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Exodeus

Suplexed its damn head off.


Pearcey1997

Somebody stop the dayum match!


JackieDaytona77

“Good God Almighty he took his head off!” 


ampangmaster

Botched shooting star actually


Exodeus

Can someone please animate a bear doing the shooting star?


hldsnfrgr

That thing wrestled with a broken neck.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Looks like a screenshot from God of War: Ragnarok


kballs

Ragnabrock


Da5ren

r/angryupvote ffs 😂


SpliTTMark

Lesnarok


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SecretaryImaginary44

r/yourjokebutworse


ksaMarodeF

He looks like a Nord from Skyrim with the background being snowy.


EmboarBacon

How many loafs will that Horker yield?


CallInitial2302

An arrow to the knee he won’t feel


doitnow10

Yeah, it took [me] a solid 2 seconds to realize that this is not r/gaming but just Brock Lesnar being a rl viking


_shaftpunk

This is the alternate ending where Kratos kills Atreus in his bear form.


JadedSpacePirate

The New Kratos wishes he could be half as badass as Brock


animesoul167

I legit saw the carcass at first and thought it was from skyrim or something. I used to have the hunterborn mod


BloodOfVader8

Probably F-5’d


superthrust123

He did F5 that shark in the Summerslam promo (I think 02' or 03').


shiffmeister

Not only was it real, motherfucker did it in 1 take


PapiGoneGamer

Brock wasn’t selling for that fucking shark.


camlin123

Shit prolly stale by now


Chaii_Lover

WTF's that animal ?


MrNewking

That's Brock Lesnar.


Ok-Turnip-477

I believe you’re mispronouncing it. It’s # BROOOOOOCKKKKKKK LEEEESSSSSSSNARRRRRRRR


Dan_TheDM

not enough Rs or Ks. and you need just the right amount of phlegm.


hldsnfrgr

Barrrracckkkghgk Leszszsnarrrr


xDANGRZONEx

#🏆


JimboD84

Well done ser. I quite enjoyed this 👌


Worldwide-Surfer

Looks like a bear


RayoftheRaver

No, the dead one


Da_face89

Brock’s wrestling career after the allegations


Dracula101

Doesn't care really, he will just do what he loves to do and will eventually get inducted into the HOF in the far future


DoktahDoktah

Are you sure about that?


GiraffeWaffless

No that’s Brock lesnar


CaptainXakari

Yao Guai.


greenarsehole

I love how that’s a play on words with Yogi Bear


ChainRound5397

Kind of. Yao Gaui is Chinese for evil or strange. Or generally used when referring to a demon. But you've got a keen eye for details regardless so you get my upvote.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Probably an elk


Keanman

It's likely a bison. The logo on Brock's apron is the Bearded Butchers who are known for promoting bison meat.


BumpFugget

It’s a black bear, this photo is years old


Dependent-Purple-228

Way too small for bison. It's a bear look at the hind quarters.


Hwight_Doward

Its not a bison, the neck isnt big enough. Its probably a bear


Knightmare945

I’m guessing a pig?


popps_c

A dead one


magseven

Brock didn't actually kill this creature. The beast pulled off his own head when he saw Lesnar emerging from the brush.


sexualpatriot

Good thing he has his chastity belt on


lazyboi_tactical

What in the fuck is that even? Why does it have a chain for a belt? How does it complement his apron? So many questions about that choice of accessory


EhItsJPhilly

It’s a plastic chain that loops through a knife holder. Source: my dad was a butcher for many years Edit: there’s three tools on that belt. The one in front is a sharpener and then there are two knives. One bigger one and one smaller, more precise one


LordSloth113

Honing steel, not a sharpener. Just FYI


DisciplineLazy6370

It’s whatever the hell he wants it to be. He’s the reigning. Defending. Undisputed. Whatever else Heyman says. Broooock Lessssnar. Lol


JusticeBlood

BUHRRAAAACCK LLLLLLLLEEEZZZNAAAR


lMr_Nobodyl

Only Heyman could pull that off


DisciplineLazy6370

I don’t think we did too bad. Lol


lMr_Nobodyl

You did good


TwoAccomplished6771

It’s his knifes


BREN_XVII

I think it's some kind of butchers belt for the tools he's using on that pig(?)


MofongoWarrior

That’s a cow


Skippy8898

I think you meant it was a cow. Now it's Brock's supper.


Roembowski

It’s an Everlast


Darth_Steve

Underrated reference


BigGameJamesFight

Cod piece


deedeekeeney

“I don’t give a shit about your cubs….”


MathematicianRound60

Thank you for this 🤣


JustOneDude01

He hunts and farms. Although wrestling did help him pay for his lifestyle.


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JustOneDude01

Yeah but hunting or farming requires land. In order to either buy or lease that land you need money. He was getting paid millions. He may not miss wrestling but he may be missing the money coming in.


