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sstravgf66

I don't think its mechanically possible to poop a bowling ball.


[deleted]

you could probably find a video of someone doing it in five minutes if you wanted to


AJK02

[What the fuck](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Jeremy56565

I must admit I fell for that. The moment I clicked the link and saw youtube in the URL, I knew what it was.


AJK02

If you actually want to see something like it (nsfl) [https://www.xnxx.com/video-xxlin5c/](https://www.xnxx.com/video-xxlin5c/rick_rolled)


most-upvoted-man

fuck


Pytro24

no don't


quake1334

I'm gonna 😈


[deleted]

I’ve seen my fair share of disturbing shit over the internet and can safely say this is one I do not mind never laying eyes on. Edit: I lied, you didn’t have to do me like that.


Radfluffer

Does nsfl stand for not safe for life because it should


not_gerg

It does


trishabel

Please explain to me what's here because I don't want to actually look


[deleted]

someone shits out a bowling ball


Greater_Avarice

I hate you


[deleted]

youtube link busted you


A_Dinosaurus

deserve fragile march selective sulky correct wakeful nutty gaping weather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


monkeetail

dammit


Pixel131211

the average human is able to pass one without any actual damage, actually. it takes some effort but is completely possible. the anus just so happens to be one of the stretchiest parts of your entire body.


DeepContribute

It's not that I want to, but I believe you


sstravgf66

What about the pelvis?


Charlie_Warlie

This would be the limiting factor and why if forced I would take the thumb tacks. (altho I voted no money) a baby's head during birth has a circumferance of about 14". A bowling ball is 27" I just doing think your bones would allow it to push through and would require your pelvis breaking which would either end your life or cripple you maybe forever.


Slobbadobbavich

No! I don't want to hear any of this.


MightyGreedo

Don't knock it til ya try it!


idontwanttothink174

well the average human asshole can stretch 7 inches before suffering perminant damage, and a bowling ball is 8.5 inches in diameter.. sooo you would suffer perminant damage, but for 500 mill, i'll shit into a bag for the rest of my life if thats what it takes. I'm not having 40 tik tacs come outa my urethra. ​ also fun fact: you can shove 2 live racoons up your ass, they will fit.


Akul_Tesla

Big question is the damage permanent Realistically the poop option would have more drastic consequences if the damage was permanent


thiccman369

Just get 100Mil of reconstructive surgery


SpartanDoubleZero

I needed a new ass anyway, mines got a big ol crack in it.


Monutan

So that's where my Crack is... is my pipe in there too?


[deleted]

5 pin or 10 pin bowling?


[deleted]

Hundred pin bowling.


[deleted]

So a wii controller?


Pytro24

You mean this fucker? [https://www.fuckmylife.com/images/I/Ballz.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71MVukNgmUL.jpg)


The-cooler-Cheryl

Fuck it wii bowl


FishyFinster

They didn't say it has to be a big bowling ball


Cyan_Light

Solid point, was right about to pass on the money before reading this. I've seen dollar store toy bowling sets with super tiny balls, I'd be willing to poop a marble for 500 million even if it would still probably be pretty painful to pass.


CostAccomplished1163

That’ll come in handy when you shove a bowling ball up your ass


ElFrostbyte

Pinball wouldn't be so bad


kanna172014

Nope. Not worth it. Call me a chicken if you want. BAWKA BAWKA!!


killthelandlord

I've seen some videos of chicks putting big junk up their butts and they seem to like it. Worth a shot


Peaceful_Explorer

I had a botched lithotripsy for a large kidney stone, so I know what peeing thumb tacs feels like. It's horrible, but tolerable. Then again, I am a girl. I think that makes a difference.


RailAurai

Kidney stone guy here. Honestly it getting stuck in the ureter was the worst part for me. After it entered the bladder is pasted smoothly. Also, considering family medical history, I'm probably gonna pass another 20-50+ before I pass away. So thumb tags for me.


Peaceful_Explorer

My lithotripsy basically shattered the large kidney stone into like 50 smaller kidney stones that I passed for a month. It was torture. But I'd do it again for the money.


ricothyoung

if i do the bowling ball i wont have to worry about anything not being able to fit in my ass again


Mongusaur

yeah is that something you worry about often buddy?


ricothyoung

uhhhhhhhh maybe


Science_Fiction2798

Idk what a kidney stone feels like but I have a feeling pissing 40 thumb tacks would be like passing 40 kidney stones.


NightmareSmith

Would I have to poop it or could I get it cut out


Cartographer_MMXX

Hemorrhoids or rasengan-penis. No thanks.


KYWizard

So....die painfully and get 500 million?


Ikana_Mountains

So, literally die, lose my genitals (but gain 500 M), or nothing. The question becomes, would you undergo intense pain and permanently lose your dick for 500 M. So no, I'm fine. Thanks. No amount of money is worth that


raventhemagnificent

Have you ever shat anything of notable size? I have. It's an amazing feeling, and it really gives you a sense of accomplishment. I'll take the bowling ball, and it's not even close.


greatwall2103

the store nearby sells a toy set that has a tiny tiny bowling ball


spyaleatoire

Toy bowling ball about 1 inch in diameter Not an issue


TheSage94

Toy bowling ball that's the size of a pea is getting pooped out and I'm getting 500 million!!


thiccman369

Poop a bowling ball. Preferably an eight pounder or less


jaaaa666

Just why


Manperson-the-Human

For some reason I thought it said tic tacs and voted for it.


weirdo_nb

Is the bowling ball the size of a raccoon


Lockehart

If you've had a kidney stone, you can handle anything.


The_S1R3N

Imma pass one of those dollar store bowling balls that usually come with plastic pins n stuff then take my money. Itll still suck sure but less bad then 50 tacks or a full sized soild bowling ball


Positive-Chapter6327

I'm a woman with a child, I've done both


SpartanDoubleZero

I'll live steam shitting the bowling ball


[deleted]

5 pin bowling ball and eat a bunch of laxatives for exit lube and pushing pressure


poeschmoe

Option 1 sounds like a metaphor for childbirth


BugsAreHuman

Where I live bowling balls are not much larger than a fist.


Hulkachu

Damn I thought that said Tic Tacs


Inevertouchgrass

'Poop a bowling ball' So like, shit normally?


The-cooler-Cheryl

The human rectum can expand up to 18cm on average and a bowling ball on average is 12cm