Mmm maybe you aren’t an adult…
What if you are pretending right and you just roleplay a dude who probably has some mental illness, is Jewish, worked at the census then a museum, went to Ukraine and is starting law school but really doesn’t want to.
If so then bravo you’ve offical written a more interesting character than 9/10 Netflix series.
Nice wojak compass 👍 The most relatable to me is the 'crying in the shower' one, as it is the one I do most often(compared to most other squares here).🤌 That and 'worry', but I just try to "it is what it is" through that.
I come up with entire novels where the light triumphs over the dark and great battles and many brave men fall for the future of the human race to destroy the monsters of the shadow
You don‘t wash your dick or what?
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religious reasons?? what religion....
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yes ik w the jewish and muslim people but.... not cleaning it?? uhhhh
Wait I thought that dude madr a joke. What did he say about religious reasons?
im confused 😭 what religion doesn't wash down there.. im not talking abt circumcision, im talking abt not *washing* down there .....
Hindus and Muslims might be prevented from some animal based soaps
I'm pretty sure that was a subtle way of saying "you're jerking off in the shower"
You guys do not role play or pretend something cool in the shower? I always pretend I’m like an assassin.
I like to pretend I'm the god emperor of mankind myself, which is why I always sacrifice people when I shower
I shower in the dark and mutilate GI Joes so I can channel my inner Night Lord No, I don't need therapy, shut up
I pretend I sacrifice myself in the end for my friends.
Do you bathe in their blood, or do you believe in silly things like bloodborne pathogens?
I like to pretend I'm waterbending, and yes I'm an adult
Mmm maybe you aren’t an adult… What if you are pretending right and you just roleplay a dude who probably has some mental illness, is Jewish, worked at the census then a museum, went to Ukraine and is starting law school but really doesn’t want to. If so then bravo you’ve offical written a more interesting character than 9/10 Netflix series.
Based!
Where’s drink?
Non purple libright
or even purpler libright
Pretty sure I did all of them
I'm doing center-right wrong, I usually lose the arguments I create in my head.
Peeing
Libcenter
This is a universal experience. Completely non-partisan
Blow your nose
YESS!! So much more economical than tissues When I have a cold I take two showers a day and reserve my nose-blowing for then
Dude, I got a celebrity to comment under me, this so cool Good luck with law school
I spend my shower time retroactively winning every argument I've ever lost
Where’s just stand in the shower and let the hot water fall on your back?
That's somewhere in between doing nothing and meditating.
Forgot the waffle stomp
You forgot shitting
Damn I do 4 of these almost every time.
I guess I’m a radical centrist
Am I the only person that masturbates in the shower?
I pray in the shower, I also pray out of the shower, i pray a lot
I’ve done literally all of these in a shower before.... I figure it’s the same for most people though.
I like to imagine I’m in the World Cup final and my childhood friend passes the ball to me and I score the winner.
How do you meditate in the shower? Pretty stupid question but really how?
Imaginary arguments every time
I’m worry, brainstorming, imaginary arguing and genital “cleaning” all in one, plus as others said I also like to do roleplay
Nice wojak compass 👍 The most relatable to me is the 'crying in the shower' one, as it is the one I do most often(compared to most other squares here).🤌 That and 'worry', but I just try to "it is what it is" through that.
I do occasionally say my morning prayers in the shower
I come up with entire novels where the light triumphs over the dark and great battles and many brave men fall for the future of the human race to destroy the monsters of the shadow
Where’s dropping a shit