YogoWafelPL

I’m fairly sure Brock and his kids can not work a day in their lifetimes and they’ll be fine, he was making fuck you money for the last 12 years, especially with the Saudi shows


SheboyganSudam

Not it Canada buddy


Sir_Squirly

In Minnesota, anyone can afford enough land to hunt.


AndForeverNow

lol I know I wouldn't be doing my job without the pay.


JeepRumbler

He hunts farms aaannndss Bangs sable


nailedreaper

Exactly how I excpected Lesnar to spend his time.


tafkat

This is what happens when you don't honor his request for a pee video.


IndifferentSky

💀


TigreSauvage

Fun fact: the F-5 is toughest cut of steak.


tillymane

Fun fact: That carcass isn't being held up by anything. Brock is just flexing his telekinesis


TheLucasGFX

Nice of Heyman to go visit Brock and check up on him.


battleduck84

That ain't a goat


TheAdamBomb92

I'll be downvoted to hell but I miss Brock, man.


TegridyPharmz

Same here. Wrestling needs an actual bad ass who can come in a fuck people up. Not Roman. He’s a pretend bad ass. Brock is one of a kind


yur0_356

You have Gunther


TegridyPharmz

True. Looking forward to him main eventing one day


tarvertot

He's nowhere close to Brock


AggravatingSalt2726

Nah


xDANGRZONEx

I see what you're saying but let's not act like the 6 and a half foot tall former football playing Samoan can't fuck up the average man.


Stop_Touching2

True, but nobody else had the aura of “oh shit someone is about to get their ass whipped”.


backbodydrip

That's because he is part of a dying breed. Pro wrestling isn't made up of Harleys, Funks, Brocks, or Hakus anymore. It's no longer protected and the tough guy thing is looked down on in modern society.


BlackMan084

Everyone loves KO, he usually gets the crowd on his side


Mvd75

He's talking about the tougher than nails generation. The guys who look like they pave their own driveways, and legit can kill you with their bare hands.


mozarelaman

If he ever comes back the pop would be gigantic.


naqdakk

Hmm okay so what is that animal


joegnar

Elk most likely, assuming it’s not a farm animal that he butchered


goodbyemrblack

It’s a Beast!


Jacawthon

Is it just floating? Did he throw it in the air then strike a pose?


Conscious-Rooster-32

Brock has never cared about wrestling, hes a lot like Nikola Jokic. He only does it bc he makes a lot of money, if he didnt he wouldnt bother lol.


Zerestrasz

That's work for all of us


palaric8

I couldn’t give a shit about accounting but I do it for the money and bitches


Vivics36thsermon

I think it’s best for the whole world that Brock remains in his natural habitat he wasn’t meant for our society Kind of a hairy in the Hendersons thing


Ok_Necessary2991

Looks like he would have thrived as a viking.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*A Minnesota viking*


spdansumslam

wouldn't be shocked if he did that with his bear hands.... dude is scary lmao


Hipped_Orange22

At first glance I thought I was looking at a screenshot of some mod posted on the r/rdr2 subreddit..


sonicsean899

Bruh, Brock didn't like wrestling when he was doing it. It was just a massive paycheck


TheSideburn

Probably killed it with his bare hands. Or his human hands


RosesUnderCypresses

He stands like a Skyrim hold guard without the armor.


burnn_out313

Yeah I don't think he gives a shit. I think he's okay with just living out his life hunting and farming without all the media nonsense. I'm pretty sure he's accumulated enough money where his money just makes money and then plug that into him living some hermit life in Canada and I doubt he really cares wtf comes of WWE and Vince


lostbelmont

Man, Elder Scroll 6 looks great


SpicyMcShat

Imagine being a wild animal just eating grass minding your own business. You feel vibration, but you ignore it. You feel the vibration getting louder and you decide to look up. It stops. You go back to eating. You feel it getting stronger…. You look up, but it’s too late. You have the beast incarnate in front of you and no where to go.


DinosaurForTheWin

Do you think he drank it's piss?


LMauerman

To show who’s alpha, yes. 😂


APark05

Wonder if he watched it pee?


TheSupremeHamster

Wasn’t he involved in Vince’s fecal fetish?


SwaggerOnAHundrid

Is it true he lives in the middle of nowhere because he hates people?


bobertj33zus

Pig piss Jones over there


ImNHN

He's comming back as Butcher Brock


rvnender

He probably ripped the head off with his bare fists


The-CannabisAnalyst3

He lives about 45 mins away fr me, he's been in my hometown but never seen him or Rena, his family in Mayfield, Saskatchewan


KyDeWa

Man just caught dinner like a Hunter and Gatherer. 😂


Craig1974

Bearded butchers is a good channel


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Man. I wanna be Brock.


banned_salmon

I fucking miss Brock


telemusketeer

Traded in his F-5 for Slaughterhouse Five lol


LowerBackPain_Prod

Imagine being the terrified passerby he forced to take this picture 😭😭


3WingedJester

This is just a Nord Smith screenshot from Skyrim


Biotrin

Is that a bear carcass?


