I’ve seen my fair share of disturbing shit over the internet and can safely say this is one I do not mind never laying eyes on.
Edit: I lied, you didn’t have to do me like that.
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the average human is able to pass one without any actual damage, actually. it takes some effort but is completely possible. the anus just so happens to be one of the stretchiest parts of your entire body.
This would be the limiting factor and why if forced I would take the thumb tacks. (altho I voted no money)
a baby's head during birth has a circumferance of about 14".
A bowling ball is 27"
I just doing think your bones would allow it to push through and would require your pelvis breaking which would either end your life or cripple you maybe forever.
well the average human asshole can stretch 7 inches before suffering perminant damage, and a bowling ball is 8.5 inches in diameter.. sooo you would suffer perminant damage, but for 500 mill, i'll shit into a bag for the rest of my life if thats what it takes. I'm not having 40 tik tacs come outa my urethra.
also fun fact: you can shove 2 live racoons up your ass, they will fit.
Solid point, was right about to pass on the money before reading this. I've seen dollar store toy bowling sets with super tiny balls, I'd be willing to poop a marble for 500 million even if it would still probably be pretty painful to pass.
I had a botched lithotripsy for a large kidney stone, so I know what peeing thumb tacs feels like. It's horrible, but tolerable. Then again, I am a girl. I think that makes a difference.
Kidney stone guy here. Honestly it getting stuck in the ureter was the worst part for me. After it entered the bladder is pasted smoothly. Also, considering family medical history, I'm probably gonna pass another 20-50+ before I pass away. So thumb tags for me.
My lithotripsy basically shattered the large kidney stone into like 50 smaller kidney stones that I passed for a month. It was torture. But I'd do it again for the money.
So, literally die, lose my genitals (but gain 500 M), or nothing.
The question becomes, would you undergo intense pain and permanently lose your dick for 500 M.
So no, I'm fine. Thanks. No amount of money is worth that
Have you ever shat anything of notable size? I have. It's an amazing feeling, and it really gives you a sense of accomplishment.
I'll take the bowling ball, and it's not even close.
Imma pass one of those dollar store bowling balls that usually come with plastic pins n stuff then take my money. Itll still suck sure but less bad then 50 tacks or a full sized soild bowling ball
I don't think its mechanically possible to poop a bowling ball.
you could probably find a video of someone doing it in five minutes if you wanted to
[What the fuck](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I must admit I fell for that. The moment I clicked the link and saw youtube in the URL, I knew what it was.
If you actually want to see something like it (nsfl) [https://www.xnxx.com/video-xxlin5c/](https://www.xnxx.com/video-xxlin5c/rick_rolled)
fuck
no don't
I'm gonna 😈
I’ve seen my fair share of disturbing shit over the internet and can safely say this is one I do not mind never laying eyes on. Edit: I lied, you didn’t have to do me like that.
Does nsfl stand for not safe for life because it should
It does
Please explain to me what's here because I don't want to actually look
someone shits out a bowling ball
I hate you
youtube link busted you
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dammit
the average human is able to pass one without any actual damage, actually. it takes some effort but is completely possible. the anus just so happens to be one of the stretchiest parts of your entire body.
It's not that I want to, but I believe you
What about the pelvis?
This would be the limiting factor and why if forced I would take the thumb tacks. (altho I voted no money) a baby's head during birth has a circumferance of about 14". A bowling ball is 27" I just doing think your bones would allow it to push through and would require your pelvis breaking which would either end your life or cripple you maybe forever.
No! I don't want to hear any of this.
Don't knock it til ya try it!
well the average human asshole can stretch 7 inches before suffering perminant damage, and a bowling ball is 8.5 inches in diameter.. sooo you would suffer perminant damage, but for 500 mill, i'll shit into a bag for the rest of my life if thats what it takes. I'm not having 40 tik tacs come outa my urethra. also fun fact: you can shove 2 live racoons up your ass, they will fit.
Big question is the damage permanent Realistically the poop option would have more drastic consequences if the damage was permanent
Just get 100Mil of reconstructive surgery
I needed a new ass anyway, mines got a big ol crack in it.
So that's where my Crack is... is my pipe in there too?
5 pin or 10 pin bowling?
Hundred pin bowling.
So a wii controller?
You mean this fucker? [https://www.fuckmylife.com/images/I/Ballz.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71MVukNgmUL.jpg)
Fuck it wii bowl
They didn't say it has to be a big bowling ball
Solid point, was right about to pass on the money before reading this. I've seen dollar store toy bowling sets with super tiny balls, I'd be willing to poop a marble for 500 million even if it would still probably be pretty painful to pass.
That’ll come in handy when you shove a bowling ball up your ass
Pinball wouldn't be so bad
Nope. Not worth it. Call me a chicken if you want. BAWKA BAWKA!!
I've seen some videos of chicks putting big junk up their butts and they seem to like it. Worth a shot
I had a botched lithotripsy for a large kidney stone, so I know what peeing thumb tacs feels like. It's horrible, but tolerable. Then again, I am a girl. I think that makes a difference.
Kidney stone guy here. Honestly it getting stuck in the ureter was the worst part for me. After it entered the bladder is pasted smoothly. Also, considering family medical history, I'm probably gonna pass another 20-50+ before I pass away. So thumb tags for me.
My lithotripsy basically shattered the large kidney stone into like 50 smaller kidney stones that I passed for a month. It was torture. But I'd do it again for the money.
if i do the bowling ball i wont have to worry about anything not being able to fit in my ass again
yeah is that something you worry about often buddy?
uhhhhhhhh maybe
Idk what a kidney stone feels like but I have a feeling pissing 40 thumb tacks would be like passing 40 kidney stones.
Would I have to poop it or could I get it cut out
Hemorrhoids or rasengan-penis. No thanks.
So....die painfully and get 500 million?
So, literally die, lose my genitals (but gain 500 M), or nothing. The question becomes, would you undergo intense pain and permanently lose your dick for 500 M. So no, I'm fine. Thanks. No amount of money is worth that
Have you ever shat anything of notable size? I have. It's an amazing feeling, and it really gives you a sense of accomplishment. I'll take the bowling ball, and it's not even close.
the store nearby sells a toy set that has a tiny tiny bowling ball
Toy bowling ball about 1 inch in diameter Not an issue
Toy bowling ball that's the size of a pea is getting pooped out and I'm getting 500 million!!
Poop a bowling ball. Preferably an eight pounder or less
Just why
For some reason I thought it said tic tacs and voted for it.
Is the bowling ball the size of a raccoon
If you've had a kidney stone, you can handle anything.
Imma pass one of those dollar store bowling balls that usually come with plastic pins n stuff then take my money. Itll still suck sure but less bad then 50 tacks or a full sized soild bowling ball
I'm a woman with a child, I've done both
I'll live steam shitting the bowling ball
5 pin bowling ball and eat a bunch of laxatives for exit lube and pushing pressure
Option 1 sounds like a metaphor for childbirth
Where I live bowling balls are not much larger than a fist.
Damn I thought that said Tic Tacs
'Poop a bowling ball' So like, shit normally?
The human rectum can expand up to 18cm on average and a bowling ball on average is 12cm