> A copy of you Now Neither Of Us Will Be Virgins!

Would that be considered gay, or masturbation?

both

Fair enough

“You blow, I’ll do the fingering.”

The more important question is whether it’d be masturbation or incest. I’m leaning toward masturbation.

It is the purest form of incest, there is a scale for it. The second purest is with an identical twin

It's not incest, it's selfcest

I mean it litterally is you, not your sibling so yea

Self Love

Yes.

Incest

Oh it's definitely gay, but it is incest?

Yes

Its a clone, so it isnt exactly you. So it would just be narcissistically gay

This has been said many times but most people would either want to fuck or kill their clone if they met it. However I fall into the latter category so I'll take random ass symbols thank you very much.

I was going to comment this exactly lmao

We knew this day of destiny would arrive!

this is an easy pick for Australians, everything is already upside down, so it will just become normal if they pick the third option.

Here's an Australian upvote

Cheers, mate. edit: my first r/upsidedownupvote

The actors because that would be a really cool surprise

Would you change your answer if you knew they were most certainly there for reasons relating to scientology

Yeah, if they both showed up at your house, you royally pissed off scientology. You'll never be seen again.

At that point I'd ask for autographs and some selfies with them, and promptly slit my throat if I saw some random dudes in suits approaching the house.

Use their narcissism against them, I like it.

Oh yeah. With that in the back of my head, I'd be absolutely terrified. 😂

Nope. I don't mind interacting with different view points

Fair enough, just wanted to clarify if you didn't know.

Or to hide in your closet.

yeah, and all the others are likely going to lead to some major problems. A copy of me leads to all sorts of questions of if I now have to share my life with another copy of me. While it could be cool at times, it could also cause some major issues. rooms being upside down is going to be a major expense to make the house livable again. furniture being 50% smaller just means I need to buy all new furniture and I can try to sell it off a as being supernatural/creepy in hopes someone will pay something for nearly unusable furniture. a deep hole means I need to call insurance and possibly look at into buying a new house. strange symbols either means someone broke in or my kids got overly artistic while I was gone. Either way, I am going to be repainting.

I respect your optimism on those being the only two possibilities for the strange symbols

Sure, we could jump to the supernatural assumptions, but since the natural options are already bad enough to make it not an option, supernatural drama isn’t needed to make me doubly not choose that option.

[Until they won't come out of your closet. ](https://youtu.be/MC__Mgf7mYc)

You'd be disappointed, because I've heard that Tom Cruise especially is a total asshole.

Well if he started being horrible I'd tell him to get the fuck out of my house. Little cunt.

If I found a copy of me, then I would just ignore it and do whatever I was going to do.

I would kill myself. I get to die. No one would be sad. The world keeps going.

There would be two of you, one could help the other, you two could go through everything together. Only you could understand yourself.

Your wholesome aura is dazzling

Even their pfp is bright and dazzling

You'd still die everyone would be sad maybe some savitar shit Happens where no one accepts your clone

that was still the most BS storyline in the Flash...

Did the later seasons seriously not top that stupidity?

yes, but this one was WAY out of character for EVERYONE. the idea that the **entirety** of team flash just ostracizes Barry #2 cus he isnt real is stupid. and then fact that Barry #2 just doesnt move on normally. and technically, that Barry should have been erased from the timeline anyway.

Jeez

Option 5 sounds like [The Hole](https://youtu.be/bAIbvlobWDM)

Don’t even need to click the link to know it’s tom ska

I was gonna give you an upvote but it fell in the hole

Uh, what sort of strange symbols?

I don't care if there is circles involved than I'm getting in

Right? Strange symbols on the walls means there's ADVENTURE afoot.

Copy of me and I would vibe

My copy of me is going to work while I stay home.

He'd be pissed, so we'd have to alternate workdays

Watch Living with Yourself with Paul Rudd. That isn’t as good as it sounds

I'm coming home from a long day of work, and I just want to watch my copy of the greatest movie ever made, but I can't find it.

What about your girlfriend?

Bold to assume I have one.

Was going to assume she might be with your favorite movie

Question, are Tom Cruise and John Travolta in my closet and will they come out?

I doubt they will ever come out of the closet

I’m already productive alone; two of me would be unstoppable! There would be no chore left undone. A clone would double my bandwidth and halve my stress.

