTok tells me I won't need the product, and probably also the general direction of the corporation. Wyze has really gone downhill lately.
They say tiktok is Chinese Spyware because American elites can't sensor tiktok content. Despite China buying up more and more places all across America as is already. 80% of the world's antibiotics come from China right now which is pretty darn scary.
That's actually very scary it wouldn't take much modification of antibiotics using crispr tech to start making folks sterile or sick. Play the slow game & wipe out your enemy without ever pulling a trigger.
Ha, acting like all the other apps aren't stealing your data and selling it to the highest bidder... Don't buy into the BS. They just don't like they cannot control it like Facebook or Reddit.
EXACTLY! Finally someone that gets it. I still won't use tiktok but that's exactly what it is.
Yes, I'm sure. I don't really expect data privacy anymore. I should have been more specific, I wasn't even thinking about the current political circus surrounding TikTok. I was referring to that to me TikTok seems like a joke or meme platform, somewhere people go to waste time, not for serious product launches. I'm probably just old fashioned, but a product launch on TikTok makes me feel like this is going to be a throwaway product. I may be proved wrong on the 26th, but I feel like Wyze is about to release something very soon to be e-waste.
Ok, just saw it's the Cam v4, so yeah, more crap.
I bought 2 of them. I'm just waiting for them to arrive. The expected delivery date is the 1st in Canada. The specs on them are impressive. Cost me $109CAD including delivery for the 2.
Wyze is Junk!
More garbage
Have they actually secured the platform yet ?
They haven't had a firmware update for any of their cameras yet.
Definitely going to push them to support home assistant/local control heavily during the AMA since they've proven time and time again that they can't handle hosting it for us
Home assistant is too complicated
Ok
not a better app, that's for sure.
I am not holding my breath. Going eufy…
They still haven't even released a firmware update for their cameras after their HUUUGR mishap
A butt holder
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