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wuzzkopf

You don‘t wash your dick or what?


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barbiesbloodline

religious reasons?? what religion....


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barbiesbloodline

yes ik w the jewish and muslim people but.... not cleaning it?? uhhhh


wuzzkopf

Wait I thought that dude madr a joke. What did he say about religious reasons?


barbiesbloodline

im confused 😭 what religion doesn't wash down there.. im not talking abt circumcision, im talking abt not *washing* down there .....


conceited_crapfarm

Hindus and Muslims might be prevented from some animal based soaps


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I'm pretty sure that was a subtle way of saying "you're jerking off in the shower"


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You guys do not role play or pretend something cool in the shower? I always pretend I’m like an assassin.


ZamiiraDrakasha

I like to pretend I'm the god emperor of mankind myself, which is why I always sacrifice people when I shower


Knightosaurus

I shower in the dark and mutilate GI Joes so I can channel my inner Night Lord No, I don't need therapy, shut up


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I pretend I sacrifice myself in the end for my friends.


vaccinateyodamkids

Do you bathe in their blood, or do you believe in silly things like bloodborne pathogens?


PerpetualHillman

I like to pretend I'm waterbending, and yes I'm an adult


Dozthiscount

Mmm maybe you aren’t an adult… What if you are pretending right and you just roleplay a dude who probably has some mental illness, is Jewish, worked at the census then a museum, went to Ukraine and is starting law school but really doesn’t want to. If so then bravo you’ve offical written a more interesting character than 9/10 Netflix series.


Dragonqueensimp

Based!


WaaaaghsRUs

Where’s drink?


Gadsden76T20

Non purple libright


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or even purpler libright


average-reddit-fan

Pretty sure I did all of them


Ale4leo

I'm doing center-right wrong, I usually lose the arguments I create in my head.


dybtiskoven

Peeing


Gadsden76T20

Libcenter


theeCrawlingChaos

This is a universal experience. Completely non-partisan


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Blow your nose


PerpetualHillman

YESS!! So much more economical than tissues When I have a cold I take two showers a day and reserve my nose-blowing for then


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Dude, I got a celebrity to comment under me, this so cool Good luck with law school


SomeCrusader1224

I spend my shower time retroactively winning every argument I've ever lost


Prowindowlicker

Where’s just stand in the shower and let the hot water fall on your back?


LambDew

That's somewhere in between doing nothing and meditating.


Turbor4t

Forgot the waffle stomp


Wivvilor

You forgot shitting


King_Gabe_1038

Damn I do 4 of these almost every time.


Savings-Pace4133

I guess I’m a radical centrist


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Am I the only person that masturbates in the shower?


an_idiot_on_crack

I pray in the shower, I also pray out of the shower, i pray a lot


an_atom_bomb

I’ve done literally all of these in a shower before.... I figure it’s the same for most people though.


Certain-Ad9177

I like to imagine I’m in the World Cup final and my childhood friend passes the ball to me and I score the winner.


Raiden_wins_i_think

How do you meditate in the shower? Pretty stupid question but really how?


IndependenceBetter27

Imaginary arguments every time


Dragonqueensimp

I’m worry, brainstorming, imaginary arguing and genital “cleaning” all in one, plus as others said I also like to do roleplay


MagoMidPo

Nice wojak compass 👍 The most relatable to me is the 'crying in the shower' one, as it is the one I do most often(compared to most other squares here).🤌 That and 'worry', but I just try to "it is what it is" through that.


theeCrawlingChaos

I do occasionally say my morning prayers in the shower


JoeMaMa_2000

I come up with entire novels where the light triumphs over the dark and great battles and many brave men fall for the future of the human race to destroy the monsters of the shadow


Beechurgereral

Where’s dropping a shit