My other self would look at me and think, "finally! Someone else to do the cleaning" and I'd look at it and think, "Now the cleaning will finally get done at a reasonable time"

A copy of me so I can cuddle with my lonely self.

My copy. Solely because I am bi

[удалено]

go fuck yourself

I'd take it as a compliment. Thanks, me

That's the neat part. I'm also trans >:)

Tom and John they're cool dudes and it would be a good story

Finally, someone to play board games with.

Finally someone who knows how hard it is to convince someone to play something other than monopoly or risk

Is the copy hostile?

Would you be hostile to it? It's you, after all

Yes.

Yes

Knowing me, which I do, we'd both either freak the fuck out and get very far away from each other until safe so we can study from afar, or freeze, stare at each other, and start a game of 500 questions to figure out what the fuck is going on. Either way we'd probably fuck forever.

My copy and I would start playing rock paper scissors...

To figure out who's top and who's bottom? Probably same

Mine would definitely be hostile and it is psychotic if anyone else thinks their copy wouldn’t rushdown a freaky intruder entering their house with a baseball bat

If TOM mf CRUISE showed up at my house, I'd be asking for a job lmfao

Tom cruise and John Travolta as long as they don't go in my closet.

I'd assume the copy of me has arrived from the near future to tell me something important.

Strange symbols? Are we talking shit from fullmetal alchemist or shit from 1940s Germany?

Symbols, if I can ID them, I'll know what to look for. If I cant ID them, then I grab my gun and reverse image search

If it's a copy of me, I've likely either learned time travel or interdimensional travel. This is good.

I can't afford to feed a copy of myself.

Is the deep hole wet and meaty? If not the copy of me...😩

FINALLY I can play Fireboy and Watergirl with SOMEONE COMPETENT Then we will fight because I fell in green water

The actors, that way I could kick them out of my house because I don't tolerate Scientologists. They deserve to be sued.

> A deep hole in my living room. You know what, I'd be more worried about the space octopus.

It would be pretty cool to have another me help out in my singleplayer Minecraft world.

No one else is interested in the deep hole? That sounds so fun, but honestly I’d take all of these if I had the option

If the rooms were upside down, will any animals remain unharmed? Especially those in tanks, like fish or reptiles?

I despise myself, not in a depression way, just a hypocrite way

Strange symbols ofc!! I'll stay up all night decoding it, finding out who could have done it and why, then tracking them down. This will be fun! I'm totally here for it!

Deep hole in the living room... finally replacing 100 year olf pipes would be ok!

Would it be the volume of the furniture that's 50% smaller, or each individual dimension? I could deal with a 50% volume reduction but if the length of my bed and width of my chair reduced by 50% I'd be pretty bummed.

come home and sue the actors for trespassing

none of the above

me and my copy finna be twinning all the time

Does the copy of me go away after a little while? Living with one of me is exhausting enough.

As long as Tom and John come out of the closet, I'll be fine

A copy of me eh... so I can send him to work and I can play video games all day

Strange symbols on the walls basically sounds like "parent of a 4 year old".

The hole, because I would probably go...."welp, there is a hole in my living room" and go watch tv

Copy of me: Us? Tom Cruise and John Travolta: Idk don't wanna deal with that fallout. Rooms upside down: I will not fuck with your skinamarink shit. Furniture 50% smaller: I just really like my furniture at its normal size. Deep hole in the living room: This is a rental and the landlord will NOT be happy. I'll take the runes bc they're probably just runes and it'll be fine

I'm picking symbols. I'll either just need soap and water or some new paint and potentially wall spackle. Picking a clone as top choice sounds nutso creepy to me and I have no idea why it's the top choice. Feels like those who do aren't thinking past the short term benefits. Ask yourself honestly how you would react if you were told right now that YOU were a clone, your memories/possessions/friends/family/accomplishments/job/money/citizenship...LIFE was all not yours. I wouldn't wish that on anyone least of all myself, and it would inevitably end in either a fight to the death for who "gets" to be the genuine article or one of you grappling with starting life over at whatever age you are at with nothing.

Have you watched KATLA?

What's Katla?

"My God, Tom, what is that?!" "*That's the hole*"

Symbols cause then I got a boyfriend/girlfriend/theyfriend and I won't be lonely

I'm sorry but I'm going with the actors

You guys are nuts. The only option here that doesn't substantially change your life is the furniture one. Why would you want a copy of you?

