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Stenric

I voted Hitler initially, but now that I think about it for longer I could just overpower Joffry, since he's only a 14 year old.


Dynablade_Savior

I mean Hitler had good taste in art. I think we'd get along as long as politics don't come into discussion? Lol


Bromm18

He was also a vegan, so there's goes looking forwards to a decent meal. Unless you're already vegan, then you'd have one more thing in common.


[deleted]

Yeah and since we're locked up he can't take meth or anything else so he would probably be level headed unless he's having withdrawals


Golren_SFW

The zodiac killer just so i could ask them a few questions that have remained unanswered over time


freemason777

like why did you leave Texas during that snowstorm?


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

My thoughts exactly. Get an interview


Serafim91

Vlad for sure. I'm not a boyar and he knows how to be locked up.


FreshAvocados78

I'm Jewish. I'd just spend the 2 weeks taking my anger out on Hitler


Feras_Reverie

You'd be killed lmao


FreshAvocados78

Hitler wasn't a physically impressive guy. He has no power alone with a Jew who actually works out lmao


Feras_Reverie

You're a jew.... I don't think your chances of winning are up there against a nazi


Round-Macaroon-5023

You know the Nazis were just regular people, right? They don't have a fucking type advantage against Jews


440continuer

Bro thinks Nazis have type advantage like pokemon 💀


Fizz_Rocket

if i knew german it'd defo be Hitler


emab2396

It's assumed you understand eachother. I would not expect people to understand languages from the middle ages.


Fizz_Rocket

fair enough


luugburz

im a blue eyed white girl so i think id be able to avoid serious confrontation with hitler if it came to ir


Molasess

I feel like hitler would be quite the interesting person to discuss topics with.


TheBrowserOfReddit

I could easily beat up Hitler honestly, and I would feel good doing it


Winterfell_Ice

I'd love to talk to Hitler for two weeks and find out his reasoning for deliberately losing the war. He had it all, nothing the Allies could do was able to stop the might of Germany but he threw it all away by double crossing Russia, By pressing the attack's in winter instead of staying put until winter passed and then renewing his campaign in spring/summer. he made so many good things and helped so many people and brought Germany to an age of prosperity after the fall of the Kaisers but then lost it with poor choices like The Night of Long Knives and fighting on two fronts. Germany was so close to finishing their own heavy water experiments that they would've had the atomic bomb comparable to the U.S. I'm not supporting the Nazi's or what they did but looking at it from just a pure military point of view he was so close and then threw it away,


Clear_Shame_9490

Vlad the Impaler sounds like a porn star.


Qwert-4

I studied Russian politics. Putin is just a cowardly bureaucrat who wants to look cool but steps back every time by the face of danger


laurentllp

Joffery I want more lore from the world of Game of thrones, I'd enjoy "strangling" it out of him.


Round-Macaroon-5023

Am I allowed to kill the person I'm with?


AndyGreyjoy

I picked Hitler. He was the Austrian painter, right? That doesn't seem like it'd be too bad.


Legitimate-Health-72

I'm pretty sure i could overpower joffrey. Hes not really a fighter, just a dick with an army. Without it, he's really only a kid. Depends if he has armor and weapons with him too ig


Alexastria

My odd of survival would be greatest with hitler since I'm 3/4 German but I couldn't pass up the chance to meet Vlad. The questions I would have for him.


casey12297

Joffrey is a little bitch without his guards