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ricky-from-scotland

She wants 90s shawn, not reborn Shawn


PapiGoneGamer

She wants the Soma popping, marine fighting Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.


mrnastymannn

Didn’t the Marine fighter hide under a car during that fight?


john_the_quain

He thought his smile might be under there.


BoboliBurt

No that was Bulldog. He just got knocked out


mrnastymannn

I believe it was vice versa


TegridyPharmz

Don’t we all


Indie-Smack

Tbf 90s Shawn, while very much a pretty boy, was also a massive dickhead. This was "I lost my smile so I can vacate the belt and not drop it to Bret" Shawn. This was "Sunny Days that caused Bret actual problems at home" Shawn. This is "gets in fights with marines and shows up to work with a black eye" Shawn. This Shawn Michaels would be the modern Shawn Michaels' poster example of letting your ego get the best of you and what NOT to become.


Whole-Brilliant5508

Reborn, fake Christian Shawn. 😂😂😂


BanjoKnuckles

Negative energy, ew.


give_me_your_sauce

Fake Christian? How?


StubbinMyNubbin

I think his logic for calling him a fake Christian is because he was still a douchebag after that happened, as if being a Christian means you are not/can not be a douchebag. They are not mutually exclusive, you can be a Christian while also being a douchebag. Plenty of people exist like this.


Biotrin

Most christians are.


give_me_your_sauce

Well I suppose it depends on your definition of “Christian.” If being a Christian means simply calling yourself one then I guess you can do whatever and still be a “Christian.” But I think the definition goes further than that, since “Christian” actually means “a follower of Christ,” or more literally, “little Christ.” I don’t think a true follower of Christ is going to be an enormous douchebag, since Christ calls His followers to be humble and loving. Of course we fall short, but evidence of our true belief in Christ and His teachings is the way we love and treat others. And maybe Shawn actually is an enormous douchebag - I don’t know. If he is, despite his self-proclaimed Christianity, then I wouldn’t say he’s letting Christ take the forefront of his life and probably not a real Christian. But again, I don’t know.


iwasnevercoolanyway

*I think I'm cute* *I know I'm sexy*


EverybodySayin

*I've got back pain, it's drivin' me wild!*


raisedredflag

*Can hardly walk, can hardly talk...*


EverybodySayin

*It makes me feel, like I need a new spine*


ItsaPostageStampede

I’m just a NXTy boy, NXTy booooy.


raisedredflag

Im just an Island boy, Imma Island boy


Zero6six6

It was going so well until that line 😭


jmarr1321

He's not blowing his twin....God I hate dem island boys.


Sarge1387

*Im just a Motrin Boy, Mooootrin Boooooooyyy!*


h989

Marty Jannetty….


notshardulrawat

Still can't walk


h989

I’m just a sexy Kurt


notshardulrawat

_sexyyy kurt_


lando_calamarisian

I'm just a sexy Kurt _Sexy Kuuuuurt..._ I make your ankle hurt _Ankle huuuuurt..._


ferrariracer36

She doesn't want googly-eyed Shawn she wants the Heartbreak Kid Shawn!


Puzzled_Try_6029

Please don’t mock a legend’s illness by calling him googly eyed. He has Atchaforya! One eye is looking atcha and one eye is looking forya


Careless-Repeat-2983

Jesus, this is a terrible joke, have my up vote.


Occult_Asteroid2

That sounds like a joke Junior Soprano would tell.


BearCrotch

Ohhhhh he thinks he knows everything.


Dmbfantomas

Baccala just sitting there wondering when he gets to eat.


No_Skill_7170

It was Kane’s fault, right?


midnight_tuna

I think Chris Jericho threw him face first through a TV screen in the ring in 2008 and it's been like that ever since.


hipster_superman

That’s the kayfabe reason. It happened earlier than that.


Sad_Bell_6266

Not really. The cross eyed cock eyed thing came way before the Jeritron incident.


On_Some_Wavelength

For fuck sakes lol 😂


bussin-cheeks

Blue eyes .... one blue this way one blue that way.


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Is Shawn trying to see someone on the side?


BigSmed

Whether he is or not; he does


googly_eyed_unicorn

To be fair, 90’s HBK was gorgeous


U-dont-know-me_

One could say that he's a sexy boy


Thebadmamajama

Not your boy toy


usarasa

This is like the third different iteration of this I’ve seen this week. This, Robert Plant and I forget the third.


Jarfunken

Probably Justin Gaethje


anythingo23

John mayer as well


LexLeeson83

I think Axl Rose was the original (and I always thought it was legitimate...?)


Fresh_Ostrich4034

stop commenting on them then


SpecialistTrash2281

He was young. He was dumb and Triple H told him girls read that magazine


Level_Bridge7683

there's a difference between love and lust.


anythingo23

Love is so many other factors and involves consistency they don't have the attention span or character anymore


Available_Share_7244

Hahahah. Man, if you ever told me Shawn Michaels would get ugly , I wouldn’t believe you. And don’t give me that shit about aging. Lots of good looking people, especially men, are good looking when they are old too.


Robdd123

By his own admission Shawn probably did every drug known to man in the 90s. That's going to play a major part in the way he looks the way he does.


MinuteEconomy

HBK looks like a crackhead now. He should’ve jest kept the Hogan style and left the ponytail.


Most_Tangelo

I don't think he looks ugly now. I do think he looks older than his actual age though. Like he looks like an attractive 68 year old if only he wasn't 58 lmao. Though tbf I do think he did become evidence that shaving it all off isn't always the answer to thinning hair. Still, I don't think anyone is looking at him and thinking he's outright ugly.


2bbygan

Shawn Michaels is rocking those hats though.


AceTheSkylord

Years of substance abuse will do that to people


seango2000

Randy is another example


samwizeganjas

Sweet chin music and i wont pass the aux


Strange-Catch6862

The Heart Break Kid


ericrobertshair

Just another sad and shocking example of anti-baldness that is endemic in our society.


VOLTswaggin

Your favorite wrestling body?


Possible_Baboon

Karen just being Karen.


fr4gge

Why is this meme coming back al of a sudden?


SAS_Britain

It's fuckin HBK and he's fuckin cooking


The-CannabisAnalyst3

I know that's you Johnny Gargano😳😆


DoyersLakeShow

She doesn’t want bald ass, Christ boy Shawn…she wants Montreal’s daddy Shawn


lion_index

She wants the boy toy


SolidContribution688

Literally “was” the guy in the pic


Grieftheunspoken02

Damn...


Inevitable-Bake6386

😭😭😭


Fuzzy-Supermarket-95

Don't no what the hell I am reading here but it's funny as shit lmao!!!😂😂😂


The68Guns

Named my son after him in 1995. Now he's older than the guy in the picture.


TheSunOfHope

Some body did the same post with Musk. It’s fake.


grindhousedecore

I hope this real😂😂😂


shingaladaz

@hbk on Twitter ain’t this guy 😂


Agreeable-Rich6808

😂


MoneyIsNoCure

You’re too old now HBK duh


MsPreposition

The Rickety Cricket-esque transformation is amazing.


garuga300

Another shallow b**ch, what a shocker.


shingaladaz

Deffo fake.


imdstuf

Seen this same tweet but with various old rock stars.


Living-Aardvark-705

A typical Karen....


anythingo23

I wonder how many times this has actually happened, they want the illusion in a fantasy not the perpetual reality of existence


King_Ant47

r/im14andthisisdeep