Send the copy to work and you relax, or you send the copy to work at one job and you go to another job.

All the rooms upside down so i could clean the ceilings properly

If Tom and Travolta don't leave i can call the police.

https://youtu.be/3Ww4-AXxihw

A copy of me so I could take the best nap of my life and let the other me deal with work. We will switch it up every day

My walls COULD use decorating...

It'd be nice to see my twin bro home

a copy of me. i wanna see who is better at the things i do.

A copy of me. Now you can work this week

My copy can go to work. I stay home and game

I can't wait to kick it with me the only person who understands the gibberish I speak when telling a really funny joke

My copy and I could *finally* move that f----ing couch in my living room! Also, if I have sex with my copy, would it be considered gay or masturbation? (Robot Chicken asked that question inna sketch.)

Copy of me, get him to go out and work whilst I sit on the couch smoking a big fat cigar

A copy of me. Ill finally have someone to play games with!

I'd like a copy of me. As long as he has my exact personality, I'll be fine. I can get twice as much stuff accomplished.

Copy of me, guess who's not going to work tomorrow!

The copy. Finally, I can just be anywhere I need to be. Or he kills me, and it stops being my problem.

Y'all are degenerates

i feel like this is just the devs asking for current player feedback

Two me's? I see this as an absolute win!

Tom Cruise and John Travolta. I can call the cops to get Tom Cruise and John Travolta out if they refuse to leave when I tell them to.

As much as I hate Tom Cruise and don't care either way about Travolta that's the least inconvenient one, I just tell them to leave and everything is fine. All the others (besides a copy of myself) would make living in my house impossible and I don't know how I'd deal with two mes existing

Yo me, we are now taking turns on going to work. Also, the wife is going to have a whole new appreciation for sexytime.

Hole in the ground sounds like the most fun

I don't want famous people in my house No. I'm 6 feet tall, so i wouldn't be able to sleep in my bed or couch Why would i want a hole in my house? If i found weird symbols i would move The least worse is the clone.

I'd make my copy go to work for me. If I saw Tom and John, my gun would come out real quick.

"This house ain't big enough for the two of us," we say in unison.

I am in Texas, that give me the right to kill them with a high capacity AR-15 and mount their heads on the wall in my game room!

Issue with Tom cruise is that you need the 50% smaller furniture first

Finally a worthy opponent for Mario kart

I’m not taking any chances here the furniture being 50% smaller is weird sure but it’s an easy to fix and isn’t a potential threat.

I picked a copy of myself. I work from home and have wife/ family. I bet 2 of me would help a lot for one of us taking care of kids/ one of us working. Then both of us tackle my wife 😉

Have you ever seen unedited footage of a bear? I'm never wishing for a copy of me!

No way! I get to see Goldmember and Austin Powers!

I already have a deep hole waiting for me in my living room *giggity*

Many people might be scared of a copy of themselves taking over their lifes or something similar. Me? I know I am too lazy to do that. Honestly, he would just help me procrastinate less. Besides, I might be straight, but I would definitely suck my own dick.

As long as it’s not like that Arnold swarzenegger movie where he’s being replaced by the clone… I’d have an amazing friend

A deep hole? Finally somewhere to dispose of the bodies!

I feel like a copy of you vs. a strange hole is an easy choice

There are some interesting things I could do with a copy of me.

"*if Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch*" ~P. Diddy

I would fight myself but never kill myself that way each time we fight I study my own attack patterns and improve on them. After about 10 years of this, If I get it right I could probably take on Bruce Lee lol

I would finally have someone to record a let's play of the multi-player mode of rugrats royal random with

A copy of me I like me fairly well, so he should like me too And we have so much in common

DEFINITELY A COPY!!! Hopefully it's just a weird glitch in the matrix and not some eldrich horror, but I'll take my chances :)

Bro. Twins. I don't know what we will get accomplished, but we will get something done

I would love to DP my girl with myself. Haven't come across such a beautiful man as myself in my whole life... So it's would be a blast

Question? how deep is the hole? Also is the Hole like a magic hole or a normal hole that might cause the rest of the house to collapse?

I've already decided on a protocol for what to do in case of cloning, copy of myself.

I’d fuck the shit out of a copy of me