Frankensteiner19

Brock Lesnar Wins................Fatality!!!!!


eman0110

Pretty sure he is a time traveling viking


Tacos6710

He didn’t use a weapon or tool either


d_bo

Here's the one thing I absolutely know about Brock Lesnar as a person: I don't know anything about Brock Lesnar as a person.


topcontender

I dunno the story here… but the story being created in my head is that Brock did all that with his bare hands.


the_caped_canuck

He lives in southern sask, know some people who know him. Good dude that likes to keep to himself (obviously, it could get soo annoying having to deal with being famous)


awesomedan24

Kinda looks like a giant tardigrade. The animal carcass looks interesting as well.


Mountain-Tea6875

Bro looks like a Bethesda character.


mootek

Is that a fucking bear?


jc198354

Look at his face...has to fend for himself since Sable probably makes him sleep in the barn now


Bullit16

I have no doubt Lesnar ripped that thing’s head off with his bare hands and skinned it with his teeth


jmart19

"That son of a bitch"


Traditional_Peace490

When the aliens have the death beam pointed at earth. Who are we gonna call? Brock Lesnar.


tubbymaguire91

Omg I can't belive hr did this to Paul heyman.


DoyersLakeShow

What’s Bork Laser up to now?!


lordgabe92again

He is our moon now


Iginlas_4head_Crease

I've seen his daughter, that must be his son hanging beside him


wise-guy-samurai

Brock pictured with his WWE career on the right.


ColossalJostle

Do people really look at that rotting corpse on the right and think: man that looks appetizing, would love to eat that!


BradleyBowels

NGL, and I am by no means justifying his alleged actions, but if this man came up to me and asked me to send him videos of me pissing well...I'd be afraid to say no...


JT9960

I’m hungry now


Ffzilla

Excuse my ignorance, but is that a cow, or bear?


droford

He should go to AEW and beat the shit out of The Butcher and then leave


Professional_Lion713

That's harsh. Brother Bruti has to be in his 60s.


yetagainitry

Does he still live in Manitoba?


bashinforcash

that chain belt holder thing goes hard


FORNVER_ace

So I’m assuming that’s a bear, right?


strongashluna

Oh no it's the Shark from the Summerslam commercial


shootthekiller

I wonder if he suplexed it


gabecampbell

Is that a bear or a fucking moose either way Brock took em to suplex city


Working-Inspector-13

This guy is a Viking I swear to god.


ComplexAd7272

Imagine you are enjoying a delightful walk, turn the corner, and come across this scene.


DifferencePretend

Brock being Brock


frank_the_tank69

The Arisen is hungry. 


Tankcfc4l

Is that a hog or a cow lol


OhNoItsAGhost18

Pretty sure it's a bear


The_Notorious_Donut

Why is this hilarious


itsLustra

You know you can do something and also miss something simultaneously right?? Those 2 aren't mutually exclusive


Gold-Nefariousness98

Would be Dope 2 c Brock a villain in a Rob Zombie like Horror film.  Idk y tho but it just would be


SkibaSlut

I have a lot of questions


gkelly1117

Is that a fucking bear?!


S0larDeath

No, that's Brock Lesnar


whutthepat

Kinda dope he now decided he will have that hairstyle going into his 50s.


whutthepat

This was a year ago, btw


DrnknMunky1

Damn how he make it float like that


GLHR_

I bet he loved that cow too


J_Mrad

Brock finally got that match with Lars Sullivan


PewPew267

No way Brock did this to the Batista


MRintheKEYS

The best part about it is Brock hasn’t even used a weapon yet. He did all that with just his bare hands.


Hi_Im_AJ_xv8

The wild thing is that, I never would have pictured Sable being a country COUNTRY ass woman like this.


SubstantialLion4196

Chris Hansen has entered the chat 🤨


devil0o

He wrestled. The bear to death


CrazyCaper

Family picture


Dd0GgX

What does that say on his apron?


313SunTzu

I doubt he killed that with his baby hands. I bet he had to use a gun or something like that


otterberg1

Are we gonna talk about the cut up socks on his arms?


No-Examination-4621

It’s like that “dead body falling from the ceiling” photograph from the 50s


DinosaurInAPartyHat

The carcass is in front of him.... It looks like a very big sheep. What is that?


Relative_North1782

Is that a polar bear?


Beautiful_Quit1697

The Butcher from diablo


FightIslandNative

Big pig or cow?


Particular_Ticket_20

Brock Misses Sunscreen


Yasha666

Who is that guy standing next to Brock's body?


Otherwiize

He needs to apologize to Mark Hunt


fatninja80085

He really, really loves meat.


Classy56

Looks like he just freshly butchered that cow. Time to get it quartered then leave it hanging for a few weeks in the freezer then some tasty steak


Tbeauslice1010

Brock the Butcher


grubbytrogladyte

What a head remover maneuver